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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Where's the passion gone, where's the acknowledgement, respect and attention I deserve, don't any of you know who I am.

When I post threads I want you lot to read them intently and answer accordingly with gusto, I shouldn't have to post a message like this but things round here have changed and I don't fucking like change. Take this thread as my first and only warning, things have been slacking on here and order needs to be restored.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's the passion gone, where's the acknowledgement, respect and attention I deserve, don't any of you know who I am.

When I post threads I want you lot to read them intently and answer accordingly with gusto, I shouldn't have to post a message like this but things round here have changed and I don't fucking like change. Take this thread as my first and only warning, things have been slacking on here and order needs to be restored. "

Hahaha that's funny

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Tl;dr

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Keep the noise down ! It’s late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sounds like you need to go for a shit clam

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Fancy a fuck?x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You left us to our own devices, what do you expect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass the tissues

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"sounds like you need to go for a shit clam "

Clam, fucking hell thats an old one, that was my first ever username!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I did notice this.

Maybe it's because you have mellowed

Kick off a bit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sounds like you need to go for a shit clam

Clam, fucking hell thats an old one, that was my first ever username!"

Well that's one way to grab my attention, some serious pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's the passion gone, where's the acknowledgement, respect and attention I deserve, don't any of you know who I am.

When I post threads I want you lot to read them intently and answer accordingly with gusto, I shouldn't have to post a message like this but things round here have changed and I don't fucking like change. Take this thread as my first and only warning, things have been slacking on here and order needs to be restored. "

Shush

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

Who are you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im quite impressed you only hid your profile instead of bailing and rejoining like you usually do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are you in a bad mood mood coz you got banned from the farmers arms again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can give lots of gusto, and order will return. Anything else?

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Oi! Have you asked that bloke at work out yet or what?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im quite impressed you only hid your profile instead of bailing and rejoining like you usually do "

I hide my profile when I'm not online, I make it available when I'm actively posting on the forum so those I'm conversing with can see who they're conversing with and view with adoration.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not a toy you can pick up be entertained by when you get bored of whatever it is that’s been holding your attention while I’ve been lying here desperately needing your attention to make my life worthwhile.

If you reply to my usually heart felt and well thought out replies to your formerly regular, thought evoking and occasionally amusing threads then yes... I’ll pander to your needs.

Otherwise I’ll just continue staring at your tits in stealth mode.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im quite impressed you only hid your profile instead of bailing and rejoining like you usually do "

She loves getting them digs in.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Any more shoulder massage action to report?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im quite impressed you only hid your profile instead of bailing and rejoining like you usually do

I hide my profile when I'm not online, I make it available when I'm actively posting on the forum so those I'm conversing with can see who they're conversing with and view with adoration.

Wish I could msg to ensure you're ok, Annie are you ok "

Smooth criminal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m not a toy you can pick up be entertained by when you get bored of whatever it is that’s been holding your attention while I’ve been lying here desperately needing your attention to make my life worthwhile.

If you reply to my usually heart felt and well thought out replies to your formerly regular, thought evoking and occasionally amusing threads then yes... I’ll pander to your needs.

Otherwise I’ll just continue staring at your tits in stealth mode.

"

But things feel different good chin don't you agree?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to get some kip here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m not a toy you can pick up be entertained by when you get bored of whatever it is that’s been holding your attention while I’ve been lying here desperately needing your attention to make my life worthwhile.

If you reply to my usually heart felt and well thought out replies to your formerly regular, thought evoking and occasionally amusing threads then yes... I’ll pander to your needs.

Otherwise I’ll just continue staring at your tits in stealth mode.

But things feel different good chin don't you agree? "

I do.

There’s been a disturbance in the force hot tits.

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oi! Have you asked that bloke at work out yet or what?! "

Nope and I can't, just going to see how things are when we're away from work, think that's the most appropriate way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi! Have you asked that bloke at work out yet or what?!

Nope and I can't, just going to see how things are when we're away from work, think that's the most appropriate way. "

Seeside will lose his cherry before then.

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts


"Where's the passion gone, where's the acknowledgement, respect and attention I deserve, don't any of you know who I am.

When I post threads I want you lot to read them intently and answer accordingly with gusto, I shouldn't have to post a message like this but things round here have changed and I don't fucking like change. Take this thread as my first and only warning, things have been slacking on here and order needs to be restored. "

Would a firm fast and severe fingerblasting help? With of without lubricant?

xxx

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Kiss my arse, OP

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

* or sorry

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"Where's the passion gone, where's the acknowledgement, respect and attention I deserve, don't any of you know who I am.

