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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Inspired by another thread, is there anything out there that our, um, “friends” would like to know the answer to and they’ve come to you, as the oracle of all things and not at all shy or awkward about such things, to answer?

For example, does anyone know of any effective penis growth solutions out there?

Asking for a, erm, mate...

What else?

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

Does any one knows of a good blue hair dye? Asking for a friend, literally asking for stringer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does any one knows of a good blue hair dye? Asking for a friend, literally asking for stringer

schwarzkopf Xxlive colours. Not the semi-permenant ones, they do a new range of ‘Metalic’ colours and the blue is amazing. I’ve used it myself and fuck, it lasted ages! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I really THAT taboo due to my age? Asking for a friend, who’s fed up of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I really THAT taboo due to my age? Asking for a friend, who’s fed up of that

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What ever happened to Carmen Sandiago?

Asking for some guy down the pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do i gain friends asking for a....

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By *olfAndKittenCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Does any one knows of a good blue hair dye? Asking for a friend, literally asking for stringer

Manic Panic is amazing, especially the Amplified colours. If you want to go salon quality, Osmo makes an amazing line of colours. I've been mixing the blue with my silver and getting a bit of a blue steel colour and LOVE it. Not only that, but it doesn't wash out quickly.

~ Kitten =^.^=

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

My friend wants to know if any of those breast enhancing creams Wish keeps trying to flog to her actually work

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Soz Dan.... I think I killed your thread

Shall I order flowers for the funeral or would you prefer a donation to a charity of your choice?

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"Does any one knows of a good blue hair dye? Asking for a friend, literally asking for stringer

schwarzkopf Xxlive colours. Not the semi-permenant ones, they do a new range of ‘Metalic’ colours and the blue is amazing. I’ve used it myself and fuck, it lasted ages! Xx"

STRINGER, NO MORE EXCUSES. I WANT MY BLUE MINGE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does any one knows of a good blue hair dye? Asking for a friend, literally asking for stringer

schwarzkopf Xxlive colours. Not the semi-permenant ones, they do a new range of ‘Metalic’ colours and the blue is amazing. I’ve used it myself and fuck, it lasted ages! Xx

STRINGER, NO MORE EXCUSES. I WANT MY BLUE MINGE

You get that blue minge!

However, if it’s ya pubes you’re dying, you will most likely have to bleach them first. Hair dye doesn’t take well to pubes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does any one knows of a good blue hair dye? Asking for a friend, literally asking for stringer

schwarzkopf Xxlive colours. Not the semi-permenant ones, they do a new range of ‘Metalic’ colours and the blue is amazing. I’ve used it myself and fuck, it lasted ages! Xx

STRINGER, NO MORE EXCUSES. I WANT MY BLUE MINGE

Need a hand theyer midge

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Never seen the point of "asking for a friend". I'm pretty honest about most things, but if I really wanted to know something I default to google.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which is the best airfreshener to hide corpse stink? Asking for a friend....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My friend wants to know if any of those breast enhancing creams Wish keeps trying to flog to her actually work

If you don't wash your hands after applying it, do your hands get bigger?

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By *emo169Man
over a year ago

Crawley / Pattaya, Thailand

No you are not taboo at all....

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"Does any one knows of a good blue hair dye? Asking for a friend, literally asking for stringer

schwarzkopf Xxlive colours. Not the semi-permenant ones, they do a new range of ‘Metalic’ colours and the blue is amazing. I’ve used it myself and fuck, it lasted ages! Xx

STRINGER, NO MORE EXCUSES. I WANT MY BLUE MINGE

You get that blue minge!

However, if it’s ya pubes you’re dying, you will most likely have to bleach them first. Hair dye doesn’t take well to pubes..."

Not me stringer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does any one knows of a good blue hair dye? Asking for a friend, literally asking for stringer

schwarzkopf Xxlive colours. Not the semi-permenant ones, they do a new range of ‘Metalic’ colours and the blue is amazing. I’ve used it myself and fuck, it lasted ages! Xx

STRINGER, NO MORE EXCUSES. I WANT MY BLUE MINGE

You get that blue minge!

However, if it’s ya pubes you’re dying, you will most likely have to bleach them first. Hair dye doesn’t take well to pubes...

Not me stringer

Pics or it didn’t happen! (Of your “friend” of course!)

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Alright friend?

I want to know if I should upload photos or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alright friend?

