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Worst excuse for someone not turning to a meet !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So a female friend of mine, has been let down again today, the bloke didn’t turn up. She messaged him, but the message is still unread. We’ve had a guess what his excuse will be, when he finally messages her. Guaranteed it will be a piss poor one.

Another female friend on her was let down last week, yeah some blokes are really something aren’t they, to flakey to message to say they’re not going to turn up.

So what’s the best excuse you’ve had for a no show and we will see if this lovely chap will top it ?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

* turning up to a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never had a no show. But some men assume my reasons are fake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only had legit excuses so far iv been lucky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m annoyed on her behalf, it’s just piss weak. She’s been waiting in all day, tidied the house and shaved her legs for nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next door neighbours pet died so they comforted them instead.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Next door neighbours pet died so they comforted them instead."

Fucking classic, that’s gonna take some beating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m annoyed on her behalf, it’s just piss weak. She’s been waiting in all day, tidied the house and shaved her legs for nothing. "

It's why I don't bother shaving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had a no show

Iv had a can we rearrange which the reason given was understandable and we did have to social on the replaned day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It didn't happen to me but one guy turned up in his tracksuit bottoms and stained polo shirt as he thought I wouldn't turn up so he didn't bother to go home after work to get changed.. Charming.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Wife came home earlier than expected.

Electric car an out of charge.

Wind blew down a tree and blocked his way out.

Falling tree crushed car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couple.

She mailed to say her granddad died so they'd have to cancel.

5 minutes later he texted to say they couldn't wait for the meet.

She clearly didn't want to meet but he did. They hadn't discussed it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wife came home earlier than expected.

Electric car an out of charge.

Wind blew down a tree and blocked his way out.

Falling tree crushed car.

"

These are probably better than the one he will come up with.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

The dog ate my homework.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

She’s taking her make up off now, this is so sad. I hope you’re happy now, no show guy !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would have to be something to do with wind today. Twigs in the road, his bin blew away and he's been looking for it all day. Lost his wig...?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It would have to be something to do with wind today. Twigs in the road, his bin blew away and he's been looking for it all day. Lost his wig...? "

Wig blew off into a tree, he’s still trying to get it down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m annoyed on her behalf, it’s just piss weak. She’s been waiting in all day, tidied the house and shaved her legs for nothing.

It's why I don't bother shaving."

Yeah, if they arrive they can shave them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just an update, not only did she shave her legs, she’s just informed me she shaved her fanny too. I think you’ll agree this makes this no show even worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met someone once and was about to shag her before I remembered i didn't watch last night's Elementary.

Had to tell her I wasn't attracted to her and go home.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"She’s taking her make up off now, this is so sad. I hope you’re happy now, no show guy ! "

A proper White Knight would have stepped in and taken his place rather than post about her distress!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one genuinely happened.

The female half of a couple I was about to meet had to help her mum pack her suitcase.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met someone once and was about to shag her before I remembered i didn't watch last night's Elementary.

Had to tell her I wasn't attracted to her and go home.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She’s taking her make up off now, this is so sad. I hope you’re happy now, no show guy !

A proper White Knight would have stepped in and taken his place rather than post about her distress! "

She’s a regular in the forums, who’s unable to comment at this time (don’t ask). It’s being done with tongue firmly in cheek, with her blessing. Also she’s at the other end of the country at this moment, but thanks for the advice you plum !

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I'm trying to work out who it is...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm trying to work out who it is... "

Me too, I thought I was his only friend

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"She’s taking her make up off now, this is so sad. I hope you’re happy now, no show guy !

A proper White Knight would have stepped in and taken his place rather than post about her distress!

She’s a regular in the forums, who’s unable to comment at this time (don’t ask). It’s being done with tongue firmly in cheek, with her blessing. Also she’s at the other end of the country at this moment, but thanks for the advice you plum ! "

Yeah yeah, yeah!

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By *est Wales WifeCouple
over a year ago

Near Carmarthen

We were waiting on a pub car park for a meet at the agreed time. 10 minutes later we texted him to ask where he was. He replied another 15 minutes later to the effect that he had hurt his back at work that very same day

Yep sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When naively trying to meet a couple at a bar when my ex and I had shown them our face pics but they hadn't shown theirs. We turned up. Tried messaging them but they'd logged off Fab. Hung around like lemons for an hour trying to look as obvious as possible. Checking to see if they'd log in. Then left. Reply...

