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"Well done. Think you need a reward from the police or something. " No no, honest, its ok, I didn't do it for the glory | |||
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"Move over Batman " Yes, I am somewhat of a hero aren't I | |||
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"So I was walking down the high street getting some dinner during my break at work. I didn't have any money on me so I went to the bank machine for some cash. While I was there, an elderly lady in front me withdraw a huge stack of money. Must have been the full £300 you are allowed from a cash machine. Anyway, I decided not to mug her and let her go on her way. Mugging averted I think that's my good deed done for the day" You did well sir; Indeed your sterling display of self restraint should serve as a beacon to us all | |||
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"You are soooo heading for a knighthood " ] I don't know about a knighthood, but you are more than welcome to come bash my bishop | |||
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"Move over Batman Yes, I am somewhat of a hero aren't I " Living proof not all heroes wear capes | |||
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"Move over Batman Yes, I am somewhat of a hero aren't I Living proof not all heroes wear capes " No no, I wear a cape. I believe no outfit is complete without a cape | |||
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"I think we should have a collection for you to the value of £300 for your heroic's " I'll send you my bank details | |||
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"So I was walking down the high street getting some dinner during my break at work. I didn't have any money on me so I went to the bank machine for some cash. While I was there, an elderly lady in front me withdraw a huge stack of money. Must have been the full £300 you are allowed from a cash machine. Anyway, I decided not to mug her and let her go on her way. Mugging averted I think that's my good deed done for the day" Classy a real good thing to make a joke out off. | |||
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"I think we should have a collection for you to the value of £300 for your heroic's I'll send you my bank details " excellent I'm friendly with this Nigerian Prince who loves investing my cash, you want in | |||
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"So I was walking down the high street getting some dinner during my break at work. I didn't have any money on me so I went to the bank machine for some cash. While I was there, an elderly lady in front me withdraw a huge stack of money. Must have been the full £300 you are allowed from a cash machine. Anyway, I decided not to mug her and let her go on her way. Mugging averted I think that's my good deed done for the day Classy a real good thing to make a joke out off. " I wondered how long it would be before the fun police turned up | |||
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"So I was walking down the high street getting some dinner during my break at work. I didn't have any money on me so I went to the bank machine for some cash. While I was there, an elderly lady in front me withdraw a huge stack of money. Must have been the full £300 you are allowed from a cash machine. Anyway, I decided not to mug her and let her go on her way. Mugging averted I think that's my good deed done for the day Classy a real good thing to make a joke out off. " K thanks | |||
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"So I was walking down the high street getting some dinner during my break at work. I didn't have any money on me so I went to the bank machine for some cash. While I was there, an elderly lady in front me withdraw a huge stack of money. Must have been the full £300 you are allowed from a cash machine. Anyway, I decided not to mug her and let her go on her way. Mugging averted I think that's my good deed done for the day Classy a real good thing to make a joke out off. I wondered how long it would be before the fun police turned up " I guess we are not allowed an opinion maybe you want to come round and chat to my neighbour she lost three teeth and a broken arm and collar bone after being mugged in February and is now to scared to go out. What words of wisdom shall I pass on to her from you prey tell? | |||
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"So I was walking down the high street getting some dinner during my break at work. I didn't have any money on me so I went to the bank machine for some cash. While I was there, an elderly lady in front me withdraw a huge stack of money. Must have been the full £300 you are allowed from a cash machine. Anyway, I decided not to mug her and let her go on her way. Mugging averted I think that's my good deed done for the day Classy a real good thing to make a joke out off. I wondered how long it would be before the fun police turned up I guess we are not allowed an opinion maybe you want to come round and chat to my neighbour she lost three teeth and a broken arm and collar bone after being mugged in February and is now to scared to go out. What words of wisdom shall I pass on to her from you prey tell? " Go for the crotch | |||
