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"Me please!! I love a good squeeze. You sure it’s not a boil?" Pppheeewwwwww, so glad I'm not the only one  | |||
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"Best to make sure its not this ... https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077904/" | |||
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It’s so awkward to reach on my own and I don’t think I’ll develop the requisite contortionistic flexibility in time before it goes down..... | |||
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"It’s like the mightiest carbuncle
It’s so awkward to reach on my own and I don’t think I’ll develop the requisite contortionistic flexibility in time before it goes down..... "2 earbuds and a mirror? | |||
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"Judging on the size of this monster, it might be best to trap it between my door and the frame and squeeze it out that way.... "Ohhhh can I watch. ? | |||
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"Judging on the size of this monster, it might be best to trap it between my door and the frame and squeeze it out that way....
Ohhhh can I watch. ? "Ha ha, was thinking the same | |||
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I’ve had a hot flannel on for a few minutes and am now preparing myself mentally for my imminent, upcoming and doubtless Herculean battle upon this evil entity that hath so cruelly attached itself upon me.
Wish me luck dear friends; If I do not return then know that I went out fighting with honour.... | |||
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"Judging on the size of this monster, it might be best to trap it between my door and the frame and squeeze it out that way....
Ohhhh can I watch. ?
Ha ha, was thinking the same "It does say the OP is athletic... Sorry, this is my sort of humour, one is highly amused... | |||
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"Judging on the size of this monster, it might be best to trap it between my door and the frame and squeeze it out that way....
Ohhhh can I watch. ?
Ha ha, was thinking the same
It does say the OP is athletic...
Sorry, this is my sort of humour, one is highly amused..."What is it with women and puss/y spots?!! I've always enjoyed your sense of humour! | |||
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"Judging on the size of this monster, it might be best to trap it between my door and the frame and squeeze it out that way....
Ohhhh can I watch. ?
Ha ha, was thinking the same
It does say the OP is athletic...
Sorry, this is my sort of humour, one is highly amused...
What is it with women and puss/y spots?!!
We love seeing things ooze!!
I've always enjoyed your sense of humour!" | |||
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"Judging on the size of this monster, it might be best to trap it between my door and the frame and squeeze it out that way....
Ohhhh can I watch. ?
Ha ha, was thinking the same
It does say the OP is athletic...
Sorry, this is my sort of humour, one is highly amused...
What is it with women and puss/y spots?!!
We love seeing things ooze!!
I've always enjoyed your sense of humour!"Is that the river, too? Luckily I checked my spelling on my previous post. Pussy spots. Something entirely different and probably not so well enjoyed? | |||
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"Judging on the size of this monster, it might be best to trap it between my door and the frame and squeeze it out that way....
Ohhhh can I watch. ?
Ha ha, was thinking the same
It does say the OP is athletic...
Sorry, this is my sort of humour, one is highly amused...
What is it with women and puss/y spots?!!
We love seeing things ooze!!
I've always enjoyed your sense of humour!
Is that the river, too?
Luckily I checked my spelling on my previous post.
Pussy spots. Something entirely different and probably not so well enjoyed?"FYI The River Great Ouse (/'u?z/) is a river in the United Kingdom, the longest of several British rivers called "Ouse". From Syresham in central England, the Great Ouse flows into East Anglia before entering the Wash, a bay of the North Sea. With a course of 143 miles (230 km), mostly flowing north and east, it is the one of the longest rivers in the United Kingdom. The Great Ouse has been historically important for commercial navigation, and for draining the low-lying region through which it flows; its best-known tributary is the Cam, which runs through Cambridge. Its lower course passes through drained wetlands and fens and has been extensively modified, or channelised, to relieve flooding and provide a better route for barge traffic. Though the unmodified river probably changed course regularly after floods, it now enters the Wash after passing through the port of King's Lynn, south of its earliest-recorded route to the sea.  | |||
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Please let us know you're ok and that, upon popping it, your head didn't deflate | |||
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"Judging on the size of this monster, it might be best to trap it between my door and the frame and squeeze it out that way....
Ohhhh can I watch. ?
Ha ha, was thinking the same
It does say the OP is athletic...
Sorry, this is my sort of humour, one is highly amused...
What is it with women and puss/y spots?!!
We love seeing things ooze!!
I've always enjoyed your sense of humour!
Is that the river, too?
Luckily I checked my spelling on my previous post.
Pussy spots. Something entirely different and probably not so well enjoyed?
