FabSwingers.com forum: Morning pervs

By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

it's been a while since I've done the morning thread so what's been happening folks. Hope your all well bla bla bla me I'm still poorly sick and by fuck it's doing my box in

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By *reckledbumWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool

Morning bladey, I'm poorly too. Just been perving on you!

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By *r and Mrs B xxCouple
over a year ago

Chippenham

We're waiting for the taxi to take to the airport for our holibobs.

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Morning bladey, I'm poorly too. Just been perving on you!

Wow I'm flattered I perv you regularly. Thank God for stealth or I'd be blocked

Why you poorly nothing serious I hope x

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"We're waiting for the taxi to take to the airport for our holibobs.

Ohhh nice where you off to. Not jealous not jealous

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By *reckledbumWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Morning bladey, I'm poorly too. Just been perving on you!

Wow I'm flattered I perv you regularly. Thank God for stealth or I'd be blocked

Why you poorly nothing serious I hope x"

I'd never block you for perving on me.

I've just switched stealth mode off as I'm feeling brave

I've only got a cold nothing to serious. X

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By *r and Mrs B xxCouple
over a year ago

Chippenham

"We're waiting for the taxi to take to the airport for our holibobs.

Ohhh nice where you off to. Not jealous not jealous

Off to Turkey, in the taxi now. Looking forward to it.

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Morning bladey, I'm poorly too. Just been perving on you!

Wow I'm flattered I perv you regularly. Thank God for stealth or I'd be blocked

Why you poorly nothing serious I hope x

I'd never block you for perving on me.

I've just switched stealth mode off as I'm feeling brave

I've only got a cold nothing to serious. X

Carfull I'll get ideas. Who am I kidding I've already plenty of them

Aww glad it's nothing serious just watch out for that man strain a little biddy thing like you could never service although if you need your brow mopping I got skills

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"We're waiting for the taxi to take to the airport for our holibobs.

Ohhh nice where you off to. Not jealous not jealous

Off to Turkey, in the taxi now. Looking forward to it. "

I've some real happy memories of Turkey I should go back. Have a pipe for me when you get there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning OP, morning all...Happy Hump day

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Morning fuckwit I'm not well either but you don't really care

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By *andspringzMan
over a year ago

York

Morning all... hope you all have good reasons to be up at this ungodly hour!

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Good morning OP, morning all...Happy Hump day

Well hello you and welcome. Watch out for that pp he a dirty old man but shhhhhh I didn't tell you

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Morning fuckwit I'm not well either but you don't really care

Oh hello mate didn't see you there

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Morning all... hope you all have good reasons to be up at this ungodly hour!"

Morning mate. Yep insomnia pain and lack of hard drugs

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Morning fuckwit I'm not well either but you don't really care

Oh hello mate didn't see you there

Yeah yeah yeah !

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Morning fuckwit I'm not well either but you don't really care

Oh hello mate didn't see you there

Yeah yeah yeah !"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning bladey, I'm poorly too. Just been perving on you!

Oh Frecklebum, as the name suggests, beautiful..early morning perv

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By *andspringzMan
over a year ago

York

Morning mate. Yep insomnia pain and lack of hard drugs

Jeez... none of that is fun at all!!

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Morning mate. Yep insomnia pain and lack of hard drugs

Jeez... none of that is fun at all!! "

I believe the hard drugs are supposed to be but with my sheltered up bringing and crippling shyness I'd not no

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By *andspringzMan
over a year ago

York

I believe the hard drugs are supposed to be but with my sheltered up bringing and crippling shyness I'd not no

I heard that they were supposed to help with crippling shyness

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Morning fuckwit I'm not well either but you don't really care

Oh hello mate didn't see you there

Yeah yeah yeah !

Oh sorry I've been off to make a coffee and have a perv

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I believe the hard drugs are supposed to be but with my sheltered up bringing and crippling shyness I'd not no

I heard that they were supposed to help with crippling shyness

PMSL good answer

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Morning fuckwit I'm not well either but you don't really care

Oh hello mate didn't see you there

Yeah yeah yeah !

Oh sorry I've been off to make a coffee and have a perv

And I bet I know who of to. Fucking wow

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Morning fuckwit I'm not well either but you don't really care

Oh hello mate didn't see you there

Yeah yeah yeah !