"Yeah. We saw you there but didn't know if it was really you. Would you like to try again tomorrow?"

Just one among many similar experiences of swinging. And you wonder why we gave up on it?

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I've had meets postponed a couple of times for valid reasons, and sometimes I've had to postpone too. I never got any excuse in the case of a no show because they never had the decency to contact me to give one.

I had someone flip out once because I said I really didn't feel like chatting when he texted me (my dog had just died)... was someone I'd met before and stayed in touch with. He told me I was being incredibly selfish and insensitive to his feelings. I felt like shit for a few hours before I realised how manipulative he was being.

I'm sorry your friend got stood up (and possibly ghosted). It sucks.

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By *ast_jjMan
over a year ago

Dublin and London

From a couple.. she said her period had started and was really sorry. They then got a verification from a guy for a meet that same day!

I had driven two hours to meet them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She’s taking her make up off now, this is so sad. I hope you’re happy now, no show guy !

A proper White Knight would have stepped in and taken his place rather than post about her distress!

She’s a regular in the forums, who’s unable to comment at this time (don’t ask). It’s being done with tongue firmly in cheek, with her blessing. Also she’s at the other end of the country at this moment, but thanks for the advice you plum !

Yeah yeah, yeah!"

Okay, you’re boring me now.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"It would have to be something to do with wind today. Twigs in the road, his bin blew away and he's been looking for it all day. Lost his wig...? "

This made me laugh and also reminded me that my fwb had to postpone our catch up yesterday because the storm flattened his garden shed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It would have to be something to do with wind today. Twigs in the road, his bin blew away and he's been looking for it all day. Lost his wig...?

This made me laugh and also reminded me that my fwb had to postpone our catch up yesterday because the storm flattened his garden shed "

Fucking crying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It would have to be something to do with wind today. Twigs in the road, his bin blew away and he's been looking for it all day. Lost his wig...? "

Omg laughing out loud!

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"It would have to be something to do with wind today. Twigs in the road, his bin blew away and he's been looking for it all day. Lost his wig...?

This made me laugh and also reminded me that my fwb had to postpone our catch up yesterday because the storm flattened his garden shed

Fucking crying "

So was I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think my worst excuse was

‘ I’m parked at the end of the road on the corner come see me here as I don’t feel safe leaving the car’

It’s not like I live in Beirut

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I saw the earing she was planning to wear........

Had to bale out after that.....

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"So a female friend of mine, has been let down again today, the bloke didn’t turn up. She messaged him, but the message is still unread. We’ve had a guess what his excuse will be, when he finally messages her. Guaranteed it will be a piss poor one.

Another female friend on her was let down last week, yeah some blokes are really something aren’t they, to flakey to message to say they’re not going to turn up.

So what’s the best excuse you’ve had for a no show and we will see if this lovely chap will top it ?! "

You have friends? Good one!

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester


"Next door neighbours pet died so they comforted them instead."

I’ve had that one too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So a female friend of mine, has been let down again today, the bloke didn’t turn up. She messaged him, but the message is still unread. We’ve had a guess what his excuse will be, when he finally messages her. Guaranteed it will be a piss poor one.

Another female friend on her was let down last week, yeah some blokes are really something aren’t they, to flakey to message to say they’re not going to turn up.

So what’s the best excuse you’ve had for a no show and we will see if this lovely chap will top it ?!

You have friends? Good one! "

I didn’t have you down as a snide.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

It wasn't on here, it was an internet dating date. I did my back in and had to cancel as I could hardly walk. She didn't believe and never saw me again!

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

had mine do the same today not even read the messages but feck it cant be arsed. Prob some excuse that the wind was so strong it blew his pussy up the chimney lol or something along them lines but hey ho its fab.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"So a female friend of mine, has been let down again today, the bloke didn’t turn up. She messaged him, but the message is still unread. We’ve had a guess what his excuse will be, when he finally messages her. Guaranteed it will be a piss poor one.

Another female friend on her was let down last week, yeah some blokes are really something aren’t they, to flakey to message to say they’re not going to turn up.

