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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Things in porn you don’t understand.

Say what it is and maybe together, as a team, we can solve the mysteries.

What I don’t understand, is pizza delivery men porn. The pizza is getting cold? At least eat the pizza first and then fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd fuck first then eat cold pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How guys last so long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why women wear high heels everywhere.

Even when sun bathing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How guys last so long "

I don’t get it either?? I watched a documentary and halfway through they pause and take photos of websites and promotions?!

But they sometimes have to swap the man out if he can’t cum, and they have someone else preform the action shot. They also cover the girls face in lotion instead of cum. So he’ll cum on her face, then they’ll pause, stay still and someone from production runs on and puts some lotion on her face.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why women wear high heels everywhere.

Even when sun bathing."

And to school!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How guys last so long "

You’re just fucking the wrong guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It'd be good to see some porn bloopers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They should make them more realistic ... the guy going at it with his tongue whilst the woman carries on watching Emmerdale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How guys last so long

You’re just fucking the wrong guys

"

I like fast cummers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They should make them more realistic ... the guy going at it with his tongue whilst the woman carries on watching Emmerdale "

Playing candy crush on her phone...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sink porn.

why do it over a filthy sink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 'fashion', slutty doesn't have to be ugly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sheer amount of (fake) interfamily porn (it wouldn’t let me put the proper word!). Does that do it for people?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why do the male police officers have proper uniform yet the women have revealing and impractical uniform? Same with teachers. And any other profession. Hmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The sheer amount of (fake) interfamily porn (it wouldn’t let me put the proper word!). Does that do it for people?"

Must do it for some people or they wouldn’t make it

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

They always look so ernest and serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How guys last so long

You’re just fucking the wrong guys

I like fast cummers "

I’ve never seen that written or heard it said before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How guys last so long

You’re just fucking the wrong guys

I like fast cummers "

If there’s one area I don’t disappoint it’s blowing my beans early doors.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why the fuck some porn films persist with insisting on a plot line! Everyone just fast forwards to the nudey action don’t they!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's with the shitty soundtrack !! I'm sure mainstream record labels should grant permission have some commercial music such as

Great Balls Of Fire etc

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why the fuck some porn films persist with insisting on a plot line! Everyone just fast forwards to the nudey action don’t they!? "

There’s a James Deen scene where he’s picking lemons from a lemon tree. Oscar worthy acting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do the male police officers have proper uniform yet the women have revealing and impractical uniform? Same with teachers. And any other profession. Hmmmm"

You mean that all Policewomen don’t wear stockings, suspenders and quarter cup bras!? FFS!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do the male police officers have proper uniform yet the women have revealing and impractical uniform? Same with teachers. And any other profession. Hmmmm

You mean that all Policewomen don’t wear stockings, suspenders and quarter cup bras!? FFS! "

Sorry for ruining that for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once saw a gay porn clip involving the use of a fork lift truck

It was in Berlin

Nuff said

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By *exyfuncouple-40Couple
over a year ago

Bloxham

Why are the plumbers clients always sexy , wearing heels and black underwear and it’s always the blocked sink waste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why the fuck some porn films persist with insisting on a plot line! Everyone just fast forwards to the nudey action don’t they!?

There’s a James Deen scene where he’s picking lemons from a lemon tree. Oscar worthy acting. "

You seem to know your porn!!

Another reason why I like you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those fake penises they use in humiliation videos or "12in" videos with fake foamy cum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why the fuck some porn films persist with insisting on a plot line! Everyone just fast forwards to the nudey action don’t they!?

There’s a James Deen scene where he’s picking lemons from a lemon tree. Oscar worthy acting.

You seem to know your porn!!

Another reason why I like you!! "

I’m old enough to watch porn YA KNOW

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

That amount of women that think they are being interviewed for a photo shoot for swimwear. Yet end up having full blown sex on video. I know that are all porn stars but would any of the women on here really fall for it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Things in porn you don’t understand.

Say what it is and maybe together, as a team, we can solve the mysteries.

What I don’t understand, is pizza delivery men porn. The pizza is getting cold? At least eat the pizza first and then fuck"

Dirty toilets yuk!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Things in porn you don’t understand.

Say what it is and maybe together, as a team, we can solve the mysteries.