I want to know if I should upload photos or not

Yes, but put some bloody clothes on. You'll catch a death

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Does any one knows of a good blue hair dye? Asking for a friend, literally asking for stringer

If you are serious I can whizz you to my hairdressing wholesalers missus?!

I think I may even have a Goldwell blue dye here still....?

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Does any one knows of a good blue hair dye? Asking for a friend, literally asking for stringer

schwarzkopf Xxlive colours. Not the semi-permenant ones, they do a new range of ‘Metalic’ colours and the blue is amazing. I’ve used it myself and fuck, it lasted ages! Xx

STRINGER, NO MORE EXCUSES. I WANT MY BLUE MINGE

You get that blue minge!

However, if it’s ya pubes you’re dying, you will most likely have to bleach them first. Hair dye doesn’t take well to pubes..."

How do you know?! Did a 'friend' tell you?!

(please dear god don't say you tried!?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What colour/s should I dye my hair next? Asking for a buddy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does any one knows of a good blue hair dye? Asking for a friend, literally asking for stringer

schwarzkopf Xxlive colours. Not the semi-permenant ones, they do a new range of ‘Metalic’ colours and the blue is amazing. I’ve used it myself and fuck, it lasted ages! Xx

STRINGER, NO MORE EXCUSES. I WANT MY BLUE MINGE

You get that blue minge!

However, if it’s ya pubes you’re dying, you will most likely have to bleach them first. Hair dye doesn’t take well to pubes...

How do you know?! Did a 'friend' tell you?!

(please dear god don't say you tried!?)

I had pink hair dye left over once and tried to dye my hubby’s pubes pink. Didn’t work - they did have a pink tinge for a while though

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

My friend has his cock stuck in his Hoover, he’s unable to reach the off switch (don’t ask)

Should he call an electrician or 999?

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Does any one knows of a good blue hair dye? Asking for a friend, literally asking for stringer

schwarzkopf Xxlive colours. Not the semi-permenant ones, they do a new range of ‘Metalic’ colours and the blue is amazing. I’ve used it myself and fuck, it lasted ages! Xx

STRINGER, NO MORE EXCUSES. I WANT MY BLUE MINGE

You get that blue minge!

However, if it’s ya pubes you’re dying, you will most likely have to bleach them first. Hair dye doesn’t take well to pubes...

How do you know?! Did a 'friend' tell you?!

(please dear god don't say you tried!?)

I had pink hair dye left over once and tried to dye my hubby’s pubes pink. Didn’t work - they did have a pink tinge for a while though

Lmfao that is funny

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"Does any one knows of a good blue hair dye? Asking for a friend, literally asking for stringer

Directions colours are great . Blue stays in forever

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

FAF?? Asking for my mate Mr. J. Doe.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"What colour/s should I dye my hair next? Asking for a buddy...."

Go for the rainbow like mine . It’s lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What colour/s should I dye my hair next? Asking for a buddy....

Go for the rainbow like mine . It’s lovely "

My God, yes it is

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Alright friend?

I want to know if I should upload photos or not

Yes, but put some bloody clothes on. You'll catch a death"

As long as it's the only thing I'll catch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alright friend?

I want to know if I should upload photos or not

Yes, but put some bloody clothes on. You'll catch a death

As long as it's the only thing I'll catch

You know how I worry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What colour/s should I dye my hair next? Asking for a buddy....

Go for the rainbow like mine . It’s lovely "

Oh my god I love it

so beautiful!

I don’t think I have enough hair for that

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Alright friend?

I want to know if I should upload photos or not

Yes, but put some bloody clothes on. You'll catch a death

As long as it's the only thing I'll catch

You know how I worry."

You are a bloody fine one to speak!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I fancy a pink tinge minge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alright friend?

I want to know if I should upload photos or not

Yes, but put some bloody clothes on. You'll catch a death

As long as it's the only thing I'll catch

You know how I worry.

You are a bloody fine one to speak!"

The one time I'm not wearing clothes

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Alright friend?

I want to know if I should upload photos or not

Yes, but put some bloody clothes on. You'll catch a death

As long as it's the only thing I'll catch

You know how I worry.

You are a bloody fine one to speak!

The one time I'm not wearing clothes "

I'm being worn...what's your problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alright friend?

I want to know if I should upload photos or not

Yes, but put some bloody clothes on. You'll catch a death

As long as it's the only thing I'll catch

You know how I worry.

