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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello guys and girls, I hope you’re all well and horny today!!

Tonight, and for the next few nights, I’m setting myself a challenge, and I’m hoping that it’s one you’ll all love.

It doesn’t matter who you are, where you are or indeed, what you are, I’m gonna make you cum!

I personally love phone sex, and I’m in a very naughty mood today. I want to make as many of you cum and cum again on the phone! That’s right, this is the phone sex service all aimed at pleasing YOU!

If you’re interested and would like to be made cum, please just reply to this message to say “Me!” and message me with your numbers.

I’ll be posting how many I’ve made you cum each day, and maybe review this every few hours to give you guys an update on how things aren’t going. I’ll probablu be calling you all between 8pm and 12pm tonight, and for the rest of the week.

Let’s get wanking!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thank you! If you’re interested, message me your number handsome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Technically, how can you physically make someone cum if you're only on the phone to them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will the call be local rates?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank you! If you’re interested, message me your number handsome!"
urm no my phone is not going ip my bum thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Technically, how can you physically make someone cum if you're only on the phone to them? "
orgasms begin in the mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone on vibrate?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will the call be local rates? "

For you, it’s free!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Technically, how can you physically make someone cum if you're only on the phone to them? "

I’ve has some experience, and I’m very successful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Technically, how can you physically make someone cum if you're only on the phone to them? orgasms begin in the mind"

Yes, but that would be the imagination of the person he's talking to and their own masturbation that's making them cum... he wouldn't be physically making the person cum himself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Technically, how can you physically make someone cum if you're only on the phone to them?

I’ve has some experience, and I’m very successful"

Does your hand, mouth or cock jump out of their phone to make them cum? Because that would be impressive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like this idea

I like imaginative men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even with phone sex, it is still me makung me cum... But I like real sex so I'll pass ta!

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By *ig9incherforuMan
over a year ago

Welwyn


"I like this idea

I like imaginative men"

I love doing phone sex as well

You need to find the right lady who is into it as well

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By *ediMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"Technically, how can you physically make someone cum if you're only on the phone to them? orgasms begin in the mind

Yes, but that would be the imagination of the person he's talking to and their own masturbation that's making them cum... he wouldn't be physically making the person cum himself. "

That’s like saying a women’s vagina doesn’t make the penis come, it is in fact the penis head with all its receptors tha makes you ejaculate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Technically, how can you physically make someone cum if you're only on the phone to them? orgasms begin in the mind

Yes, but that would be the imagination of the person he's talking to and their own masturbation that's making them cum... he wouldn't be physically making the person cum himself.

That’s like saying a women’s vagina doesn’t make the penis come, it is in fact the penis head with all its receptors tha makes you ejaculate "

That's true. But that's still physical sex and not just a person on the other end of the phone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it too. You need imagination and someone to bounce off, as it were, but can be another facet of fun sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Technically, how can you physically make someone cum if you're only on the phone to them? orgasms begin in the mind

Yes, but that would be the imagination of the person he's talking to and their own masturbation that's making them cum... he wouldn't be physically making the person cum himself. "

Quite. See if he can still make you cum with your hands on your head as he tries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to feel special not just one in a list or part of a challenge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Technically, how can you physically make someone cum if you're only on the phone to them? orgasms begin in the mind

Yes, but that would be the imagination of the person he's talking to and their own masturbation that's making them cum... he wouldn't be physically making the person cum himself.

Quite. See if he can still make you cum with your hands on your head as he tries "

Oh lordy. That would be a challenge

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"I like to feel special not just one in a list or part of a challenge.

"

Frickin' weirdo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like to feel special not just one in a list or part of a challenge.

Frickin' weirdo. "

You're on my list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Technically, how can you physically make someone cum if you're only on the phone to them? orgasms begin in the mind

Yes, but that would be the imagination of the person he's talking to and their own masturbation that's making them cum... he wouldn't be physically making the person cum himself.

Quite. See if he can still make you cum with your hands on your head as he tries

Oh lordy. That would be a challenge "

Would need a nobbly cushion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Technically, how can you physically make someone cum if you're only on the phone to them? orgasms begin in the mind

Yes, but that would be the imagination of the person he's talking to and their own masturbation that's making them cum... he wouldn't be physically making the person cum himself. "
its very possible iv done it once where i talked a girl into it she wasnt allowed to touch herself just 1 time mind you but its possible

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I don't think the warranty covers getting cum on my phone. So I'll pass but thanks for the offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Technically, how can you physically make someone cum if you're only on the phone to them? orgasms begin in the mind

Yes, but that would be the imagination of the person he's talking to and their own masturbation that's making them cum... he wouldn't be physically making the person cum himself.

