FabSwingers.com forum: If only it was that easy.....

By *ettyboop61 OP Woman
over a year ago

St Neots

Just a joke to lift spirits

Alien couple came down to earth and went to a swingers party. They swap partners and go to respective bedrooms. the alien man takes his clothes off revealing a one inch penis. The woman says, "I'm not impressed"... The alien then twists his right ear and his penis grows to ten inches. "Now i'm impressed" says the woman... The alien then twists his left ear and his penis becomes two inches thick and he gives the woman the best seeing too she has ever had. She meets up with her husband later and asks how was it for you...? Her hubby said, "Crap all she did was keep twisting my frigging ears

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over a year ago

By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Haha

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over a year ago