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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well its nearly here,whats the first thing you will do christmas morning......waits for the wanking comments........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open my presents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get up and have a coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch daughter open prezzies

Then this year out all day on me own yea xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Watch daughter open prezzies

Then this year out all day on me own yea xx "

im on my own come to mine i will get you an iceland chicken dinner lol

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By *roovytwoCouple
over a year ago

burnley

Make some "proper" coffee...light the fire....feed the cat...take coffee to J in bed....get presents out from under the tree...then try to wake our two lads up!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First thing is to get up at 5am, have a coffee and then pull on my Uggs and my thick coat and take my dog a walk. Its lovely when its still dark and not many have woke.

Then when I get back have another drink, snuggle up in my fluffy throw and wait for boys to get up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Watch daughter open prezzies

Then this year out all day on me own yea xx

im on my own come to mine i will get you an iceland chicken dinner lol"

Lol thanks fa the offer its tempting

However ive always wanted to spend Christmas day alone fa personal reasons and this year i actually can

But roll on new year xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wee girlie will wake me up lol. I will drink coffee and watch her wee happy face opening pressies xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your welcome soapy if you change your mind. seems odd being alone but all my family live to far away. my daughters at her dads again 3rd year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

let the cat in, feed it, make a coffee and sit and enjoy the only peace i will get all day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roll over kiss the person next to me...get up open the champers and back to bed for some ...... well you know xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Roll over kiss the person next to me...get up open the champers and back to bed for some ...... well you know xx

"

Now that sounds like a perfect chdistmas morning.....kissing the pillow dont have that effect tho......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopefully not wake up too early at the excitement of having nothing to open.

Make a coffee; get dressed and then go outside and just...listen. Christmas Day morning is the quietest all year and I just love to soak in the silence and the stillness of it all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up .... brekkers and then hit the slopes ..... wooohooooo!

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By *attoo loversCouple
over a year ago

norwich

make a cup of tea of us as the kids will have us up at 5 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tell the little buggers to get back to bed as its only 4am and santa hasnt been yet...as they are 16 and 10 they will tell me to shut up and go and open their presents anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get the meat in the Aga. i am feeding 15/20 so big bird and other stuff .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"Well its nearly here,whats the first thing you will do christmas morning......waits for the wanking comments........ "

Get woken up by our daughter at the crack of dawn, jumping on the bed while screaming "He's been!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well its nearly here,whats the first thing you will do christmas morning......waits for the wanking comments........

Get woken up by our daughter at the crack of dawn, jumping on the bed while screaming "He's been!"

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would not be xmas with out that from the little ones ... we had years of that with our four ..... and how lovely it all was too... now it about have we got this and that and she has more then me , lol you make the most of it xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well its nearly here,whats the first thing you will do christmas morning......waits for the wanking comments........ "

Try and convince our little boy that Santa isn't still in the living room. He knows he'll have presents waiting for him but Santa scares the holy bejesus outta him!

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By *danteMan
over a year ago

rhonda

wake up in are stealth camper in deepest devon have a cooked breakfast then 10 mile hike and back to the van for full xmas dinner followed by large amount of champers open are prezzies then a full night of shagging NO kids NO familys NO phone switched on bliss just a nice selfish xmas

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"Well its nearly here,whats the first thing you will do christmas morning......waits for the wanking comments........

Get woken up by our daughter at the crack of dawn, jumping on the bed while screaming "He's been!"

would not be xmas with out that from the little ones ... we had years of that with our four ..... and how lovely it all was too... now it about have we got this and that and she has more then me , lol you make the most of it xxxxxx"

We do love it really....once we have had a few minutes to open our eyes lol

Love watching her face and seeing her so excited.

Do agree that Christmas definitely won't be the same once she grows out of that

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Well its nearly here,whats the first thing you will do christmas morning......waits for the wanking comments........ "

Give K a big kiss and wish her a Merry Christmas

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

get up and have a pee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From someone who's not done a bit of shopping yet thanks, yup cheers, "its nearly here" thanks for that,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

give my dogs a big hug ,,then have my beans on toast for dinner ,,,then have a good cry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm working, so no fun for me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tiptoe down the stairs, have a look to see if Santa has left any pressies, then shout "He's been!" and watch the kids open the pressies as Mrs Artful and myself tidy up all that wrapping paper that gets stripped of in seconds that took ages to put on the gifts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get up and put my new jimjams and slipper my mom has bought me. Am back at my parents for Christmas. See a child is only for Christmas they will send me back to my cardboard box and selling the big issue come Boxing Day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably take a paracetemol to help the hangover from the night before lol

