FabSwingers.com forum: Cock comparison

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi I have seen cocks being compared to sky remotes any other suggestions

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

Cotton bud?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another cock

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

cocktail stick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use a thimble myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

an amoeba

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"an amoeba "
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oak tree?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lynk deodorant lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lynk deodorant lol"

U want me to

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

One of those little IKEA pencils

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By *andyladMan
over a year ago

Hereorthere

Bratwurst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lighter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasp nest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A lighter "
. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One of those little IKEA pencils"
. Trip to IKEA it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whiskey Bottle is a personal favourite.

It is a fablitre bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wasp nest."

That was funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whiskey Bottle is a personal favourite.

It is a fablitre bottle

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

Jeremy Clarkson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cactus

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cactus"
.

You mean one you get in a pot ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cactus.

You mean one you get in a pot ?"

Yeah. Hold it right up against it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cactus.

You mean one you get in a pot ?

Yeah. Hold it right up against it. "
. Want it hurt ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mini volcano!

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

A matchstick (lit)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wasp nest."

That's waspish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cactus.

You mean one you get in a pot ?

Yeah. Hold it right up against it. "

That's spikey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thimble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I have seen cocks being compared to sky remotes any other suggestions"

Vagina

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi I have seen cocks being compared to sky remotes any other suggestions

Vagina"
. Haha

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

A Twix from celebration tin , then say it's a full size Twix

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A tic tac.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Twix from celebration tin , then say it's a full size Twix

"
. That will make me look huge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I have seen cocks being compared to sky remotes any other suggestions"

Dudes use Sky remotes to give the impression they repeat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A tic tac."

Don't get fresh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fricking needle.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A tic tac.

Don't get fresh."
would i

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

Shall I compare thee to a summer's cock?

Thou art more horny and more rampant.

Rough hands do shake the darling shafts of May,

And cummer's release hath all too short a date.

Sometime it hits the eye above and stings,

And often is his pallid complexion drained;

And every hard-on sometime declines,

By chance, or into nature's bush, untrimmed;

But thy eternal hard-on shall not fade,

Nor lose possession of that glistening helmet,

Nor ejaculations leave thou wand'resting in shade,

When eternal thoughts of cock shall grow'st.

So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,

Their errant cock gives life to thee

Clare Shakespeare 2018 xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curly wurly!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

got a pic of my cock next to a bottle for a bit of a giggle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies"

We made suggestions!

A live fish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ladies

We made suggestions!

A live fish "

Don't have a fish

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Ladies

We made suggestions!

A live fish "
how about a Lobster?

Yes folks, I have a photo where I compare my cock (aka missile thrust) to a lobster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies

We made suggestions!

A live fish how about a Lobster?

Yes folks, I have a photo where I compare my cock (aka missile thrust) to a lobster. "

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great white shark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies

We made suggestions!

A live fish

Don't have a fish"

Fishfinger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A CD player

A church organ

A hymn book

Eye lash curlers

Morrison’s own ring doughnuts

Tadpoles

A tooth

Your own pinky toe

An axe

The sleeve of a shirt (but not your own shirt)

Your tongue

Grass

A cobweb

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ladies

We made suggestions!

A live fish

Don't have a fish

Fishfinger?"

Jaffa cake lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A CD player

A church organ

A hymn book

Eye lash curlers

Morrison’s own ring doughnuts

Tadpoles

A tooth

Your own pinky toe

An axe

The sleeve of a shirt (but not your own shirt)

Your tongue

Grass

A cobweb "

A pair of shoes. But not trainers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used a Mr Sheen can. Less common than a Sky remote.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

An aubergine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A photo of Benjamin Netanyahu, eating a 99twist without raspberry sauce

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