So what’s the best excuse you’ve had for a no show and we will see if this lovely chap will top it ?!

You have friends? Good one!

I didn’t have you down as a snide. "

Bants

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By *ordon89Man
over a year ago

London


"Wife came home earlier than expected.

Electric car an out of charge.

Wind blew down a tree and blocked his way out.

Falling tree crushed car.

"

You don’t live in the Caribbean do you?

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"Wife came home earlier than expected.

Electric car an out of charge.

Wind blew down a tree and blocked his way out.

Falling tree crushed car.

You don’t live in the Caribbean do you?"

Been pretty windy in south England over last couple days

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Have we had any excuses given yet TI ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So a female friend of mine, has been let down again today, the bloke didn’t turn up. She messaged him, but the message is still unread. We’ve had a guess what his excuse will be, when he finally messages her. Guaranteed it will be a piss poor one.

Another female friend on her was let down last week, yeah some blokes are really something aren’t they, to flakey to message to say they’re not going to turn up.

So what’s the best excuse you’ve had for a no show and we will see if this lovely chap will top it ?!

You have friends? Good one!

I didn’t have you down as a snide.

Bants "

Good one !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have we had any excuses given yet TI ??"

Not yet, she’s back off the naughty step in a few days, she can post herself.

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"TI, said he was coming instead"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had1 girl fall of a horse break her arm but was legit i saw her next day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""TI, said he was coming instead" "

Her tits are a lot better than mine.

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By *ottie 13Woman
over a year ago

Happy go lucky

Last night the excuse I got was the weather was too bad to travel he was only 80 miles away

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Last night the excuse I got was the weather was too bad to travel he was only 80 miles away "

Was he travelling on roller skates ?

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

The joys of fab excuses

This is why we never give out our address anymore

Might meet at a pub cos if they don’t sh9w then at least we can ha e a drink

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I’m annoyed on her behalf, it’s just piss weak. She’s been waiting in all day, tidied the house and shaved her legs for nothing. "

Really ?

The house needed tidying and her legs needed shaving.

That's why she did those things.

Waiting in all day ? Was his arrival time a guessing game ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Sounds like a kiddy and Santa never showed.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"She’s taking her make up off now, this is so sad. I hope you’re happy now, no show guy ! "

Please tell me this is one of your wind ups.

It makes me think of a clown after a circus show.

If this is real - she should have had a plan b and taken her shaven legs and made up face off out ......... she could have gone and used her wand and had a great orgasm before phoning a friend or watching a good film.

It's not what happens in life it's how you react to it.

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By *ottie 13Woman
over a year ago

Happy go lucky


"Last night the excuse I got was the weather was too bad to travel he was only 80 miles away

Was he travelling on roller skates ?"

Clearly and it wasn't like I'd be out in it all day working

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Just an update, not only did she shave her legs, she’s just informed me she shaved her fanny too. I think you’ll agree this makes this no show even worse. "

If she goes to the bin she can glue it back on.

You are getting far more subtle Dr. Impala.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just an update, not only did she shave her legs, she’s just informed me she shaved her fanny too. I think you’ll agree this makes this no show even worse.

If she goes to the bin she can glue it back on.

You are getting far more subtle Dr. Impala. "

Thanks for the sage advice Granny, I’ve missed your pearls of wisdom recently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last night the excuse I got was the weather was too bad to travel he was only 80 miles away "

80 miles is a long way to travel in shit weather. I wouldn't do it just to get my leg over.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Last night the excuse I got was the weather was too bad to travel he was only 80 miles away "

80 miles?! Only?!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Last night the excuse I got was the weather was too bad to travel he was only 80 miles away

80 miles is a long way to travel in shit weather. I wouldn't do it just to get my leg over. "

I'm hoping the 0 was a mistake.

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

We’ve had no shows from couples and guys. Conversation great. Arrange meets. Then either been blocked or no show. I just don’t understand it. We’re not ugly people and messages show no indication they’re not interested. We’ve never actually had anyone give us an excuse or reason. This site seems to be full of time wasters which is such a shame for the rest of us.

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

I’ve had a couple of no shows from couples. Never had a no show from a single woman they have always turned up or or if there has been a postponement another meet has been arranged.

