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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

okay.. since it is 10 minutes into the glorious occasion of my birthday i thought i'd open myself up for the next 24 hrs....

i have been here since god was a little boy, some of you will know me, others won't...

but if you have anything you want to ask... go for it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daddy or chips?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s the meaning of life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's winning next year's Eurovision?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you sooner watch your mum and dad fucking every day for the rest of your life or join in once to make it stop?)

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Daddy or chips? "

chips... with mayo... i am just sooooo continental!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you think of yourself as British or American?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Happy birthday!!

What is your ideal birthday gift?

I ain't getting ya one, just nosey.

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"What’s the meaning of life "

men work out the meaning of life... and the way women work in general 10 seconds before they croak... its the shock of the revelation that bumps them off!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were sandwiched between your mum and dad, all of you naked, who would you face and why?

My husband said; ‘well the logical thing is to touch willies with my dad’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What’s the meaning of life

men work out the meaning of life... and the way women work in general 10 seconds before they croak... its the shock of the revelation that bumps them off!!! "

........so you didn’t answer my question

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Who's winning next year's Eurovision?"

ooooh.... my wheelhouse!!!! right..... contest isn't till next may, national juries dn't pick songs till feb/march...

so the answer is no idea!!!!

although being a "slappy in the crowd" at a eurovision song contest is on my "to do before i go" list.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

- if you had to choose, would you rather take a kick from bruce lee- or punch from mike tyson?

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Do you think of yourself as British or American?"

i'll always be part southern chilled, new york brash and midwestern blue collar ethic....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What age were you when you moved to the UK?

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Happy birthday!!

What is your ideal birthday gift?

I ain't getting ya one, just nosey."

wow..... okay.. winning the lottery so i would never have to turn "right" on a plane ever again..........

if you are talking about one specific thing.... well there is a "secret" BA flight from london to new york each day that only has 32 seats on it and it is all business class..... i wanna go on that!

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"- if you had to choose, would you rather take a kick from bruce lee- or punch from mike tyson?"

easy!!! gimme the punch from tyson.... that pain would be over in a split second!!!

any kick in the nads is painful for ages!

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"What’s the meaning of life

men work out the meaning of life... and the way women work in general 10 seconds before they croak... its the shock of the revelation that bumps them off!!!

........so you didn’t answer my question "

meaning of life... okay.... no regrets!!! hows that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"- if you had to choose, would you rather take a kick from bruce lee- or punch from mike tyson?

easy!!! gimme the punch from tyson.... that pain would be over in a split second!!!

any kick in the nads is painful for ages!"

nice one

happy birthday

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"What age were you when you moved to the UK?"

i was 14 goin on 15.... came here just as i was going into 4th year at secondary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is orange jam called marmalade?

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Why is orange jam called marmalade? "

haven't a clue.... isn't marmalade just a uk thing? does everyone else just call it jam or jelly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is orange jam called marmalade?

haven't a clue.... isn't marmalade just a uk thing? does everyone else just call it jam or jelly?"

Fail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you sound American or Geordie?

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Do you sound American or Geordie? "

neither.... my accent disappoints... trust me!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you sound American or Geordie? "

I sound donegal x

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish


"okay..

but if you have anything you want to ask... go for it!"

Ive never been one for shooting my cum, more dribbling out the end, why is this?

I can demonstrate to you if you want to see first hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do skittles count as one of my five a day?

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By *verageguy123Man
over a year ago

Selby

Curry sauce or gravy on fish and chips? Personally I love gravy on fish

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Henry or Bergkamp?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Why is orange jam called marmalade?

haven't a clue.... isn't marmalade just a uk thing? does everyone else just call it jam or jelly?"

Fabio. From my Hotel expertise, let me clarify it all.

Marmalade originates via France plus any connections they had to Portugal where it relate to (& still does) to Citrus Fruits. Think of Seville marmalade as it's made of oranges traditionally from Seville. Marmalade used to be made using Quince for which the Portugese word is 'marmelo'

Jelly is simply the juice of whatever fruit is being used + sugar.

Jam is generslly the fruit being crushed into a thick pulp with sugar added.

Hope this helps you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is orange jam called marmalade?

haven't a clue.... isn't marmalade just a uk thing? does everyone else just call it jam or jelly?

Fabio. From my Hotel expertise, let me clarify it all.

Marmalade originates via France plus any connections they had to Portugal where it relate to (& still does) to Citrus Fruits. Think of Seville marmalade as it's made of oranges traditionally from Seville. Marmalade used to be made using Quince for which the Portugese word is 'marmelo'

Jelly is simply the juice of whatever fruit is being used + sugar.

