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Christmas swingers sayings

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By *uby In Stockings OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheadle

1) Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist

2) Smother butter all over the breast

3) If I don't undo my trousers I'll burst

4) It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

5) Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go

6) Do you think you'll be able to handle all those people?

7) I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time

8) You still have a little bit on your chin darling

9) You know it's ready when it pops up

10) I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning

any more????????

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Oh go on then. Just a small one

Make mine a double

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By *uby In Stockings OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheadle

with ice and a slice????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This time last week that bird was gobbling!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottoms up xx

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By *o DaddyMan
over a year ago

Worcestershire

1/would you like another?.

2/go on,its only a small portion!,it wont harm you.

3/same again?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the season for excess, everyone is at it.

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

Oh I do prefer a mature cock rather than a hen

where did you find that brandy butter?

I like a bit of breast as well as the parsons nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What toy have you got in your cracker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ho - Ho - Ho

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

new years eve, swapping partners on the stroke of midnight. you know the old saying, out with the old and in with the new

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