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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...you tripped over?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

my tongue when i saw a dam pretty girl on my evening dog walk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our New puppy

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"...you tripped over?

tongue,it got caught under my knob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum always used to tell me not to look down at the ground when walking but to look ahead so I don't bump into anything.

I tripped over a dwarf.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

devil dog,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me cock xx

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

fecking cat twining round me feet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"fecking cat twining round me feet

Me too... bloody thing

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me cock xx

That wasn't hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me cock xx

That wasn't hard

Never is xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fecking cat twining round me feet

Me too... bloody thing

lol"

mine do it as well fav place is on the stairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fecking cat twining round me feet

same here, you think it would have learnt by now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me cock xx

That wasn't hard

Never is xx

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

the damn jetty at a local dive site and damaged me friggin ribs THEY HURT!!!!

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By *o Peep n WoodyCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

Hettie my hoover. Had left her at the top of the stairs

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Hettie my hoover. Had left her at the top of the stairs

hope you didn't tumble down the stairs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hettie my hoover. Had left her at the top of the stairs

hope you didn't tumble down the stairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bloody dog that has a habit of walking across my path in front!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Shhh, don't tell the other blokes ... a firkin mop, cut my head as well. ..

now promise you won't tell ,

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

someone's halo

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"someone's halo

caught round yer ankles was it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh my... I've just been thinking about trips I've had in the past...

I once tripped over a puddle

(yes, I was under the influence)

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"Shhh, don't tell the other blokes ... a firkin mop, cut my head as well. ..

now promise you won't tell ,

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where did you get the ninja first its santas now its ninjas i cant keep up

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"someone's halo

caught round yer ankles was it?

my halo s firmly on my head, but theirs wasn't

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"someone's halo

caught round yer ankles was it?

...along with her knickers

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Shhh, don't tell the other blokes ... a firkin mop, cut my head as well. ..

now promise you won't tell ,

where did you get the ninja first its santas now its ninjas i cant keep up"

that's not a ninja, it's my neighbours

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"someone's halo

caught round yer ankles was it?

...along with her knickers

dont wear knickers

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"...you tipped over?

A great meal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"someone's halo

caught round yer ankles was it?

...along with her knickers

dont wear knickers

....very often

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"someone's halo

caught round yer ankles was it?

...along with her knickers

dont wear knickers

....very often

shhh this thread is ruining my good reputation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Kit bag this morning when rushing to get out the door for hockey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"someone's halo

caught round yer ankles was it?

...along with her knickers

dont wear knickers

....very often

shhh this thread is ruining my good reputation

You've had a good reputation?????

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"someone's halo

caught round yer ankles was it?

...along with her knickers

dont wear knickers

....very often

shhh this thread is ruining my good reputation

You've had a good reputation?????

oh yeah, verified by the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my flipping dog, i trip over him all the time he has a habbit of walking between your feet

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"someone's halo

caught round yer ankles was it?

...along with her knickers

dont wear knickers

....very often

shhh this thread is ruining my good reputation

You've had a good reputation?????

I still will have, Im gonna blame it on Mr A posting in joint account (but dont tell anyone)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my flipping dog, i trip over him all the time he has a habbit of walking between your feet"

Yours does that too?

Mine would look back as if butter would not melt in his mouth.

The mutt would not eat dry toast, he would only eat it if there is butter on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I TRIPPED OVER A HOLE THAT WAS STICKING UP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my flipping dog, i trip over him all the time he has a habbit of walking between your feet

Yours does that too?

Mine would look back as if butter would not melt in his mouth"

yeah hes only 15 weeks gets right under your feet, drives me nuts

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By *o Peep n WoodyCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

"Hettie my hoover. Had left her at the top of the stairs

hope you didn't tumble down the stairs

no tumbling down stairs. just stubbed my toes

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

the light fantastic....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

effing mega block about 2 minutes ago

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

the curb last night on my works christmas do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"effing mega block about 2 minutes ago

U playing with ya.block again?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"effing mega block about 2 minutes ago

Clumsy twunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"effing mega block about 2 minutes ago

Clumsy twunt

they boobytrapped me the little sods

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"effing mega block about 2 minutes ago

Clumsy twunt

they boobytrapped me the little sods

I like their style

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

my effing cat

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

My bloody shoes, why do women need so may of em anyways?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My feet as usual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mushrooms

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By *r AntrimMan
over a year ago

lisburn

a bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a bed

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