Oh sorry I've been off to make a coffee and have a perv

And I bet I know who of to. Fucking wow

Well it wasn't fecking you

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Morning fuckwit I'm not well either but you don't really care

Oh hello mate didn't see you there

Yeah yeah yeah !

Oh sorry I've been off to make a coffee and have a perv

And I bet I know who of to. Fucking wow

Well it wasn't fecking you

Make a fucking change ya puff

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Morning fuckwit I'm not well either but you don't really care

Oh hello mate didn't see you there

Yeah yeah yeah !

Oh sorry I've been off to make a coffee and have a perv

And I bet I know who of to. Fucking wow

Well it wasn't fecking you

Make a fucking change ya puff

Shut it limpdick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I too am "poorly ",due to my greediness, scoffing a cheese burger with onions at 1,30 this morning, ,,I'm in absolute agony suffering from severe heartburn

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I too am "poorly ",due to my greediness, scoffing a cheese burger with onions at 1,30 this morning, ,,I'm in absolute agony suffering from severe heartburn

Nowt worse than burping onions

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Morning fuckwit I'm not well either but you don't really care

Oh hello mate didn't see you there

Yeah yeah yeah !

Oh sorry I've been off to make a coffee and have a perv

And I bet I know who of to. Fucking wow

Well it wasn't fecking you

Make a fucking change ya puff

Shut it limpdick

Look just because I've no interest in banging you doesn't been it's limp. Don't be bitter because I don't swing your way just except that we aren't all fab straight.

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I too am "poorly ",due to my greediness, scoffing a cheese burger with onions at 1,30 this morning, ,,I'm in absolute agony suffering from severe heartburn

Nowt worse than burping onions

Beat me to it

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

Woke up from a shitty dream at 4. So bit of an early start today.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I too am "poorly ",due to my greediness, scoffing a cheese burger with onions at 1,30 this morning, ,,I'm in absolute agony suffering from severe heartburn

Nowt worse than burping onions

Beat me to it

I'll beat you with a stick ya cheeky fecker

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Woke up from a shitty dream at 4. So bit of an early start today. "

Dreams what are they ohhh yes something to do with sleep right

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I too am "poorly ",due to my greediness, scoffing a cheese burger with onions at 1,30 this morning, ,,I'm in absolute agony suffering from severe heartburn

Nowt worse than burping onions

Beat me to it

I'll beat you with a stick ya cheeky fecker

Put em up put em up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning bladey, morning all xxx

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I too am "poorly ",due to my greediness, scoffing a cheese burger with onions at 1,30 this morning, ,,I'm in absolute agony suffering from severe heartburn

Nowt worse than burping onions

Beat me to it

I'll beat you with a stick ya cheeky fecker

Put em up put em up

Suffering suckatash

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Morning bladey, morning all xxx"

Morning

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I too am "poorly ",due to my greediness, scoffing a cheese burger with onions at 1,30 this morning, ,,I'm in absolute agony suffering from severe heartburn

Nowt worse than burping onions

Beat me to it

I'll beat you with a stick ya cheeky fecker

Put em up put em up

Suffering suckatash

dickhead

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I too am "poorly ",due to my greediness, scoffing a cheese burger with onions at 1,30 this morning, ,,I'm in absolute agony suffering from severe heartburn

Nowt worse than burping onions

Beat me to it

I'll beat you with a stick ya cheeky fecker

Put em up put em up

Suffering suckatash

dickhead

Twatface

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By *ll That Ass 67Woman
over a year ago

Kettering

Woke myself up coughing..week 6 of this fecking lurgy ..

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

"Woke up from a shitty dream at 4. So bit of an early start today.

Dreams what are they ohhh yes something to do with sleep right

Ruining it mainly! Going to be a loooong day now.

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Going to try and sleep again. Laters all

Pp your up no not that way you perv. ffs men

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Woke myself up coughing..week 6 of this fecking lurgy ..

You need some Vicks rubbing in

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Going to try and sleep again. Laters all

Pp your up no not that way you perv. ffs men

Tut tut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it's been a while since I've done the morning thread so what's been happening folks. Hope your all well bla bla bla me I'm still poorly sick and by fuck it's doing my box in

Morning! I’m having an exceptionally vigorous wank, sliding all over the kitchen tiles. Then I’m going to do some diy.

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By *andspringzMan
over a year ago

York

"Woke myself up coughing..week 6 of this fecking lurgy ..

