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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

as its the season to be jolly whats the worst christmas presents you have ever had. when i was about 13yrs old i got a walkman and a tape of boys 2 men, didnt even know who there were. was into acid house bck then lol but just smilled and said thankyou lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

traumatised, waited weeks for a doll with long hair. When I took it out of the bun it was styled in, she was bald in the middle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"traumatised, waited weeks for a doll with long hair. When I took it out of the bun it was styled in, she was bald in the middle. "

Like me, it's pleasant to know that I could traumatise you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a giant gym ball and membership to the local gym from my husband, but i got my revenge the following year as i gave him divorce papers for his chrimbo, oh and as for the gym membership i didnt need it lol, i shagged my way to fitness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"traumatised, waited weeks for a doll with long hair. When I took it out of the bun it was styled in, she was bald in the middle.

Like me, it's pleasant to know that I could traumatise you"

a bun, well that's one up on the traditional combover I spose.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got a giant gym ball and membership to the local gym from my husband, but i got my revenge the following year as i gave him divorce papers for his chrimbo, oh and as for the gym membership i didnt need it lol, i shagged my way to fitness. "
gym membership he should of gone to specsavers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got a giant gym ball and membership to the local gym from my husband, but i got my revenge the following year as i gave him divorce papers for his chrimbo, oh and as for the gym membership i didnt need it lol, i shagged my way to fitness. gym membership he should of gone to specsavers lol"

funny enough i said that when he brought his new girlfriend over for the first time lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got a giant gym ball and membership to the local gym from my husband, but i got my revenge the following year as i gave him divorce papers for his chrimbo, oh and as for the gym membership i didnt need it lol, i shagged my way to fitness. gym membership he should of gone to specsavers lol

funny enough i said that when he brought his new girlfriend over for the first time lol "
pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my 16th birthday my parents bought me a big pack of felt tip pens

... I still can't believe they did that and forgot to buy the colouring in book.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooops.... sorry not Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recieved nothing absolutely nothing 2 years ago, think it was a hint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I recieved nothing absolutely nothing 2 years ago, think it was a hint "

And this yr???? U been a good boi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been very good "

Mmmm so u have so santa will bring u lots....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both were from my ex-outlaws.

One as a recycled bottle of eau de toilette of a brand that I do not use.

The other is some cheap bath oil balls in a plastic swan.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

I bought K a set of oil skins one year, she wasn't impressed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I THINK ! the one i am getting this year is a cracker ! first i am a class 1 HGV driver , drive a 4x4 ans my daughter and her boyfriend have paid for me a day offroading in a 4x4 , lol FRANKIE

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By *teborahCouple
over a year ago

warrington

My auntie bought me a fridge magnet a few years ago

made a good scimmer on the park lake though!!

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