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"...so you can blame me. Carry on ... What have I done? " You started it didn't you? You invaded Poland! | |||
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"If never blame you for anything. Here, hold my hand for a bit " I like that idea thank you | |||
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"...so you can blame me. Carry on ... What have I done? " My train was late today guessing you caused it | |||
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"...so you can blame me. Carry on ... What have I done? You started it didn't you? You invaded Poland!" Busted, how did you find out? | |||
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"If never blame you for anything. Here, hold my hand for a bit I like that idea thank you " now stay right there. Feeling any better? | |||
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"...so you can blame me. Carry on ... What have I done? My train was late today guessing you caused it " Yes, I sprinkled fairy dust on the tracks and, wouldn't you know it, it was the wrong type of fairy dust | |||
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"I've just broke lock on hubbys poxy shed. Cost 4 grand so he's bound to moan. Will you take blame for that too " Oh go on then, I'm feeling generous today | |||
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"If never blame you for anything. Here, hold my hand for a bit I like that idea thank you now stay right there. Feeling any better?" Calm enough to take the blame on my shoulders ... So bring it on | |||
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"...so you can blame me. Carry on ... What have I done? My train was late today guessing you caused it Yes, I sprinkled fairy dust on the tracks and, wouldn't you know it, it was the wrong type of fairy dust " lol yes God they were all moaning | |||
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"My baby's always dancin' And it wouldn't be a bad thing But I don't get no lovin' And that's no lie I was going to blame it on the boogie..." Not sure that was my fault | |||
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"...so you can blame me. Carry on ... What have I done? My train was late today guessing you caused it Yes, I sprinkled fairy dust on the tracks and, wouldn't you know it, it was the wrong type of fairy dust lol yes God they were all moaning " I'm gonna be out with the leaves at 4pm | |||
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"...so you can blame me. Carry on ... What have I done? My train was late today guessing you caused it Yes, I sprinkled fairy dust on the tracks and, wouldn't you know it, it was the wrong type of fairy dust lol yes God they were all moaning I'm gonna be out with the leaves at 4pm " I'm gonna be out with dawn for the craic | |||
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"...so you can blame me. Carry on ... What have I done? My train was late today guessing you caused it Yes, I sprinkled fairy dust on the tracks and, wouldn't you know it, it was the wrong type of fairy dust lol yes God they were all moaning I'm gonna be out with the leaves at 4pm I'm gonna be out with dawn for the craic " Dawn who? | |||
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"You persuaded me to buy a box of chocolates and eat them all " I can be verrrrry persuasive when I want/need to be | |||
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"You made me look in here and comment " I'm a bitch ain't I? | |||
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"You made me look in here and comment I'm a bitch ain't I? " And you've made me do it again. Will you stop it now | |||
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"You made me look in here and comment I'm a bitch ain't I? And you've made me do it again. Will you stop it now " No | |||
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"Not matter it's in the past.." Oh go on, I'm happy to take the blame today | |||
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"You made me look in here and comment I'm a bitch ain't I? And you've made me do it again. Will you stop it now No " Oh ok then.....dammit you've got me again. Bloody hell | |||
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"You made me look in here and comment I'm a bitch ain't I? And you've made me do it again. Will you stop it now No Oh ok then.....dammit you've got me again. Bloody hell " You can even punish me if you like | |||
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"Have you been killing too many threads? (Thats my job!)" Probably | |||
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"You made me look in here and comment I'm a bitch ain't I? And you've made me do it again. Will you stop it now No Oh ok then.....dammit you've got me again. Bloody hell You can even punish me if you like " Now what would be a suitable punishment I wonder | |||
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"You made me look in here and comment I'm a bitch ain't I? And you've made me do it again. Will you stop it now No Oh ok then.....dammit you've got me again. Bloody hell You can even punish me if you like Now what would be a suitable punishment I wonder " You tell me ... Since it's my fault | |||
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"...so you can blame me. Carry on ... What have I done? " Passed on an sti? | |||
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"...so you can blame me. Carry on ... What have I done? Passed on an sti?" Below the belt that one | |||
