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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Sounds awful invading north Wales.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like an awesome excuse. 'I got it from a ladybird'..

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

It's ok you can't catch anything from them so it's safe to carry on having sex with ladybirds

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

Just seen it in the Express. And just as I was about to dismiss it as a late/early April fool joke.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Sounds like an awesome excuse. 'I got it from a ladybird'..

Just don’t let the kola’s out.

You don’t think the ladybugs have...

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

Now you tell me. NOW. I had one on my boobs today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen loads of ladybirds today

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Now you tell me. NOW. I had one on my boobs today

Pic, or it never happened...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ladybirds eh.

i recommend a wide spray spraying of a dangerous pesticide to stop this problem immediately.

if anything else dies that will be exceptable losses.

carry on.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I've seen loads of ladybirds today

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keep away from them x

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"Now you tell me. NOW. I had one on my boobs today

Pic, or it never happened...

There is a pic on my profile

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Harlequin ladybirds from abroad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've seen loads of ladybirds today

keep away from them x"

They were crawling on my bathroom window..

If they get inside my son will kill them...

He hates bugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds awful invading north Wales."

Is there a link for the story?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads of ladybirds here todsy in extrmemely sunny North Wales .

Just back from a glorious star lit wander . It's still So very warm out too

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Sounds awful invading north Wales.

Is there a link for the story? "
Google it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They’ve been covering everything as well here. I’ve not seen any x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds awful invading north Wales.

Is there a link for the story? Google it x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's on the Daily Post website

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Now you tell me. NOW. I had one on my boobs today

Pic, or it never happened...

There is a pic on my profile

Only on your teeshirt...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently it's true

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1029543/ladybird-invasion-swarming-ladybirds-infestation-uk/amp

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"Now you tell me. NOW. I had one on my boobs today

Pic, or it never happened...

There is a pic on my profile

Only on your teeshirt...

Still

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a ladybird sit on my paella today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

first we need to import a special type of lizard that eats ladybirds.

then to get rid of the lizard problems we import snakes.

then to clear up the snake problem we import a load of mongooses.

then to bring the mongoose numbers down we need to import loads of leopards.

then to stop the leopards killing us we need to import a huge amount of gorillas.

then to get rid of the gorillas we shoot everything in sight.

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"Had a ladybird sit on my paella today "

Paella?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Had a ladybird sit on my paella today "

Dud you have to pay extra for that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a ladybird sit on my paella today

Paella?

Yes paella

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Had a ladybird sit on my paella today "

I'd sit on your paella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a ladybird sit on my paella today

Dud you have to pay extra for that?"

I was told it was on the house

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"Had a ladybird sit on my paella today

Paella?

Yes paella

Real paella?

no chorizo?

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"Had a ladybird sit on my paella today

I'd sit on your cock "

Fify

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a ladybird sit on my paella today

I'd sit on your paella"

Please do

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By *uperchargedMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Dirrrrrrty little feckers! ??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a ladybird sit on my paella today

Paella?

Yes paella

Real paella?

no chorizo?

Loads of cheese

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"Had a ladybird sit on my paella today

Paella?

Yes paella

Real paella?

no chorizo?

Loads of cheese

That's blasphemy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a ladybird sit on my paella today

I'd sit on your cock

Fify

My Cockella?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a ladybird sit on my paella today

Paella?

Yes paella

Real paella?

no chorizo?

Loads of cheese

NOOO!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jamie olivers recipe is the best.

im now going into hiding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a ladybird sit on my paella today

Paella?

Yes paella

Real paella?

no chorizo?

Loads of cheese

That's blasphemy

What's wrong with cheese?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a ladybird sit on my paella today

Paella?

Yes paella

Real paella?

no chorizo?

Loads of cheese

Thats not a paella..its an impospaella

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Had a ladybird sit on my paella today

I'd sit on your paella

Please do "

On my way over.

Keep it warm til I get there.

Hold the cheese x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Relax people, it's a species specific STD that only affects other ladybirds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a ladybird sit on my paella today

I'd sit on your paella"

Is it a euphemism

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Seaside Sussex

"It's ok you can't catch anything from them so it's safe to carry on having sex with ladybirds

'best wear a condom though eh... Just to be sure

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"I've seen loads of ladybirds today

keep away from them x"
Being a hot sunny day has brought them out here all I could see was those Invadeing harlequin ..ladybirds they kill our own native ones here and have no effect on my blackflie whatsoever and now they have HIV? and if so how?..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a ladybird sit on my paella today

Paella?

Yes paella

Real paella?

no chorizo?

