FabSwingers.com forum: Farting!

By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

Is it ever funny? Or always gross?

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

When is it ever not funny? Funerals possibly... that's all I can think of

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By *ilkenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Depends who does it my nan does and laughs as she is deaf and dosn't realise we can here and that can be funny as she really cackles at times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always funny

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By *eedsortingMan
over a year ago

Radley

I'm a bloke - therefore it is almost always funny. Maybe only a smile sometimes but always amusing. The more inappropriate the situaton the funnier it is. Theffect of a rancid fart in the middle of sexy time, I will admit, is a bit off putting but thinking about it still makes me laugh. Oh, how shallow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bottom is a perfume factory. I don’t do it. It’s always the dog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now cock farts they are the future

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By *eedsortingMan
over a year ago

Radley

Given the thread topic - probably the mopst appropriate user name to be responding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always get a laugh with a fart

Q x

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

I think they are hilarious

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

SBD’s aren’t...

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"My bottom is a perfume factory. I don’t do it. It’s always the dog."

When the dog does it, it's actually not funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"SBD’s aren’t...

you're not wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Given the thread topic - probably the mopst appropriate user name to be responding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've taught my kids it's hilarious. Now they fart freely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always funny!.... and even funnier when you start laughing or giggling and then more pop out cos you just can’t keep them in!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gross if you lift your leg on the left side when doing it

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

Always funny, even if it's gross.

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

Up on one cheek and hope it won’t make a noise!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Given the thread topic - probably the mopst appropriate user name to be responding.

Needsorting has nothing to do with farting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Given the thread topic - probably the mopst appropriate user name to be responding.

Needsorting has nothing to do with farting

I think he meant you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Given the thread topic - probably the mopst appropriate user name to be responding.

Needsorting has nothing to do with farting

I think he meant you."

I have no idea what link i have to a fart at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny farts are funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I farted with a new guy I’d be mortified, same with a fanny fart!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I farted with a new guy I’d be mortified, same with a fanny fart! "
id have just done a cockfart to even it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I farted with a new guy I’d be mortified, same with a fanny fart! id have just done a cockfart to even it up

I can see the veri now.

Nice bloke but his cock kept making noises!!

Treat him with respect ladies! Not many can a play a tune with their cocks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always, always funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I farted with a new guy I’d be mortified, same with a fanny fart! id have just done a cockfart to even it up

I can see the veri now.

Nice bloke but his cock kept making noises!!

Treat him with respect ladies! Not many can a play a tune with their cocks!

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I've taught my kids it's hilarious. Now they fart freely

I did that with my daughter but God she can fart it's never quiet

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By *r_BlueEyesMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I think they're hilarious

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By *ll 4 herCouple
over a year ago

Bury/Bolton

It's especially funny to leave one in a lift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's especially funny to leave one in a lift

Check out terrible terry tate office linebacker

You cant cut the cheese wereever you please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I farted with a new guy I’d be mortified, same with a fanny fart! "

Omg yes!.... if it happened on a first time!!.... just horrifying!... but foof fluffs are impossible to contain!... just no control!!

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill

Always hilarious especially if someone sneezes and farts at the same time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its best when u put in loads of effort pashing one out then squeeeek or bof

So unfulfilling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eeeekkkkk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When is it ever not funny? Funerals possibly... that's all I can think of "

Farting at a funeral that's the funniest of all

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By *harliebbwWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Try doing slimming world.... your always at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I farted with a new guy I’d be mortified, same with a fanny fart! "

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

I think it should be one of my compatibility questions. Anyone that doesn’t think they’re funny isn’t for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I like the farter it's funny, but if I don't I'd do a disgusted eye roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Generally funny

with the exception of SBD’s, not funny

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

The right place

"Generally funny

with the exception of SBD’s, not funny

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Ninja farts!

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By *eedsortingMan
over a year ago

Radley

"Given the thread topic - probably the mopst appropriate user name to be responding.

Needsorting has nothing to do with farting

I think he meant you.

I have no idea what link i have to a fart at all"

You've obviously never played or seen the game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually always funny.