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool


"give my dogs a big hug ,,then have my beans on toast for dinner ,,,then have a good cry"
god your christmas sounds worse than mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get up .. quickly open the presents, then get the pub ready for opening so we can play "spot the christmas present lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wake up not too hungover hopefully, champagne breaky with the family, pressies then pub. Then dinner and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

going to be on my own this year as the pretty half is of to denmark with kid to see her folks, looking forward to watching crap films and drinking beer

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

Get out of bed, have a wee, have a cuppa tea and several cigs whilst opening some of my pressies, then get a quick shower and get dressed and go to my mums at about 7 am.....for some reason Santa always leaves my stocking and most of my pressies at my mum's house

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By *inkershoes69Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

get up about 6 tie 21st birthday balloons round house and outside [4 daughter] then wait for my ex husband whilst smoking and drinking tea, wake youngest and birthday girl get birthday presents and cake out the way, then begin xmas!

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By *orkieMan
over a year ago

Who knows


"Well its nearly here,whats the first thing you will do christmas morning......waits for the wanking comments........ "

Roll over and see if I pulled the night before... if not then ancient and noble art of self abuse

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By *orkieMan
over a year ago

Who knows


"Get up and put my new jimjams and slipper my mom has bought me. Am back at my parents for Christmas. See a child is only for Christmas they will send me back to my cardboard box and selling the big issue come Boxing Day "

Do you find that putting tinsel on the Staffy`s collar increases sales over the festive period ????

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I will look at the clock and think shit its nearly 12 id better get in the shower if im going to mothers for lunch

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Get out of bed, have a wee, have a cuppa tea and several cigs whilst opening some of my pressies, then get a quick shower and get dressed and go to my mums at about 7 am.....for some reason Santa always leaves my stocking and most of my pressies at my mum's house

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at last Chez, was beginning to think I was the only person that went for a wee and this lot all had bladders the size of Wembley

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington


"Get out of bed, have a wee, have a cuppa tea and several cigs whilst opening some of my pressies, then get a quick shower and get dressed and go to my mums at about 7 am.....for some reason Santa always leaves my stocking and most of my pressies at my mum's house

at last Chez, was beginning to think I was the only person that went for a wee and this lot all had bladders the size of Wembley "

lol....always my first stop...whatever morning it is

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Wee followed by a cup of tea

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By *orkieMan
over a year ago

Who knows


"Wee followed by a cup of tea"

Black with 2 1/2 sugars for me hun x

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Wee followed by a cup of tea

Black with 2 1/2 sugars for me hun x"

Thought you only took two

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By *orkieMan
over a year ago

Who knows


"Wee followed by a cup of tea

Black with 2 1/2 sugars for me hun x

Thought you only took two "

The 1/2 is to be burnt off later ... and you know what that means xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get up, go get glass then open presents an get very excited hehe then relax rest of day and call my bf to thank him for my presents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to bed because il of just finished a 12 hour nightshift on the railway putting in two new bridges.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Wee followed by a cup of tea

Black with 2 1/2 sugars for me hun x

Thought you only took two

The 1/2 is to be burnt off later ... and you know what that means xx"

A big purple one and we ain't talking choccy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wee followed by a cup of tea

Black with 2 1/2 sugars for me hun x

Thought you only took two

The 1/2 is to be burnt off later ... and you know what that means xx

A big purple one and we ain't talking choccy "

av told ya woman - i wont be there til after lunch !

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

Open the bedroom window, lean out of it & shout at the urchin below to go & fetch the big goose hung in the butchers window....

Nahhhhh... Only kiddin !

Those three mitherin ghost's will have been told to piss off like every other year !

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Awake at my best friends mum's house and think I don't have to go to work until the 3rd Jan what bliss... Have a few moments on my own to think about the little one.. then put a smile on my face and have a jolly good one..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whack the snooze button!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put turkey in oven. Start preparing breakfast. Moan and groan to myself as my ex-husband has conned me into having his one legged incontinent mother for breakfast and lunch while he gets his leg over.

Nine fucking kids she's got, none of them want her but I get lumbered...deep healing breath...deep healing breath...ok...merry Christmas to all!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Well its nearly here,whats the first thing you will do christmas morning......waits for the wanking comments........