When I post threads I want you lot to read them intently and answer accordingly with gusto, I shouldn't have to post a message like this but things round here have changed and I don't fucking like change. Take this thread as my first and only warning, things have been slacking on here and order needs to be restored. "

Its a bit of a two way street. Stick another new pic up on your profile, and I will crawl naked over broken glass to suck the last cock that fucked you.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Im quite impressed you only hid your profile instead of bailing and rejoining like you usually do

I hide my profile when I'm not online, I make it available when I'm actively posting on the forum so those I'm conversing with can see who they're conversing with and view with adoration. "

What if I only view with a teensy bit of adoration - but with a generous soupçon of fondness - will that suffice?

Wouldn’t want to be found lacking but - yanow - I’m slightly more drawn to hot guys with willies!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oi! Have you asked that bloke at work out yet or what?!

Nope and I can't, just going to see how things are when we're away from work, think that's the most appropriate way.

Seeside will lose his cherry before then."

, 6 weeks, if I don't get a smooch, or any kind of direct communication that there's romantic interest when we're both in a relaxed environment away from the workplace, then I'm gonna have to admit defeat, and then I'm gonna need you fuckers cos I'll be mega bummed, so this is prenotice that I may need assistance further down the line.

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands


"Im quite impressed you only hid your profile instead of bailing and rejoining like you usually do

I hide my profile when I'm not online, I make it available when I'm actively posting on the forum so those I'm conversing with can see who they're conversing with and view with adoration. "

I can never tell whether you're joking or are actually that arrogant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im quite impressed you only hid your profile instead of bailing and rejoining like you usually do

She loves getting them digs in."

Well she needs to realise when shes not here people forget

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im quite impressed you only hid your profile instead of bailing and rejoining like you usually do

She loves getting them digs in.

Well she needs to realise when shes not here people forget "

We never forget you, you’re always here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im quite impressed you only hid your profile instead of bailing and rejoining like you usually do

She loves getting them digs in."

Hey. At least she's consistent

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Going to bed now but bumping this in the morning so the day brigade are up to speed.

People need to be aware and heed this notice or you will know my name is the lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Implementation of penalties may work.

Or rewards - depending on whether you've more carrots or sticks in mind and to hand.

If in doubt, threatening to leave always leaves others in tears, sobbing as they realise the errors of their ways and worried over imminent losses. Always.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Implementation of penalties may work.

Or rewards - depending on whether you've more carrots or sticks in mind and to hand.

If in doubt, threatening to leave always leaves others in tears, sobbing as they realise the errors of their ways and worried over imminent losses. Always. "

I'd never threaten to leave, when I've left it's always been in a temper and is pretty quick. Just want some more comradery Soph, feels like it's lacking of late.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Implementation of penalties may work.

Or rewards - depending on whether you've more carrots or sticks in mind and to hand.

If in doubt, threatening to leave always leaves others in tears, sobbing as they realise the errors of their ways and worried over imminent losses. Always.

I'd never threaten to leave, when I've left it's always been in a temper and is pretty quick. Just want some more comradery Soph, feels like it's lacking of late. "

I was going to ask your expert opinion on some willies, but you weren't around.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Where's the passion gone, where's the acknowledgement, respect and attention I deserve, don't any of you know who I am.

When I post threads I want you lot to read them intently and answer accordingly with gusto, I shouldn't have to post a message like this but things round here have changed and I don't fucking like change. Take this thread as my first and only warning, things have been slacking on here and order needs to be restored. "

Hear hear you fucking tell em teabags

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Going to bed now but bumping this in the morning so the day brigade are up to speed.

People need to be aware and heed this notice or you will know my name is the lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. "

Them last 2 lines are interesting. Upbringing maybe ?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Going to bed now but bumping this in the morning so the day brigade are up to speed.

People need to be aware and heed this notice or you will know my name is the lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

Them last 2 lines are interesting. Upbringing maybe ?"

Vengeance is mine sayeth the Lord!!

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

You OK hun?

*hugs*

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Going to bed now but bumping this in the morning so the day brigade are up to speed.

People need to be aware and heed this notice or you will know my name is the lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

Them last 2 lines are interesting. Upbringing maybe ?

Vengeance is mine sayeth the Lord!!"

And the meek will inherit the earth but cross bladey and he will rip off of you head and pisses downef you neckes

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By *m389Man
over a year ago

Bromley

I'm very confused.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York


"Oi! Have you asked that bloke at work out yet or what?!