I still laugh thinking about our first outing to the pub after having the kids. I was necking the vino like there was no tomorrow and must have forgot where I was, mistaking the swanky wine bar for our living room on a Saturday night. Mid-rant about Scottish Independence, I lifted an arse cheek and let rip the noisiest fart I have ever done in my life, put the arse cheek back down and continued ranting. Mr literally hit the ground laughing. I only realised what I had done when I clocked the horrified look on the face if the woman sat behind him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Given the thread topic - probably the mopst appropriate user name to be responding.

Needsorting has nothing to do with farting

I think he meant you.

I have no idea what link i have to a fart at all

You've obviously never played or seen the game

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am i missing out?

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Given the thread topic - probably the mopst appropriate user name to be responding.

Needsorting has nothing to do with farting

I think he meant you.

I have no idea what link i have to a fart at all

You've obviously never played or seen the game

am i missing out?"

Didn't your dad ever do the 'pull my finger' game with you?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Usually always funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my best fart moment...on the ward and a male staffnurse was coming round the corner..I was on my checks and I'd seen him approach...I came out from the wall suddenly...with the surprised fear he let out a wee fart...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Given the thread topic - probably the mopst appropriate user name to be responding.

Needsorting has nothing to do with farting

I think he meant you.

I have no idea what link i have to a fart at all

You've obviously never played or seen the game

am i missing out?

Didn't your dad ever do the 'pull my finger' game with you?

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nope just cup a fart

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

Farting is funny its just gross after Guinness

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By *illen5Man
over a year ago

Bath

One must always avoid such uncouth behaviour. Walk it out but dont let anyone catch you.

Parping on the job, except front bottom to be avoided at all costs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Given the thread topic - probably the mopst appropriate user name to be responding.

Needsorting has nothing to do with farting

I think he meant you.

I have no idea what link i have to a fart at all

You've obviously never played or seen the game

am i missing out?

Didn't your dad ever do the 'pull my finger' game with you?

nope just cup a fart"

Cup a poop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Given the thread topic - probably the mopst appropriate user name to be responding.

Needsorting has nothing to do with farting

I think he meant you.

I have no idea what link i have to a fart at all

You've obviously never played or seen the game

am i missing out?

Didn't your dad ever do the 'pull my finger' game with you?

nope just cup a fart

Cup a poop

wanna play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Given the thread topic - probably the mopst appropriate user name to be responding.

Needsorting has nothing to do with farting

I think he meant you.

I have no idea what link i have to a fart at all

You've obviously never played or seen the game

am i missing out?

Didn't your dad ever do the 'pull my finger' game with you?

nope just cup a fart

Cup a poop

wanna play

That's the best offer I've had all day , but no thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Given the thread topic - probably the mopst appropriate user name to be responding.

Needsorting has nothing to do with farting

I think he meant you.

I have no idea what link i have to a fart at all

You've obviously never played or seen the game

am i missing out?

Didn't your dad ever do the 'pull my finger' game with you?

nope just cup a fart

Cup a poop

wanna play

That's the best offer I've had all day , but no thanks

Ur gonna have to stop turning me down its becoming a habbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Given the thread topic - probably the mopst appropriate user name to be responding.

Needsorting has nothing to do with farting

I think he meant you.

I have no idea what link i have to a fart at all

You've obviously never played or seen the game

am i missing out?

Didn't your dad ever do the 'pull my finger' game with you?

nope just cup a fart

Cup a poop

wanna play

That's the best offer I've had all day , but no thanks

Ur gonna have to stop turning me down its becoming a habbit

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Given the thread topic - probably the mopst appropriate user name to be responding.

Needsorting has nothing to do with farting

I think he meant you.

I have no idea what link i have to a fart at all

You've obviously never played or seen the game

am i missing out?

Didn't your dad ever do the 'pull my finger' game with you?

nope just cup a fart

Cup a poop

wanna play

That's the best offer I've had all day , but no thanks

Ur gonna have to stop turning me down its becoming a habbit

Sorry

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

funny as, my nan was a bugger for waiting till you were in a busy supermarket then letting rip the noisiest smelliest farts ever then walking off and leaving whoever was with her to take the blame, shed always be hiding down an isle laughing her head off hehe funny times.

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