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"Yes mines a vodka and  "Large or small or dare we not ask? | |||
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"its frowned upon getting d*unk while being on forum lol  "ok we`ll just get pissed then not d*unk......lol | |||
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"were at home again with alcohol.....were gonna join aa.more chance of meeting peeps than on here lol"  oh dear | |||
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"were at home again with alcohol.....were gonna join aa.more chance of meeting peeps than on here lol oh dear"sadly very true at time though | |||
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"were at home again with alcohol.....were gonna join aa.more chance of meeting peeps than on here lol" why is it called alcoholics anonymous when as soon as you get there you stand up and say 'hi, my name is Zoe and I'm an alcoholic'? | |||
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"were at home again with alcohol.....were gonna join aa.more chance of meeting peeps than on here lol" Im in the aa they came quite quickley last time i needed them xx  | |||
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"were at home again with alcohol.....were gonna join aa.more chance of meeting peeps than on here lol Im in the aa they came quite quickley last time i needed them xx "Yuk... I don't really want to know about the AA man's stamina thanks, although I'm sure there are plenty that do | |||
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"were at home again with alcohol.....were gonna join aa.more chance of meeting peeps than on here lol Im in the aa they came quite quickley last time i needed them xx
Yuk... I don't really want to know about the AA man's stamina thanks, although I'm sure there are plenty that do "Oooh mr p you are a brave soul getting lol xx | |||
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"were at home again with alcohol.....were gonna join aa.more chance of meeting peeps than on here lol Im in the aa they came quite quickley last time i needed them xx
Yuk... I don't really want to know about the AA man's stamina thanks, although I'm sure there are plenty that do
Oooh mr p you are a brave soul getting lol xx "I'm working on undoing my wedgie from my fence sitting experiment  | |||
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"were at home again with alcohol.....were gonna join aa.more chance of meeting peeps than on here lol Im in the aa they came quite quickley last time i needed them xx
Yuk... I don't really want to know about the AA man's stamina thanks, although I'm sure there are plenty that do
Oooh mr p you are a brave soul getting lol xx
I'm working on undoing my wedgie from my fence sitting experiment "Me im always on the fence its a jungle out there lol xx  | |||
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"Yes cheers bottoms up
Got yer stapon hun? xx "Yeah bend over | |||
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"Yes cheers bottoms up
Got yer stapon hun? xx
Yeah bend over "You dont have to ask twice sexy pmsl xx | |||
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"Yes cheers bottoms up
Got yer stapon hun? xx
Yeah bend over "I think somewhere an angel just got it's wings  | |||
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"Yes cheers bottoms up
Got yer stapon hun? xx
Yeah bend over
You dont have to ask twice sexy pmsl xx "I'll bear that in mind for barnsley, u will do as ur told | |||
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"Yes cheers bottoms up
Got yer stapon hun? xx
Yeah bend over
I think somewhere an angel just got it's wings "I prefer to fly without wings if u get my drift | |||
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"Yes cheers bottoms up
Got yer stapon hun? xx
Yeah bend over
I think somewhere an angel just got it's wings
I prefer to fly without wings if u get my drift "Do you tend to sing at the time? | |||
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"Yes cheers bottoms up
Got yer stapon hun? xx
Yeah bend over
I think somewhere an angel just got it's wings
I prefer to fly without wings if u get my drift
Do you tend to sing at the time? "Only if someones pressing the right notes | |||
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"Yes cheers bottoms up
Got yer stapon hun? xx
Yeah bend over
I think somewhere an angel just got it's wings
I prefer to fly without wings if u get my drift
Do you tend to sing at the time?
Only if someones pressing the right notes "I see, you need to be played like an instrument. | |||
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"Yes cheers bottoms up
Got yer stapon hun? xx
Yeah bend over
You dont have to ask twice sexy pmsl xx
I'll bear that in mind for barnsley, u will do as ur told " | |||
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"Yes cheers bottoms up
Got yer stapon hun? xx
Yeah bend over
I think somewhere an angel just got it's wings
I prefer to fly without wings if u get my drift
Do you tend to sing at the time?
Only if someones pressing the right notes
I see, you need to be played like an instrument. "Well if u put ur tongue on a certain part of the instrument it sings a mighty fine tune  | |||
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"May I put myself forward as one of the founder members of Alcoholics Unanimous. If you don;t fell like a drink Contact me I'll talk you into it" Sounds good to me - mind you I always feel like a drink (and sometimes look like one too!) | |||
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"Yes cheers bottoms up
Got yer stapon hun? xx
Yeah bend over
I think somewhere an angel just got it's wings
I prefer to fly without wings if u get my drift
Do you tend to sing at the time?
