FabSwingers.com forum: Sweeping generalisations

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There’s loads, let’s list some

‘Young men aren’t successful on fab due to their age’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fat women don't say no to nothing.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Timewasters make it harder for genuine guys.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Timewasters make it harder for genuine guys. "

Ughhhh yes. In fact it’s the opposite!

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

All brooms conform to a standard pattern

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

If you don't accommodate you must be cheating

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Under 30? You’re far too young for fab. Get out to the real world! The youth have no idea how to pull in person

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Nice guys" get no "luck"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All brooms conform to a standard pattern

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All women are fakes and lesbians

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All women are fakes and lesbians"

I thought that was true

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Men over 60 can’t get it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hard brush is good for sweeping grass off the pavement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single guys are responsible for everything wrong with the world and my life

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Single guys are responsible for everything wrong with the world and my life "

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any statement that starts with:

"All you ...."

As in "All you Brexiteers are ..."

"All you single guys are .."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There’s loads, let’s list some

‘Young men aren’t successful on fab due to their age’"
Men are better at oral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the straight men are secretly bi, they just wont admit it.

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By *rebor1955Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"Fat women don't say no to nothing."
. Don't you mean 'Don't say no to anything'?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All the straight men are secretly bi, they just wont admit it."

And all bi women are only bi because it turns men on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All women are gagging for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women just can't stay focused

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All women can be persuaded to fuck men if men offer money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All Men think with their dicks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asian/Oriental guys are not as good in bed as Western/Black guys because their cocks aren't as big!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Asian/Oriental guys are not as good in bed as Western/Black guys because their cocks aren't as big! "

All black men have massive cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All single men won't say no to any pussy that's on offer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All women can squirt, it just takes the right man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fat women don't say no to nothing.. Don't you mean 'Don't say no to anything'? "

Yes, I was going for the dim fat woman style.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asian women are all sex-crazed and love big white cocks.

Bonus point if the explanation "because they aren't getting enough from their Asian male counterparts/because their Asian boyfriends aren't big enough to stretch them out" is thrown in as well.

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

All couples get hundreds of messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All women can squirt, it just takes the right man

Making a woman squirt means the man is a sex God.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blonde women are bimbos

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All women can squirt, it just takes the right man

Making a woman squirt means the man is a sex God."

He is a legend, his picture will be hung in the local Whetherspoons so everyone will know of his amazing achievements

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All couples get hundreds of messages."

All women get hundreds of messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All women can squirt, it just takes the right man

Making a woman squirt means the man is a sex God.

He is a legend, his picture will be hung in the local Whetherspoons so everyone will know of his amazing achievements "

thanks, I just spat all my coffee out on the table!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All bisexual people are just in self-denial: they're either gay or lesbian and just can't make their minds up/are greedy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All women can squirt, it just takes the right man

Making a woman squirt means the man is a sex God.

He is a legend, his picture will be hung in the local Whetherspoons so everyone will know of his amazing achievements

thanks, I just spat all my coffee out on the table! "

That’s what it feels like to squirt, can I hang my photo up in Whetherspoons?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Genuine, Proffesional. (At what, exactly?!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Genuine, Proffesional. (At what, exactly?!) "

Professional woman squirted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All women can squirt, it just takes the right man

Making a woman squirt means the man is a sex God.

He is a legend, his picture will be hung in the local Whetherspoons so everyone will know of his amazing achievements

thanks, I just spat all my coffee out on the table!

That’s what it feels like to squirt, can I hang my photo up in Whetherspoons?"

If you do that I'd gladly drink a toast to you every single time I step into Weatherspoons.

"All Hail Queen Leviosa. Patron Goddess of Sex and Squirting. Grant my partner tonight a waterfall betwixt her thighs, that our cup be runneth over with heavenly female elixir!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All women can squirt, it just takes the right man

Making a woman squirt means the man is a sex God.

He is a legend, his picture will be hung in the local Whetherspoons so everyone will know of his amazing achievements

thanks, I just spat all my coffee out on the table!

That’s what it feels like to squirt, can I hang my photo up in Whetherspoons?

If you do that I'd gladly drink a toast to you every single time I step into Weatherspoons.

"All Hail Queen Leviosa. Patron Goddess of Sex and Squirting. Grant my partner tonight a waterfall betwixt her thighs, that our cup be runneth over with heavenly female elixir!" "

I want that written on my grave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All timewasters should be shot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All women can squirt, it just takes the right man

Making a woman squirt means the man is a sex God.

