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"... I ain't been here for what seems like an age. I thought I would say hello and ask "what's new?" "Hello, lovely x | |||
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"... I ain't been here for what seems like an age. I thought I would say hello and ask "what's new?" "Is it me your looking for? I can see it in your eyes. (Sorry, someone had to sing the song and it may as well be me) | |||
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"... I ain't been here for what seems like an age. I thought I would say hello and ask "what's new?"
Hello, lovely x "Hiya. What's new with you? | |||
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"Alright Pumpkin - how’s it going?  "It's all good handsome. I hope life is treating you the same. | |||
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"... I ain't been here for what seems like an age. I thought I would say hello and ask "what's new?"
Is it me your looking for? I can see it in your eyes.
(Sorry, someone had to sing the song and it may as well be me) "No one has ever sung Lionel Ritchie at me.  | |||
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"Alright Pumpkin - how’s it going?
It's all good handsome. I hope life is treating you the same. "It is and I’m on hols all next week - happy days  | |||
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"... I ain't been here for what seems like an age. I thought I would say hello and ask "what's new?"
Is it me your looking for? I can see it in your eyes.
(Sorry, someone had to sing the song and it may as well be me)
No one has ever sung Lionel Ritchie at me. "I can change it to Adele.... “it's me I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet” Is that better?? | |||
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"Alright Pumpkin - how’s it going?
It's all good handsome. I hope life is treating you the same.
It is and I’m on hols all next week - happy days "I have just returned from a much needed holiday to PDI. I hvve white bits. | |||
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"Welcome back dancing queen xx"Hello handsome | |||
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"... I ain't been here for what seems like an age. I thought I would say hello and ask "what's new?"
Is it me your looking for? I can see it in your eyes.
(Sorry, someone had to sing the song and it may as well be me)
No one has ever sung Lionel Ritchie at me.
I can change it to Adele....
“it's me
I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet”
Is that better??
"Can you do Abba? | |||
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"... I ain't been here for what seems like an age. I thought I would say hello and ask "what's new?"
Is it me your looking for? I can see it in your eyes.
(Sorry, someone had to sing the song and it may as well be me)
No one has ever sung Lionel Ritchie at me.
I can change it to Adele....
“it's me
I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet”
Is that better??
Can you do Abba? "If you change your mind  | |||
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"... I ain't been here for what seems like an age. I thought I would say hello and ask "what's new?"
Is it me your looking for? I can see it in your eyes.
(Sorry, someone had to sing the song and it may as well be me)
No one has ever sung Lionel Ritchie at me.
I can change it to Adele....
“it's me
I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet”
Is that better??
Can you do Abba?
If you change your mind "One of us is crying... | |||
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"Oi Oi how did you enjoy PDI? We missed you at the social xx" I thought about you all as I was sat in the sunshine. I hope it went well?! I don't know why I asked. I know it did. When's the next? | |||
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"... I ain't been here for what seems like an age. I thought I would say hello and ask "what's new?"
Is it me your looking for? I can see it in your eyes.
(Sorry, someone had to sing the song and it may as well be me)
No one has ever sung Lionel Ritchie at me.
I can change it to Adele....
“it's me
I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet”
Is that better??
Can you do Abba?
If you change your mind
One of us is crying...
"With laughter, or is it really that bad?? | |||
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"Oi Oi how did you enjoy PDI? We missed you at the social xx" PDI was epic. Oh my! You have to come.  | |||
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"Oi Oi how did you enjoy PDI? We missed you at the social xx I thought about you all as I was sat in the sunshine. I hope it went well?! I don't know why I asked. I know it did. When's the next? " It always seems to come together, the next is 15th December, thread is already in the forums | |||
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"... I ain't been here for what seems like an age. I thought I would say hello and ask "what's new?"