Only if someones pressing the right notes
I see, you need to be played like an instrument.
Well if u put ur tongue on a certain part of the instrument it sings a mighty fine tune ",,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ops ok im yours lol  pmsl
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"Yes cheers bottoms up
Got yer stapon hun? xx
Yeah bend over
I think somewhere an angel just got it's wings
I prefer to fly without wings if u get my drift
Do you tend to sing at the time?
Only if someones pressing the right notes
I see, you need to be played like an instrument.
Well if u put ur tongue on a certain part of the instrument it sings a mighty fine tune "Ok, so, I put my tongue on this magic spot, and then what, strum? Oh, the chords we could play | |||
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"Yes cheers bottoms up
Got yer stapon hun? xx
Yeah bend over
I think somewhere an angel just got it's wings
I prefer to fly without wings if u get my drift
Do you tend to sing at the time?
Only if someones pressing the right notes
I see, you need to be played like an instrument.
Well if u put ur tongue on a certain part of the instrument it sings a mighty fine tune
Ok, so, I put my tongue on this magic spot, and then what, strum? Oh, the chords we could play "Bless, you shouldn't need to ask! | |||
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"well i wish you would all fook off about drinking. am on the coffee tonite and all ya doing is talking about booze. ffs am saving myself for BARNSLEY....voddy and s for me also then" Stay away from the coffee, it's bad for you hun. Vodka and Merlot, Vodka and Merlot, Vodka and Merlot | |||
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"Yes cheers bottoms up
Got yer stapon hun? xx
Yeah bend over
I think somewhere an angel just got it's wings
I prefer to fly without wings if u get my drift
Do you tend to sing at the time?
Only if someones pressing the right notes
I see, you need to be played like an instrument.
Well if u put ur tongue on a certain part of the instrument it sings a mighty fine tune
Ok, so, I put my tongue on this magic spot, and then what, strum? Oh, the chords we could play
Bless, you shouldn't need to ask!"Lol very true | |||
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"Yes cheers bottoms up
Got yer stapon hun? xx
Yeah bend over
I think somewhere an angel just got it's wings
I prefer to fly without wings if u get my drift
Do you tend to sing at the time?
Only if someones pressing the right notes
I see, you need to be played like an instrument.
Well if u put ur tongue on a certain part of the instrument it sings a mighty fine tune
Ok, so, I put my tongue on this magic spot, and then what, strum? Oh, the chords we could play
Bless, you shouldn't need to ask!
Lol very true "Ok, note to self: must improve smutty flirtatious innuendo  | |||
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"Yes cheers bottoms up
Got yer stapon hun? xx
Yeah bend over
I think somewhere an angel just got it's wings
I prefer to fly without wings if u get my drift
Do you tend to sing at the time?
Only if someones pressing the right notes
I see, you need to be played like an instrument.
Well if u put ur tongue on a certain part of the instrument it sings a mighty fine tune
Ok, so, I put my tongue on this magic spot, and then what, strum? Oh, the chords we could play
Bless, you shouldn't need to ask!
Lol very true
Ok, note to self: must improve smutty flirtatious innuendo "Ur never being flirtatious are u | |||
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" Ok, note to self: must improve smutty flirtatious innuendo "Blimey hes using big words Im outta here night all xx | |||
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"Yes cheers bottoms up
Got yer stapon hun? xx
Yeah bend over
I think somewhere an angel just got it's wings
I prefer to fly without wings if u get my drift
Do you tend to sing at the time?
Only if someones pressing the right notes
I see, you need to be played like an instrument.
Well if u put ur tongue on a certain part of the instrument it sings a mighty fine tune
Ok, so, I put my tongue on this magic spot, and then what, strum? Oh, the chords we could play
Bless, you shouldn't need to ask!
Lol very true
Ok, note to self: must improve smutty flirtatious innuendo
Ur never being flirtatious are u "Definitely need a LOT more practice baby | |||
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"Yes cheers bottoms up
Got yer stapon hun? xx
Yeah bend over
I think somewhere an angel just got it's wings
I prefer to fly without wings if u get my drift
Do you tend to sing at the time?
Only if someones pressing the right notes
I see, you need to be played like an instrument.
Well if u put ur tongue on a certain part of the instrument it sings a mighty fine tune
Ok, so, I put my tongue on this magic spot, and then what, strum? Oh, the chords we could play
Bless, you shouldn't need to ask!
Lol very true
Ok, note to self: must improve smutty flirtatious innuendo
Ur never being flirtatious are u "I'm always being flirtatious, a moment ago I oh so subtly licked my lips in the general direction of my tin of cider | |||
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" Ok, note to self: must improve smutty flirtatious innuendo
Blimey hes using big words Im outta here night all xx"Night honey bun woof woof xxxxx | |||
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"Yes cheers bottoms up
Got yer stapon hun? xx
Yeah bend over
I think somewhere an angel just got it's wings
I prefer to fly without wings if u get my drift
Do you tend to sing at the time?
