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Things they need to invent !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A toaster that goes ‘TA - DAAA!’ when the toast pops up !

A hamster wheel that plays ‘You spin me right round’ by Dead or Alive whenever the hamster uses it.

An oven that rings you at work to tell you that ‘Yes, you did switch me off !’

A smoke alarm that shouts ‘IS IT BURNT TOAST AGAIN ?’ when it goes off.

What inventions would you like to see ?!

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

A toilet seat that shouts "I'm suppose to be left up" when anyone trys to put it down.

Pants that turn brown when they are dirty... what? You already have some

Glasses that filter out the red and ambre markers on food packaging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A daddy long legs repellent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/LRq_SAuQDec

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since young,well younger then I am now. IV always thought about inventing a back tickling mechanism!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"https://youtu.be/LRq_SAuQDec

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https://youtu.be/vLm6oTCFcxQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Replicators: save having to cook after a long day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick wipes a small packet of flavourless, wet wipes for pre oral hygiene.

They squirm if you use alcohol mini wipes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A device that emits a cheer when a politician tells the truth (it's not going to go off very often).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"https://youtu.be/LRq_SAuQDec

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Good one, I'd forgotten this.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An accurate measuring instrument for men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A personal weather machine so you can send thunder heavy rain and lightning to people you don't like.

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By *heRealMrSBMan
over a year ago

Warrington


"An accurate measuring instrument for men "

Sky remote seems to be the go to..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A clone I can send to do the stuff I can't be bothered with, while I Fab my life away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the the fact that phones flash, beep and vibrate when the battery is running flat to be counter productive. When its near the end of its charge, thats when it should conserve power.

So I want to make an app that makes your phone beep every 30 seconds while the battery life is between 100% and 20%, so when the beeping stops, you know its ready for its charge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pedel activated toilet seat and lid

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"An accurate measuring instrument for men "

Or whenever men put a false cock measurement on there Fab profile the word ‘BULLSHIT !’ pops up till they put the correct measurement in !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A device that emits a cheer when a politician tells the truth (it's not going to go off very often)."

Or if they haven’t answered the question, an app on there phone starts giving delicate information about there private life !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the the fact that phones flash, beep and vibrate when the battery is running flat to be counter productive. When its near the end of its charge, thats when it should conserve power.

So I want to make an app that makes your phone beep every 30 seconds while the battery life is between 100% and 20%, so when the beeping stops, you know its ready for its charge"

Don't anyone give this guy a business loan and access to a factory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bed that wraps big, flumpy, duvet arms around you when you get in it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

An App to tell you if a women fancies you or not. So when you’re out and about, you point your mobile at her and it either says ‘You’re Wanking tonight, buddy !’ or ‘Tonight’s your night bro, tonight is your night bro.. !’

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

Road workers that actually worked rather than stood around doing nothing .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Odourless Rohypnol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Odourless Rohypnol..."

I shouldn't laugh.

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

All tv shows should come with a code that denotes what type they are. Soaps, documentaries, reality, talent barrel scraping, quiz shows etc.

You could then programme your tv/cable/sattelite provider to block whichever ones you don't want to ever see. As your skip through the channels, you come across one of your blocked tv types and you don't even see a listing or any footage of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cure to cancer

Terraforming of planets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the the fact that phones flash, beep and vibrate when the battery is running flat to be counter productive. When its near the end of its charge, thats when it should conserve power.

So I want to make an app that makes your phone beep every 30 seconds while the battery life is between 100% and 20%, so when the beeping stops, you know its ready for its charge

Don't anyone give this guy a business loan and access to a factory "

Nice try, but I've already copyrighted the idea and sent my proposal to Apple and Samsung

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An accurate measuring instrument for men "

One that lies constantly

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