He is a legend, his picture will be hung in the local Whetherspoons so everyone will know of his amazing achievements

thanks, I just spat all my coffee out on the table!

That’s what it feels like to squirt, can I hang my photo up in Whetherspoons?

If you do that I'd gladly drink a toast to you every single time I step into Weatherspoons.

"All Hail Queen Leviosa. Patron Goddess of Sex and Squirting. Grant my partner tonight a waterfall betwixt her thighs, that our cup be runneth over with heavenly female elixir!"

I want that written on my grave"

What a way for people to remember you.

Some are remembered for being great statesmen.

Some are remembered for great deeds that benefited all mankind.

Queen Leviosa is gonna be remembered as the Squirter to Conquer Them All.

I'm sure it will be a long few decades left before you'll need to carve your headstone out, feel free to drop me a message and I'm sure we could always work out a reasonable price for me to carve that for you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All timewasters should be shot "

Woah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All women can squirt, it just takes the right man

Making a woman squirt means the man is a sex God.

He is a legend, his picture will be hung in the local Whetherspoons so everyone will know of his amazing achievements

thanks, I just spat all my coffee out on the table!

That’s what it feels like to squirt, can I hang my photo up in Whetherspoons?

If you do that I'd gladly drink a toast to you every single time I step into Weatherspoons.

"All Hail Queen Leviosa. Patron Goddess of Sex and Squirting. Grant my partner tonight a waterfall betwixt her thighs, that our cup be runneth over with heavenly female elixir!"

I want that written on my grave"
I'm having ' I told you I was ill ' as my epitaph

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All women can squirt, it just takes the right man

Making a woman squirt means the man is a sex God.

He is a legend, his picture will be hung in the local Whetherspoons so everyone will know of his amazing achievements

thanks, I just spat all my coffee out on the table!

That’s what it feels like to squirt, can I hang my photo up in Whetherspoons?

If you do that I'd gladly drink a toast to you every single time I step into Weatherspoons.

"All Hail Queen Leviosa. Patron Goddess of Sex and Squirting. Grant my partner tonight a waterfall betwixt her thighs, that our cup be runneth over with heavenly female elixir!"

I want that written on my grave

I’m having ' I told you I was ill ' as my epitaph "

Ive told the doctors that in my suicide note (because I’m in so much pain and they don’t believe that) I’ll be writing that. They giggled

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

When your profile says you don't accommodate, it actually means you'll make an exception for them , particularly if it's 1am in the morning

" Sure, come round, I'm sitting here all dressed up waiting" ( you know who you are!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When your profile says you don't accommodate, it actually means you'll make an exception for them , particularly if it's 1am in the morning

" Sure, come round, I'm sitting here all dressed up waiting" ( you know who you are!)"

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Old women are better lovers.

Fat women are real women and make better lovers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Old women are better lovers.

Fat women are real women and make better lovers.

Ah yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All women can squirt, it just takes the right man

Making a woman squirt means the man is a sex God.

He is a legend, his picture will be hung in the local Whetherspoons so everyone will know of his amazing achievements

thanks, I just spat all my coffee out on the table!

That’s what it feels like to squirt, can I hang my photo up in Whetherspoons?

If you do that I'd gladly drink a toast to you every single time I step into Weatherspoons.

"All Hail Queen Leviosa. Patron Goddess of Sex and Squirting. Grant my partner tonight a waterfall betwixt her thighs, that our cup be runneth over with heavenly female elixir!"

I want that written on my grave

I’m having ' I told you I was ill ' as my epitaph

Ive told the doctors that in my suicide note (because I’m in so much pain and they don’t believe that) I’ll be writing that. They giggled

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the doctor giggled actually my doctor is a very attractive woman and I make her laugh on the very rare occasion I see her

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All women can squirt, it just takes the right man

Making a woman squirt means the man is a sex God.

He is a legend, his picture will be hung in the local Whetherspoons so everyone will know of his amazing achievements

thanks, I just spat all my coffee out on the table!

That’s what it feels like to squirt, can I hang my photo up in Whetherspoons?

If you do that I'd gladly drink a toast to you every single time I step into Weatherspoons.