What I don’t understand, is pizza delivery men porn. The pizza is getting cold? At least eat the pizza first and then fuck

Dirty toilets yuk!! "

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By *olfAndKittenCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Plumbers never have a big enough box for their tools

"Coor luv, can i put my tool in your box"

Thats just bad trade skills...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those fake penises they use in humiliation videos or "12in" videos with fake foamy cum "

Yeah... the ones where they constantly have to hold the base of the fake cock so it doesn’t fall off. Absolute nonsense

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

How many fake taxis are fitted with all angle cameras

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

How do all the women manage to take a full load in the face without even blinking?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do all the women manage to take a full load in the face without even blinking? "

Or drowning or snorting it?! Or getting it in their eye and screaming because that shit hurts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Things in porn you don’t understand.

Say what it is and maybe together, as a team, we can solve the mysteries.

What I don’t understand, is pizza delivery men porn. The pizza is getting cold? At least eat the pizza first and then fuck"

Yes!!

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spitting, vile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont get how every porn star apparently likes the same stuff and in practically the same order.

S

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Punishing your step child with sex. Erm

Punishing anyone really with sex. Oh the babysitter was caught stealing? Let me fuck her. That’ll show her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spitting, vile! "

Well said!

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So it goes...woman give oral....man fucks woman in the pussy....man fucks woman's arse.....man comes over her face....see porn screen writing is an art!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many fake taxis are fitted with all angle cameras"

Got to love Fake Taxi

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Americans!

they all seem to have fake tits, fake tans, fake teeth, fake nails and way too much dodgy ink.

i won't even mention the annoying, millisecond perfect, high pitched 'oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes' like a rusty swing in a strong breeze.

dirty euro porn is much better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The guy comes on to the woman and she accepts

Or even more unrealistic the woman comes on to the guy

I mean where's the hours and hours of wearing the woman down into acquiescence?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The guy comes on to the woman and she accepts

Or even more unrealistic the woman comes on to the guy

I mean where's the hours and hours of wearing the woman down into acquiescence? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single men meet women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The guy comes on to the woman and she accepts

Or even more unrealistic the woman comes on to the guy

I mean where's the hours and hours of wearing the woman down into acquiescence?

"

Oi you! Aren't you supposed to be off having a gorgeous bareback fuck?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The guy comes on to the woman and she accepts

Or even more unrealistic the woman comes on to the guy

I mean where's the hours and hours of wearing the woman down into acquiescence?

Oi you! Aren't you supposed to be off having a gorgeous bareback fuck? "

Soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think fake moaning and cumming from the girls is quite irritating. It sounds like it’s been dubbed on afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How guys last so long

You’re just fucking the wrong guys

I like fast cummers "

I used to be with a girl who would try and make me cum as quickly as possible, it made her very hot 'knowing what I'd done' she said.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"How many fake taxis are fitted with all angle cameras

Got to love Fake Taxi "

I think it's rubbish, don't get the appeal at all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How many fake taxis are fitted with all angle cameras

Got to love Fake Taxi

I think it's rubbish, don't get the appeal at all"

Me either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Americans!

they all seem to have fake tits, fake tans, fake teeth, fake nails and way too much dodgy ink.

i won't even mention the annoying, millisecond perfect, high pitched 'oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes' like a rusty swing in a strong breeze.

dirty euro porn is much better "

The oh yes oh yes in a voice that they all have!

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How guys last so long

I don’t get it either?? I watched a documentary and halfway through they pause and take photos of websites and promotions?!

But they sometimes have to swap the man out if he can’t cum, and they have someone else preform the action shot. They also cover the girls face in lotion instead of cum. So he’ll cum on her face, then they’ll pause, stay still and someone from production runs on and puts some lotion on her face.

"

Thats the using good viagra and fluffers

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By *DKinkyJenTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

Why sick people are so attractive to nurses/doctors (and the lack of representation of other healthcare professionals)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many fake taxis are fitted with all angle cameras

Got to love Fake Taxi

I think it's rubbish, don't get the appeal at all

Me either"

Well they say opinions are like Arseholes !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How many fake taxis are fitted with all angle cameras

Got to love Fake Taxi

I think it's rubbish, don't get the appeal at all

Me either

Well they say opinions are like Arseholes ! "

Some get fucked daily?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

The "I've never done anal before and I'm scared it might hurt" actresses who 5 mins later without lube are taking a monster cock all the way there!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The "I've never done anal before and I'm scared it might hurt" actresses who 5 mins later without lube are taking a monster cock all the way there!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many fake taxis are fitted with all angle cameras

Got to love Fake Taxi

I think it's rubbish, don't get the appeal at all

Me either

Well they say opinions are like Arseholes !

Some get fucked daily?"

