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By *aptain pugwash500 OP   Man
over a year ago

frimley

two cats are having a swimming race.one is called "one two three",the other "un deux trois". which cat one?

"one two three" because "un deux trois cat sank".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you mean "Which cat won?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just snorted my coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pet shop is selling 3 parrots. One for £170, one for £150 and one for £10. Woman comes in and asks why the 3rd parrot is so cheap

"Because it used to live in a brothel"

The woman found this funny and decided to buy it and took it home.

When they got home the parrot exclaimed "fuck me, a new brothel!" and the woman laughed.

When the woman's 2 daughter's came home the parrot exclaimed "fuck me, new girls!" and they all laughed

When the woman's husband came home the parrot exclaimed "fuck me,it's Keith!"

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By *dontknowMan
over a year ago

North Devon

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot??

A carrot!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pet shop is selling 3 parrots. One for £170, one for £150 and one for £10. Woman comes in and asks why the 3rd parrot is so cheap

"Because it used to live in a brothel"

The woman found this funny and decided to buy it and took it home.

When they got home the parrot exclaimed "fuck me, a new brothel!" and the woman laughed.

When the woman's 2 daughter's came home the parrot exclaimed "fuck me, new girls!" and they all laughed

When the woman's husband came home the parrot exclaimed "fuck me,it's Keith!""

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"two cats are having a swimming race.one is called "one two three",the other "un deux trois". which cat one?

"one two three" because "un deux trois cat sank". "

When will the humour start?

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Pet shop is selling 3 parrots. One for £170, one for £150 and one for £10. Woman comes in and asks why the 3rd parrot is so cheap

"Because it used to live in a brothel"

The woman found this funny and decided to buy it and took it home.

When they got home the parrot exclaimed "fuck me, a new brothel!" and the woman laughed.

When the woman's 2 daughter's came home the parrot exclaimed "fuck me, new girls!" and they all laughed

When the woman's husband came home the parrot exclaimed "fuck me,it's Keith!""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"two cats are having a swimming race.one is called "one two three",the other "un deux trois". which cat one?

"one two three" because "un deux trois cat sank".

When will the humour start? "

I'm waiting too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you mean "Which cat won?" "

Probably autocarrot but its nice for the spelling police to drop by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pet shop is selling 3 parrots. One for £170, one for £150 and one for £10. Woman comes in and asks why the 3rd parrot is so cheap

"Because it used to live in a brothel"

The woman found this funny and decided to buy it and took it home.

When they got home the parrot exclaimed "fuck me, a new brothel!" and the woman laughed.

When the woman's 2 daughter's came home the parrot exclaimed "fuck me, new girls!" and they all laughed

When the woman's husband came home the parrot exclaimed "fuck me,it's Keith!""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you mean "Which cat won?"

Probably autocarrot but its nice for the spelling police to drop by "

Probably not but nice to make appearance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pet shop is selling 3 parrots. One for £170, one for £150 and one for £10. Woman comes in and asks why the 3rd parrot is so cheap

"Because it used to live in a brothel"

The woman found this funny and decided to buy it and took it home.

When they got home the parrot exclaimed "fuck me, a new brothel!" and the woman laughed.

When the woman's 2 daughter's came home the parrot exclaimed "fuck me, new girls!" and they all laughed

When the woman's husband came home the parrot exclaimed "fuck me,it's Keith!""

Haha predictable but it tickled me

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By *aptain pugwash500 OP   Man
over a year ago

frimley

oh yea,sorry about the spelling mistake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh yea,sorry about the spelling mistake."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh yea,sorry about the spelling mistake.

"

Unbelievable!

Why should anyone feel they have to apologise for making a small spelling mistake..

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