Hello, lovely x
Hiya. What's new with you? "Same old stuff. To be honest, you haven’t missed much. | |||
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"Oi Oi how did you enjoy PDI? We missed you at the social xx PDI was epic. Oh my! You have to come. "Okay then but apparently I have to take miss red too, her idea | |||
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"Welcome back dancing queen xx
Hello handsome "I'm in serious need of a bit of prancing around raving. Gotta dust off my woman winning body popping moves You still hitting the dance clubs? If so I really must join you sometime soon xx | |||
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"... I ain't been here for what seems like an age. I thought I would say hello and ask "what's new?"
Is it me your looking for? I can see it in your eyes.
(Sorry, someone had to sing the song and it may as well be me)
No one has ever sung Lionel Ritchie at me.
I can change it to Adele....
“it's me
I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet”
Is that better??
Can you do Abba?
If you change your mind
One of us is crying...
With laughter, or is it really that bad?? "Dry your eyes mate (okay so not Abba) | |||
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"welcome back" Thank you darlin' It's good to be back. | |||
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"... I ain't been here for what seems like an age. I thought I would say hello and ask "what's new?"
Is it me your looking for? I can see it in your eyes.
(Sorry, someone had to sing the song and it may as well be me)
No one has ever sung Lionel Ritchie at me.
I can change it to Adele....
“it's me
I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet”
Is that better??
Can you do Abba?
If you change your mind
One of us is crying...
With laughter, or is it really that bad??
Dry your eyes mate (okay so not Abba) "Gotta mix it up a little. Can’t do all ABBA lol | |||
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"Hello there and welcome back ermm what's new I have new walking boots "Are they made for walking? | |||
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"Oi Oi how did you enjoy PDI? We missed you at the social xx I thought about you all as I was sat in the sunshine. I hope it went well?! I don't know why I asked. I know it did. When's the next? It always seems to come together, the next is 15th December, thread is already in the forums " Ooh I'm late getting my name down...I'll l be back. | |||
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"Hello there and welcome back ermm what's new I have new walking boots
Are they made for walking? "over the hills with pooch | |||
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"Welcome back dancing queen xx
Hello handsome
I'm in serious need of a bit of prancing around raving. Gotta dust off my woman winning body popping moves You still hitting the dance clubs? If so I really must join you sometime soon xx"I am doing Alex P (Ibiza god in November). More than welcome... | |||
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"Oi Oi how did you enjoy PDI? We missed you at the social xx PDI was epic. Oh my! You have to come.
Okay then but apparently I have to take miss red too, her idea "Yes. Let's do it. Next Freedom Festival. Cancel October's social lol | |||
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"Hello there and welcome back ermm what's new I have new walking boots
Are they made for walking? over the hills with pooch "I walked the dunes in Maspaslamos. I ain't made for walking. | |||
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"... I ain't been here for what seems like an age. I thought I would say hello and ask "what's new?"
Is it me your looking for? I can see it in your eyes.
(Sorry, someone had to sing the song and it may as well be me)
No one has ever sung Lionel Ritchie at me.
I can change it to Adele....
“it's me
I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet”
Is that better??
Can you do Abba?
If you change your mind
One of us is crying...
With laughter, or is it really that bad??
Dry your eyes mate (okay so not Abba)
Gotta mix it up a little. Can’t do all ABBA lol "If you can't do Abba you ain't coming in! | |||
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"Welcome back.. not a lots changed . Few have left most of them rejoined." People have left!?! Well, I never. | |||
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"... I ain't been here for what seems like an age. I thought I would say hello and ask "what's new?" "There has been an influx of diddy men with diddy cocks claiming to be the diddiest of all its all quite surreal. | |||
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"Hello... New? Mmmmmm. All the shouty posts are Now printed in RED
And Fab now has a bullshit alert system too... "Yeah. It's now a scratch and sniff site | |||
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"... I ain't been here for what seems like an age. I thought I would say hello and ask "what's new?"
Is it me your looking for? I can see it in your eyes.
(Sorry, someone had to sing the song and it may as well be me)
No one has ever sung Lionel Ritchie at me.
I can change it to Adele....
“it's me
I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet”
Is that better??