I’ve only had to cancel / postpone one meet due to an elderly relative being hospitalised and I was the only person around to take their partner who could not drive in and out of hospital for a couple of days till their immediate family arrived back in the county.

I’m not sure I was fully believed.... But I did give over 24 hours notice and explain even offered to take her to visit as well....

I like to be classy

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

My mum's coming over from Greece today, then unlos.

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

On reflection. This week we’ve had three cancel on us

1) Thursday: traveling back from Scotland so see how we feel when we get back (I must admit we then rainchecked rather than waiting for a thanks but no thanks)

2) Friday: I’ve got a soar throat

3) Sunday: my brothers decided to pay a visit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never had a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never had a meet "

In 2 weeks..? Never

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By *onkers 76Man
over a year ago

pontypool

Same person cancelled three times because they had dropped their phone , I mean that is very unlucky or just bull lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On reflection. This week we’ve had three cancel on us

1) Thursday: traveling back from Scotland so see how we feel when we get back (I must admit we then rainchecked rather than waiting for a thanks but no thanks)

2) Friday: I’ve got a soar throat

3) Sunday: my brothers decided to pay a visit.

"

I've had a few let downs in the past but never 3 days running you must feel gutted.

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

Periods. It’s always periods

If it’s not a fucking sick kid.

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport


"On reflection. This week we’ve had three cancel on us

1) Thursday: traveling back from Scotland so see how we feel when we get back (I must admit we then rainchecked rather than waiting for a thanks but no thanks)

2) Friday: I’ve got a soar throat

3) Sunday: my brothers decided to pay a visit.

I've had a few let downs in the past but never 3 days running you must feel gutted. "

and the week before we’d arranged to meet a guy in a pub then if we all got on off to a club and he disappeared on us too! Luckily we have a great sex life and normal vanilla life, but starting to get a complex we need our faith restored in Fab! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst excuse I had was that they have been in a terrible accident and was in hospital. Matter of life and death.

However she did get caught out because a new verification had popped up that evening, including new photos on her profile aswell.

Just blocked her after that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any excuse is bad why don’t people be honest and say they had a better offer we all know it’s first come first serve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

most random excuse I had was that the town fair was on and they couldn't get out of their front door!

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo


"Any excuse is bad why don’t people be honest and say they had a better offer we all know it’s first come first serve "

Ah - but if everyone was honest we'd all miss out on the (dubious?) entertainment value of threads like these!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean it’s literally always that their kids have become suddenly ill right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any excuse is bad why don’t people be honest and say they had a better offer we all know it’s first come first serve

Ah - but if everyone was honest we'd all miss out on the (dubious?) entertainment value of threads like these!"

True

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My mum's coming over from Greece today, then unlos. "

Did she have a thirst for knowledge ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mum's coming over from Greece today, then unlos.

Did she have a thirst for knowledge ?"

Ha I have no idea how but I caught that reference!

Must be the 90’s blood!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've only had one no show - he went silent just before we were due to meet.

Had a few cancel last minute but life gets in the way. Once cancelled twice successively the latest being that he's eaten something dodgy. When I'm meeting I give one chance after that I'm ruthless and block them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just an update, not only did she shave her legs, she’s just informed me she shaved her fanny too. I think you’ll agree this makes this no show even worse. "

Seriously so by shaving the fanny and legs it makes it worse does it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She’s taking her make up off now, this is so sad. I hope you’re happy now, no show guy !

Please tell me this is one of your wind ups.

It makes me think of a clown after a circus show.

If this is real - she should have had a plan b and taken her shaven legs and made up face off out ......... she could have gone and used her wand and had a great orgasm before phoning a friend or watching a good film.

It's not what happens in life it's how you react to it. "

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

He was too shy to get out of his car...

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By *onkers 76Man
over a year ago

pontypool


"He was too shy to get out of his car...

"

Had one a bit like this once , to nervous to come into the pub we were meeting at but did eventually come in and drink 3 bottles of wine lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can confirm that this 'lady' has shaved her legs and pussy.

#youknowwhoyouare

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town


"I can confirm that this 'lady' has shaved her legs and pussy.