Only if someones pressing the right notes
I see, you need to be played like an instrument.
Well if u put ur tongue on a certain part of the instrument it sings a mighty fine tune
Ok, so, I put my tongue on this magic spot, and then what, strum? Oh, the chords we could play
Bless, you shouldn't need to ask!
Lol very true
Ok, note to self: must improve smutty flirtatious innuendo
Ur never being flirtatious are u
Definitely need a LOT more practice baby"Thanks | |||
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" Ok, note to self: must improve smutty flirtatious innuendo
Blimey hes using big words Im outta here night all xx"lol sorry about that, night! | |||
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" Ok, note to self: must improve smutty flirtatious innuendo
Blimey hes using big words Im outta here night all xx
Night honey bun woof woof xxxxx"Big licks hun xx | |||
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"Yes cheers bottoms up
Got yer stapon hun? xx
Yeah bend over
I think somewhere an angel just got it's wings
I prefer to fly without wings if u get my drift
Do you tend to sing at the time?
Only if someones pressing the right notes
I see, you need to be played like an instrument.
Well if u put ur tongue on a certain part of the instrument it sings a mighty fine tune
Ok, so, I put my tongue on this magic spot, and then what, strum? Oh, the chords we could play
Bless, you shouldn't need to ask!
Lol very true
Ok, note to self: must improve smutty flirtatious innuendo
Ur never being flirtatious are u
I'm always being flirtatious, a moment ago I oh so subtly licked my lips in the general direction of my tin of cider "Well if thats how u get ur kicks | |||
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" Ok, note to self: must improve smutty flirtatious innuendo
Blimey hes using big words Im outta here night all xx
Night honey bun woof woof xxxxx
Big licks hun xx "Just dont be dragging ur arse across the floor lol xxx | |||
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"The worrying this is hun that the cider can has just winked back!" Lol | |||
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"Yes cheers bottoms up
Got yer stapon hun? xx
Yeah bend over
I think somewhere an angel just got it's wings
I prefer to fly without wings if u get my drift
Do you tend to sing at the time?
Only if someones pressing the right notes
I see, you need to be played like an instrument.
Well if u put ur tongue on a certain part of the instrument it sings a mighty fine tune
Ok, so, I put my tongue on this magic spot, and then what, strum? Oh, the chords we could play
Bless, you shouldn't need to ask!
Lol very true
Ok, note to self: must improve smutty flirtatious innuendo
Ur never being flirtatious are u
I'm always being flirtatious, a moment ago I oh so subtly licked my lips in the general direction of my tin of cider
Well if thats how u get ur kicks "Oh, nothing will happen, last time I had to go to A&E. Took some explaining, I tell you | |||
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"Yes cheers bottoms up
Got yer stapon hun? xx
Yeah bend over
I think somewhere an angel just got it's wings
I prefer to fly without wings if u get my drift
Do you tend to sing at the time?
Only if someones pressing the right notes
I see, you need to be played like an instrument.
Well if u put ur tongue on a certain part of the instrument it sings a mighty fine tune
Ok, so, I put my tongue on this magic spot, and then what, strum? Oh, the chords we could play
Bless, you shouldn't need to ask!
Lol very true
Ok, note to self: must improve smutty flirtatious innuendo
Ur never being flirtatious are u
I'm always being flirtatious, a moment ago I oh so subtly licked my lips in the general direction of my tin of cider
Well if thats how u get ur kicks
Oh, nothing will happen, last time I had to go to A&E. Took some explaining, I tell you "Wot why u had to weld the hole smaller so it didnt keep falling off | |||
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"Yes cheers bottoms up
Got yer stapon hun? xx
Yeah bend over
I think somewhere an angel just got it's wings
I prefer to fly without wings if u get my drift
Do you tend to sing at the time?
Only if someones pressing the right notes
I see, you need to be played like an instrument.
Well if u put ur tongue on a certain part of the instrument it sings a mighty fine tune
Ok, so, I put my tongue on this magic spot, and then what, strum? Oh, the chords we could play
Bless, you shouldn't need to ask!
Lol very true
Ok, note to self: must improve smutty flirtatious innuendo
Ur never being flirtatious are u
I'm always being flirtatious, a moment ago I oh so subtly licked my lips in the general direction of my tin of cider
Well if thats how u get ur kicks
Oh, nothing will happen, last time I had to go to A&E. Took some explaining, I tell you
Wot why u had to weld the hole smaller so it didnt keep falling off "That is sooooo naughty! Wish I had thought of that - | |||
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"Think I might just get back on that fence, I'm not coping too well out here in the jungle. "Don't do that - sorry - you seem like a nice lad - take no notice of me - you're coping really well - | |||
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"Think I might just get back on that fence, I'm not coping too well out here in the jungle.
