FabSwingers.com forum: I’d never do that in vanilla life ... but I will for Fab!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Go take a shower with a white shirt on ...

What else? :/)

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Ironing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit on my bike with no lycra shorts on.

Sorry you'll have to look if you don't believe me

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

" Sit on my bike with no lycra shorts on.

Sorry you'll have to look if you don't believe me

Oh la la ouch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Plug my cock into the mains?

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Wear Lycra with heels..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wear Lycra with heels..

Show off...bet it ruins your TT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hurt my back trying to take a bum pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Sit on my bike with no lycra shorts on.

Sorry you'll have to look if you don't believe me

Anything for the money shot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get home from a long ride on Dartmoor and take a photo of me in my bib shorts, instead of jumping in the shower straight away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do car gymnastics

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Say 'FaF?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Said that 5 times to a customer yesterday just slipped it randomly into conversations was giggleworthy as she was clueless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet a stranger in a hotel room for sex

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Have sex with people I barely know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Licked her lovely ass before I caught her name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use kik

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Setting the timer on my phone camera about 50 times just to take a semi-acceptable arse pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Setting the timer on my phone camera about 50 times just to take a semi-acceptable arse pic

Then realise it's on for ten seconds and you can't keep the tummy in, the arse clenched and the chest out for that long! I feel your pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Sit on my bike with no lycra shorts on.

Sorry you'll have to look if you don't believe me

Anything for the money shot!"

Trust me that pic has been in private for ages and is about to be deleted!!

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Setting the timer on my phone camera about 50 times just to take a semi-acceptable arse pic

Been there... Almost bounced completely off the bed trying to jump back into position and wiggle back into cuffs within the 5 second timeframe for my current profile pic

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Stick a veg kebab through my nipple piercings

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Wear Lycra with heels..

Show off...bet it ruins your TT"

I'm not build for speed

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Bend over the front seat of a car with my dress hitched up while not wearing knickers.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Drive to *ahem* a friend's with a butt plug in

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Use self timer on my phone camera

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South East London

Be interviewed by a national newspaper of dubious quality, about sleeping with wives while her husband make me coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have so many showers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fab is the only place I can think of where I can have a lovely casual conversation with someone about their day, what supermarket they’re off to and what they’re having for tea, and where I’ve seen their foof but not yet their face!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take pictures of myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Accidentally say hi to half naked men nearby...doh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are we allowed to shamelessly bump our own threads? Does anyone know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we allowed to shamelessly bump our own threads? Does anyone know?

Bump away

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Fuck on the first date?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Have sex with someone who I don't know their surname.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have sex with someone who I don't know their surname."

I'm going to have to 2nd this one. people on here who I've got numbers for , I make up surnames for them when I save them using their usernames lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoy an interracial mmmTVf mid-week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab is the only place I can think of where I can have a lovely casual conversation with someone about their day, what supermarket they’re off to and what they’re having for tea, and where I’ve seen their foof but not yet their face!

At my first STP social I was amused that I was chatting to people and I'd seen close ups of their genitals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have sex with someone who I don't know their surname.

I'm going to have to 2nd this one. people on here who I've got numbers for , I make up surnames for them when I save them using their usernames lol"

I have people with the same name and no surname so I put numbers after their names

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By *olfAndKittenCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Always good to be able to finally put a foof to a face

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Stick a veg kebab through my nipple piercings

Stick cake candles in mine & sing "Happy Birthday"

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Have sex with someone who I don't know their surname.

I'm going to have to 2nd this one. people on here who I've got numbers for , I make up surnames for them when I save them using their usernames lol

I have people with the same name and no surname so I put numbers after their names

But how do you know which is which,like if you had 3 Paul's how does that work?

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Have sex with more than one male at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have sex with someone who I don't know their surname."

Well, we know how difficult it can be trying to prise a forename from some folk!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Have sex with someone who I don't know their surname.

I'm going to have to 2nd this one. people on here who I've got numbers for , I make up surnames for them when I save them using their usernames lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dress up as a snowman and have someone ride my carrot.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Have sex with someone who I don't know their surname.

Well, we know how difficult it can be trying to prise a forename from some folk! "

Anyone can have mine,it's Ignite. My parents have a sense of humour don't you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have sex with someone without knowing their first name

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Always good to be able to finally put a foof to a face

Or a face to a foof! It’s often the foof I see first!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Reading thro this thread, everything listed on here pretty much I'd already done in the real world, (apart from the kebab thro nipple ring thing, and photo timer things, I'm not technical)...I'm going to have to up my fab game!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have friends who've never seen me in clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have sex with someone who I don't know their surname.

Well, we know how difficult it can be trying to prise a forename from some folk!

Anyone can have mine,it's Ignite. My parents have a sense of humour don't you know."

Oh, that Mr and Mrs Mybody. Such Wit!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Bareback.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send a complete stranger a cock pic

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Send a complete stranger a cock pic

That's called flashing in real life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Send a complete stranger a cock pic

That's called flashing in real life

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yeah not much for prison food and the sex is all one way

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Stick a veg kebab through my nipple piercings

Stick cake candles in mine & sing "Happy Birthday" "

Oh I'm so doing that for someone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show off my body to anyone who'll look (whilst posing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get pegged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have sex with more than one male at the same time

Can I join in please lol

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Hurt my back trying to take a bum pic

You should of let me hold the camera

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Copy people's pictures whilst covered in baby oil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never really drawn a distinction. sex is sex..the level of kinkiness is subjective..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have sex with someone who I don't know their surname.

I'm going to have to 2nd this one. people on here who I've got numbers for , I make up surnames for them when I save them using their usernames lol

I have people with the same name and no surname so I put numbers after their names

But how do you know which is which,like if you had 3 Paul's how does that work?"

Maybe each number corresponds to a penis shape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hurt my back trying to take a bum pic

You should of let me hold the camera

Next time Mrs T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Travel alone to meet a bunch of sex crazed strangers from the internet for a group social

Also apart from FAB, I've never and nor would I go to meet a guy alone just to have sex.

I had honestly never had a one night stand until a joined a similar site like FAB.

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