FabSwingers.com forum: So I need some advice

By *xxx30 OP Man
over a year ago

york

I need a bit of advice from a more experienced person (non sexual) either post in here or pm me I don’t really wanna say on the forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe a clue? Otherwise how does someone know if they can help with advice without any idea of the topic?

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

You do realise half of us posters on here are completely batshit crazy?

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Have you tried WD40?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try turning it off and on again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s for wiping your backside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the word I'm looking for? A guys not interested in dating me or having a relationship just saw me as a way into the swinging scene so he could fuck other people. I'm just trying to write a text and explain I'm not gonna be that person.

All helpful replies gratefully received (in advance)

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By *ynetaurusMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Why am i here think i am lost was trying to buy a sink plunger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just say no

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By *adyinred696969Couple
over a year ago

Brecon

"You do realise half of us posters on here are completely batshit crazy?"

Only half?

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

"What's the word I'm looking for? A guys not interested in dating me or having a relationship just saw me as a way into the swinging scene so he could fuck other people. I'm just trying to write a text and explain I'm not gonna be that person.

All helpful replies gratefully received (in advance) "

Don't even bother replying to him. I've had quite a few guys ry do that to me as well, i just fuck them off.

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"You do realise half of us posters on here are completely batshit crazy?

Only half?

I like to be generous with my estimates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course i know we are all bat shit crazy but couldn't find any threads with 'Swinging terms'and I'm sure there is a word for it. I want to have to make him Google it.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I better not give any advice as I havent had my medication today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a bit of advice from a more experienced person (non sexual) either post in here or pm me I don’t really wanna say on the forum

Experienced in what, fecking mind reading?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you okay buddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t eat yellow snow. Unless you like that type of thing

Just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All helpful replies gratefully received (in advance) "

Tell him outright he's not what you're looking for.

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

If it moves but shouldn't - duck tape.

If it doesn't move but should - WD40.

if a hammer won't fix it, it's an electrical fault.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of course i know we are all bat shit crazy but couldn't find any threads with 'Swinging terms'and I'm sure there is a word for it. I want to have to make him Google it. "

Don't explain it to him. Tell him he's not suitable for you and he is not offering you what you asked for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just tell them to feck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it moves but shouldn't - duck tape.

If it doesn't move but should - WD40.

if a hammer won't fix it, it's an electrical fault."

This tickled me

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"If it moves but shouldn't - duck tape.

If it doesn't move but should - WD40.

if a hammer won't fix it, it's an electrical fault."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm confused.

Is the first post a spoof?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm confused.

Is the first post a spoof? "

Wow, just wow. Great pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of course i know we are all bat shit crazy but couldn't find any threads with 'Swinging terms'and I'm sure there is a word for it. I want to have to make him Google it.

Don't explain it to him. Tell him he's not suitable for you and he is not offering you what you asked for. "

Oh don't worry I did. He apologised profusely, I went shopping and got some new jeans. I did need some but it made me feel better non the less as did the apology but hey ho the damage was done and time to tweak my profiles and move onto the next... got a date arranged for Sunday, maybe I'll wear my new jeans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm confused.

Is the first post a spoof? "

Did anyone message to find out?

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

Tcp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know everything. What’s up?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Just spit it out OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All helpful replies gratefully received (in advance) "

£10 an hour for a decent labourer like?!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All helpful replies gratefully received (in advance)

£10 an hour for a decent labourer like?!..."

I'm alright thanks, got my own cscs card. Just never used it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it doesn't move - paint it.

If it moves - Salute it

"If it moves but shouldn't - duck tape.

If it doesn't move but should - WD40.

if a hammer won't fix it, it's an electrical fault."

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Stick a plaster on it and finish the antibiotics....if it starts to small, go to A&E

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk to Frank

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