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"...so you can blame me. Carry on ... What have I done? Passed on an sti? Below the belt that one" It was a joke keep your knickers on. | |||
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"...so you can blame me. Carry on ... What have I done? Passed on an sti? Below the belt that one It was a joke keep your knickers on." I meant that's where they normally are | |||
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"...so you can blame me. Carry on ... What have I done? Passed on an sti? Below the belt that one It was a joke keep your knickers on. I meant that's where they normally are" Good | |||
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"...so you can blame me. Carry on ... What have I done? Passed on an sti? Below the belt that one It was a joke keep your knickers on. I meant that's where they normally are Good" | |||
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"...so you can blame me. Carry on ... What have I done? Passed on an sti? Below the belt that one It was a joke keep your knickers on. I meant that's where they normally are Good" But not always,have you not read the thread about oral | |||
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"...so you can blame me. Carry on ... What have I done? " All of it! You are the worst | |||
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"...so you can blame me. Carry on ... What have I done? Passed on an sti? Below the belt that one It was a joke keep your knickers on. I meant that's where they normally are Good But not always,have you not read the thread about oral" No not yet but will....Ps that's where the lack of emojis can confuse | |||
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"...so you can blame me. Carry on ... What have I done? Passed on an sti? Below the belt that one It was a joke keep your knickers on. I meant that's where they normally are Good But not always,have you not read the thread about oral No not yet but will....Ps that's where the lack of emojis can confuse" I still ain't going back to using them,emojis are for wimps. | |||
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"...so you can blame me. Carry on ... What have I done? Passed on an sti? Below the belt that one It was a joke keep your knickers on. I meant that's where they normally are Good But not always,have you not read the thread about oral No not yet but will....Ps that's where the lack of emojis can confuse I still ain't going back to using them,emojis are for wimps." Feck sat here with me knickers on...it's a bit hard to deny that one.. | |||
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"...so you can blame me. Carry on ... What have I done? Passed on an sti?" Actually ... That's impossible since I'm a born again virgin but you can blame me if you like | |||
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"I did site visits away from the office and fucked off home early. If my boss asks, will you take the blame please. What excuse would you make up?" I've got a really bad cold and felt ill so yea, go on then | |||
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"Ok let's think of a nice little fluffy answer for those easily offended..." Oi sod that ... I'm taking the blame for everything today | |||
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"...so you can blame me. Carry on ... What have I done? All of it! You are the worst " I know I wasn't going to heaven anyway so I don't care | |||
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"...so you can blame me. Carry on ... What have I done? Passed on an sti? Below the belt that one It was a joke keep your knickers on. I meant that's where they normally are Good But not always,have you not read the thread about oral No not yet but will....Ps that's where the lack of emojis can confuse I still ain't going back to using them,emojis are for wimps. Feck sat here with me knickers on...it's a bit hard to deny that one.." It's beautiful outside take them off,feel the warm breeze. | |||
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"...so you can blame me. Carry on ... What have I done? Passed on an sti? Below the belt that one It was a joke keep your knickers on. I meant that's where they normally are Good But not always,have you not read the thread about oral No not yet but will....Ps that's where the lack of emojis can confuse I still ain't going back to using them,emojis are for wimps. Feck sat here with me knickers on...it's a bit hard to deny that one.. It's beautiful outside take them off,feel the warm breeze." They are off now....jumping in the bath so boxers will be coming back on...see I'm no wimp Aw feck | |||
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"...so you can blame me. Carry on ... What have I done? Passed on an sti? Below the belt that one It was a joke keep your knickers on. I meant that's where they normally are Good But not always,have you not read the thread about oral No not yet but will....Ps that's where the lack of emojis can confuse I still ain't going back to using them,emojis are for wimps. Feck sat here with me knickers on...it's a bit hard to deny that one.. It's beautiful outside take them off,feel the warm breeze. They are off now....jumping in the bath so boxers will be coming back on...see I'm no wimp Aw feck" FAILED. I'm just about to get out of the bath and stick my jimmy jams on. | |||