Can you do Abba?
If you change your mind
One of us is crying...
With laughter, or is it really that bad??
Dry your eyes mate (okay so not Abba)
Gotta mix it up a little. Can’t do all ABBA lol
If you can't do Abba you ain't coming in! "I do I do I do I do | |||
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"... I ain't been here for what seems like an age. I thought I would say hello and ask "what's new?"
Is it me your looking for? I can see it in your eyes.
(Sorry, someone had to sing the song and it may as well be me)
No one has ever sung Lionel Ritchie at me.
I can change it to Adele....
“it's me
I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet”
Is that better??
Can you do Abba?
If you change your mind
One of us is crying...
With laughter, or is it really that bad??
Dry your eyes mate (okay so not Abba)
Gotta mix it up a little. Can’t do all ABBA lol
If you can't do Abba you ain't coming in!
I do I do I do I do "10/10 for effort but what do you look like in spandex?! | |||
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"... I ain't been here for what seems like an age. I thought I would say hello and ask "what's new?"
There has been an influx of diddy men with diddy cocks claiming to be the diddiest of all its all quite surreal. "Oh yeah, forgot about that. Made me feel good about myself | |||
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"... I ain't been here for what seems like an age. I thought I would say hello and ask "what's new?"
Is it me your looking for? I can see it in your eyes.
(Sorry, someone had to sing the song and it may as well be me)
No one has ever sung Lionel Ritchie at me.
I can change it to Adele....
“it's me
I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet”
Is that better??
Can you do Abba?
If you change your mind
One of us is crying...
With laughter, or is it really that bad??
Dry your eyes mate (okay so not Abba)
Gotta mix it up a little. Can’t do all ABBA lol
If you can't do Abba you ain't coming in!
I do I do I do I do
10/10 for effort but what do you look like in spandex?! "Like a hairy beached whale
That’s why I don’t wear leather on the motorbike too | |||
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"... I ain't been here for what seems like an age. I thought I would say hello and ask "what's new?"
There has been an influx of diddy men with diddy cocks claiming to be the diddiest of all its all quite surreal. "Sounds hell. I don't know how you've all coped. Best do what I do and don't give a diddly shite. | |||
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"... I ain't been here for what seems like an age. I thought I would say hello and ask "what's new?"
Is it me your looking for? I can see it in your eyes.
(Sorry, someone had to sing the song and it may as well be me)
No one has ever sung Lionel Ritchie at me.
I can change it to Adele....
“it's me
I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet”
Is that better??
Can you do Abba?
If you change your mind
One of us is crying...
With laughter, or is it really that bad??
Dry your eyes mate (okay so not Abba)
Gotta mix it up a little. Can’t do all ABBA lol
If you can't do Abba you ain't coming in!
I do I do I do I do
10/10 for effort but what do you look like in spandex?!
Like a hairy beached whale
That’s why I don’t wear leather on the motorbike too "Geezer! You need to work on your patter. The correct answer should of been 'like an Adonis!' | |||
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"Hello... New? Mmmmmm. All the shouty posts are Now printed in RED
And Fab now has a bullshit alert system too...
Yeah. It's now a scratch and sniff site "Fine. I'll pay my fiver! | |||
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"... I ain't been here for what seems like an age. I thought I would say hello and ask "what's new?"
Is it me your looking for? I can see it in your eyes.
(Sorry, someone had to sing the song and it may as well be me)
No one has ever sung Lionel Ritchie at me.
I can change it to Adele....
“it's me
I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet”
Is that better??
Can you do Abba?
If you change your mind
One of us is crying...
With laughter, or is it really that bad??
Dry your eyes mate (okay so not Abba)
Gotta mix it up a little. Can’t do all ABBA lol
If you can't do Abba you ain't coming in!
I do I do I do I do
10/10 for effort but what do you look like in spandex?!
