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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Now I'm really no prude, and I'm extremely open minded, but why oh why do they have to name a children's programme Wishfart?!

I try to bring my children up to talk nice and polite, and not words out of context, then you get ridiculous things like this on children's tv.

Really would of thought they could come up with a better name. Or am I just getting old I wonder.

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

Whatever happened to Rosie and Jim...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whatever happened to Rosie and Jim..."

Exactly. They don't make them like they used to. There were some good ones.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

I don't like the trend for showing people sitting on the toilet in adverts.

I've never heard of Wishfart but I agree with you op.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whatever happened to Rosie and Jim..."

Rosie's story is sad one, never got over not being in showbiz. She can't even get a pantomime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now I'm really no prude, and I'm extremely open minded, but why oh why do they have to name a children's programme Wishfart?!

I try to bring my children up to talk nice and polite, and not words out of context, then you get ridiculous things like this on children's tv.

Really would of thought they could come up with a better name. Or am I just getting old I wonder."

Nope I agree. I refused to buy that dog poo game and the snot one too! Mean mummy Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone seen the camels balls sweets? They have a cartoon on them of a camel looking back over it's shoulder and huge balls hanging down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now I'm really no prude, and I'm extremely open minded, but why oh why do they have to name a children's programme Wishfart?!

I try to bring my children up to talk nice and polite, and not words out of context, then you get ridiculous things like this on children's tv.

Really would of thought they could come up with a better name. Or am I just getting old I wonder.

Nope I agree. I refused to buy that dog poo game and the snot one too! Mean mummy Lol! "

And mine aren’t allowed to say fart anyway!

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"Whatever happened to Rosie and Jim...

Rosie's story is sad one, never got over not being in showbiz. She can't even get a pantomime."

Oh yes she can

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Er? You mean one is bestowed a wish every time one passes wind?

Right! - Beans for me for tea it is then!

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Bring back Captain Pugwash and Master Bates

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't like the trend for showing people sitting on the toilet in adverts.

I've never heard of Wishfart but I agree with you op."

Pleased it's not just me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bring back Captain Pugwash and Master Bates"

Don't forget seaman staines

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whatever happened to Rosie and Jim...

Rosie's story is sad one, never got over not being in showbiz. She can't even get a pantomime."

I don't think I've ever watched that actually

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Now I'm really no prude, and I'm extremely open minded, but why oh why do they have to name a children's programme Wishfart?!

I try to bring my children up to talk nice and polite, and not words out of context, then you get ridiculous things like this on children's tv.

Really would of thought they could come up with a better name. Or am I just getting old I wonder.

Nope I agree. I refused to buy that dog poo game and the snot one too! Mean mummy Lol! "

You're not mean. It shows you want to bring up your children well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Er? You mean one is bestowed a wish every time one passes wind?

Right! - Beans for me for tea it is then! "

Now that could actually come in very handy in life

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bring back Captain Pugwash and Master Bates

Don't forget seaman staines"

We're they actually called those?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whatever happened to Rosie and Jim...

Rosie's story is sad one, never got over not being in showbiz. She can't even get a pantomime.

Oh yes she can"

Oh no she can't!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Whatever happened to Rosie and Jim...

Rosie's story is sad one, never got over not being in showbiz. She can't even get a pantomime."

There could be a spot in our xmas panto now as the Roxanne bird that accused Ryan of hitting her in Big Brother pulled out. Let Rosie know.

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Totally agree OP ....

BUT .... what I want to know is why in BING .... does pando take his pants off on the park ....I mean ....just why ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bring back Captain Pugwash and Master Bates

Don't forget seaman staines

We're they actually called those?"

https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/captain-pugwash-creator-traumatised-urban-5896636

Captain Pugwash creator was traumatised by urban myths about ...

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

There's a school near my old place called Jack Hunt.

Say that without swearing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whatever happened to Rosie and Jim...

Rosie's story is sad one, never got over not being in showbiz. She can't even get a pantomime.

There could be a spot in our xmas panto now as the Roxanne bird that accused Ryan of hitting her in Big Brother pulled out. Let Rosie know."

I'll text her now. Hope Rosie gets the role.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Bring back Captain Pugwash and Master Bates

Don't forget seaman staines

We're they actually called those?

https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/captain-pugwash-creator-traumatised-urban-5896636

Captain Pugwash creator was traumatised by urban myths about ...

"

No! One of the voices sounded like he had a cold and the M in Mates sounded like an B and thus a superb studentifed urban legend was born.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now I'm really no prude, and I'm extremely open minded, but why oh why do they have to name a children's programme Wishfart?!

I try to bring my children up to talk nice and polite, and not words out of context, then you get ridiculous things like this on children's tv.

Really would of thought they could come up with a better name. Or am I just getting old I wonder."

Totally agree, and factor some of the crap that comes across from the USA and one gets to realise that children's TV I'd currently in a dire situation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He-Man is on Netflix.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's a school near my old place called Jack Hunt.

Say that without swearing!"

No wayyyyy. They didn't think that one out very well did they lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Now I'm really no prude, and I'm extremely open minded, but why oh why do they have to name a children's programme Wishfart?!

I try to bring my children up to talk nice and polite, and not words out of context, then you get ridiculous things like this on children's tv.

Really would of thought they could come up with a better name. Or am I just getting old I wonder.

Totally agree, and factor some of the crap that comes across from the USA and one gets to realise that children's TV I'd currently in a dire situation."

Oh don't even get me started on the American crap

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"There's a school near my old place called Jack Hunt.

Say that without swearing!

