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"Rolling pin." Batter it like a snitzel so it looks longer? | |||
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"Rolling pin. Batter it like a snitzel so it looks longer? " Then shove it up your stink hole. | |||
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"No idea op but dont forget to start from the arsehole" I think he’s gone unlos. | |||
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"Toblerone is a popular one. They do the big ones now xmas is coming up. Or if need be they do the mini ones in the fun bags. " Mini anything.... like it | |||
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"Rolling pin. Batter it like a snitzel so it looks longer? Then shove it up your stink hole. Wouln't be the first time I've been invited to go fuck myself " Nor me. When will they realise I'd much rather do that anyway than have sex with someone I wouldn't want to share my oxygen with let alone my body. | |||
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"Rolling pin. Batter it like a snitzel so it looks longer? Then shove it up your stink hole. Wouln't be the first time I've been invited to go fuck myself Nor me. When will they realise I'd much rather do that anyway than have sex with someone I wouldn't want to share my oxygen with let alone my body." | |||
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"No idea op but dont forget to start from the arsehole I think he’s gone unlos." You've finally made me laugh! Well played. | |||
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"I feel as a man I'm letting the side down by not comparing my cock to common household item. What should I use to entice the laydees? " A glade room spray. They'll know the room smells lush as they look at the photo then. Two birds, one stone. You can thank me later | |||
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"I love to compare it to a tic tac Lucky ladies " At least they get a fresh breath hun | |||
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"I love to compare it to a tic tac Lucky ladies At least they get a fresh breath hun " You're too clever for your own good sometimes | |||
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"Small hand is a good one." You have those lying about your home? | |||
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"Approved " I'm chuckling | |||
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"Approved U been in the minifridge again" That's a one litre bottle. Fablitres. | |||
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"That doesn’t look like a strawberry lace " I don't have any. Shoelace any good? | |||
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"That doesn’t look like a strawberry lace I don't have any. Shoelace any good?" Does it taste of strawberries? | |||
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"That doesn’t look like a strawberry lace I don't have any. Shoelace any good? Does it taste of strawberries?" Oh I see where you are going with this | |||
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"Toblerone is a popular one. They do the big ones now xmas is coming up. Or if need be they do the mini ones in the fun bags. " I can use a big one If I eat half first lol | |||
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"That doesn’t look like a strawberry lace I don't have any. Shoelace any good? Does it taste of strawberries? Oh I see where you are going with this " Eat your shoelace | |||
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"That doesn’t look like a strawberry lace I don't have any. Shoelace any good? Does it taste of strawberries?" Use one of those flavoured condoms to make your shoelaces taste better. (a phrase I would never have imagined writing) | |||
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"That doesn’t look like a strawberry lace I don't have any. Shoelace any good? Does it taste of strawberries? Oh I see where you are going with this Eat your shoelace " *slams front door* Brummmmmmmm screech *handbrake turns into Tesco* One packet of your finest strawberry laces please shopkeeper. Extra long please | |||
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"That doesn’t look like a strawberry lace I don't have any. Shoelace any good? Does it taste of strawberries? Oh I see where you are going with this Eat your shoelace *slams front door* Brummmmmmmm screech *handbrake turns into Tesco* One packet of your finest strawberry laces please shopkeeper. Extra long please " Why would you want extralong ones? Wouldn’t you use the same logic you used when using that ‘huge’ bottle? | |||
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"That doesn’t look like a strawberry lace I don't have any. Shoelace any good? Does it taste of strawberries? Oh I see where you are going with this Eat your shoelace *slams front door* Brummmmmmmm screech *handbrake turns into Tesco* One packet of your finest strawberry laces please shopkeeper. Extra long please Why would you want extralong ones? Wouldn’t you use the same logic you used when using that ‘huge’ bottle? " As I'm wrapping it round, it will take you longer to eat them | |||
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"That doesn’t look like a strawberry lace I don't have any. Shoelace any good? Does it taste of strawberries? Oh I see where you are going with this Eat your shoelace *slams front door* Brummmmmmmm screech *handbrake turns into Tesco* One packet of your finest strawberry laces please shopkeeper. Extra long please Why would you want extralong ones? Wouldn’t you use the same logic you used when using that ‘huge’ bottle? As I'm wrapping it round, it will take you longer to eat them " oooooooooooooooo | |||
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"Bars of soap....gives a good sign " Shows you're clean and hung | |||
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"That doesn’t look like a strawberry lace I don't have any. Shoelace any good? Does it taste of strawberries? Oh I see where you are going with this Eat your shoelace *slams front door* Brummmmmmmm screech *handbrake turns into Tesco* One packet of your finest strawberry laces please shopkeeper. Extra long please Why would you want extralong ones? Wouldn’t you use the same logic you used when using that ‘huge’ bottle? As I'm wrapping it round, it will take you longer to eat them oooooooooooooooo " See, not as daft as I make out | |||
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"That doesn’t look like a strawberry lace I don't have any. Shoelace any good? Does it taste of strawberries? Oh I see where you are going with this Eat your shoelace *slams front door* Brummmmmmmm screech *handbrake turns into Tesco* One packet of your finest strawberry laces please shopkeeper. Extra long please Why would you want extralong ones? Wouldn’t you use the same logic you used when using that ‘huge’ bottle? As I'm wrapping it round, it will take you longer to eat them oooooooooooooooo See, not as daft as I make out " I’m sorry for ever doubting you | |||
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"I feel as a man I'm letting the side down by not comparing my cock to common household item. What should I use to entice the laydees? " Not having a cock pic as an avatar is a good place to start. | |||
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"I feel as a man I'm letting the side down by not comparing my cock to common household item. What should I use to entice the laydees? Not having a cock pic as an avatar is a good place to start." This is irony, not an actual real question. I'll bear your tip in mind, however I've had 27 profile views since changing my pic Some were women too! | |||
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"I feel as a man I'm letting the side down by not comparing my cock to common household item. What should I use to entice the laydees? Not having a cock pic as an avatar is a good place to start. This is irony, not an actual real question. I'll bear your tip in mind, however I've had 27 profile views since changing my pic Some were women too!" Proud of you papa | |||
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"I feel as a man I'm letting the side down by not comparing my cock to common household item. What should I use to entice the laydees? Not having a cock pic as an avatar is a good place to start. This is irony, not an actual real question. I'll bear your tip in mind, however I've had 27 profile views since changing my pic Some were women too! Proud of you papa" | |||
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