Like a hairy beached whale
That’s why I don’t wear leather on the motorbike too
Geezer! You need to work on your patter. The correct answer should of been 'like an Adonis!' "But then how would pull that off if I was asked to meet?? Not enough hours in the day to get in the gym to transform this lol | |||
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"Oi Oi how did you enjoy PDI? We missed you at the social xx PDI was epic. Oh my! You have to come.
Okay then but apparently I have to take miss red too, her idea
Yes. Let's do it. Next Freedom Festival. Cancel October's social lol "Hehe she said are we? How about compromise, lounge social in PDI?  | |||
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"Oi Oi how did you enjoy PDI? We missed you at the social xx PDI was epic. Oh my! You have to come.
Okay then but apparently I have to take miss red too, her idea
Yes. Let's do it. Next Freedom Festival. Cancel October's social lol
Hehe she said are we? How about compromise, lounge social in PDI? "For sure. I'll show you the perfect lounge. | |||
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"... I ain't been here for what seems like an age. I thought I would say hello and ask "what's new?"
Is it me your looking for? I can see it in your eyes.
(Sorry, someone had to sing the song and it may as well be me)
No one has ever sung Lionel Ritchie at me.
I can change it to Adele....
“it's me
I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet”
Is that better??
Can you do Abba?
If you change your mind
One of us is crying...
With laughter, or is it really that bad??
Dry your eyes mate (okay so not Abba)
Gotta mix it up a little. Can’t do all ABBA lol
If you can't do Abba you ain't coming in!
I do I do I do I do
10/10 for effort but what do you look like in spandex?!
Like a hairy beached whale
That’s why I don’t wear leather on the motorbike too
Geezer! You need to work on your patter. The correct answer should of been 'like an Adonis!'
But then how would pull that off if I was asked to meet?? Not enough hours in the day to get in the gym to transform this lol "Hmm. You know what? I'm not everyone's cup of tea. I am a twat. But own it and you'll be okay. | |||
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"... I ain't been here for what seems like an age. I thought I would say hello and ask "what's new?"
Is it me your looking for? I can see it in your eyes.
(Sorry, someone had to sing the song and it may as well be me)
No one has ever sung Lionel Ritchie at me.
I can change it to Adele....
“it's me
I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet”
Is that better??
Can you do Abba?
If you change your mind
One of us is crying...
With laughter, or is it really that bad??
Dry your eyes mate (okay so not Abba)
Gotta mix it up a little. Can’t do all ABBA lol
If you can't do Abba you ain't coming in!
I do I do I do I do
10/10 for effort but what do you look like in spandex?!
Like a hairy beached whale
That’s why I don’t wear leather on the motorbike too
Geezer! You need to work on your patter. The correct answer should of been 'like an Adonis!'
But then how would pull that off if I was asked to meet?? Not enough hours in the day to get in the gym to transform this lol
Hmm. You know what? I'm not everyone's cup of tea. I am a twat. But own it and you'll be okay. "I’m me. If people don’t like it then fine, but I’m still me. I’ve got my sense of humour and personality, but happen to be fat and hairy. Personally I’d rather the keg than the six pack - more value for money, or as the Americans say, more bang for your buck | |||
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"... I ain't been here for what seems like an age. I thought I would say hello and ask "what's new?"
Is it me your looking for? I can see it in your eyes.
(Sorry, someone had to sing the song and it may as well be me)
No one has ever sung Lionel Ritchie at me.
I can change it to Adele....
“it's me
I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet”
Is that better??
Can you do Abba?
If you change your mind
One of us is crying...
With laughter, or is it really that bad??
Dry your eyes mate (okay so not Abba)
Gotta mix it up a little. Can’t do all ABBA lol
If you can't do Abba you ain't coming in!
I do I do I do I do
10/10 for effort but what do you look like in spandex?!
Like a hairy beached whale
That’s why I don’t wear leather on the motorbike too
Geezer! You need to work on your patter. The correct answer should of been 'like an Adonis!'
But then how would pull that off if I was asked to meet?? Not enough hours in the day to get in the gym to transform this lol
Hmm. You know what? I'm not everyone's cup of tea. I am a twat. But own it and you'll be okay.