#youknowwhoyouare "

It's me , he's talking about me everyone

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

Someone once told me they had a puncture

Could have been true of course

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Someone once told me they had a puncture

Could have been true of course "

A talking blow up doll! What ever next!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From a couple.. she said her period had started and was really sorry. They then got a verification from a guy for a meet that same day!

I had driven two hours to meet them! "

I had similar. Turned up to be told by the guy his wife's period had started so no play. Decided to go home. Seen a verification later on from a play meet the same day.

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Dont see the point lol specially when there the one whos messaged to meet in the first place its like if your not really interested dont waste my time. Sorry rantin had way too many timewasters and no shows lately must be an epidemic lol.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Shaved all my bits yesterday only for a date (not from here) to call off two hours before with a headache, despite being a chatty cathy all day.

I've had dead relatives and cars broken down excuses but at least he could have thought up something better than a headache!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst...hard choice between my cars got to go for a mot and someone stole my engine. A motoring theme most common, followed by a family emergency

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By *llysonMacWoman
over a year ago

Hanley

I seem to get stood up more than cancelled on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had " my dad came home from the pub early so I couldn't leave the house coz he would want to know where I was going"

The guy was 45!

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By *affquestCouple
over a year ago

Rotherham

Female about her partner

He’s pottering around in the shed still !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s good to see that quite a lot of people took this in the humour it was intended. Although this did happen to me, the thread was posted with our tongues firmly in our cheeks while we were having a good laugh over it.

For those who have expressed concern, this wasn’t a random person from fab, it’s a person I have known for around 12 years, obviously we have met plenty of times and he knows where I live, being a friend. So, thank you for your concern but on this occasion it was unwarranted.

Contact waned on Saturday before his suggested arrival time (which wasn’t a mystery but thanks for your input there Granny, the part about me waiting in wasn’t serious) and we speculated that he might not show, which he didn’t.

I know there are people who are waiting for an excuse and I’m sorry to disappoint you, but he didn’t have one. He simply texted the next day to say “sorry about yesterday”. So there you go.

For those of you who have joined us in having a good laugh, god bless you. Never lose your sense of humour. It must be terrible for those of you who have to live without one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like a kiddy and Santa never showed. "

God, you were desperate to try and get the boot in weren’t you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She’s taking her make up off now, this is so sad. I hope you’re happy now, no show guy !

Please tell me this is one of your wind ups.

It makes me think of a clown after a circus show.

If this is real - she should have had a plan b and taken her shaven legs and made up face off out ......... she could have gone and used her wand and had a great orgasm before phoning a friend or watching a good film.

It's not what happens in life it's how you react to it. "

That’s quite a jump you made to your conclusion there, Granny. Are you practising for the olympics? I’m not sure why you concluded that I stayed at home and cried myself to sleep, but let’s go into this a little.

The whole day and night had been set aside as we were hanging out during the day and going to a concert that night. The post about me taking my make up off was a subtle nod to the fact that we were off to see a Kiss tribute. Because they wear make up when they perform. Get it? Ah well. If you got it, it was enough to elicit a little giggle. The kicker is, he had the tickets!

As the OP and I have already said, the post is tongue in cheek. (That means it’s a joke.)

I certainly didn’t cry myself to sleep that night, but a lady doesn’t tell!

It’s not what you read, it’s how you react to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually expect this. One day I u invited twelve men to my house to see what would happen. Only one showed up. Must never answer. Or have a sudden death

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually expect this. One day I u invited twelve men to my house to see what would happen. Only one showed up. Must never answer. Or have a sudden death"
MOST never answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s good to see that quite a lot of people took this in the humour it was intended. Although this did happen to me, the thread was posted with our tongues firmly in our cheeks while we were having a good laugh over it.

For those who have expressed concern, this wasn’t a random person from fab, it’s a person I have known for around 12 years, obviously we have met plenty of times and he knows where I live, being a friend. So, thank you for your concern but on this occasion it was unwarranted.

Contact waned on Saturday before his suggested arrival time (which wasn’t a mystery but thanks for your input there Granny, the part about me waiting in wasn’t serious) and we speculated that he might not show, which he didn’t.