Quite. See if he can still make you cum with your hands on your head as he tries

Oh lordy. That would be a challenge

Would need a nobbly cushion"

You used to be able to buy inflatable chairs with an attached dildo. Would that be cheating?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a unique thread, well done OP and good luck in your quest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me

54-46 was my number

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Me

54-46 was my number "

Stick it up Mister, hear what I say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like to feel special not just one in a list or part of a challenge.

Frickin' weirdo. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me

54-46 was my number

Stick it up Mister, hear what I say "

No no no no, yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me

54-46 was my number "

I’ve got your number, stud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheaper than babestation! Haha!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like this idea

I like imaginative men"

Why thank you! I think it’s fair to say I’m definitely imaginative. Drop me a message and try me out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like to feel special not just one in a list or part of a challenge.

"

Wow, you certainly would be special!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like to feel special not just one in a list or part of a challenge.

Frickin' weirdo. "

Don’t knock it until you’ve tried me out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What a unique thread, well done OP and good luck in your quest "

Thank you! I’m excited to start at 7!

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London


"I like this idea

I like imaginative men"

You's just melt my phone you would

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Hello guys and girls, I hope you’re all well and horny today!!

Tonight, and for the next few nights, I’m setting myself a challenge, and I’m hoping that it’s one you’ll all love.

It doesn’t matter who you are, where you are or indeed, what you are, I’m gonna make you cum!

I personally love phone sex, and I’m in a very naughty mood today. I want to make as many of you cum and cum again on the phone! That’s right, this is the phone sex service all aimed at pleasing YOU!

If you’re interested and would like to be made cum, please just reply to this message to say “Me!” and message me with your numbers.

I’ll be posting how many I’ve made you cum each day, and maybe review this every few hours to give you guys an update on how things aren’t going. I’ll probablu be calling you all between 8pm and 12pm tonight, and for the rest of the week.

Let’s get wanking!! "

I've told you to stop posting this Dad, they'll take you away again......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like this idea

I like imaginative men"

Are you going to send him your number then?

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London


"I like this idea

I like imaginative men

Are you going to send him your number then? "

Nah she's a pussycat -don't you know

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By *ayMyName123Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

Do you work for 118 118 ? They have my number

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haha, thanks for all the funny posts guys and girls!

I’ve got 5 numbers so far that I’ll be calling!! In around 15 minutes I’ll start the first ones... message your numbers to be, top of my inbox might mean it’s one of the first I see and call!!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Haha, thanks for all the funny posts guys and girls!

I’ve got 5 numbers so far that I’ll be calling!! In around 15 minutes I’ll start the first ones... message your numbers to be, top of my inbox might mean it’s one of the first I see and call!! "

If one of them's 01 811 8055 don't be fooled when the person answering asks what you want to swap!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha, thanks for all the funny posts guys and girls!

I’ve got 5 numbers so far that I’ll be calling!! In around 15 minutes I’ll start the first ones... message your numbers to be, top of my inbox might mean it’s one of the first I see and call!!

If one of them's 01 811 8055 don't be fooled when the person answering asks what you want to swap!! "

Showing your age there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha, thanks for all the funny posts guys and girls!

I’ve got 5 numbers so far that I’ll be calling!! In around 15 minutes I’ll start the first ones... message your numbers to be, top of my inbox might mean it’s one of the first I see and call!!

If one of them's 01 811 8055 don't be fooled when the person answering asks what you want to swap!!

Showing your age there "

Not really, phone sex is still a thriving industry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wow!!! Just had my first call, and boy was it hot!! Loved hearing the moans and groans. He wanted to take it slow to edge, and he edged until he could take no more!!

Who wants to be next?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like this idea

I like imaginative men

Are you going to send him your number then?

Nah she's a pussycat -don't you know"

Yes

I am

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like this idea

I like imaginative men

Are you going to send him your number then?

Nah she's a pussycat -don't you know

Yes

I am"

I can’t wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone on here won the lottery

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Hmm, set it to vibrate, switch off voice mail and don't answer it! Sounds Absolutely Fabulous, Darling, Darling, Sweety! Fetch me another bottle of Bolly...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Has anyone on here won the lottery "

Oh yes, just had my second!! Message me for more info xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone on here won the lottery "

Actually yes, currently in possession of a winning ticket.

Unfortunately I only won another ticket which will probably lose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd still have to wank myself though... So I'm doing half of the work...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd still have to wank myself though... So I'm doing half of the work..."

I’d make the other half very enjoyable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd still have to wank myself though... So I'm doing half of the work...