Get woken up by our daughter at the crack of dawn, jumping on the bed while screaming "He's been!"

would not be xmas with out that from the little ones ... we had years of that with our four ..... and how lovely it all was too... now it about have we got this and that and she has more then me , lol you make the most of it xxxxxx"

got to agree, despite the over commercialisation etc etc its still great when they have that belief and innocent joy..

when they look at you all cynical as you put out a jd, bit of carrot and a mince pie on christmas eve you know its gone...

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Put turkey in oven. Start preparing breakfast. Moan and groan to myself as my ex-husband has conned me into having his one legged incontinent mother for breakfast and lunch while he gets his leg over.

Nine fucking kids she's got, none of them want her but I get lumbered...deep healing breath...deep healing breath...ok...merry Christmas to all! "

however will you cook her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prob wont get to bed at all.... got the 2 tots with us so if we do will be a VERY early wake up call.

Can remember when there mum was younger at 5am tieing her bedroom door to the bannister cos she wouldnt go to sleep. It was the only way we could get the presents down the stairs and under the tree.

It was also the year she told her younger brothers that father xmas wasnt real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well its nearly here,whats the first thing you will do christmas morning......waits for the wanking comments........

Get woken up by our daughter at the crack of dawn, jumping on the bed while screaming "He's been!"

would not be xmas with out that from the little ones ... we had years of that with our four ..... and how lovely it all was too... now it about have we got this and that and she has more then me , lol you make the most of it xxxxxx

got to agree, despite the over commercialisation etc etc its still great when they have that belief and innocent joy..

when they look at you all cynical as you put out a jd, bit of carrot and a mince pie on christmas eve you know its gone...

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Omg I cant believe you put JD out for Santa have you not heard about the drink driving law ffs

This year I am hoping to be brought breakfast in bed and not at 5am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open the first bottle of champagne of the day, and wake the kids up

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
over a year ago

rochdale

The very first thing i will do Xmas Day morning will be attempt to prevent MsMJ from opening her presents at approx. 0:01 minutes past midnight!

At a more civilised point in the morning i'll get up, shower, put the coffee on and prepare the traditional breakfast of smoked salmon and cream cheese blini's and bucks fizz before waking Ms MJ up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be camping in a tent, and the order of the day is likely to be something like this:

Let the pooch out to stretch his legs

Have a shower then get dressed

A tub of hot porridge

Go home and check up on the cat

Back to the campsite and walk the dog

Make a jug of Bucks Fizz

Start cooking Christmas lunch

Have lunch

A walk with the dog or a snooze

Watch a DVD

Go online

Read a bit

Lots of snacks and booze in between

Short walk with the dog

Then bed

Sorted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well its nearly here,whats the first thing you will do christmas morning......waits for the wanking comments........ "

MrsG'll be just getting home for work, MrM'll just be leaving for work ,,,, Oh deep joy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get up washed dressed then head off to work for a nice 14 hr shift joy!!

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

Recover from being leapt on by two over excited boys...watch them open pressies...

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

about 6.30 coffee,wake everybody up,get shouted at because they all have hangovers,more coffee,wake em up again,they are all grown up but im getting my own back for years of getting up at 4.30 haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember the morning before when I woke up with someone special... and nurse the hangover that is from the night before, and then have bucks fizz and smoked salmon before taking the dog for a walk

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

This year will only be the second in my whole life that I have got up to an empty house and im dreading it to be honest, though my daughter and her friend will come over for dinner later.

First thing I'll do (after going to the bathroom) is put the kettle on and make a coffee, same as I do every morning!

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

For the first time in twenty years I will be waking up in bed on Xmas morning with my special lady

It will be fantastic to spend our first Xmas together(heart) then we jointly sort out dinner for 8 at 1pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well its nearly here,whats the first thing you will do christmas morning......waits for the wanking comments........ "

Same as i do every other morning....make myself a large strong coffee and have a fag...end of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Xmas morning will be a wifes lye in bed and me doing the dinner and a xams movie and chocos and then the pub lol

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"For the first time in twenty years I will be waking up in bed on Xmas morning with my special lady

It will be fantastic to spend our first Xmas together(heart) then we jointly sort out dinner for 8 at 1pm "

ahhhh...thats fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get up, have a wee, make a cuppa (not at the same time I hasten to add ) then wait to be picked up and ferried over to my sisters to be force fed (ok not exactly force hehe) food and drink all day :o)

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