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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm offering out legitimate reasons for moaning threads.

So if anyone wants to arrange a meet with me this weekend, let me know and I won't turn up.

Want a fancy a fuck message or a cock shot? Let me know

My profile is also terrible so you are more than welcome to moan about that.

Let me know

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I'd like to moan about this wind.

I've been farting past myself.

Blaming the dry roast peanuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You Sir are a gent. However I have crafted a profile shite enough to act as a deterrent to most. The few who do slip the net are truly amazing, however they live too far away from me.

I only have myself to blame.

Can I blame you for my lack of fabs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You Sir are a gent. However I have crafted a profile shite enough to act as a deterrent to most. The few who do slip the net are truly amazing, however they live too far away from me.

I only have myself to blame.

Can I blame you for my lack of fabs?"

Blame me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Price of petrol.

Price of my insurance.

Cuts in benefits to disabled and elderly citizens.

My cat leaving a half eaten mouse on my chest this morning for me to wake up too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You Sir are a gent. However I have crafted a profile shite enough to act as a deterrent to most. The few who do slip the net are truly amazing, however they live too far away from me.

I only have myself to blame.

Can I blame you for my lack of fabs?"

Please do, I've never fabbed your pics so I am partly to blame

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Can you alter your age range so the upper limit is 59 please. I would like to complain that we are just outside of it and you youngsters don't know what you're missing.

I thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm offering out legitimate reasons for moaning threads.

So if anyone wants to arrange a meet with me this weekend, let me know and I won't turn up.

Want a fancy a fuck message or a cock shot? Let me know

My profile is also terrible so you are more than welcome to moan about that.

Let me know"

Would you mind terribly sending me constant messages telling me about all of your problems but neglect to ask how I am doing? Cheers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bloody leak in my roof!! I’m getting pis*d off trying to locate and fix it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You Sir are a gent. However I have crafted a profile shite enough to act as a deterrent to most. The few who do slip the net are truly amazing, however they live too far away from me.

I only have myself to blame.

Can I blame you for my lack of fabs?

Blame me"

For having better pics and being hotter than me, consider yourself blamed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm offering out legitimate reasons for moaning threads.

So if anyone wants to arrange a meet with me this weekend, let me know and I won't turn up.

Want a fancy a fuck message or a cock shot? Let me know

My profile is also terrible so you are more than welcome to moan about that.

Let me know

Would you mind terribly sending me constant messages telling me about all of your problems but neglect to ask how I am doing? Cheers! "

I would I'm too depressed and sad and stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to moan that you won't touch my norks any more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm offering out legitimate reasons for moaning threads.

So if anyone wants to arrange a meet with me this weekend, let me know and I won't turn up.

Want a fancy a fuck message or a cock shot? Let me know

My profile is also terrible so you are more than welcome to moan about that.

Let me know

Would you mind terribly sending me constant messages telling me about all of your problems but neglect to ask how I am doing? Cheers!

I would I'm too depressed and sad and stuff"

Ok, I’ll moan about being neglected from being moaned at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to moan that you won't touch my norks any more "

Is a nork a rare breed of feathered terrapin?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to moan that you won't touch my norks any more "

I know, you havent let it go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to moan that you won't touch my norks any more

I know, you havent let it go!"

Maybe u should go find a glorio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to moan that you won't touch my norks any more

I know, you havent let it go!"

I'll be getting my pins and the wee voodoo doll out again soon if you're not careful

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to moan that you won't touch my norks any more

I know, you havent let it go!

Maybe u should go find a glorio"

Never did find one. This is site is no help

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to moan that you won't touch my norks any more

I know, you havent let it go!

I'll be getting my pins and the wee voodoo doll out again soon if you're not careful "

You don't have the guts!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

The weather

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

I won’t to moan about lots of things, but can I just moan about bad drivers

There are sooooooo many of them

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

My plumber should have turned up at 1300 ......

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"My plumber should have turned up at 1300 ...... "

That's nowt my roofer should have turned up two weeks ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to moan that you won't touch my norks any more

I know, you havent let it go!

I'll be getting my pins and the wee voodoo doll out again soon if you're not careful

You don't have the guts! "

Haha you're still my screensaver

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"My plumber should have turned up at 1300 ......

That's nowt my roofer should have turned up two weeks ago."

You win.

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

I’ve just stubbed my toe....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im tired.. ratty. Ive not had a day off in 16 days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Price of petrol.

Price of my insurance.

Cuts in benefits to disabled and elderly citizens.

My cat leaving a half eaten mouse on my chest this morning for me to wake up too "

Your cat lovesssss you. Nice little present, i always got upset when my mum used to chase the cat out for bringing mice in. Poor cat didn't know what was going on, he thought she would love it! Breaks my heart

It's a genuine gesture of good will. Just like when crows and other feathered animals leave trinkets and other shiny things at the bird feeds in the garden as a thank you!

It's the thought that counts!

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

Life is good...

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"I'm offering out legitimate reasons for moaning threads.

So if anyone wants to arrange a meet with me this weekend, let me know and I won't turn up.

Want a fancy a fuck message or a cock shot? Let me know

My profile is also terrible so you are more than welcome to moan about that.

Let me know"

I would like a half eaten jaffa cake with all the above please. How much will that be kind sir?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm offering out legitimate reasons for moaning threads.

So if anyone wants to arrange a meet with me this weekend, let me know and I won't turn up.

Want a fancy a fuck message or a cock shot? Let me know

My profile is also terrible so you are more than welcome to moan about that.

Let me know

I would like a half eaten jaffa cake with all the above please. How much will that be kind sir? "

It's on the house my good man

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk


"I'm offering out legitimate reasons for moaning threads.

So if anyone wants to arrange a meet with me this weekend, let me know and I won't turn up.

Want a fancy a fuck message or a cock shot? Let me know

My profile is also terrible so you are more than welcome to moan about that.

Let me know"

Just the one thing really....

Work !

Some complete and utter fuckwits who don’t have the first clue on how to run a department successfully and efficiently, that is all

Ty J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a pic of your sphincter to moan about.

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