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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone else likes to do it?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

No, I prefer to keep my hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and put the safety of others before a cheap thrill, not to mention not wanting to potentially inflict the sight of my cock on unsuspecting others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my god why? Why risk the lives of so many people?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Here we go again! Yes, keep your eyes on the road and both hands on the wheel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else likes to do it?"
yes whilst filming it on my mobile phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty sure it invalidates your insurance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So wrong on sooooo many levels

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol.

ffs..I have been irresponsible many times in my life but this really takes the biscuit..

Are you for real?

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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East

Seriously?

Have you considered the potential consequences, not just to other road users but also yourself - a ban from driving and, most likely, a spell on the sex offenders register.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember once when I was on the motorway I could hear this faint type of what I thought was a car horn.

So I started moving through the lanes and traffic to try and find it.

Then it got louder and louder.

I looked across and there was a man playing the trumpet, cheeks puffed out with his music sheets on the steering wheel.

I was flabbergasted

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

It's probably not the wisest thing to do whilst driving.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

But, your profile says "100% safe sex"

does knocking one out while driving constitute safe sex??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even someone else wanking you whilst driving is still dangerous. Can you imagine having an orgasm whilst turning right at the lights.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take it you don't mind killing someone for your Wank .

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"Anyone else likes to do it?"

Only when I'm overtaking police cars on the motorway at 120mph

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Words fail me sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Words fail me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rather silly thing to do dear chap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you aren’t a coach driver!

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By *ts_me1990Man
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire


"But, your profile says "100% safe sex"

does knocking one out while driving constitute safe sex??"

This is a priceless reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But, your profile says "100% safe sex"

does knocking one out while driving constitute safe sex??"

Depends if hes wearing a rubber johnny - is it a posh wank OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only when I'm on my bike...

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Boring you've just no idea how to take a risk. Personally I prefer a little reverse cowgirl whilst at least tripling what even speed limit on no more than 1 wheel..... amateurs

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"I hope you aren’t a coach driver! "

Imagine that on the school bus run.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen a few wankers driving..

Is that the same thing?

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

Is this part of the new test?

I don’t remember it was ever mentioned to me when I was being taught Mirror, Signal, Manoeuvre.

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

If you're on your driving test..I'll tell you now.

it's a fail.

I'm only hoping the op has one of those uber safe self driving google cars .. otherwise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like it done to me when I'm in the passenger seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like it done to me when I'm in the passenger seat "
god eyes on the road eyes in the road phew

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"I've seen a few wankers driving..

Is that the same thing? "

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Anyone else likes to do it?"

Nope.

But then again, I'm not irresponsible and thoughtless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't wait to read the insurance claim forms

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By *irty Flirty HarryMan
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Pretty sure it invalidates your insurance. "

My cock is not insured, so not a problem for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve done it before, I needed a finger up my bum too. I was driving with my knees

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

I think more people do this than you think.....the M1 is full of them, usually in BMW’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve done it before, I needed a finger up my bum too. I was driving with my knees "

If you’re being serious, did it bother you that you were putting yourself and other people at risk??

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"I hope you aren’t a coach driver! "

I know this was a jokey comment, but i once got chatting to someone from a fairly sucessful band who caught the tour bus driver knocking one out in the middle of the night while driving on the motorway- porn on the dashboard....steering with his knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you've got two arms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else likes to do it?

Only when I'm overtaking police cars on the motorway at 120mph "
live dangerous and undertake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

leaning to drive wonder if this will come up on my theory test ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mirror - wank - signal - wank some more - manoeuvre - come - CRASH.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a wind up, isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sits and watches to understand what stupid looks like in so many languages

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

You are all lightweights....

Do it whilst trying to land 747 ... now that adds a small degree of risk....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You are all lightweights....

Do it whilst trying to land 747 ... now that adds a small degree of risk.... "
do you have a jumbo sausage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But, your profile says "100% safe sex"

does knocking one out while driving constitute safe sex??

This is a priceless reply "

As long as he has is seatbelt on ..