Loads of cheese

Thats not a paella..its an impospaella"

Cheesella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Relax people, it's a species specific STD that only affects other ladybirds.

so i have to now cancel the order for ladybird eating lizards?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a ladybird sit on my paella today

I'd sit on your paella

Please do

On my way over.

Keep it warm til I get there.

Hold the cheese x"

Cheese will almost certainly be melting

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"Had a ladybird sit on my paella today

Paella?

Yes paella

Real paella?

no chorizo?

Loads of cheese

That's blasphemy

What's wrong with cheese?

You are joking , right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Relax people, it's a species specific STD that only affects other ladybirds.

so i have to now cancel the order for ladybird eating lizards?"

Not if you don't want to!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a ladybird sit on my paella today

Paella?

Yes paella

Real paella?

no chorizo?

Loads of cheese

That's blasphemy

What's wrong with cheese?

You are joking , right?

Stone baked pizza it is then instead

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"Had a ladybird sit on my paella today

Paella?

Yes paella

Real paella?

no chorizo?

Loads of cheese

That's blasphemy

What's wrong with cheese?

You are joking , right?

Stone baked pizza it is then instead

Better . Now I don't need to bloke you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Relax people, it's a species specific STD that only affects other ladybirds.

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a ladybird sit on my paella today

Paella?

Yes paella

Real paella?

no chorizo?

Loads of cheese

That's blasphemy

What's wrong with cheese?

You are joking , right?

Stone baked pizza it is then instead

Better . Now I don't need to bloke you

Never been 'bloked' before

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"Had a ladybird sit on my paella today

Paella?

Yes paella

Real paella?

no chorizo?

Loads of cheese

That's blasphemy

What's wrong with cheese?

You are joking , right?

Stone baked pizza it is then instead

Better . Now I don't need to bloke you

Never been 'bloked' before

Blocked

, but we can try to bloke

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Had a ladybird sit on my paella today "
did it speak?

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"first we need to import a special type of lizard that eats ladybirds.

then to get rid of the lizard problems we import snakes.

then to clear up the snake problem we import a load of mongooses.

then to bring the mongoose numbers down we need to import loads of leopards.

then to stop the leopards killing us we need to import a huge amount of gorillas.

then to get rid of the gorillas we shoot everything in sight."

Are you the Tory minister for the environment?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a ladybird sit on my paella today

Paella?

Yes paella

Real paella?

no chorizo?

Loads of cheese

That's blasphemy

What's wrong with cheese?

You are joking , right?

Stone baked pizza it is then instead

Better . Now I don't need to bloke you

Never been 'bloked' before

Blocked

, but we can try to bloke

I would rather a woman than bloke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a ladybird sit on my paella today did it speak?"

It did but Google couldn't translate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"first we need to import a special type of lizard that eats ladybirds.

then to get rid of the lizard problems we import snakes.

then to clear up the snake problem we import a load of mongooses.

then to bring the mongoose numbers down we need to import loads of leopards.

then to stop the leopards killing us we need to import a huge amount of gorillas.

then to get rid of the gorillas we shoot everything in sight.

Are you the Tory minister for the environment?

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Had a ladybird sit on my paella today did it speak?

It did but Google couldn't translate

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find out x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a ladybird sit on my paella today did it speak?"

Yes, it said what the fuck is this cheese doing on a paella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont trust anything spotty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont trust anything spotty.

I have a mosquito bite

does that count?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Had a ladybird sit on my paella today

Paella?

Yes paella

Real paella?

no chorizo?

Loads of cheese

That's blasphemy

What's wrong with cheese?

You are joking , right?

Stone baked pizza it is then instead

Better . Now I don't need to bloke you

Never been 'bloked' before

Stay on Fab long enough and you will be ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont trust anything spotty.

I have a mosquito bite

does that count? "

Where is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a ladybird sit on my paella today

Paella?

Yes paella

Real paella?

no chorizo?

Loads of cheese

That's blasphemy

What's wrong with cheese?

You are joking , right?

Stone baked pizza it is then instead

Better . Now I don't need to bloke you

Never been 'bloked' before

Stay on Fab long enough and you will be ..."

I've already had to block the blokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont trust anything spotty.

I have a mosquito bite

does that count?

Where is it

Erm.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont trust anything spotty.

I have a mosquito bite

does that count?

Where is it

Erm.....

It may need inspection then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont trust anything spotty.

I have a mosquito bite

does that count?

Where is it

Erm.....

It may need inspection then

Get under the hood and have a look please

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Had a ladybird sit on my paella today did it speak?

Yes, it said what the fuck is this cheese doing on a paella

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realy?

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