6 weeks!?!? That's so long

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"it's been a while since I've done the morning thread so what's been happening folks. Hope your all well bla bla bla me I'm still poorly sick and by fuck it's doing my box in

Morning! I’m having an exceptionally vigorous wank, sliding all over the kitchen tiles. Then I’m going to do some diy. "

That's what happens when you leave your socks on.

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

Morning Bladey, PP and all you other lovely forumites

Happy hump day

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Morning Bladey, PP and all you other lovely forumites

Happy hump day

Happy hump day Mrs T

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"it's been a while since I've done the morning thread so what's been happening folks. Hope your all well bla bla bla me I'm still poorly sick and by fuck it's doing my box in

Morning Bladey

Feck off, Wednesday morning...

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"it's been a while since I've done the morning thread so what's been happening folks. Hope your all well bla bla bla me I'm still poorly sick and by fuck it's doing my box in

Morning Bladey

Feck off, Wednesday morning..."

How rude

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"it's been a while since I've done the morning thread so what's been happening folks. Hope your all well bla bla bla me I'm still poorly sick and by fuck it's doing my box in

Morning Bladey

Feck off, Wednesday morning...

How rude

I poke my tongue out at your snowflakiness...

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Good morning Op

Good morning fabbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Bladey

Morning all

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"it's been a while since I've done the morning thread so what's been happening folks. Hope your all well bla bla bla me I'm still poorly sick and by fuck it's doing my box in

Morning Bladey

Feck off, Wednesday morning...

How rude

I poke my tongue out at your snowflakiness..."

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"it's been a while since I've done the morning thread so what's been happening folks. Hope your all well bla bla bla me I'm still poorly sick and by fuck it's doing my box in

Morning Bladey

Feck off, Wednesday morning...

How rude

I poke my tongue out at your snowflakiness...

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Good morning everybody. Happy Wednesday. Enjoy the day whatever or whoever it brings your way.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Morning Bladey, morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning bladey, morning all,

Bladey hope your well soon, I'm sick too, been 17 days and counting still geez.. Y x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all hope you're all wwll

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Happy Hump day ! X

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

Morning x

I like a man that enjoys a good ride.

899? 918? 929? Newer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy hump day x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning FB

Morning Fabbers

Hope you all have a Fabulous Sunny Day

Jo&DXx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning sunshines!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Morning all

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Good morning Bladey et al.

If I could stay in bed today that would be super.

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

Good morning Bladey

Good morning naughty bunch

Have a lovely Wednesday

Booby hugs

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Morning all

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Morning to all the above

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

And hes back. Morning all above.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"And hes back. Morning all above. "

Bye then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning you lot.

We're having a bake off in the office today, just loaded my bag with my apple pie and whipped cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bore da Bladey

Hope you get sorted soon buddy it's been a while .

Good morning Friends Fabbers and Forumites. Happy hump day , it's going to be beautiful day I hope you all get to enjoy it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning to all the above "

Bore da PP buddy have a brilliant day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Good morning xx

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Morning all you horny peeps x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning to all my fab forum friends and happy hump day to you all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Bladey. Still hanging? I feel bad for buying you that birthday drink on saturday now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all, hope everyone’s woke up happy?? I’m heading home after holidays, bring on the blues ??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go moning shaggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning ?? could have done with waking up to you In them heels instead of an 8 hour drive ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all. Day off thank god

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all, I'm at my desk and wishing I wasn't.

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Morning Bladey. Still hanging? I feel bad for buying you that birthday drink on saturday now!

No no no that's long gone now. My wrist or rather hand is making life more than just a little tricky

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Morning Bladey. Still hanging? I feel bad for buying you that birthday drink on saturday now!

No no no that's long gone now. My wrist or rather hand is making life more than just a little tricky

Still can't have a wank then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning Bladey. Still hanging? I feel bad for buying you that birthday drink on saturday now!

No no no that's long gone now. My wrist or rather hand is making life more than just a little tricky

I thought as much. Ah, I knew you were made of harder stuff anyway Dude

Fingers crossed it heals up pronto for you

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Morning Bladey. Still hanging? I feel bad for buying you that birthday drink on saturday now!

No no no that's long gone now. My wrist or rather hand is making life more than just a little tricky

Still can't have a wank then

Its my left you cock I'm a righty so it's all good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning bladey, I could do with going back to bed. So tired today x

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