I know there are people who are waiting for an excuse and I’m sorry to disappoint you, but he didn’t have one. He simply texted the next day to say “sorry about yesterday”. So there you go.

For those of you who have joined us in having a good laugh, god bless you. Never lose your sense of humour. It must be terrible for those of you who have to live without one."

Why the sniping? Some people were concerned. It's shit to be stood up.

It must be terrible to think badly of people that care about other human beings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s good to see that quite a lot of people took this in the humour it was intended. Although this did happen to me, the thread was posted with our tongues firmly in our cheeks while we were having a good laugh over it.

For those who have expressed concern, this wasn’t a random person from fab, it’s a person I have known for around 12 years, obviously we have met plenty of times and he knows where I live, being a friend. So, thank you for your concern but on this occasion it was unwarranted.

Contact waned on Saturday before his suggested arrival time (which wasn’t a mystery but thanks for your input there Granny, the part about me waiting in wasn’t serious) and we speculated that he might not show, which he didn’t.

I know there are people who are waiting for an excuse and I’m sorry to disappoint you, but he didn’t have one. He simply texted the next day to say “sorry about yesterday”. So there you go.

For those of you who have joined us in having a good laugh, god bless you. Never lose your sense of humour. It must be terrible for those of you who have to live without one.

Why the sniping? Some people were concerned. It's shit to be stood up.

It must be terrible to think badly of people that care about other human beings. "

Maybe it was a tongue in cheek jokey snipe?

Such humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s good to see that quite a lot of people took this in the humour it was intended. Although this did happen to me, the thread was posted with our tongues firmly in our cheeks while we were having a good laugh over it.

For those who have expressed concern, this wasn’t a random person from fab, it’s a person I have known for around 12 years, obviously we have met plenty of times and he knows where I live, being a friend. So, thank you for your concern but on this occasion it was unwarranted.

Contact waned on Saturday before his suggested arrival time (which wasn’t a mystery but thanks for your input there Granny, the part about me waiting in wasn’t serious) and we speculated that he might not show, which he didn’t.

I know there are people who are waiting for an excuse and I’m sorry to disappoint you, but he didn’t have one. He simply texted the next day to say “sorry about yesterday”. So there you go.

For those of you who have joined us in having a good laugh, god bless you. Never lose your sense of humour. It must be terrible for those of you who have to live without one.

Why the sniping? Some people were concerned. It's shit to be stood up.

It must be terrible to think badly of people that care about other human beings. "

Some people were, although I can’t discuss comments that weren’t made here, it was clear that not everyone was concerned and although I don’t know you personally, going by your forum posts you’d have found one comment in particular quite unnecessary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s good to see that quite a lot of people took this in the humour it was intended. Although this did happen to me, the thread was posted with our tongues firmly in our cheeks while we were having a good laugh over it.

For those who have expressed concern, this wasn’t a random person from fab, it’s a person I have known for around 12 years, obviously we have met plenty of times and he knows where I live, being a friend. So, thank you for your concern but on this occasion it was unwarranted.

Contact waned on Saturday before his suggested arrival time (which wasn’t a mystery but thanks for your input there Granny, the part about me waiting in wasn’t serious) and we speculated that he might not show, which he didn’t.

I know there are people who are waiting for an excuse and I’m sorry to disappoint you, but he didn’t have one. He simply texted the next day to say “sorry about yesterday”. So there you go.

For those of you who have joined us in having a good laugh, god bless you. Never lose your sense of humour. It must be terrible for those of you who have to live without one.

Why the sniping? Some people were concerned. It's shit to be stood up.

It must be terrible to think badly of people that care about other human beings.

Maybe it was a tongue in cheek jokey snipe?

Such humour. "

Hilarious! Such satire. Please continue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s good to see that quite a lot of people took this in the humour it was intended. Although this did happen to me, the thread was posted with our tongues firmly in our cheeks while we were having a good laugh over it.

For those who have expressed concern, this wasn’t a random person from fab, it’s a person I have known for around 12 years, obviously we have met plenty of times and he knows where I live, being a friend. So, thank you for your concern but on this occasion it was unwarranted.

Contact waned on Saturday before his suggested arrival time (which wasn’t a mystery but thanks for your input there Granny, the part about me waiting in wasn’t serious) and we speculated that he might not show, which he didn’t.

