FabSwingers.com forum: The most stupid question asked..

By *j48 OP Man
over a year ago

Wigan

What you into?

Ffs

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Or what you looking for on here....

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

How are you finding Fabs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you enjoying fab?

Nah, on here cause I hate it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can u cock fart op?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my case, fancy a coffee sometime

Generically : can I ask you a question? (They already have!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better to ask stupid questions than do stupid things

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

On Fab: what are you looking for?

Off Fab: are you Diane Abbott!

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

Am i a black male

. Whaaaaat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you enjoying fab?

Nah, on here cause I hate it"

I often think that there's a little bit of masochist in all of us (obviously more those that really dig it) for persevering on here...

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

"What you into?

Ffs

Lol, get asked this constantly.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"On Fab: what are you looking for?

Off Fab: are you Diane Abbott!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How are you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit fuck iv used them all pmsl

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By *olfAndKittenCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Can i ask you a question?"

duhhh you just did

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

So many people concerned about how we are it's heartwarming (ffs)

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By *andS33Couple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"How are you finding Fabs? "

I like this one, I reply with "I have it bookmarked on my homepage"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why haven't you answered my last message

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"FAF?"

I've never been asked this ;'(

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are you on fab if you’re not meeting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are you on fab if you’re not meeting?"

Fair question tbh

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By *airyfatmanMan
over a year ago

by 'ere

"On Fab: what are you looking for?

Off Fab: are you Diane Abbott!

But are you though??

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Why are you on fab if you’re not meeting?

Fair question tbh"

I was asked this last week, my answer was

"because I have a serious injury at the moment"

To which I was told I shouldn't be posting pics, and should hide my profile, as I'm wasting people's time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are you on fab if you’re not meeting?

Fair question tbh

I was asked this last week, my answer was

"because I have a serious injury at the moment"

To which I was told I shouldn't be posting pics, and should hide my profile, as I'm wasting people's time

I’m the same! I’m signed off work and in immense pain, the first line on my profile says I’m not meeting due to ill health...but yep, I’m wasting everyone’s time

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"Or what you looking for on here...."

But your profile doesn't state what you're looking for so if me and my girl came acriss your profile then we'd naturally ask the same question

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"How are you finding Fabs? "

What's wrong with that question?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna meet now from single men in cars...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you meet now?

Am I showing as meet now?

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"What you into?

Ffs

Lol, get asked this constantly."

People change what they're looking for and don't ways update their profile to match. So i don't see what the issue would be to that question. You've got to remember that everyone runs there profile how they like.

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By *j48 OP Man
over a year ago

Wigan

"What you into?

Ffs

Lol, get asked this constantly.

I doubt that a lot, what you into basically means I /we couldn't be arsed reading your profile but have looked at your message / pics so we came up with this as a question

intelligence in abundance ha ha

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London

Just today, from an absolutely empty profile:

Wanna meet?

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London

[Removed by poster at 09/10/18 15:31:46]

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By *j48 OP Man
over a year ago

Wigan

"Just today, from an absolutely empty profile:

Wanna meet?"

You mean you didn't reply

Ohh yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I ask you a question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are no stupid questions but the answers are debatable!!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"How are you finding Fabs?

What's wrong with that question?. "

If it was part of an ongoing chat/conversation, then nothing wrong.

But as it seems to be the standard one line I get sent a lot as an opening message, well, then there's a lot wrong with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are no stupid questions but the answers are debatable!! "

How can I perv on you if your profile is hidden?

Very selfish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I ask you a question?"

That gets instant delete from me

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Is this bread fresh?

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Why did you say that on the Forum dickhead

...me wonders if were they expecting a polite reply or a little more sarcastic irony flying over their heads?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How come you meet couples but not single woman

Truth hurts sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you poo in front of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Are you married’

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Will you be my Mummy?

Can I be your toilet?

No. Aaaaand no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are you doing on a site like this?.....

ermmmm

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

On a guided tour of Cheddar gorge caves, someone asked our guide, ‘how thick are the walls?!’

Someone else asked ‘how many more miles of undiscovered caves are there?!’

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

"On a guided tour of Cheddar gorge caves, someone asked our guide, ‘how thick are the walls?!’

Someone else asked ‘how many more miles of undiscovered caves are there?!’

Answers:

Quite!

and

Could be quite a few but maybe not so many!

Think that should cover it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in yet?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Why do men/women ....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Are there any single hotwives on here

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By *mber DextrousWoman
over a year ago

Devon

"What you into?

Ffs

Lol, get asked this constantly.