FYI
The River Great Ouse (/'u?z/) is a river in the United Kingdom, the longest of several British rivers called "Ouse". From Syresham in central England, the Great Ouse flows into East Anglia before entering the Wash, a bay of the North Sea. With a course of 143 miles (230 km), mostly flowing north and east, it is the one of the longest rivers in the United Kingdom. The Great Ouse has been historically important for commercial navigation, and for draining the low-lying region through which it flows; its best-known tributary is the Cam, which runs through Cambridge. Its lower course passes through drained wetlands and fens and has been extensively modified, or channelised, to relieve flooding and provide a better route for barge traffic. Though the unmodified river probably changed course regularly after floods, it now enters the Wash after passing through the port of King's Lynn, south of its earliest-recorded route to the sea. "Why thank you, for the geography and history lesson. I managed an o level in both. Also in English language, so I knew the spelling was different, but used artistic licence. These days I tend to use my o level for a different reason! | |||
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"Ops last post was 30 mins ago Please let us know you're ok and that, upon popping it, your head didn't deflate "He’s gone rather quiet! Maybe he’s drowned in puss! | |||
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"Ops last post was 30 mins ago Please let us know you're ok and that, upon popping it, your head didn't deflate
He’s gone rather quiet!
Maybe he’s drowned in puss! " | |||
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"Judging on the size of this monster, it might be best to trap it between my door and the frame and squeeze it out that way....
Ohhhh can I watch. ?
Ha ha, was thinking the same
It does say the OP is athletic...
Sorry, this is my sort of humour, one is highly amused...
What is it with women and puss/y spots?!!
We love seeing things ooze!!
I've always enjoyed your sense of humour!
Is that the river, too?
Luckily I checked my spelling on my previous post.
Pussy spots. Something entirely different and probably not so well enjoyed?
FYI
The River Great Ouse (/'u?z/) is a river in the United Kingdom, the longest of several British rivers called "Ouse". From Syresham in central England, the Great Ouse flows into East Anglia before entering the Wash, a bay of the North Sea. With a course of 143 miles (230 km), mostly flowing north and east, it is the one of the longest rivers in the United Kingdom. The Great Ouse has been historically important for commercial navigation, and for draining the low-lying region through which it flows; its best-known tributary is the Cam, which runs through Cambridge. Its lower course passes through drained wetlands and fens and has been extensively modified, or channelised, to relieve flooding and provide a better route for barge traffic. Though the unmodified river probably changed course regularly after floods, it now enters the Wash after passing through the port of King's Lynn, south of its earliest-recorded route to the sea.
Why thank you, for the geography and history lesson. I managed an o level in both. Also in English language, so I knew the spelling was different, but used artistic licence.
These days I tend to use my o level for a different reason! "As in oooohhhh?  | |||
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"Judging on the size of this monster, it might be best to trap it between my door and the frame and squeeze it out that way....
Ohhhh can I watch. ?
Ha ha, was thinking the same
It does say the OP is athletic...
Sorry, this is my sort of humour, one is highly amused...
What is it with women and puss/y spots?!!
We love seeing things ooze!!
I've always enjoyed your sense of humour!
Is that the river, too?
Luckily I checked my spelling on my previous post.
Pussy spots. Something entirely different and probably not so well enjoyed?
FYI
The River Great Ouse (/'u?z/) is a river in the United Kingdom, the longest of several British rivers called "Ouse". From Syresham in central England, the Great Ouse flows into East Anglia before entering the Wash, a bay of the North Sea. With a course of 143 miles (230 km), mostly flowing north and east, it is the one of the longest rivers in the United Kingdom. The Great Ouse has been historically important for commercial navigation, and for draining the low-lying region through which it flows; its best-known tributary is the Cam, which runs through Cambridge. Its lower course passes through drained wetlands and fens and has been extensively modified, or channelised, to relieve flooding and provide a better route for barge traffic. Though the unmodified river probably changed course regularly after floods, it now enters the Wash after passing through the port of King's Lynn, south of its earliest-recorded route to the sea.
Why thank you, for the geography and history lesson. I managed an o level in both. Also in English language, so I knew the spelling was different, but used artistic licence.
These days I tend to use my o level for a different reason!
As in oooohhhh? "More like ooohhh. Only managed to get three! Although a few cse's too.  | |||
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"Update: THE BEAST IS VANQUISHED!!! Yes! After a mighty struggle (and resulting momentary coma) fully worthy of a Sky, Pay Per View Event, I finally managed to conquer the monster!!! My god, the feeling of elated relief as the acrid, brownish tinged custard like substance ripped out through my skin (accompanied by a thunderous ‘chugging’ like sound no less!) can only be described as akin to the most powerful of orgasms. I am now left with a chasm like aperture where the heinous beast resided but fortuitously, I have some wood filler handy so I should be good. Hallelujah! I have prevailed!
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"Update: THE BEAST IS VANQUISHED!!! Yes! After a mighty struggle (and resulting momentary coma) fully worthy of a Sky, Pay Per View Event, I finally managed to conquer the monster!!! My god, the feeling of elated relief as the acrid, brownish tinged custard like substance ripped out through my skin (accompanied by a thunderous ‘chugging’ like sound no less!) can only be described as akin to the most powerful of orgasms. I am now left with a chasm like aperture where the heinous beast resided but fortuitously, I have some wood filler handy so I should be good. Hallelujah! I have prevailed!
Ha haha can you stand a well done slap on your back now? "I’d be cautious, your hand might disappear in the hole.... | |||
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