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Anyone else likes to do it?"

Dude you have just committed fabacide.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably a BMW driver

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners


"You are all lightweights....

Do it whilst trying to land 747 ... now that adds a small degree of risk.... do you have a jumbo sausage? "

They don’t call it the cockpit for nothing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else likes to do it?"

The only thing I can think of more dangerous than this, is you having unsupervised access to the internet.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Really tho is it any less dangerous than vaping or smoking?

I have followed vehicles whilst the driver is vaping and huge clouds of vapour billowing out of the window surely this must obscure vision, similar with smoking.

Personally I don't do either wanking or smoking but everyone giving the OP pelters can you honestly hands on heart say without any hesitation that you have never done anything stupid whilst driving??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Really tho is it any less dangerous than vaping or smoking?

I have followed vehicles whilst the driver is vaping and huge clouds of vapour billowing out of the window surely this must obscure vision, similar with smoking.

Personally I don't do either wanking or smoking but everyone giving the OP pelters can you honestly hands on heart say without any hesitation that you have never done anything stupid whilst driving??

"

Yes - I don’t drive.

And I can hand on heart say my husband doesn’t either. If I ever phone him or anyone phones him he waits until he can pull over. Never checks his phone while driving, is one of the most safety cautious men I know. And he doesn’t smoke or vape either.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Really tho is it any less dangerous than vaping or smoking?

I have followed vehicles whilst the driver is vaping and huge clouds of vapour billowing out of the window surely this must obscure vision, similar with smoking.

Personally I don't do either wanking or smoking but everyone giving the OP pelters can you honestly hands on heart say without any hesitation that you have never done anything stupid whilst driving??

"

Is it any worse than smoking or vapeing. Give your head a wobbly you can't be serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A long forgotten film in the 80s portrayed a guy being blown driving, created copying, I must confess I did partake of inch an act at around 3am pissed , in my defence I was 22, and an idiot , now I wouldn’t consider such recklessness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Really tho is it any less dangerous than vaping or smoking?

I have followed vehicles whilst the driver is vaping and huge clouds of vapour billowing out of the window surely this must obscure vision, similar with smoking.

Personally I don't do either wanking or smoking but everyone giving the OP pelters can you honestly hands on heart say without any hesitation that you have never done anything stupid whilst driving??

Is it any worse than smoking or vapeing. Give your head a wobbly you can't be serious "

Was just thinking that! Not even comparable!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Really tho is it any less dangerous than vaping or smoking?

I have followed vehicles whilst the driver is vaping and huge clouds of vapour billowing out of the window surely this must obscure vision, similar with smoking.

Personally I don't do either wanking or smoking but everyone giving the OP pelters can you honestly hands on heart say without any hesitation that you have never done anything stupid whilst driving??

"

Ok I haven't vaped to be honest but if it's as high an experience as cumming then I would be surprised. When I cum I shut my eyes for a long time, nearly losing consciousness and totally shaking all over. If vaping is that good then it can't be the ones I see in the street.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Really tho is it any less dangerous than vaping or smoking?

I have followed vehicles whilst the driver is vaping and huge clouds of vapour billowing out of the window surely this must obscure vision, similar with smoking.

Personally I don't do either wanking or smoking but everyone giving the OP pelters can you honestly hands on heart say without any hesitation that you have never done anything stupid whilst driving??

Is it any worse than smoking or vapeing. Give your head a wobbly you can't be serious

Was just thinking that! Not even comparable!"

Really??

Have you never been a passenger in a car when. The driver is smoking, squinting coz the smoke is going in their eyes, taking eyes off the road to light one or get another our if a box?

Anything that distracts you from driving is dangerous.

So what your saying is a huge cloud of smoke and vapour obscuring a driver's vision is safe?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Really tho is it any less dangerous than vaping or smoking?

I have followed vehicles whilst the driver is vaping and huge clouds of vapour billowing out of the window surely this must obscure vision, similar with smoking.

Personally I don't do either wanking or smoking but everyone giving the OP pelters can you honestly hands on heart say without any hesitation that you have never done anything stupid whilst driving??