Jam is generslly the fruit being crushed into a thick pulp with sugar added.

Hope this helps you.

"

Don't care about all that but... Marmalade. If it's good enough for Paddington, it's good enough for me

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"okay..

but if you have anything you want to ask... go for it!

Ive never been one for shooting my cum, more dribbling out the end, why is this?

I can demonstrate to you if you want to see first hand."

1) on the demo... i think i am fine thanks, the mental image is enough....

2) wank less..... more that you store.. more you can shoot...

3) hydration... fluids fluids fluids!!!!

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Do skittles count as one of my five a day?"

yes.... as minus 3!!! that is one below sunny delight on the scale.. that counts as minus 2....

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Curry sauce or gravy on fish and chips? Personally I love gravy on fish "

on fish and chips.... its got to be mushy peas!!!!! none of this curry sauce or gravy malarky!!!

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Henry or Bergkamp? "

you my friend are truely one evil person.....

okay.... DB is the player i think we would all want to be because he was just so talented he didn't have to work hard and he was normally best person on the pitch by a mile...

but TH14.. man he grew up with up, by the end he was one of us and is still one of us and there are not many footballers you can say that about... i think arsenal are one of the few teams where the foreigners who came in embraced the history or you were never going to survive.. its the difference between a ljunberg and pires who did... from reyes and arsharvin, who were ultra talented, but didn't...

i wandered off the question... give me henry.. but i think they will both come back to the club in some form... and vieira as well...

you could absolutely see bergkamp come back as a director of football, or heading up youth development.. and a henry or vieira being the manager after unai....

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Why is orange jam called marmalade?

haven't a clue.... isn't marmalade just a uk thing? does everyone else just call it jam or jelly?

Fabio. From my Hotel expertise, let me clarify it all.

Marmalade originates via France plus any connections they had to Portugal where it relate to (& still does) to Citrus Fruits. Think of Seville marmalade as it's made of oranges traditionally from Seville. Marmalade used to be made using Quince for which the Portugese word is 'marmelo'

Jelly is simply the juice of whatever fruit is being used + sugar.

Jam is generslly the fruit being crushed into a thick pulp with sugar added.

Hope this helps you.

"

can i say "welcome to the house of nerd!!!!"........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prince or Michael Jackson?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday!!

What are you doing to celebrate?

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish


"okay..

but if you have anything you want to ask... go for it!

Ive never been one for shooting my cum, more dribbling out the end, why is this?

I can demonstrate to you if you want to see first hand.

1) on the demo... i think i am fine thanks, the mental image is enough....

2) wank less..... more that you store.. more you can shoot...

3) hydration... fluids fluids fluids!!!! "

Thanks, at least you considered the demo...

It’s not the wanking bit, just too many guys wanting me...

Should I abstain then? There will be so many frustrated guys locally....

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By *ackDanielsWhiteRabbitMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Who's winning the Super Bowl. Cant see the Seahawks doing much this year, lost too many games already. Rams look good.

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

Why is whenever I call a wrong number it’s never engaged.....

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Do you still have an American accent?

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Prince or Michael Jackson?"

Prince was the better musician by a country mile... michael jackson is my childhood....

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Happy birthday!!

What are you doing to celebrate?"

oooh did my rounds to get the dounts for later.... 24 krispy kreme... lovely...

so just chilling around today and going out to a lovely swinging club tonight...

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Who's winning the Super Bowl. Cant see the Seahawks doing much this year, lost too many games already. Rams look good."

have to say i am more a college football fan than an nfl one (have to if i support the jets... its gets me thru)

the two teams who have gone "all in" this years are the chiefs and the rams... so it would not surprise me if they ended up in the superbowl....

but don't sleep on the bengals or the patriots quite yet...

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Why is whenever I call a wrong number it’s never engaged.....

"

because by the time you realise you have gotten it wrong it is too late to back out...

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Do you still have an American accent? "

only if i go back to thew states for a couple of weeks..... otherwise nope... gone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy birthday!!

What are you doing to celebrate?

oooh did my rounds to get the dounts for later.... 24 krispy kreme... lovely...

so just chilling around today and going out to a lovely swinging club tonight..."

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Happy birthday! Eastenders or Coronation Street?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday.

What do you think of Dean Smiths appointment as new Villa manager?

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Happy birthday! Eastenders or Coronation Street? "

I don't think i have ever sat down and watched corrie... at least with eastenders i did back in the early days..

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Happy birthday.

What do you think of Dean Smiths appointment as new Villa manager? "

i don't he did a bad job as brentford manager.. i am not sure as terry as no.2 though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday

Best Welsh Rugby player ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy birthday.