I’d make the other half very enjoyable"
so you say. You don't know what flicks my switch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone on here won the lottery

Oh yes, just had my second!! Message me for more info xx"

Have they left you a verification ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone on here won the lottery

Actually yes, currently in possession of a winning ticket.

Unfortunately I only won another ticket which will probably lose"

Prove it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone on here won the lottery

Actually yes, currently in possession of a winning ticket.

Unfortunately I only won another ticket which will probably lose

Prove it "

Ok, turn up here in that red outfit, and you can look at the ticket which is currently on the floor, though you have to keep your legs straight and can't touch the ticket

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd still have to wank myself though... So I'm doing half of the work...

I’d make the other half very enjoyable so you say. You don't know what flicks my switch"

I always like to have a chat about that first x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Has anyone on here won the lottery

Oh yes, just had my second!! Message me for more info xx

Have they left you a verification ?"

Good idea, hadn’t thought of that. I’ll message them and see xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Had a few people asking me about costs- of course, it’s free! I just like to please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone on here won the lottery

Actually yes, currently in possession of a winning ticket.

Unfortunately I only won another ticket which will probably lose

Prove it

Ok, turn up here in that red outfit, and you can look at the ticket which is currently on the floor, though you have to keep your legs straight and can't touch the ticket "

You want me to drive all the way to yours to see a poxy ticket. Pfffft

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I certainly had my last caller Cumming very hard... he finished the call thanking me and calling me a “dirty little bugger”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone on here won the lottery

Actually yes, currently in possession of a winning ticket.

Unfortunately I only won another ticket which will probably lose

Prove it

Ok, turn up here in that red outfit, and you can look at the ticket which is currently on the floor, though you have to keep your legs straight and can't touch the ticket

You want me to drive all the way to yours to see a poxy ticket. Pfffft "

But it's a winning ticket... And if you are bending over in that outfit the way my imagination has it framed then I win twice...

Don't suppose a ham and cheese toastie would sweeten the deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd still have to wank myself though... So I'm doing half of the work...

I’d make the other half very enjoyable so you say. You don't know what flicks my switch

I always like to have a chat about that first x"

So you ring me. I tell you what gets me going, I wank me whilst you tell me what I told you? I'll cut out the middle man...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone on here won the lottery

Actually yes, currently in possession of a winning ticket.

Unfortunately I only won another ticket which will probably lose

Prove it

Ok, turn up here in that red outfit, and you can look at the ticket which is currently on the floor, though you have to keep your legs straight and can't touch the ticket

You want me to drive all the way to yours to see a poxy ticket. Pfffft

But it's a winning ticket... And if you are bending over in that outfit the way my imagination has it framed then I win twice...

Don't suppose a ham and cheese toastie would sweeten the deal"

160 miles for a quick shag and a toastie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wow, well last night was fun!! Despite getting up so early for work today, I stayed up until 1:30am helping all you naughty buggers come! Not had any verifications though, which is a shame. Some of you have promised me these, so I’m sure they’re on their way. You’ll be rewarded of course

All those interested for tonight, post her or message me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any girls up for some hot dirty phone sex? Pm me for number or add me on Kik smpdm1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done some phone sex twice in 24 hours she had lots of fun as did i listenting to her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow, well last night was fun!! Despite getting up so early for work today, I stayed up until 1:30am helping all you naughty buggers come! Not had any verifications though, which is a shame. Some of you have promised me these, so I’m sure they’re on their way. You’ll be rewarded of course

All those interested for tonight, post her or message me! "

How many were there? Shame there's no proof!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew you could phone the speaking clock....didn’t know you could also phone the speaking cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wow, well last night was fun!! Despite getting up so early for work today, I stayed up until 1:30am helping all you naughty buggers come! Not had any verifications though, which is a shame. Some of you have promised me these, so I’m sure they’re on their way. You’ll be rewarded of course

All those interested for tonight, post her or message me!

How many were there? Shame there's no proof! "

I know! Part of me doesn’t mind being used! There were seven, and a two of those twice! Xx

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan
over a year ago

London

I assume this is a joke message?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I think during phone sex, I'd make myself cum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow, well last night was fun!! Despite getting up so early for work today, I stayed up until 1:30am helping all you naughty buggers come! Not had any verifications though, which is a shame. Some of you have promised me these, so I’m sure they’re on their way. You’ll be rewarded of course

All those interested for tonight, post her or message me!

How many were there? Shame there's no proof!