I’m me. If people don’t like it then fine, but I’m still me. I’ve got my sense of humour and personality, but happen to be fat and hairy. Personally I’d rather the keg than the six pack - more value for money, or as the Americans say, more bang for your buck "I'd rather you be you any day. I don't know you from Adam but you're cool. Seriously. People are looking for specific people some of us are not. Personally, I want Colin Firth in wet britches. I'm not sure what you want. Maybe Jennifer Aniston (I'd do her) but it's about the people you meet along the way. It's all about the journey. | |||
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"Hi OP, Nothing has changed... same shite, variable depth "Is it at least three sky remotes deep? | |||
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"... I ain't been here for what seems like an age. I thought I would say hello and ask "what's new?"
Is it me your looking for? I can see it in your eyes.
(Sorry, someone had to sing the song and it may as well be me)
No one has ever sung Lionel Ritchie at me.
I can change it to Adele....
“it's me
I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet”
Is that better??
Can you do Abba?
If you change your mind
One of us is crying...
With laughter, or is it really that bad??
Dry your eyes mate (okay so not Abba)
Gotta mix it up a little. Can’t do all ABBA lol
If you can't do Abba you ain't coming in!
I do I do I do I do
10/10 for effort but what do you look like in spandex?!
Like a hairy beached whale
That’s why I don’t wear leather on the motorbike too
Geezer! You need to work on your patter. The correct answer should of been 'like an Adonis!'
But then how would pull that off if I was asked to meet?? Not enough hours in the day to get in the gym to transform this lol
Hmm. You know what? I'm not everyone's cup of tea. I am a twat. But own it and you'll be okay.
I’m me. If people don’t like it then fine, but I’m still me. I’ve got my sense of humour and personality, but happen to be fat and hairy. Personally I’d rather the keg than the six pack - more value for money, or as the Americans say, more bang for your buck
I'd rather you be you any day.
I don't know you from Adam but you're cool. Seriously. People are looking for specific people some of us are not.
Personally, I want Colin Firth in wet britches. I'm not sure what you want. Maybe Jennifer Aniston (I'd do her) but it's about the people you meet along the way.
It's all about the journey. "For me anyway. | |||
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"... I ain't been here for what seems like an age. I thought I would say hello and ask "what's new?"
Is it me your looking for? I can see it in your eyes.
(Sorry, someone had to sing the song and it may as well be me)
No one has ever sung Lionel Ritchie at me.
I can change it to Adele....
“it's me
I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet”
Is that better??
Can you do Abba?
If you change your mind
One of us is crying...
With laughter, or is it really that bad??
Dry your eyes mate (okay so not Abba)
Gotta mix it up a little. Can’t do all ABBA lol
If you can't do Abba you ain't coming in!
I do I do I do I do
10/10 for effort but what do you look like in spandex?!
Like a hairy beached whale
That’s why I don’t wear leather on the motorbike too
Geezer! You need to work on your patter. The correct answer should of been 'like an Adonis!'
But then how would pull that off if I was asked to meet?? Not enough hours in the day to get in the gym to transform this lol
Hmm. You know what? I'm not everyone's cup of tea. I am a twat. But own it and you'll be okay.
I’m me. If people don’t like it then fine, but I’m still me. I’ve got my sense of humour and personality, but happen to be fat and hairy. Personally I’d rather the keg than the six pack - more value for money, or as the Americans say, more bang for your buck
I'd rather you be you any day.
I don't know you from Adam but you're cool. Seriously. People are looking for specific people some of us are not.
Personally, I want Colin Firth in wet britches. I'm not sure what you want. Maybe Jennifer Aniston (I'd do her) but it's about the people you meet along the way.
It's all about the journey.
For me anyway. "Very well put. For me it’s more about the mental connection than looks. No good having a super fit fitty who’s dull as dishwater. And thanks for the compliment. Much appreciated | |||
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