Nope and I can't, just going to see how things are when we're away from work, think that's the most appropriate way. "

audentes Fortuna iuvat Miss Wilkes

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Oi! Have you asked that bloke at work out yet or what?!

Nope and I can't, just going to see how things are when we're away from work, think that's the most appropriate way.

Seeside will lose his cherry before then."

I was thinking about yesterday when I saw his thread,I hope he has.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im quite impressed you only hid your profile instead of bailing and rejoining like you usually do "

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Oi! Have you asked that bloke at work out yet or what?!

Nope and I can't, just going to see how things are when we're away from work, think that's the most appropriate way.

Seeside will lose his cherry before then.

I was thinking about yesterday when I saw his thread,I hope he has."

*him

and I hope he's falling madly in love and we see little baby Seesides.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Here here Mrs!

I totally agree.

In fact I've stopped starting threads through the lack of interest

Good luck with this one though xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im quite impressed you only hid your profile instead of bailing and rejoining like you usually do

"

Why do you think that comment is so amusing? It's full of inaccuracies. I never bail, I delete profiles either in temper or when they reach a year old because I never used to like looking like I've been here years, now I don't care.

Also I hide my profile when I'm not online, there's many others that do the same.

Is the comment still amusing or is it just because you like to agree with anyone that has a dig at me. I strongly refute any claim that I would 'bail' and believe that my time here confirms that I'm one of the most argumentative cunts on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well there is something I am sure that would assist with your frustration maybe you need to get on top of it....then ride it like you need to break it!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, I'd shag ya - but I wouldnt enjoy it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think I am sexually frustrated, I haven't had sex since 13th of January this year and no sexual contact apart from the incident in April where I got tonsillitis from deep throating a giant penis.

I'm erotically charged.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I think I am sexually frustrated, I haven't had sex since 13th of January this year and no sexual contact apart from the incident in April where I got tonsillitis from deep throating a giant penis.

I'm erotically charged. "

Waves

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I think I am sexually frustrated, I haven't had sex since 13th of January this year and no sexual contact apart from the incident in April where I got tonsillitis from deep throating a giant penis.

I'm erotically charged. "

You need to get back on the horse then woman,you can't wait til December for your xmas do. Blow some cobwebs away.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I think I am sexually frustrated, I haven't had sex since 13th of January this year and no sexual contact apart from the incident in April where I got tonsillitis from deep throating a giant penis.

I'm erotically charged.

Waves "

Question is what ya waving?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ve got yourself some attention now petal. I don’t have any real friends either

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Crikey that really came across as a really angry thread

Hope everything has calmed down now

Just breath

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I think I am sexually frustrated, I haven't had sex since 13th of January this year and no sexual contact apart from the incident in April where I got tonsillitis from deep throating a giant penis.

I'm erotically charged.

Waves

Question is what ya waving?"

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

I thought Thursday was rant day... oh wait carry on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I am sexually frustrated, I haven't had sex since 13th of January this year and no sexual contact apart from the incident in April where I got tonsillitis from deep throating a giant penis.

I'm erotically charged.

You need to get back on the horse then woman,you can't wait til December for your xmas do. Blow some cobwebs away."

You'll understand where I'm coming from, you know when you just can't be arsed, between us we could have a different guy for every night of the week but I don't want an emotionless bunk up for the sake of it. I've waited months, another 5 and a bit weeks won't hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it possible to find love on here ???

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Where's the passion gone, where's the acknowledgement, respect and attention I deserve, don't any of you know who I am.

When I post threads I want you lot to read them intently and answer accordingly with gusto, I shouldn't have to post a message like this but things round here have changed and I don't fucking like change. Take this thread as my first and only warning, things have been slacking on here and order needs to be restored. "

Hey I nominated you for the fab women calendar. The only one from what I remember.

I'm happy to pay Postage and Packaging.

I don't use a calendar but would in this case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it possible to find love on here ??? "

Yes it is petal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it possible to find love on here ???

Yes it is petal."

If i only had a heart

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Is it possible to find love on here ??? "

Yes it is.

I love wanking over some of the ladies pics.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"Where's the passion gone, where's the acknowledgement, respect and attention I deserve, don't any of you know who I am.

When I post threads I want you lot to read them intently and answer accordingly with gusto, I shouldn't have to post a message like this but things round here have changed and I don't fucking like change. Take this thread as my first and only warning, things have been slacking on here and order needs to be restored. "

Yes Miss. Sorry Miss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's the passion gone, where's the acknowledgement, respect and attention I deserve, don't any of you know who I am.

