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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

who invented the crossword - can't remember his name -it was P something t something r!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"who invented the crossword - can't remember his name -it was P something t something r!"

Yes he lived five down and two across from us xx

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"who invented the crossword - can't remember his name -it was P something t something r!"

Profumo???? Oh no, he crossed something else didnt he?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"who invented the crossword - can't remember his name -it was P something t something r!

Yes he lived five down and two across from us xx "

He was a cryptic fucker though, could never quite work him out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many years ago I used to work for the Post Office getting the armoured vans ready overnight for next day delivery. There were about 30 of us working nights and I always used to do the crossword on my break. The lads were a good laugh and we were always joking about, but one night I got this smartarse with a cracker. He called across the canteen, "come on then give us a question from ya crossword, bet I know the answer!" Quick as a flash I yelled, "5 down. Overworked postman." He replied, "how many letters?" I shouted, "fucking millions!"

It took a while for the howls of laughter to die down!

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton


"Many years ago I used to work for the Post Office getting the armoured vans ready overnight for next day delivery. There were about 30 of us working nights and I always used to do the crossword on my break. The lads were a good laugh and we were always joking about, but one night I got this smartarse with a cracker. He called across the canteen, "come on then give us a question from ya crossword, bet I know the answer!" Quick as a flash I yelled, "5 down. Overworked postman." He replied, "how many letters?" I shouted, "fucking millions!"

It took a while for the howls of laughter to die down! "

LOL - funny!

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

Than I rang a builder and asked if I could have a skip in front of my house - he said - go ahead love - do what you want!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Than I rang a builder and asked if I could have a skip in front of my house - he said - go ahead love - do what you want!"

And did you I'm dying to know? xx

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton


"Than I rang a builder and asked if I could have a skip in front of my house - he said - go ahead love - do what you want!

And did you I'm dying to know? xx "

Yep -love skipping me - also -my neighbours already know I'm mad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Than I rang a builder and asked if I could have a skip in front of my house - he said - go ahead love - do what you want!

And did you I'm dying to know? xx

Yep -love skipping me - also -my neighbours already know I'm mad!"

Oooh im mad too did you know?

Can i be your friend xxlol xx

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton


"Than I rang a builder and asked if I could have a skip in front of my house - he said - go ahead love - do what you want!

And did you I'm dying to know? xx

Yep -love skipping me - also -my neighbours already know I'm mad!

Oooh im mad too did you know?

Can i be your friend xxlol xx "

Of course but can you answer a question for me? I have many, although one of the most pressing is - why is there a light in the fridge but not the freezer?

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By *icknDeeCouple
over a year ago

hartlepool


"why is there a light in the fridge but not the freezer?"

There is, it just works the opposite to your fridge. It only comes on when you close the door.

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton


"why is there a light in the fridge but not the freezer?

There is, it just works the opposite to your fridge. It only comes on when you close the door."

ah thanks for that - i can cross that one off my list now

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time but not their crotch when asking where the loo is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And why do people ask u if ur waiting for a bus when ur stood at a bus stop

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

you dont raid the frezzer in the night

so dont need the light

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton


"And why do people ask u if ur waiting for a bus when ur stood at a bus stop "

lol - thats so true - and when you go into a restaurant and they ask you if you want a table - i usualy say - no we need a bus! (dickhead)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And why do people ask u if ur waiting for a bus when ur stood at a bus stop

lol - thats so true - and when you go into a restaurant and they ask you if you want a table - i usualy say - no we need a bus! (dickhead)"

Lol u know the feeling aswell then

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton


"And why do people ask u if ur waiting for a bus when ur stood at a bus stop

lol - thats so true - and when you go into a restaurant and they ask you if you want a table - i usualy say - no we need a bus! (dickhead)

Lol u know the feeling aswell then "

Yep - hate obvious questions - brings out my sarcastic side - it's a weakness of mine - trying to subdue it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And why do people ask u if ur waiting for a bus when ur stood at a bus stop

lol - thats so true - and when you go into a restaurant and they ask you if you want a table - i usualy say - no we need a bus! (dickhead)

Lol u know the feeling aswell then

Yep - hate obvious questions - brings out my sarcastic side - it's a weakness of mine - trying to subdue it"

I know the feeling i know the feeling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and for the sake of repeating myself...i know the feeling

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton


"and for the sake of repeating myself...i know the feeling "

lol - i vill zay ziz only once!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and for the sake of repeating myself...i know the feeling

lol - i vill zay ziz only once!"

Allo Allo

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton


"and for the sake of repeating myself...i know the feeling

lol - i vill zay ziz only once!

Allo Allo "

That was so good wasn't it for a while - the last couple of runs of it weren't as good - but at the start it was fab- 'you stupid woman!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and for the sake of repeating myself...i know the feeling

lol - i vill zay ziz only once!

Allo Allo

That was so good wasn't it for a while - the last couple of runs of it weren't as good - but at the start it was fab- 'you stupid woman!'"

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah the classics are the best

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton


"Yeah the classics are the best "

Of course- well - needto sleep - night xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah the classics are the best

Of course- well - needto sleep - night xx"

Night night xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will never get over my mate who wasnt te full ticket when it came to crosswords, when she tried to do one.

CLUE....bog fuel 4 letters...

She put "shit"

lmao

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