I doubt that a lot, what you into basically means I /we couldn't be arsed reading your profile but have looked at your message / pics so we came up with this as a question

intelligence in abundance ha ha "

Not necessarily, I use a variation on the theme a lot because so many people have sod all in their text and every interest displayed, so how else am I meant know if they're looking for the same sort of things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What you into?

Ffs

How are you

What are you in to

But best of all,

why don't people reply to my messages? It's rude.

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Are you free now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chancers question..

Im not gay but.. Would u like to suck or be sucked, Discrete car meet.

Umm.. Kinda makes u a little gay m8, & my profile says no guys so what do u reckon?

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

"What you into?

Ffs

This

My response? "Reggae and R&B, mostly". It has the desired effect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘What are you up to?’

Well... like most of us, I’m sat on the sofa in a slightly-less-sexy-than-ideal outfit... with a cup of tea and my eyes glued to the phone!

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

How's it going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m dying to hear pull my finger’s thoughts on this

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By *atalie..Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

Can I smell your lobster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gay for pay?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

You free?

Without qualifying if they refer to £ or time - or both

Will you meet when I'm in your area?

I really have no clue, your profile silhouette isn't alluring, I don't know when you are here etc

Could you contact X, as they have blocked me?

(No actual copied messages mods

)

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

Phone enquiry; "Is your club going to be busy tonight"?

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By *onny69sMan
over a year ago

Donny

I got today "are you wanking"

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex

"On Fab: what are you looking for?

Off Fab: are you Diane Abbott!

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hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's your type?

When I tell the they're not my type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What can I call you sam ?

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By *j48 OP Man
over a year ago

Wigan

"What you into?

Ffs

This

My response? "Reggae and R&B, mostly". It has the desired effect

Ha ha like it

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

“Do you meet alone”?

Erm... read the profile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The thing is, people run out of things to say and try to make conversation even with dumb questions because its better than the effortless alternative

"Hey lets fuck"

People who want articulate structured sentences that constantly flow are asking for too much on a site like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where in Leeds are you?

Presume the many people who ask this will only meet others within walking distance..

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Got kik?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or what you looking for on here...."

See I ask this because so many profiles don’t tell you, or only tell a partial vanilla story.

Almost no one is going to say ‘I’m a hung black guy who likes fucking curvy white women up the arse’, that’s got to come out in conversation. or after a first meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The thing is, people run out of things to say and try to make conversation even with dumb questions because its better than the effortless alternative

"Hey lets fuck"

People who want articulate structured sentences that constantly flow are asking for too much on a site like this"

If they can't be bothered with sentences though, I can't be bothered putting any bits of their body in mine so I'd say they're the one asking too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you really hairy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a dog

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"On Fab: what are you looking for?

Off Fab: are you Diane Abbott!

But are you though??

I can neither confirm nor deny...

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"On a guided tour of Cheddar gorge caves, someone asked our guide, ‘how thick are the walls?!’

Someone else asked ‘how many more miles of undiscovered caves are there?!’

On holiday in Morocco (a Muslim country) people were complaining about the fahz salat: asking if it could be moved to a later time so they could enjoy their holiday lie in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you free?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *orningtonCroissantMan
over a year ago

notts and humberside

"How are you finding Fabs? "

Oops! I have asked that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I ask you a question?"

Omg! I get heaps of those messages!

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What you into?

Ffs

What shoild you ask then to find out boundaries etc.. i certainly would never meet anyone unless we had talked about limits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hows you"

or at stupid o'clock at night / early morning ...

"wanna meet"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you fuck love? It has to be one of the most crass lines ever!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

"What shoild you ask then to find out boundaries etc.. i certainly would never meet anyone unless we had talked about limits

I’ve had a few interesting conversations with people who’ve said they won’t meet me because I didn’t list their specific ‘likes’ in my preferences.

Surely the only stupid question is the one you didn’t ask?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What you into?

Ffs

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but if you havnt read the profile a valid question surely

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"What you into?

Ffs

but if you havnt read the profile a valid question surely "

Read profile 1st to avoid this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What you into?

Ffs

but if you havnt read the profile a valid question surely

Read profile 1st to avoid this

"
yes but my point was most don't, so on that premise knowing that most guys and some women don't read profiles, they just look at pics, then in that instance a valid but albeit annoying question

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"What you into?