I know! Part of me doesn’t mind being used! There were seven, and a two of those twice! Xx"

I wonder if any of them will come on here and tell us.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow, well last night was fun!! Despite getting up so early for work today, I stayed up until 1:30am helping all you naughty buggers come! Not had any verifications though, which is a shame. Some of you have promised me these, so I’m sure they’re on their way. You’ll be rewarded of course

All those interested for tonight, post her or message me! "

Unless you're calling with facetime or WhatsApp or some other video chat, you can't be verified from this of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know! Part of me doesn’t mind being used! There were seven, and a two of those twice! Xx"

You should set yourself up as an advice service for the many single guys who post asking for phone calls, they never seem to get any takers

Not in the least bit interested in a phone call, especially from a man. But I know damned well you or anyone could not make me cum via phone call.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think during phone sex, I'd make myself cum. "

Let’s try that out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I know! Part of me doesn’t mind being used! There were seven, and a two of those twice! Xx

You should set yourself up as an advice service for the many single guys who post asking for phone calls, they never seem to get any takers

Not in the least bit interested in a phone call, especially from a man. But I know damned well you or anyone could not make me cum via phone call. "

Probably because most guys are too full on too quickly! You need to build a reporte and just be genuine for people to trust in you

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I am ashamed to be so cynical about this thread....

...but I still am.

Oh well, no phone sex with a man for me then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know! Part of me doesn’t mind being used! There were seven, and a two of those twice! Xx

You should set yourself up as an advice service for the many single guys who post asking for phone calls, they never seem to get any takers

Not in the least bit interested in a phone call, especially from a man. But I know damned well you or anyone could not make me cum via phone call.

Probably because most guys are too full on too quickly! You need to build a reporte and just be genuine for people to trust in you "

Makes no difference, there is nothing sexy about an electronic voice on a phone.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I can't wait.

This is my anticipation face

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

God this is so boring. Half the problem is the guys that talk about it so much are normally absolutely crap. Ive heard it all beforeeeeeeee.....

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Hi..

How are you?

I'm alright

What you wearing?

Last nights tee shirt with egg and beans down front.

What you into?

Fracking! Free the three!

You're weird!?

And?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"God this is so boring. Half the problem is the guys that talk about it so much are normally absolutely crap. Ive heard it all beforeeeeeeee....."

Test me and then review me on here in front of everyone

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"God this is so boring. Half the problem is the guys that talk about it so much are normally absolutely crap. Ive heard it all beforeeeeeeee.....

Test me and then review me on here in front of everyone "

What are you wearing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God this is so boring. Half the problem is the guys that talk about it so much are normally absolutely crap. Ive heard it all beforeeeeeeee....."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well OP you need a theme tune so I suggest the following.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_sJmIQrH54

Then you can get us all ready to rumble!

and watch you wreck the mike!

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Call me!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll more likely laugh than cum. I wouldn't want to insult or humiliate you OP, with the epic failure, so I'll pass. I'm good like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 17/10/18 00:02:43]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0898

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

No you’re not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ditto I do the same, just need a number and anyone horny that’s out there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Call me!?! "

Send me your number and I will!

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By *nfinitylandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Its a strange one for me, I've done the whole phone sex thing a couple times and I found it a little awkward and couldn't take it seriously. Messages on the other hand do turn me on a lot. Maybe it's the ADD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to a couple of years back chat to a woman who loved this so I did partake but although I made out I was enjoying it and did enjoy listening to her moan she sent me vids to, I never actually wanked or cum as a result am I bad

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello you beautiful fabbers, it’s Friday and I want to help you start of the weekend with lots of lovely naughtiness!!!

I’ll be having a nice long night phoning all of you dirty sexy people, as I make you all cum! And, believe me doubters, I will!

Just drop me a message or post on here if you’d like to cum, cum, cum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello you beautiful fabbers, it’s Friday and I want to help you start of the weekend with lots of lovely naughtiness!!!

I’ll be having a nice long night phoning all of you dirty sexy people, as I make you all cum! And, believe me doubters, I will!

Just drop me a message or post on here if you’d like to cum, cum, cum!

"

Well OP you are optimistic. but can't be that good, as not one of the calls you claim to have succeeded on has posted back to the thread to verify your vocal prowess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deffo need to get this guy on the phone more often. Amazing 2 hours on the phone and the conversation flowed. I played and he played. Never cum so much just by talking to someone on the phone and had him repeatedly coming. Deffo up for that again soon babe xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Deffo need to get this guy on the phone more often. Amazing 2 hours on the phone and the conversation flowed. I played and he played. Never cum so much just by talking to someone on the phone and had him repeatedly coming. Deffo up for that again soon babe xx"

Hooray a review at last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Deffo need to get this guy on the phone more often. Amazing 2 hours on the phone and the conversation flowed. I played and he played. Never cum so much just by talking to someone on the phone and had him repeatedly coming. Deffo up for that again soon babe xx

Hooray a review at last"

Yaaaaay! Now where's the other 6?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone for phone wank now?

