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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Has anybody ever set fire to their pubes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. They must have done, someone somewhere, law of probabilities I reckon! I haven’t!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Goodness gracious great balls of fire .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... love your posts op! I now want to see if I can...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes. They must have done, someone somewhere, law of probabilities I reckon! I haven’t!"

That electro globe gets any closer you might be in for a spontaneous combustion!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought I did but turns out it was just the herpies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought I did but turns out it was just the herpies"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes. They must have done, someone somewhere, law of probabilities I reckon! I haven’t!

That electro globe gets any closer you might be in for a spontaneous combustion!"

I electrocuted my willy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes. They must have done, someone somewhere, law of probabilities I reckon! I haven’t!

That electro globe gets any closer you might be in for a spontaneous combustion!

I electrocuted my willy! "

Did it leave the hair on your head looking like Albert Einstein?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"... love your posts op! I now want to see if I can..."

You can indeed. Just bring an industrial sized can of Elnett, backcomb a little and let the pyrotechnics begin.

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

What like .. using straighteners for too long ..

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

Twice, once on purpose , once by accident.

The by accident time was better somehow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holy smokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once set a hotel room on fire by accident

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I once set a hotel room on fire by accident"

What by setting light to your pubes first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once set a hotel room on fire by accident

What by setting light to your pubes first?"

Wouldn’t that be an amazing thing to have to explain to the firefighters?

‘Just wanted to see if my pubes would set on fire...forgot I sprayed them with hairspray earlier’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anybody ever set fire to their pubes? "
When they've been trimmed off hopefully

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I once set a hotel room on fire by accident

What by setting light to your pubes first?

Wouldn’t that be an amazing thing to have to explain to the firefighters?

‘Just wanted to see if my pubes would set on fire...forgot I sprayed them with hairspray earlier’"

Well these thing's do happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once set a hotel room on fire by accident"

Fairmont ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once set a hotel room on fire by accident

Fairmont ? "

Nah was in London. We had just gotten a megabus over, and as soon as we got there we napped. I woke up and removed my makeup and my husband went down to reception for something. I decided to straighten my hair, and turned the straighteners on and went to brush my teeth in the bathroom. When I came back the baby wipe I had used to take my makeup on was on fire and the desk had started to set on fire, my straighteners had slipped and started burning things.

And no fire alarm went off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once set a hotel room on fire by accident

Fairmont ?

Nah was in London. We had just gotten a megabus over, and as soon as we got there we napped. I woke up and removed my makeup and my husband went down to reception for something. I decided to straighten my hair, and turned the straighteners on and went to brush my teeth in the bathroom. When I came back the baby wipe I had used to take my makeup on was on fire and the desk had started to set on fire, my straighteners had slipped and started burning things.

And no fire alarm went off "

Wow, did you get charged for that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once set a hotel room on fire by accident

Fairmont ?

Nah was in London. We had just gotten a megabus over, and as soon as we got there we napped. I woke up and removed my makeup and my husband went down to reception for something. I decided to straighten my hair, and turned the straighteners on and went to brush my teeth in the bathroom. When I came back the baby wipe I had used to take my makeup on was on fire and the desk had started to set on fire, my straighteners had slipped and started burning things.

And no fire alarm went off

Wow, did you get charged for that? "

Nope

My straighteners were damaged (they were my mums, she wasn’t happy) and there was a few burn marks and that was that. Think they were just happy we didn’t kick off too much that there was no fire alarm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once set a hotel room on fire by accident

Fairmont ?

Nah was in London. We had just gotten a megabus over, and as soon as we got there we napped. I woke up and removed my makeup and my husband went down to reception for something. I decided to straighten my hair, and turned the straighteners on and went to brush my teeth in the bathroom. When I came back the baby wipe I had used to take my makeup on was on fire and the desk had started to set on fire, my straighteners had slipped and started burning things.

And no fire alarm went off "

Ohh they bloody things, twice girlfriends have burnt my carpets,is it a revenge thing ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dickhead Dave did, and his bum hair when he was lighting his farts.

Dave is very hairy.

I think he might flambé his chest hair next.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once set a hotel room on fire by accident

Fairmont ?

Nah was in London. We had just gotten a megabus over, and as soon as we got there we napped. I woke up and removed my makeup and my husband went down to reception for something. I decided to straighten my hair, and turned the straighteners on and went to brush my teeth in the bathroom. When I came back the baby wipe I had used to take my makeup on was on fire and the desk had started to set on fire, my straighteners had slipped and started burning things.

And no fire alarm went off

Ohh they bloody things, twice girlfriends have burnt my carpets,is it a revenge thing ? "

....was it on purpose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once set a hotel room on fire by accident

Fairmont ?

Nah was in London. We had just gotten a megabus over, and as soon as we got there we napped. I woke up and removed my makeup and my husband went down to reception for something. I decided to straighten my hair, and turned the straighteners on and went to brush my teeth in the bathroom. When I came back the baby wipe I had used to take my makeup on was on fire and the desk had started to set on fire, my straighteners had slipped and started burning things.

And no fire alarm went off

Ohh they bloody things, twice girlfriends have burnt my carpets,is it a revenge thing ?

....was it on purpose? "

You tell me don't think so but one of them burnt my kitchen worktop with a frying pan

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