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"So I was walking down the high street getting some dinner during my break at work. I didn't have any money on me so I went to the bank machine for some cash. While I was there, an elderly lady in front me withdraw a huge stack of money. Must have been the full £300 you are allowed from a cash machine. Anyway, I decided not to mug her and let her go on her way. Mugging averted I think that's my good deed done for the day Classy a real good thing to make a joke out off. I wondered how long it would be before the fun police turned up I guess we are not allowed an opinion maybe you want to come round and chat to my neighbour she lost three teeth and a broken arm and collar bone after being mugged in February and is now to scared to go out. What words of wisdom shall I pass on to her from you prey tell? Go for the crotch" Classy guy but I guess some people will do anything for attention. | |||
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"So I was walking down the high street getting some dinner during my break at work. I didn't have any money on me so I went to the bank machine for some cash. While I was there, an elderly lady in front me withdraw a huge stack of money. Must have been the full £300 you are allowed from a cash machine. Anyway, I decided not to mug her and let her go on her way. Mugging averted I think that's my good deed done for the day Classy a real good thing to make a joke out off. I wondered how long it would be before the fun police turned up I guess we are not allowed an opinion maybe you want to come round and chat to my neighbour she lost three teeth and a broken arm and collar bone after being mugged in February and is now to scared to go out. What words of wisdom shall I pass on to her from you prey tell? Go for the crotch" () well that's one biscuit I'm not getting back | |||
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"So I was walking down the high street getting some dinner during my break at work. I didn't have any money on me so I went to the bank machine for some cash. While I was there, an elderly lady in front me withdraw a huge stack of money. Must have been the full £300 you are allowed from a cash machine. Anyway, I decided not to mug her and let her go on her way. Mugging averted I think that's my good deed done for the day Classy a real good thing to make a joke out off. I wondered how long it would be before the fun police turned up I guess we are not allowed an opinion maybe you want to come round and chat to my neighbour she lost three teeth and a broken arm and collar bone after being mugged in February and is now to scared to go out. What words of wisdom shall I pass on to her from you prey tell? Go for the crotch Classy guy but I guess some people will do anything for attention. " If you think I'm seeking attention, surely the best thing to do would be not give me attention | |||
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"Thank you OP. I was just getting some money out for some condoms. I saw you behind me, thought you were just eyeing me up because you fancied me. " No problem. If I knew you were getting condoms I would have stuck around | |||
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"Aww well done OP, that’s brilliant So proud of you. We need more people like you xxx" My sentiments too . Well done | |||
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"So I was walking down the high street getting some dinner during my break at work. I didn't have any money on me so I went to the bank machine for some cash. While I was there, an elderly lady in front me withdraw a huge stack of money. Must have been the full £300 you are allowed from a cash machine. Anyway, I decided not to mug her and let her go on her way. Mugging averted I think that's my good deed done for the day Classy a real good thing to make a joke out off. I wondered how long it would be before the fun police turned up I guess we are not allowed an opinion maybe you want to come round and chat to my neighbour she lost three teeth and a broken arm and collar bone after being mugged in February and is now to scared to go out. What words of wisdom shall I pass on to her from you prey tell? Go for the crotch Classy guy but I guess some people will do anything for attention. If you think I'm seeking attention, surely the best thing to do would be not give me attention" OP, As someone who has been mugged and it still scares me to walk alone at night, I was going to tell you to give him a new one for the obvious joke. But it kinda looks like you already have Well done OP for your bravery! | |||
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"So I was walking down the high street getting some dinner during my break at work. I didn't have any money on me so I went to the bank machine for some cash. While I was there, an elderly lady in front me withdraw a huge stack of money. Must have been the full £300 you are allowed from a cash machine. Anyway, I decided not to mug her and let her go on her way. Mugging averted I think that's my good deed done for the day" I always thought you're a good guy. | |||
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"I've been mugged but thankfully the bastard didn't get away with my sense of humour. Just the wallet. " | |||
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"Thank you OP. I was just getting some money out for some condoms. I saw you behind me, thought you were just eyeing me up because you fancied me. No problem. If I knew you were getting condoms I would have stuck around " I still have a couple left.... | |||
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"Thank you OP. I was just getting some money out for some condoms. I saw you behind me, thought you were just eyeing me up because you fancied me. No problem. If I knew you were getting condoms I would have stuck around I still have a couple left...." I will see you soon | |||
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