Dirty as you like

Can send pics

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By *ayMyName123Man
over a year ago

Barnsley


"Deffo need to get this guy on the phone more often. Amazing 2 hours on the phone and the conversation flowed. I played and he played. Never cum so much just by talking to someone on the phone and had him repeatedly coming. Deffo up for that again soon babe xx"

We he said he was going to

Well done fella

I’ve done this with a few ladies before

I loved it specifically like an accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free now

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Oh OP

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Oh OP "
not you as well? the bloody answering machine message wasn’t at all sexy

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"Oh OP not you as well? the bloody answering machine message wasn’t at all sexy "

Why I outta *shakes fist*

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Has anyone cum yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone cum yet?"

Nah not yet. Been on the phone 3 hours

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Has anyone cum yet?

Nah not yet. Been on the phone 3 hours "

Oooh! Sounds like the virgin media no help line.

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"Has anyone cum yet?

Nah not yet. Been on the phone 3 hours "

Greensleeves doesn't really do it for me either...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems instead of making anyone cum they made him go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try me to i cum with a money back guarantee and 2 vouchers for Macdonalds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who wants ringing .....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Who wants ringing ....."
ring the OP. He’s been hanging on for ages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who wants ringing ..... ring the OP. He’s been hanging on for ages. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anyone wanna make me cum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey guys! I’m back, and naughtier than ever! For those that know me, get back in touch so I can make you cum! For those that don’t, this was my thread a while ago and I specialise in making you come through dirty talk!

PM me! "

Why did you leave? All those horny women, unable to cum....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey guys! I’m back, and naughtier than ever! For those that know me, get back in touch so I can make you cum! For those that don’t, this was my thread a while ago and I specialise in making you come through dirty talk!

PM me!

Why did you leave? All those horny women, unable to cum.... "
and men...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanking on kik cam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kik / what’s app anyone ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any1 like stright guys playing on cam while chillin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone need their balls draining? PM me x"

Me me me \0/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone need their balls draining? PM me x"
you a plumber?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone need their balls draining? PM me x"

How come your profile says straight?

Still not interested though.

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By *akimarkMan
over a year ago

Manchester

im looking to cum, anyone about pm me

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By *verReadyGirthMan
over a year ago

city centre

Horny AF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone need their balls draining? PM me x

How come your profile says straight?

Still not interested though."
because I am straight maybe ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone need their balls draining? PM me x

How come your profile says straight?

Still not interested though.because I am straight maybe ha"

Of course you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone need their balls draining? PM me x

How come your profile says straight?

Still not interested though.

because I am straight maybe ha"

Jusr curious as the straight guys I know don't have a hobby of draining balls, unless its their own.

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By *ornyAndHung4FunMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

I love phone sex especially if its with a horny girl or talking about your wife gf etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank fun kik

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone wank anyone

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Phone wank anyone "

No thanks. I've just cleaned ma screen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Phone wank anyone "

Blackberry Storm, wank phone anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes they are wank phones.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Phone wank anyone "

It doesn't fit...

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By *ornyAndHung4FunMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

Pm me your numbers if your into cuckolding, wife,gf,ex chat.

Only pm if you send number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank lovers bein watched

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did anyone actually achieve a little pleasure?

Or was it akin to wanking into an old sock after a skinful of beer, with relatives in the room next door putting you off ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who gannamake me cum

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By *ornyAndHung4FunMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

Im free for phone sex all night, send your number and what your into, i like talking about ex gfs, kinky sluts and taboo.

Before i call, ill send message to confirm your still free for chat before i call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free again to make all you naughty lot cum!! I’ll be taking calls between 2:30 and 3:30 this afternoon, make sure to message me - don’t just post here x

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By *ornyAndHung4FunMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

Quick phone wank now, pm me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who wants to call me ?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Who wants to call me Brenda? "

Something you're not telling us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who wants to call me ? "

The OP under his new name wants to call you, and gives a guarentee on success. That is if you feel chatting with another man may be sexy.

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By *ornyAndHung4FunMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

I love horny phone wanks, especially talking about ex gfs or taboo stuff, if interested pm me, only message if your looking phone wanks and send your number, i call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free now for an hour!!!! I want to see how many of you I can make cum!! PM me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Na

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just noticed this thread has reached 173 posts, has anyone other than the OP cum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just noticed this thread has reached 173 posts, has anyone other than the OP cum?"

Me, two years ago on a late Thursday evening

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