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"...so you can blame me. Carry on ... What have I done? Passed on an sti? Below the belt that one It was a joke keep your knickers on. I meant that's where they normally are Good But not always,have you not read the thread about oral No not yet but will....Ps that's where the lack of emojis can confuse I still ain't going back to using them,emojis are for wimps. Feck sat here with me knickers on...it's a bit hard to deny that one.. It's beautiful outside take them off,feel the warm breeze. They are off now....jumping in the bath so boxers will be coming back on...see I'm no wimp Aw feck" Do you need your back scrubbing? | |||
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"...so you can blame me. Carry on ... What have I done? Passed on an sti? Below the belt that one It was a joke keep your knickers on. I meant that's where they normally are Good But not always,have you not read the thread about oral No not yet but will....Ps that's where the lack of emojis can confuse I still ain't going back to using them,emojis are for wimps. Feck sat here with me knickers on...it's a bit hard to deny that one.. It's beautiful outside take them off,feel the warm breeze. They are off now....jumping in the bath so boxers will be coming back on...see I'm no wimp Aw feck Do you need your back scrubbing? " Is that my fault too?? | |||
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"...so you can blame me. Carry on ... What have I done? Passed on an sti? Below the belt that one It was a joke keep your knickers on. I meant that's where they normally are Good But not always,have you not read the thread about oral No not yet but will....Ps that's where the lack of emojis can confuse I still ain't going back to using them,emojis are for wimps. Feck sat here with me knickers on...it's a bit hard to deny that one.. It's beautiful outside take them off,feel the warm breeze. They are off now....jumping in the bath so boxers will be coming back on...see I'm no wimp Aw feck Do you need your back scrubbing? Is that my fault too?? " Of course! | |||
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"...so you can blame me. Carry on ... What have I done? Passed on an sti? Below the belt that one It was a joke keep your knickers on. I meant that's where they normally are Good But not always,have you not read the thread about oral No not yet but will....Ps that's where the lack of emojis can confuse I still ain't going back to using them,emojis are for wimps. Feck sat here with me knickers on...it's a bit hard to deny that one.. It's beautiful outside take them off,feel the warm breeze. They are off now....jumping in the bath so boxers will be coming back on...see I'm no wimp Aw feck Do you need your back scrubbing? Is that my fault too?? Of course! " Jolly good | |||
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"You should have known better by now " It's a one day only offer | |||
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"...so you can blame me. Carry on ... What have I done? Passed on an sti? Below the belt that one It was a joke keep your knickers on. I meant that's where they normally are Good But not always,have you not read the thread about oral No not yet but will....Ps that's where the lack of emojis can confuse I still ain't going back to using them,emojis are for wimps. Feck sat here with me knickers on...it's a bit hard to deny that one.. It's beautiful outside take them off,feel the warm breeze. They are off now....jumping in the bath so boxers will be coming back on...see I'm no wimp Aw feck FAILED. I'm just about to get out of the bath and stick my jimmy jams on." I was hoping to be putting a nice new whistle on...but sadly not tonight.. | |||
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"...so you can blame me. Carry on ... What have I done? Passed on an sti? Below the belt that one It was a joke keep your knickers on. I meant that's where they normally are Good But not always,have you not read the thread about oral No not yet but will....Ps that's where the lack of emojis can confuse I still ain't going back to using them,emojis are for wimps. Feck sat here with me knickers on...it's a bit hard to deny that one.. It's beautiful outside take them off,feel the warm breeze. They are off now....jumping in the bath so boxers will be coming back on...see I'm no wimp Aw feck Do you need your back scrubbing? " How would you have got here...did I leave my broomstick down there? Wink emoji | |||
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"...so you can blame me. Carry on ... What have I done? Passed on an sti? Below the belt that one It was a joke keep your knickers on. I meant that's where they normally are Good But not always,have you not read the thread about oral No not yet but will....Ps that's where the lack of emojis can confuse I still ain't going back to using them,emojis are for wimps. Feck sat here with me knickers on...it's a bit hard to deny that one.. It's beautiful outside take them off,feel the warm breeze. They are off now....jumping in the bath so boxers will be coming back on...see I'm no wimp Aw feck Do you need your back scrubbing? How would you have got here...did I leave my broomstick down there? Wink emoji" Yep got your spare one here | |||