You are a bloody fine one to speak!

The one time I'm not wearing clothes

I'm being worn...what's your problem

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

My friend would like to know the quickest way to reduce obvious scratch marks across her boobs. Fully buttoned shirts aren't really suiting her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend would like to know at what point do you go from "keen" to "stalker" when perving someone's profile and is it wise to stay in stealth mode just in case?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"My friend would like to know the quickest way to reduce obvious scratch marks across her boobs. Fully buttoned shirts aren't really suiting her."

Polo necks

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"My friend would like to know at what point do you go from "keen" to "stalker" when perving someone's profile and is it wise to stay in stealth mode just in case?"

Never ever leave stealth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend wants to know what love is. He'd ask himself but he's a foreigner.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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My friend wants to know where he can do dance lessons like T May

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"My friend would like to know the quickest way to reduce obvious scratch marks across her boobs. Fully buttoned shirts aren't really suiting her.

Polo necks

My friend thinks you're very wise and that you should get more photos up soon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend thinks I'm a twat. Is he right though? Asking for my friends friend

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

A friend was asking, was it all the wanking earlier on in his life that is making him need readoglasses?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"My friend would like to know the quickest way to reduce obvious scratch marks across her boobs. Fully buttoned shirts aren't really suiting her.

Polo necks

My friend thinks you're very wise and that you should get more photos up soon!"

When I'm told

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

I know this dizzy tart, she keeps falling off her high heels, she needs either a muscular hunk to catch her or falling that a set of shin guards.

Anyone?

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

My friend would like to know where she can get a rainbow wig like above as is sick of dying her roots pink.....

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"My friend would like to know where she can get a rainbow wig like above as is sick of dying her roots pink.....

Fecking roots!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My friend would like to know where she can get a rainbow wig like above as is sick of dying her roots pink.....

Oh my friend would like to know this too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My friend would like to know where she can get a rainbow wig like above as is sick of dying her roots pink.....

Fecking roots! "

Yeah...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend Fake Dave wants to know how long after a nasty stomach bug can you safely fart?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My friend Fake Dave wants to know how long after a nasty stomach bug can you safely fart?

3 days.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"My friend would like to know where she can get a rainbow wig like above as is sick of dying her roots pink.....

Fecking roots!

Yeah...

Hmmmm and I thought you were a natural blonde!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 'friend' started dating someone from a vanilla site. He seems a bit kinky too... Should she tell him how she used to have a couples profile on fab with her ex now or leave it a bit to spill the beans?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"My 'friend' started dating someone from a vanilla site. He seems a bit kinky too... Should she tell him how she used to have a couples profile on fab with her ex now or leave it a bit to spill the beans? "

How kinky?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"My friend Fake Dave wants to know how long after a nasty stomach bug can you safely fart?

Try it and see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How kinky?"

Adventurous (Try anything once kinda kinky?)

Asked about fantasies and role play.

3rd date this weekend... I shall ask 'her' How it goes

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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How kinky?

Adventurous (Try anything once kinda kinky?)

Asked about fantasies and role play.

3rd date this weekend... I shall ask 'her' How it goes"

Sounds like a good idea. I'm intrigued

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone from works cousin wants to know to get the best action pics done?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend has started seeing someone she really rather likes who is relatively inexperienced and a self confessed "blank canvas" for her. She is worried she might break him. Where does she start?

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Someone from works cousin wants to know to get the best action pics done?"

Make a lol movie and take screenshots. Dave who works in the frozen foods aisle in Asda seats by that method.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone from works cousin wants to know to get the best action pics done?

Make a lol movie and take screenshots. Dave who works in the frozen foods aisle in Asda seats by that method..... "

Not Dave!! You do know what he's been doing with milk Maid ice lollies then resealing and putting out for sale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My friend has started seeing someone she really rather likes who is relatively inexperienced and a self confessed "blank canvas" for her. She is worried she might break him. Where does she start? "

With plenty of lube and the smallest artichoke she can find.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Someone from works cousin wants to know to get the best action pics done?

Make a lol movie and take screenshots. Dave who works in the frozen foods aisle in Asda seats by that method.....

Not Dave!! You do know what he's been doing with milk Maid ice lollies then resealing and putting out for sale.

Yeah but it's only the chocolate ones and I don't mind as I don't like them

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

A lady I work with asked me what vanilla meant. She is on various dating sites and a guy asked her if she was a vanilla and she didn't know!!!