When I post threads I want you lot to read them intently and answer accordingly with gusto, I shouldn't have to post a message like this but things round here have changed and I don't fucking like change. Take this thread as my first and only warning, things have been slacking on here and order needs to be restored. "

Whatevs.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I think I am sexually frustrated, I haven't had sex since 13th of January this year and no sexual contact apart from the incident in April where I got tonsillitis from deep throating a giant penis.

I'm erotically charged.

You need to get back on the horse then woman,you can't wait til December for your xmas do. Blow some cobwebs away.

You'll understand where I'm coming from, you know when you just can't be arsed, between us we could have a different guy for every night of the week but I don't want an emotionless bunk up for the sake of it. I've waited months, another 5 and a bit weeks won't hurt

"

Yeah I know what you mean. I had some action at the weekend before that it was around April,now yesterday I wished I had a man infront of me just purely for an hour's sex and then bugger off. I could have stuck a meet up but that's effort getting primed and ready so yeah I went without.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I think I am sexually frustrated, I haven't had sex since 13th of January this year and no sexual contact apart from the incident in April where I got tonsillitis from deep throating a giant penis.

I'm erotically charged.

You need to get back on the horse then woman,you can't wait til December for your xmas do. Blow some cobwebs away.

You'll understand where I'm coming from, you know when you just can't be arsed, between us we could have a different guy for every night of the week but I don't want an emotionless bunk up for the sake of it. I've waited months, another 5 and a bit weeks won't hurt

Yeah I know what you mean. I had some action at the weekend before that it was around April,now yesterday I wished I had a man infront of me just purely for an hour's sex and then bugger off. I could have stuck a meet up but that's effort getting primed and ready so yeah I went without."

But this is why we have vibrators - with the little ear thingies to tickle our clitoris - so we can have orgasms without shaving our legs/bits or putting makeup on!

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By *orsche40Couple
over a year ago

northwich

We both want to fuck so bad you would have our attention for as long as you want x

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I think I am sexually frustrated, I haven't had sex since 13th of January this year and no sexual contact apart from the incident in April where I got tonsillitis from deep throating a giant penis.

I'm erotically charged.

You need to get back on the horse then woman,you can't wait til December for your xmas do. Blow some cobwebs away.

You'll understand where I'm coming from, you know when you just can't be arsed, between us we could have a different guy for every night of the week but I don't want an emotionless bunk up for the sake of it. I've waited months, another 5 and a bit weeks won't hurt

Yeah I know what you mean. I had some action at the weekend before that it was around April,now yesterday I wished I had a man infront of me just purely for an hour's sex and then bugger off. I could have stuck a meet up but that's effort getting primed and ready so yeah I went without.

But this is why we have vibrators - with the little ear thingies to tickle our clitoris - so we can have orgasms without shaving our legs/bits or putting makeup on! "

Very true Peachy and that normally does me for those moments,but yesterday my vibrator just wouldn't hit the spot so to speak. I needed a warm blooded man nothing less.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Going to bed now but bumping this in the morning so the day brigade are up to speed.

People need to be aware and heed this notice or you will know my name is the lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. "

Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it possible to find love on here ??? "

I'd say it's not impossible but it is hard, I'm not looking for love on here though, the object of my affection is in the real world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I am sexually frustrated, I haven't had sex since 13th of January this year and no sexual contact apart from the incident in April where I got tonsillitis from deep throating a giant penis.

I'm erotically charged.

You need to get back on the horse then woman,you can't wait til December for your xmas do. Blow some cobwebs away."

Don't talk to me about getting back in the horse I am knackered from riding daily!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I want is a vagina hole to fuck on friday evening before 7pm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All I want is a vagina hole to fuck on friday evening before 7pm "

I'm only free after 7pm on Fridays, but not tomorrow as I'm going to all you can eat C_inese buffet.

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By *andyladMan
over a year ago

Hereorthere


"Where's the passion gone, where's the acknowledgement, respect and attention I deserve, don't any of you know who I am.

When I post threads I want you lot to read them intently and answer accordingly with gusto, I shouldn't have to post a message like this but things round here have changed and I don't fucking like change. Take this thread as my first and only warning, things have been slacking on here and order needs to be restored. "

Madam,

Truly apologetic you feel this way at this time.

Do feel free to post again and I will give your post my undivided attention.

Regards

Forumite

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By *egs11ABCWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"sounds like you need to go for a shit clam

Clam, fucking hell thats an old one, that was my first ever username!"

At least ur memorable if he remembers that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"sounds like you need to go for a shit clam

Clam, fucking hell thats an old one, that was my first ever username!

At least ur memorable if he remembers that "

That I am. That username is over 8 years old!

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