Don't do that - sorry - you seem like a nice lad - take no notice of me - you're coping really well - "Yeah sorry hun ull get used to us...just abit of banter no harm ment | |||
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"Think I might just get back on that fence, I'm not coping too well out here in the jungle.
Don't do that - sorry - you seem like a nice lad - take no notice of me - you're coping really well - "It's all good, I'm off out anyway to listen to "rockmusic", "get d*unk" and "dance", three things I have distant memories of | |||
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"Think I might just get back on that fence, I'm not coping too well out here in the jungle.
Don't do that - sorry - you seem like a nice lad - take no notice of me - you're coping really well -
It's all good, I'm off out anyway to listen to "rockmusic", "get d*unk" and "dance", three things I have distant memories of "Enjoy | |||
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"Think I might just get back on that fence, I'm not coping too well out here in the jungle.
Don't do that - sorry - you seem like a nice lad - take no notice of me - you're coping really well -
Yeah sorry hun ull get used to us...just abit of banter no harm ment "No harm taken, but I can admit when I've been outwitted | |||
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"Think I might just get back on that fence, I'm not coping too well out here in the jungle.
Don't do that - sorry - you seem like a nice lad - take no notice of me - you're coping really well -
Yeah sorry hun ull get used to us...just abit of banter no harm ment
No harm taken, but I can admit when I've been outwitted"Come back soon | |||
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"Think I might just get back on that fence, I'm not coping too well out here in the jungle.
Don't do that - sorry - you seem like a nice lad - take no notice of me - you're coping really well -
Yeah sorry hun ull get used to us...just abit of banter no harm ment
No harm taken, but I can admit when I've been outwitted
Come back soon "Oh, I'll be back, you just be ready for me | |||
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"Think I might just get back on that fence, I'm not coping too well out here in the jungle.
Don't do that - sorry - you seem like a nice lad - take no notice of me - you're coping really well -
Yeah sorry hun ull get used to us...just abit of banter no harm ment
No harm taken, but I can admit when I've been outwitted
Come back soon
Oh, I'll be back, you just be ready for me "OOOOOOOOOO sounds fun | |||
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"Think I might just get back on that fence, I'm not coping too well out here in the jungle.
Don't do that - sorry - you seem like a nice lad - take no notice of me - you're coping really well -
Yeah sorry hun ull get used to us...just abit of banter no harm ment
No harm taken, but I can admit when I've been outwitted
Come back soon
Oh, I'll be back, you just be ready for me
OOOOOOOOOO sounds fun "Is that a promise or a threat? I'm saying that now cos he's probably in bed by now! | |||
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"Think I might just get back on that fence, I'm not coping too well out here in the jungle.
Don't do that - sorry - you seem like a nice lad - take no notice of me - you're coping really well -
Yeah sorry hun ull get used to us...just abit of banter no harm ment
No harm taken, but I can admit when I've been outwitted
Come back soon
Oh, I'll be back, you just be ready for me
OOOOOOOOOO sounds fun
Is that a promise or a threat? I'm saying that now cos he's probably in bed by now!"Dont know but ill be waiting | |||
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"Watch this space - confined to home for the next 2 days so a bit more time spent here may damage my health!!!!" Yep i know that feeling too | |||
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"Watch this space - confined to home for the next 2 days so a bit more time spent here may damage my health!!!! Yep i know that feeling too "If I start to get out of hand will you slap me and get me back on track? I can let myself run away from me if you know what i mean! | |||
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"Watch this space - confined to home for the next 2 days so a bit more time spent here may damage my health!!!! Yep i know that feeling too
If I start to get out of hand will you slap me and get me back on track? I can let myself run away from me if you know what i mean!"Warming my hands up already | |||
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"Think I might just get back on that fence, I'm not coping too well out here in the jungle.
Don't do that - sorry - you seem like a nice lad - take no notice of me - you're coping really well -
It's all good, I'm off out anyway to listen to "rockmusic", "get d*unk" and "dance", three things I have distant memories of "bloody hell ....you are probably younger than us ....and its a distant memory??? your as old as you feel ffs ! | |||
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"I'm d*unk can I be frowned upon please lol x" your from wales ....of course you can be frowned upon ! do ya know how bloody long it takes to drive down there? | |||
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"Getting d*unk.Anyone want to join us?" Had to much to drink......lol | |||
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