What do you think of Dean Smiths appointment as new Villa manager?

i don't he did a bad job as brentford manager.. i am not sure as terry as no.2 though..."

I'm quite excited. He plays good football. We shall see though. Its the villa, we can fuck anything up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will the fins beat the bears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

happy birthday, are you getting laid or using the one handed jiblet shuffle?

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Do you still have an American accent?

only if i go back to thew states for a couple of weeks..... otherwise nope... gone!"

Another illusion shattered: always imagined you sounded like James Earl Jones!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Oooh... and happy birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you still have an American accent?

only if i go back to thew states for a couple of weeks..... otherwise nope... gone!

Another illusion shattered: always imagined you sounded like James Earl Jones! "

it's more like beckhams..honest

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Happy Birthday.

Why does time seem to go so much more slowly when you're a child? Six weeks seemed like eternity to me when I was 7.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday fella

Question - should I buy the latest go-pro for my sporting activities - is it worth the £380 asking price?

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire


"okay.. since it is 10 minutes into the glorious occasion of my birthday i thought i'd open myself up for the next 24 hrs....

i have been here since god was a little boy, some of you will know me, others won't...

but if you have anything you want to ask... go for it!"

Fabio how do I attract other tvs or women?

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Happy birthday

Best Welsh Rugby player ? "

oooh... at the moment i would start any team with toby faletau.... having played inside centre and wing in my time i do recognise the job jamie roberts did for the welsh team and it goes underrated for me...

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

Happy birthday _abio

What do you think of my candy pic?

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Will the fins beat the bears"

oooh.....the answer to that is no... bears D this year is nasty and tannerhill isn't that good a QB....

the spread is that the bears are a 3.5 favourite and i might be tempted to take the fins and the points.....

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"happy birthday, are you getting laid or using the one handed jiblet shuffle?"

hopefully option 1... all offers greatfully received...

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Did you have a nice birthday?

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Happy Birthday.

Why does time seem to go so much more slowly when you're a child? Six weeks seemed like eternity to me when I was 7.

"

good question.... but now the weeks just zoom by so we get to the weekends quicker!!!

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Happy Birthday fella

Question - should I buy the latest go-pro for my sporting activities - is it worth the £380 asking price? "

why do you need the latest one though??? after a certain level they all do the same thing, after that you are just showing off!!!!....... save a bit of money

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"okay.. since it is 10 minutes into the glorious occasion of my birthday i thought i'd open myself up for the next 24 hrs....

i have been here since god was a little boy, some of you will know me, others won't...

but if you have anything you want to ask... go for it!

Fabio how do I attract other tvs or women?"

look if i knew how to attract women i am keeping that secret to myself.... I have mastered the "no game" game very well! i have no clue!

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Happy birthday _abio

What do you think of my candy pic? "

see.. there are two different reactions...

my inner 7 yr old is screaming yey!!!

my inner grumpy old man is thinking "all that sugar can't be good for you!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will the fins beat the bears

oooh.....the answer to that is no... bears D this year is nasty and tannerhill isn't that good a QB....

the spread is that the bears are a 3.5 favourite and i might be tempted to take the fins and the points....."

tend to agree the fins o line is a joke lt concussion lg c on out for the yr

A good starts turning putrid

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By *ain n MableWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Happy Birthday Fabio.

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen Swallow?

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Did you have a nice birthday? "

not bad so far... i went a bit old man and fell asleep on my sofa this afternoon.. i know! i lead such a rock and roll lifestyle!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Did you have a nice birthday?

not bad so far... i went a bit old man and fell asleep on my sofa this afternoon.. i know! i lead such a rock and roll lifestyle! "

It happens to us all

Do you have any plans for the rest of the day?

BTW Happy birthday x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy Birthday fella

Question - should I buy the latest go-pro for my sporting activities - is it worth the £380 asking price?

why do you need the latest one though??? after a certain level they all do the same thing, after that you are just showing off!!!!....... save a bit of money"

Sound advice indeed

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Do you still have an American accent?

only if i go back to thew states for a couple of weeks..... otherwise nope... gone!

Another illusion shattered: always imagined you sounded like James Earl Jones!

it's more like beckhams..honest "

You devil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever had shoved up your arse?

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever had shoved up your arse? "

I would have so told you but that came after the midnight deadline.... lol

sorry........ maybe next year!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever had shoved up your arse?

I would have so told you but that came after the midnight deadline.... lol

sorry........ maybe next year! "

Ah but I still think you owe me an answer as you failed on the marmalade one so badly

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