I know there are people who are waiting for an excuse and I’m sorry to disappoint you, but he didn’t have one. He simply texted the next day to say “sorry about yesterday”. So there you go.

For those of you who have joined us in having a good laugh, god bless you. Never lose your sense of humour. It must be terrible for those of you who have to live without one.

Why the sniping? Some people were concerned. It's shit to be stood up.

It must be terrible to think badly of people that care about other human beings.

Some people were, although I can’t discuss comments that weren’t made here, it was clear that not everyone was concerned and although I don’t know you personally, going by your forum posts you’d have found one comment in particular quite unnecessary "

What comment?

If people sent abusive pm's report them. No-one needs that shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s good to see that quite a lot of people took this in the humour it was intended. Although this did happen to me, the thread was posted with our tongues firmly in our cheeks while we were having a good laugh over it.

For those who have expressed concern, this wasn’t a random person from fab, it’s a person I have known for around 12 years, obviously we have met plenty of times and he knows where I live, being a friend. So, thank you for your concern but on this occasion it was unwarranted.

Contact waned on Saturday before his suggested arrival time (which wasn’t a mystery but thanks for your input there Granny, the part about me waiting in wasn’t serious) and we speculated that he might not show, which he didn’t.

I know there are people who are waiting for an excuse and I’m sorry to disappoint you, but he didn’t have one. He simply texted the next day to say “sorry about yesterday”. So there you go.

For those of you who have joined us in having a good laugh, god bless you. Never lose your sense of humour. It must be terrible for those of you who have to live without one.

Why the sniping? Some people were concerned. It's shit to be stood up.

It must be terrible to think badly of people that care about other human beings.

Some people were, although I can’t discuss comments that weren’t made here, it was clear that not everyone was concerned and although I don’t know you personally, going by your forum posts you’d have found one comment in particular quite unnecessary

What comment?

If people sent abusive pm's report them. No-one needs that shit. "

May I message you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s good to see that quite a lot of people took this in the humour it was intended. Although this did happen to me, the thread was posted with our tongues firmly in our cheeks while we were having a good laugh over it.

For those who have expressed concern, this wasn’t a random person from fab, it’s a person I have known for around 12 years, obviously we have met plenty of times and he knows where I live, being a friend. So, thank you for your concern but on this occasion it was unwarranted.

Contact waned on Saturday before his suggested arrival time (which wasn’t a mystery but thanks for your input there Granny, the part about me waiting in wasn’t serious) and we speculated that he might not show, which he didn’t.

I know there are people who are waiting for an excuse and I’m sorry to disappoint you, but he didn’t have one. He simply texted the next day to say “sorry about yesterday”. So there you go.

For those of you who have joined us in having a good laugh, god bless you. Never lose your sense of humour. It must be terrible for those of you who have to live without one.

Why the sniping? Some people were concerned. It's shit to be stood up.

It must be terrible to think badly of people that care about other human beings.

Some people were, although I can’t discuss comments that weren’t made here, it was clear that not everyone was concerned and although I don’t know you personally, going by your forum posts you’d have found one comment in particular quite unnecessary

What comment?

If people sent abusive pm's report them. No-one needs that shit.

May I message you?"

Yep. Anyone can. I don't have any filters.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I couldn't make a meet once, got ready to go but found one of my shoes had been stolen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy from another site,loads of positive veri's, actually made the excuse of

'I was scared'.

Which was good, because usually when someone's let you down you never hear from them ever again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had plenty of no shows, sadly none even bothered to say why. Most profiles were deactivated 1-24 hours following an arranged meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had one who said he had just seen his friend killed at work but was on fab all day can't have upset him that much

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

Had one recently where it had been made clear to a guy that the meet was a social only as we had childcare issues and had to get home.

He texts half a hour before the meet to say he wouldn't come unless sex was on the agenda. We politely told him to fuck off.

He then texts three days later asking if we want to meet up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had one recently where it had been made clear to a guy that the meet was a social only as we had childcare issues and had to get home.

He texts half a hour before the meet to say he wouldn't come unless sex was on the agenda. We politely told him to fuck off.

He then texts three days later asking if we want to meet up... "
that's so annoying.

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