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Who's the master of lowering the tone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Awards for the biggest drop in tone in a post. Aim high then swing lowwww For example...

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I was thinking about the impact humans have on the ecosystem. Then she asked me to pay attention to her as I'd gone floppy in her mouth

Warning! This thread has strong potential to be completely fucking outrageous. So please suit up in thick skin before reading on and take it all as a bit of fun

What makes me think I'm gonna regret this? Haha

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I'll start low. I'm going for a shower...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No i dont want another ban

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No i dont want another ban"

Haha We've all been there dude. We have... haven't we?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the tone was any lower, it could give me a blow job while it was down there.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

The best organisation I ever worked in had a rule that you call out the word "smash" whenever someone made an accidental sexual innuendo in a presentation. I tell you that you've never seen meetings so productive or people listening to attentively to presentations.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The best organisation I ever worked in had a rule that you call out the word "smash" whenever someone made an accidental sexual innuendo in a presentation. I tell you that you've never seen meetings so productive or people listening to attentively to presentations. "

And this week's projections show a sharp incline, firming up, before slipping into a more rewarding back and forth within our customer base

phwoar!!

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"The best organisation I ever worked in had a rule that you call out the word "smash" whenever someone made an accidental sexual innuendo in a presentation. I tell you that you've never seen meetings so productive or people listening to attentively to presentations.

And this week's projections show a sharp incline, firming up, before slipping into a more rewarding back and forth within our customer base

phwoar!! "

It was genius. A bit like "That's what she said" but we did it long before they did.

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

I had a first meet with a woman in London, who I travelled down on the train to see for the weekend.

We hit it off very well in person but one thing confused her. She asked why I had so much stuff in my bag for only a couple of nights away.

I produced an array of toys I had taken with me which had her eyes filling with wonder and excitement.

As I got to the bottom of my bag, I pulled out a pair of jeans. She questioned why I needed a spare pair of jeans on a short visit.

After prefacing with a disclaimer that this had never actually happened, I explained that I had them in case I shit myself. I laboured my point by detailing that it was all very well having extra underwear but if the trousers were affected too, how could I clean them and put them back on whilst on a train.

Yes we did see each other again and continued to for about six months.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it ok if i shit on your left ear while i rub spunk in the right?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

One forumite sticks out like a sore thumb, every time ... mouth like a lose cannon .... posts never fail to amaze me

But I’m used to it now so I just ignore

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Awards for the biggest drop in tone in a post. Aim high then swing lowwww For example...

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I was thinking about the impact humans have on the ecosystem. Then she asked me to pay attention to her as I'd gone floppy in her mouth

Warning! This thread has strong potential to be completely fucking outrageous. So please suit up in thick skin before reading on and take it all as a bit of fun

What makes me think I'm gonna regret this? Haha "

I think you’ve just won this award with your comment on my Queen thread !

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been known to lower the tone occasionally

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"One forumite sticks out like a sore thumb, every time ... mouth like a lose cannon .... posts never fail to amaze me

But I’m used to it now so I just ignore "

Can't be me then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One forumite sticks out like a sore thumb, every time ... mouth like a lose cannon .... posts never fail to amaze me

But I’m used to it now so I just ignore "

I don't know who you're referring to but I must say I'm in awe of Atropos. The undoubted queen of tone lowering But she knows it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One forumite sticks out like a sore thumb, every time ... mouth like a lose cannon .... posts never fail to amaze me

But I’m used to it now so I just ignore

I don't know who you're referring to but I must say I'm in awe of Atropos. The undoubted queen of tone lowering But she knows it "

Ay, that I do!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Awards for the biggest drop in tone in a post. Aim high then swing lowwww For example...

.

I was thinking about the impact humans have on the ecosystem. Then she asked me to pay attention to her as I'd gone floppy in her mouth

Warning! This thread has strong potential to be completely fucking outrageous. So please suit up in thick skin before reading on and take it all as a bit of fun

What makes me think I'm gonna regret this? Haha

I think you’ve just won this award with your comment on my Queen thread ! "

Haha I was gonna say that on your thread. What can I say? It was just the right thread at the right time

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"No i dont want another ban

Haha We've all been there dude. We have... haven't we?

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Yea we have. I'll just watch as i can't afford a ban right now

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"One forumite sticks out like a sore thumb, every time ... mouth like a lose cannon .... posts never fail to amaze me

But I’m used to it now so I just ignore

Can't be me then "

Noooo

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London


"One forumite sticks out like a sore thumb, every time ... mouth like a lose cannon .... posts never fail to amaze me

But I’m used to it now so I just ignore

Can't be me then

Noooo "

Rumbled again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, but the tone in this place is already in the gutter.

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