"All Hail Queen Leviosa. Patron Goddess of Sex and Squirting. Grant my partner tonight a waterfall betwixt her thighs, that our cup be runneth over with heavenly female elixir!"

I want that written on my grave

I’m having ' I told you I was ill ' as my epitaph

Ive told the doctors that in my suicide note (because I’m in so much pain and they don’t believe that) I’ll be writing that. They giggled

the doctor giggled actually my doctor is a very attractive woman and I make her laugh on the very rare occasion I see her "

Means she wants to fuck you bro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Older women/men are better in bed because they have more experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All women can squirt, it just takes the right man

Making a woman squirt means the man is a sex God.

He is a legend, his picture will be hung in the local Whetherspoons so everyone will know of his amazing achievements

thanks, I just spat all my coffee out on the table!

That’s what it feels like to squirt, can I hang my photo up in Whetherspoons?

If you do that I'd gladly drink a toast to you every single time I step into Weatherspoons.

"All Hail Queen Leviosa. Patron Goddess of Sex and Squirting. Grant my partner tonight a waterfall betwixt her thighs, that our cup be runneth over with heavenly female elixir!"

I want that written on my grave

I’m having ' I told you I was ill ' as my epitaph

Ive told the doctors that in my suicide note (because I’m in so much pain and they don’t believe that) I’ll be writing that. They giggled

the doctor giggled actually my doctor is a very attractive woman and I make her laugh on the very rare occasion I see her

Means she wants to fuck you bro"
really ok maybe we can lead up to the cough examination soon, cold hands mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Older women/men are better in bed because they have more experience. "

And less hang ups

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

Having met two Polish women who actively enjoy anal sex.

I can categorically state that all Polish women like and want anal sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once you’ve gone black you won’t go back...

My big toe did eventually, after breaking it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Once you’ve gone black you won’t go back...

My big toe did eventually, after breaking it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a crazy world. Then you join fabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All Scottish people are tight ... I spent 2 yrs in Glasgow and this Myth was blown out the water on the first night..

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

Everyone who doesn't want to meet bi guys is discriminating.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All Scottish people are tight ... I spent 2 yrs in Glasgow and this Myth was blown out the water on the first night..

Tight in which way? Tight with their money, or tight pussies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

22 is too old to be a swinger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"22 is too old to be a swinger "

But 21 is too young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All Scottish people are tight ... I spent 2 yrs in Glasgow and this Myth was blown out the water on the first night..

Tight in which way? Tight with their money, or tight pussies?

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he hasn't been to same bars as me then

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

All people that make sweeping generalisations are opinionated and wrong x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All Scottish people are tight ... I spent 2 yrs in Glasgow and this Myth was blown out the water on the first night..

Tight in which way? Tight with their money, or tight pussies?

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.... With their dosh Queen...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mature people are past it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All Scottish people are tight ... I spent 2 yrs in Glasgow and this Myth was blown out the water on the first night..

Tight in which way? Tight with their money, or tight pussies?

.... With their dosh Queen...

Ohhhhhhhhh

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Only needs like Harry Potter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s no such thing as a sweeping gesture, unless your doing housework.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only needs like Harry Potter"

Eh?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

The ugly/fat ones are the best fucks

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

"Only needs like Harry Potter

Eh?"

....can be satisfied by a Harry Potter film?

Just a guess!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women snore Louder than men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All Asian guys are pushy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That men will just fuck anything because we are here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men are slow on the uptake...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men are slow on the uptake..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If women like rough sex it’s because they’ve been abused or suffered trauma

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By *bwplaydateMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and travel/hotel

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By *bwplaydateMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and travel/hotel

Women fall for white knight bullshit all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes lots and most are about men, if they cant accommodate they must be married, they cant understand that they might live with others.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Women only want gym rats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women only want gym rats

Gym Rats lower their standards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look after your broom

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

I read it on "insert media name" must be true .

Fab

-acebook

Well known search engines

Etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Married people are all deceitful and singletons are not.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Only needs like Harry Potter"

Ooops, I meant ...only nerds like Harry Potter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only needs like Harry Potter

Ooops, I meant ...only nerds like Harry Potter"

Glad you cleared that up after 21 weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only needs like Harry Potter

Ooops, I meant ...only nerds like Harry Potter

Glad you cleared that up after 21 weeks "
hahahahahahaha whole train just stared at me then

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

TV’s are gay

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