No wayyyyy. They didn't think that one out very well did they lol"

Mike Hunt is worse. Say that out loud. And what about Alf Hooker?

In the right circumstances, fart is a really funny word to use with kids. All kids love a good fart joke.

Not appropriate for a kids TV show though. In my humble opinion.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's a school near my old place called Jack Hunt.

Say that without swearing!

No wayyyyy. They didn't think that one out very well did they lol

Mike Hunt is worse. Say that out loud. And what about Alf Hooker?

In the right circumstances, fart is a really funny word to use with kids. All kids love a good fart joke.

Not appropriate for a kids TV show though. In my humble opinion."

Those names. How would say them without smirking

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Whatever happened to Rosie and Jim...

Rosie's story is sad one, never got over not being in showbiz. She can't even get a pantomime.

There could be a spot in our xmas panto now as the Roxanne bird that accused Ryan of hitting her in Big Brother pulled out. Let Rosie know.

I'll text her now. Hope Rosie gets the role. "

Fingers crossed,we need a Cinderella.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I'm really missing out on so much cool stuff not having kids.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm really missing out on so much cool stuff not having kids."

Care to come and babysit mine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a school near my old place called Jack Hunt.

Say that without swearing!"

I used to go swimming in Jack Hunt's pool, far better than the Regional back in the day

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By *unsters66Couple
over a year ago

Newport


"Bring back Captain Pugwash and Master Bates

Don't forget seaman staines"

And Roger the cabin boy ..

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Ruby, this is not new.

Watership Down had a seagull called Keehar that said, "Piss off! to Hazel" I've got the DVD of it and even the subtitles show it. Proof enough.

Even Disney has snuck in some naked breasts. There is a scene in The Rescuers, where Bianca and Bernard are strapped in to a rolled up sardines tin, on the back of Albert the albatross's back. They then swoop downwards, a topless woman can be seen on the left hand side of the screen.

What is it with seabirds and cartoons? Something fishy afoot perhaps?

Bad typos

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"I'm really missing out on so much cool stuff not having kids.

Care to come and babysit mine? "

Could they teach me to floss?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"There's a school near my old place called Jack Hunt.

Say that without swearing!

I used to go swimming in Jack Hunt's pool, far better than the Regional back in the day "

Same here! I can swim a whole length, on one breath!

How is a school pool better? PCC needs to update the Regional to decent standards. Plus, we need a proper leisure pool with fountains, cafe and flumes. Bedford is just too far (Sorry DevilinAngelsbody)to get to The Oasis. Same with Colchester too! Shame on you council!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm really missing out on so much cool stuff not having kids.

Care to come and babysit mine?

Could they teach me to floss?"

Mine can! Have them instead!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"I'm really missing out on so much cool stuff not having kids.

Care to come and babysit mine?

Could they teach me to floss?

Mine can! Have them instead!"

I'm looking for a new career, think I might have found it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm really missing out on so much cool stuff not having kids.

Care to come and babysit mine?

Could they teach me to floss?

Mine can! Have them instead!

I'm looking for a new career, think I might have found it."

How you fixed next week. It’s half term

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"I'm really missing out on so much cool stuff not having kids.

Care to come and babysit mine?

Could they teach me to floss?

Mine can! Have them instead!

I'm looking for a new career, think I might have found it.

How you fixed next week. It’s half term "

It's customary to fuck the au pair right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm really missing out on so much cool stuff not having kids.

Care to come and babysit mine?

Could they teach me to floss?

Mine can! Have them instead!

I'm looking for a new career, think I might have found it.

How you fixed next week. It’s half term

It's customary to fuck the au pair right?"

Ok but that will count as payment

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"I'm really missing out on so much cool stuff not having kids.

Care to come and babysit mine?

Could they teach me to floss?

Mine can! Have them instead!

I'm looking for a new career, think I might have found it.

How you fixed next week. It’s half term

It's customary to fuck the au pair right?

Ok but that will count as payment "

I am very very expensive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm really missing out on so much cool stuff not having kids.

Care to come and babysit mine?

Could they teach me to floss?

Mine can! Have them instead!

I'm looking for a new career, think I might have found it.

How you fixed next week. It’s half term

It's customary to fuck the au pair right?

Ok but that will count as payment

I am very very expensive"

I am talking Monday to Friday by the way. I’ve already booked my flight. I’ll pay on my return.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"I'm really missing out on so much cool stuff not having kids.

Care to come and babysit mine?

Could they teach me to floss?

Mine can! Have them instead!

I'm looking for a new career, think I might have found it.

How you fixed next week. It’s half term

It's customary to fuck the au pair right?

Ok but that will count as payment

I am very very expensive

I am talking Monday to Friday by the way. I’ve already booked my flight. I’ll pay on my return. "

I require 50% up front, sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm really missing out on so much cool stuff not having kids.

Care to come and babysit mine?

Could they teach me to floss?

Mine can! Have them instead!

I'm looking for a new career, think I might have found it.

How you fixed next week. It’s half term

It's customary to fuck the au pair right?

Ok but that will count as payment

I am very very expensive

I am talking Monday to Friday by the way. I’ve already booked my flight. I’ll pay on my return.

I require 50% up front, sorry"

You’re not silly are you. Have you heard about my kids then? You’ll be lucky to be alive by Friday never mind be in a fit state to accept payment!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm really missing out on so much cool stuff not having kids.

Care to come and babysit mine?

Could they teach me to floss?"

Of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm really missing out on so much cool stuff not having kids.

Care to come and babysit mine?

Could they teach me to floss?

Mine can! Have them instead!

I'm looking for a new career, think I might have found it."

Daddy day care

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