Ffs

but if you havnt read the profile a valid question surely

Read profile 1st to avoid this

yes but my point was most don't, so on that premise knowing that most guys and some women don't read profiles, they just look at pics, then in that instance a valid but albeit annoying question "

Exactly, when question is asked thats in the bio it doesn't warrant a reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I asked one....can I see a face pic? ....reply was....you first!

what’s that all about???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You ok????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi how are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I asked one....can I see a face pic? ....reply was....you first!

what’s that all about???

"
she wanted to see yours first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I asked one....can I see a face pic? ....reply was....you first!

what’s that all about???

she wanted to see yours first "
for fear of rejection you mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I asked one....can I see a face pic? ....reply was....you first!

what’s that all about???

she wanted to see yours first for fear of rejection you mean? "
No women rule so if she liked your pic or not as the case may be she wouldn't send you hers and probably in the more ruthless scenarios just press the block button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want a cup of tea?

Obviously I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What you into?

Ffs

but if you havnt read the profile a valid question surely

Read profile 1st to avoid this

yes but my point was most don't, so on that premise knowing that most guys and some women don't read profiles, they just look at pics, then in that instance a valid but albeit annoying question "

I dont state my turn on and offs in my profile really.. so the question would need to be asked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What you into?

Ffs

but if you havnt read the profile a valid question surely

Read profile 1st to avoid this

yes but my point was most don't, so on that premise knowing that most guys and some women don't read profiles, they just look at pics, then in that instance a valid but albeit annoying question

I dont state my turn on and offs in my profile really.. so the question would need to be asked"
yes and this point illustrates that we are all different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I ask you a question?

That gets instant delete from me"

Me too as I dread what’s coming next lol !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I ask you a question?

That gets instant delete from me

Me too as I dread what’s coming next lol !

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I don't believe you would but the initial hint at a stupid question is a little pointless, just hit them with the question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got today "are you wanking""

Was you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I ask you a question?

That gets instant delete from me

Me too as I dread what’s coming next lol !

I don't believe you would but the initial hint at a stupid question is a little pointless, just hit them with the question "

Usually they’re profile gives some hints as to what I’m in for lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I ask you a question?

That gets instant delete from me

Me too as I dread what’s coming next lol !

I don't believe you would but the initial hint at a stupid question is a little pointless, just hit them with the question

Usually they’re profile gives some hints as to what I’m in for lol "
yes I bet the name eg ' iwannadrillu ' and a cock pic avatar and one line of profile write up eg 'if you're interested ask me anything '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I ask you a question?

That gets instant delete from me

Me too as I dread what’s coming next lol !

I don't believe you would but the initial hint at a stupid question is a little pointless, just hit them with the question

Usually they’re profile gives some hints as to what I’m in for lol yes I bet the name eg ' iwannadrillu ' and a cock pic avatar and one line of profile write up eg 'if you're interested ask me anything '"

Absolutely !

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"What you into?

Ffs

Lol, get asked this constantly.

I doubt that a lot, what you into basically means I /we couldn't be arsed reading your profile but have looked at your message / pics so we came up with this as a question

intelligence in abundance ha ha "

Well that's why we all have opinions

. I'm going off past experience and facts. And lost we come across don't actually say what they're looking for. I could forward 10 profiles that would make you agree. But for all those who don't have what they're looking for 100s do as as you mentioned most can't be bothered to read it. Will always be an exception to the rules. #Life

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Can I have a Candy Crush life?

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"What you into?

Ffs

but if you havnt read the profile a valid question surely

Read profile 1st to avoid this

yes but my point was most don't, so on that premise knowing that most guys and some women don't read profiles, they just look at pics, then in that instance a valid but albeit annoying question "

Don't forget couples. We've seen that they are the worst culprits of this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"What you into?

Ffs

but if you havnt read the profile a valid question surely

Read profile 1st to avoid this

yes but my point was most don't, so on that premise knowing that most guys and some women don't read profiles, they just look at pics, then in that instance a valid but albeit annoying question

Don't forget couples. We've seen that they are the worst culprits of this

Yes but usually the random messages from couples is fake account. Had today, I need a fuck, another was want pussy pussy action along with the usual people concerned how we are

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By *j48 OP Man
over a year ago

Wigan

"The thing is, people run out of things to say and try to make conversation even with dumb questions because its better than the effortless alternative

"Hey lets fuck"

People who want articulate structured sentences that constantly flow are asking for too much on a site like this

If they can't be bothered with sentences though, I can't be bothered putting any bits of their body in mine so I'd say they're the one asking too much

This

A little bit of effort and showing some interest in the person they're messaging goes a long way....

Hi there, I see you say on your profile such and such, then ask a relavent question

Can't do that then I ain't spending any time dragging a conversation out of someone

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