And they always get a tip lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Americans!

they all seem to have fake tits, fake tans, fake teeth, fake nails and way too much dodgy ink.

i won't even mention the annoying, millisecond perfect, high pitched 'oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes' like a rusty swing in a strong breeze.

dirty euro porn is much better "

I don't really like porn for this reason

Watersports, now what is that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hunky sexy delivery drivers who pull up at a house and then deliver the goods obviously of a sexual nature .

How many times have you waited for a delivery and the bugger never turns up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Americans!

they all seem to have fake tits, fake tans, fake teeth, fake nails and way too much dodgy ink.

i won't even mention the annoying, millisecond perfect, high pitched 'oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes' like a rusty swing in a strong breeze.

dirty euro porn is much better

I don't really like porn for this reason

Watersports, now what is that "

It’s piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Americans!

they all seem to have fake tits, fake tans, fake teeth, fake nails and way too much dodgy ink.

i won't even mention the annoying, millisecond perfect, high pitched 'oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes' like a rusty swing in a strong breeze.

dirty euro porn is much better

I don't really like porn for this reason

Watersports, now what is that

It’s piss"

Yep squirting, gushing all piss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Americans!

they all seem to have fake tits, fake tans, fake teeth, fake nails and way too much dodgy ink.

i won't even mention the annoying, millisecond perfect, high pitched 'oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes' like a rusty swing in a strong breeze.

dirty euro porn is much better

I don't really like porn for this reason

Watersports, now what is that

It’s piss

Yep squirting, gushing all piss "

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Americans!

they all seem to have fake tits, fake tans, fake teeth, fake nails and way too much dodgy ink.

i won't even mention the annoying, millisecond perfect, high pitched 'oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes' like a rusty swing in a strong breeze.

dirty euro porn is much better

I don't really like porn for this reason

Watersports, now what is that

It’s piss

Yep squirting, gushing all piss

Yep"

Glad that's all cleared up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How guys last so long "

They don't really last that long. When they get close to cumming the guy and the camera stops. The camera starts again after a rest. They keep on doing that until the cum shot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do women in porn always keep their shoes on even in bed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do women in porn always keep their shoes on even in bed?"

Shoes are sexy (apparently)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How guys last so long

I don’t get it either?? I watched a documentary and halfway through they pause and take photos of websites and promotions?!

But they sometimes have to swap the man out if he can’t cum, and they have someone else preform the action shot. They also cover the girls face in lotion instead of cum. So he’ll cum on her face, then they’ll pause, stay still and someone from production runs on and puts some lotion on her face.

"

You're both meeting the wrong guys

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By *heRealMrSBMan
over a year ago

Warrington


"Why the fuck some porn films persist with insisting on a plot line! Everyone just fast forwards to the nudey action don’t they!? "

I'm there for the plot twists

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why the fuck some porn films persist with insisting on a plot line! Everyone just fast forwards to the nudey action don’t they!?

I'm there for the plot twists"

I’m there for the lemons

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By *heRealMrSBMan
over a year ago

Warrington


"Why the fuck some porn films persist with insisting on a plot line! Everyone just fast forwards to the nudey action don’t they!?

I'm there for the plot twists

I’m there for the lemons "

There is a scene on one film with a lemon stealing whore. It's hilarious. Great story too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why the fuck some porn films persist with insisting on a plot line! Everyone just fast forwards to the nudey action don’t they!?

I'm there for the plot twists

I’m there for the lemons

There is a scene on one film with a lemon stealing whore. It's hilarious. Great story too."

James Deen?

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By *ikely ladMan
over a year ago

Hounslow

Fluffers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I don't understand is why I'm not in one, enjoying myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the way everything is dubbed the moans etc

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By *esus H ChristMan
over a year ago

birmingham


"How many fake taxis are fitted with all angle cameras

Got to love Fake Taxi

I think it's rubbish, don't get the appeal at all

Me either"

I've read that the Fake Taxi cockney guy is real life Taxi rapist John Worboys.....puts a slightly different slant on his films

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

The mechanic with a big 18" adjustable spanner or a big stilson yet its a 10mm nut he is suppose to be taking off....

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish


"How do all the women manage to take a full load in the face without even blinking? "

Practice, and more practice.

I try this as often as I can....

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By *m389Man
over a year ago

Bromley

The pizza man taught me everything I know.