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"...so you can blame me. Carry on ... What have I done? Passed on an sti? Below the belt that one It was a joke keep your knickers on. I meant that's where they normally are Good But not always,have you not read the thread about oral No not yet but will....Ps that's where the lack of emojis can confuse I still ain't going back to using them,emojis are for wimps. Feck sat here with me knickers on...it's a bit hard to deny that one.. It's beautiful outside take them off,feel the warm breeze. They are off now....jumping in the bath so boxers will be coming back on...see I'm no wimp Aw feck Do you need your back scrubbing? How would you have got here...did I leave my broomstick down there? Wink emoji Yep got your spare one here " Aw feck it | |||
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"...so you can blame me. Carry on ... What have I done? Passed on an sti? Below the belt that one It was a joke keep your knickers on. I meant that's where they normally are Good But not always,have you not read the thread about oral No not yet but will....Ps that's where the lack of emojis can confuse I still ain't going back to using them,emojis are for wimps. Feck sat here with me knickers on...it's a bit hard to deny that one.. It's beautiful outside take them off,feel the warm breeze. They are off now....jumping in the bath so boxers will be coming back on...see I'm no wimp Aw feck Do you need your back scrubbing? How would you have got here...did I leave my broomstick down there? Wink emoji Yep got your spare one here Aw feck it " Can I keep it til Halloween,got a busy night! | |||
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"...so you can blame me. Carry on ... What have I done? Passed on an sti? Below the belt that one It was a joke keep your knickers on. I meant that's where they normally are Good But not always,have you not read the thread about oral No not yet but will....Ps that's where the lack of emojis can confuse I still ain't going back to using them,emojis are for wimps. Feck sat here with me knickers on...it's a bit hard to deny that one.. It's beautiful outside take them off,feel the warm breeze. They are off now....jumping in the bath so boxers will be coming back on...see I'm no wimp Aw feck Do you need your back scrubbing? How would you have got here...did I leave my broomstick down there? Wink emoji Yep got your spare one here Aw feck it Can I keep it til Halloween,got a busy night! " Yeah...I hope molly is a black cat | |||
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"...so you can blame me. Carry on ... What have I done? Passed on an sti? Below the belt that one It was a joke keep your knickers on. I meant that's where they normally are Good But not always,have you not read the thread about oral No not yet but will....Ps that's where the lack of emojis can confuse I still ain't going back to using them,emojis are for wimps. Feck sat here with me knickers on...it's a bit hard to deny that one.. It's beautiful outside take them off,feel the warm breeze. They are off now....jumping in the bath so boxers will be coming back on...see I'm no wimp Aw feck Do you need your back scrubbing? How would you have got here...did I leave my broomstick down there? Wink emoji Yep got your spare one here Aw feck it Can I keep it til Halloween,got a busy night! Yeah...I hope molly is a black cat" Haha, mainly white with a bit of black, she will glow in the dark though! Little bugger has been on our low roof today, crying for me to get her down | |||
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"...so you can blame me. Carry on ... What have I done? Passed on an sti? Below the belt that one It was a joke keep your knickers on. I meant that's where they normally are Good But not always,have you not read the thread about oral No not yet but will....Ps that's where the lack of emojis can confuse I still ain't going back to using them,emojis are for wimps. Feck sat here with me knickers on...it's a bit hard to deny that one.. It's beautiful outside take them off,feel the warm breeze. They are off now....jumping in the bath so boxers will be coming back on...see I'm no wimp Aw feck Do you need your back scrubbing? How would you have got here...did I leave my broomstick down there? Wink emoji Yep got your spare one here Aw feck it Can I keep it til Halloween,got a busy night! Yeah...I hope molly is a black cat Haha, mainly white with a bit of black, she will glow in the dark though! Little bugger has been on our low roof today, crying for me to get her down " You need a set of my telescopic ladders | |||
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"...so you can blame me. Carry on ... What have I done? Passed on an sti? Below the belt that one It was a joke keep your knickers on. I meant that's where they normally are Good But not always,have you not read the thread about oral No not yet but will....Ps that's where the lack of emojis can confuse I still ain't going back to using them,emojis are for wimps. Feck sat here with me knickers on...it's a bit hard to deny that one.. It's beautiful outside take them off,feel the warm breeze. They are off now....jumping in the bath so boxers will be coming back on...see I'm no wimp Aw feck Do you need your back scrubbing? How would you have got here...did I leave my broomstick down there? Wink emoji Yep got your spare one here Aw feck it Can I keep it til Halloween,got a busy night! Yeah...I hope molly is a black cat Haha, mainly white with a bit of black, she will glow in the dark though! Little bugger has been on our low roof today, crying for me to get her down You need a set of my telescopic ladders " I think I do! Why do they not come down the same way they went up. She climbed up the conifers to get to the roof. Sorry Eenie, I've hijacked your thread x | |||
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