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

"Inspired by another thread, is there anything out there that our, um, “friends” would like to know the answer to and they’ve come to you, as the oracle of all things and not at all shy or awkward about such things, to answer?

For example, does anyone know of any effective penis growth solutions out there?

Asking for a, erm, mate...

What else?

Got a magnifying glass for your mate if he still wants it...

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"My friend would like to know where she can get a rainbow wig like above as is sick of dying her roots pink.....

My hair isnt a wig .. its the real thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My friend Fake Dave wants to know how long after a nasty stomach bug can you safely fart?

3 days."

I more day to go.

He says.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My friend Fake Dave wants to know how long after a nasty stomach bug can you safely fart?

3 days.

I more day to go.

He says.

As the Housemartins once sang...

Keep it all in"

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Who is Stringer?

Asking for a friend.....

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Who is Stringer?

Asking for a friend.....

Maybe they were getting confused with you.....?!

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

Friend wants to know best anti-wrinkle cream..tried most,and plums still look like prunes.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Who is Stringer?

Asking for a friend.....

Maybe they were getting confused with you.....?!

How could they?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"My friend has his cock stuck in his Hoover, he’s unable to reach the off switch (don’t ask)

Should he call an electrician or 999?"

If its a Henry does that make him fab straight?

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Who is Stringer?

Asking for a friend.....

Maybe they were getting confused with you.....?!

How could they?

There is only one of you.....

Or is there?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it safe for a girl to go to a club on her own? Or would it be better to ask a male friend to accompany her? Asking for a friend

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"My friend Fake Dave wants to know how long after a nasty stomach bug can you safely fart?

3 days."

As long as his bowels have been opened and emptied prior to farting, dear gawd

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"My friend Fake Dave wants to know how long after a nasty stomach bug can you safely fart?

3 days.

As long as his bowels have been opened and emptied prior to farting, dear gawd

open the windows first

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban

I'd ask the blue hair dye question too. Manic panic, directions, livexxl, none of them seem to last in my hair.

Also sanitary towels that don't take a runner down my trouser leg.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I'd ask the blue hair dye question too. Manic panic, directions, livexxl, none of them seem to last in my hair.

Also sanitary towels that don't take a runner down my trouser leg."

Try smart available on Amazon. I have never used the blue but the pink is the best I've found for lasting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend has realised that his arse crack is rather hairy and although he keeps the frontage well maintained he wonders how best to tackle the back garden so to speak.

My friend wants a solution that will be relatively long lasting but he’s a busy guy and doesn’t want to spend his bath times in contorted positions worrying about having a razor near the holiest of holy holes.

Asking for a friend obviously!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"My friend has realised that his arse crack is rather hairy and although he keeps the frontage well maintained he wonders how best to tackle the back garden so to speak.

Asking for a friend obviously!"

I'll wax it for your friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My friend has realised that his arse crack is rather hairy and although he keeps the frontage well maintained he wonders how best to tackle the back garden so to speak.

Asking for a friend obviously!

I'll wax it for your friend

My friend thanks you for the kind offer but feels he has to decline as he’d like to park his penis in your garage at some point in the future and feels it might be awkward after you’ve seen him cry.

This is the reason he doesn’t ask his life partner to do it also.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"My friend has realised that his arse crack is rather hairy and although he keeps the frontage well maintained he wonders how best to tackle the back garden so to speak.

Asking for a friend obviously!"

Lazer hair removal?

My friend also wants to know how to lighten the skin around her holiest of holes

Also, I don't remember you having a hairy bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My friend has realised that his arse crack is rather hairy and although he keeps the frontage well maintained he wonders how best to tackle the back garden so to speak.

Asking for a friend obviously!

Lazer hair removal?

My friend also wants to know how to lighten the skin around her holiest of holes

Also, I don't remember you having a hairy bum

Lazer hair removal... sounds plausible, my friend thanks you.

If your friend would be kind enough to forward a picture of her hole I’ll gladly paint it whiteish and return it to her

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"My friend has realised that his arse crack is rather hairy and although he keeps the frontage well maintained he wonders how best to tackle the back garden so to speak.

Asking for a friend obviously!

I'll wax it for your friend

This is the reason he doesn’t ask his life partner to do it also."

my garage doors are open!!

(but tell your friend to hurry up its raining!!)

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over a year ago

Is it ok to just push a prolapse back in?

........ asking for a freind

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