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By *xLedZepxx2Man
over a year ago

Didcot


"I once saw a gay porn clip involving the use of a fork lift truck

It was in Berlin

Nuff said "

I find gay porn even more unconvincing than straight, the guys fit 3 stereotypes, Muscle bound, skinny twink or fat old dude and they either go commando or wear jocks, jeez, what happened to proper underwear? And why do so many male porn stars, straight or gay have big fat cocks with tiny little bell ends?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Masseures never remain professional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once saw a gay porn clip involving the use of a fork lift truck

It was in Berlin

Nuff said

I find gay porn even more unconvincing than straight, the guys fit 3 stereotypes, Muscle bound, skinny twink or fat old dude and they either go commando or wear jocks, jeez, what happened to proper underwear? And why do so many male porn stars, straight or gay have big fat cocks with tiny little bell ends?"

I think there’s a squeezing exercise technique to get more girth, but obviously doesn’t affect the bell end.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The pizza man taught me everything I know. "

My pizza man now runs the local corner shop

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By *m389Man
over a year ago

Bromley


"The pizza man taught me everything I know.

My pizza man now runs the local corner shop "

I’m sure his business is genuine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The pizza man taught me everything I know.

My pizza man now runs the local corner shop

I’m sure his business is genuine. "

It is, he’s a great guy bless him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fake taxi baffles me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fake taxi baffles me"

What, the concept?

He isn’t a real taco driver

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol, taxi driver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Things in porn you don’t understand.

Say what it is and maybe together, as a team, we can solve the mysteries.

What I don’t understand, is pizza delivery men porn. The pizza is getting cold? At least eat the pizza first and then fuck"
Some people love cold pizza,what I don't understand is how they manage to make the yes yes yes oh yes sound the same everytime no matter who's saying it and also how you never see the directors shadow as he orchestrates it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The window cleaner, never cleans the windows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why women moan and groan like crazy when giving a blowjob.....i mean its not like you get your jollies off to that extent just giving one!

Mrs S xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The window cleaner, never cleans the windows"

If anything he makes them dirtier

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By *xLedZepxx2Man
over a year ago

Didcot

Guy in a suit shags secretary, he's wearing a suit, she's wearing slutty clothes with a sort of 80s/90s look to them, underneath his trousers he's commando and she's wearing either no knickers or not the sort of underwear you'd expect anywhere other than the bedroom.

Or two bubble butted fake blondes with big fake tits wearing gym attire that looks like it's painted on seduce beefy gym instructor with massive dick.

Really?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guy in a suit shags secretary, he's wearing a suit, she's wearing slutty clothes with a sort of 80s/90s look to them, underneath his trousers he's commando and she's wearing either no knickers or not the sort of underwear you'd expect anywhere other than the bedroom.

Or two bubble butted fake blondes with big fake tits wearing gym attire that looks like it's painted on seduce beefy gym instructor with massive dick.

Really?"

I never see it happening in my local gym

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The window cleaner, never cleans the windows"
is that because his face and nose are pressed up against it perving

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I wouldn't know . I've never watched any

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wouldn't know . I've never watched any "

Me either

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I wouldn't know . I've never watched any

Me either "

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay


"It'd be good to see some porn bloopers "

They're out there.

Can't remember the site but saw collections which included

A fly buzzing around and landing on a pussy during an anal scene.

Various cum shots not going as planned including someone taking cum in the eye very badly and another when a fellow female laughs when it lands in an eye.

Folk falling over, losing balance or position

General fooling around and pranks

Bleeding from anal

Folk not happy at various activities or acts not agreed to beforehand

Folk leaving the set not to return, usually first timers who thought it was going to be different

Cameras, microphones equipment in shot, directly or in mirrors.

Farts during sex (from either partner)

Inadvertent poop on cock on withdrawal from anal

Back locking and unable to move.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fake taxi baffles me

What, the concept?

He isn’t a real taco driver "

Oh it isn’t real . There was me wanting to change profession

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over a year ago


"Fake taxi baffles me

What, the concept?

He isn’t a real taco driver

Oh it isn’t real . There was me wanting to change profession "

He may be a real taxi driver. Just not a taco driver

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over a year ago


"Fake taxi baffles me

What, the concept?

He isn’t a real taco driver

Oh it isn’t real . There was me wanting to change profession

He may be a real taxi driver. Just not a taco driver "

Love tacos

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By *angtidy42Couple
over a year ago

Redditch

Taxi taxi,she shouted in London. But you never see them getting dropped off at where they wanted to get too.

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By *anetandNickCouple
over a year ago

Ross-on-Wye


"Why women wear high heels everywhere.

Even when sun bathing."

Oh, do I do something wrong, I didn't realise.

Janet xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When women have super long fake nails, but still manage to finger each other without bleeding or pain.

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

That everyone lives in a mansion with a pool.

And it never rains.

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