Ok I haven't vaped to be honest but if it's as high an experience as cumming then I would be surprised. When I cum I shut my eyes for a long time, nearly losing consciousness and totally shaking all over. If vaping is that good then it can't be the ones I see in the street. "

Trust me it's not...... sadly

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Really tho is it any less dangerous than vaping or smoking?

I have followed vehicles whilst the driver is vaping and huge clouds of vapour billowing out of the window surely this must obscure vision, similar with smoking.

Personally I don't do either wanking or smoking but everyone giving the OP pelters can you honestly hands on heart say without any hesitation that you have never done anything stupid whilst driving??

Is it any worse than smoking or vapeing. Give your head a wobbly you can't be serious

Was just thinking that! Not even comparable!

Really??

Have you never been a passenger in a car when. The driver is smoking, squinting coz the smoke is going in their eyes, taking eyes off the road to light one or get another our if a box?

Anything that distracts you from driving is dangerous.

So what your saying is a huge cloud of smoke and vapour obscuring a driver's vision is safe?"

And of course I don't think wanking whilst driving is safe FFS.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The OP is craving attention.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Really tho is it any less dangerous than vaping or smoking?

I have followed vehicles whilst the driver is vaping and huge clouds of vapour billowing out of the window surely this must obscure vision, similar with smoking.

Personally I don't do either wanking or smoking but everyone giving the OP pelters can you honestly hands on heart say without any hesitation that you have never done anything stupid whilst driving??

Is it any worse than smoking or vapeing. Give your head a wobbly you can't be serious

Was just thinking that! Not even comparable!

Really??

Have you never been a passenger in a car when. The driver is smoking, squinting coz the smoke is going in their eyes, taking eyes off the road to light one or get another our if a box?

Anything that distracts you from driving is dangerous.

So what your saying is a huge cloud of smoke and vapour obscuring a driver's vision is safe?"

No what she's saying and what I'm saying is they are incomparable. In fact no it's a rediculas comparison

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

Could be worse, he could be giving himself a blow job,

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

Smoking whilst driving can hardly be compared to wanking.

I think a better comparison, is those who text or use their phone while it’s sitting on their leg so as “not to be seen” using it. Arguably (and I’m not condoning this) it would be safer for someone to just hold their phone up to their ear, than try to hide it.

Don’t get me started on Magic Trees or soft toys hanging from the mirror and things stuck all over windscreens.

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By *uboCouple
over a year ago

East kilbride

Well he does state he is a foreigner.

Having driven myself in many countries, i can confirm there are many wankers on those roads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cruise control and lane assist on.

Jump in the back and go for a full on session. Thrap yourself stupid.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Cruise control and lane assist on.

Jump in the back and go for a full on session. Thrap yourself stupid.

"

You been watching me drive

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Could be worse, he could be giving himself a blow job, "

Or giving someone else a blow job!

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Really tho is it any less dangerous than vaping or smoking?

I have followed vehicles whilst the driver is vaping and huge clouds of vapour billowing out of the window surely this must obscure vision, similar with smoking.

Personally I don't do either wanking or smoking but everyone giving the OP pelters can you honestly hands on heart say without any hesitation that you have never done anything stupid whilst driving??

Is it any worse than smoking or vapeing. Give your head a wobbly you can't be serious

Was just thinking that! Not even comparable!

Really??

Have you never been a passenger in a car when. The driver is smoking, squinting coz the smoke is going in their eyes, taking eyes off the road to light one or get another our if a box?

Anything that distracts you from driving is dangerous.

So what your saying is a huge cloud of smoke and vapour obscuring a driver's vision is safe?

And of course I don't think wanking whilst driving is safe FFS.

"

Nor do I , that’s why I get my wife to either suck me off or wank my cock while I drive . It’s important to have both hands on the wheel while receiving fellatio or having someone wanking you off . Some people are so irresponsible and shouldn’t be allowed to be in charge of a motor vehicle in my opinion

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Really tho is it any less dangerous than vaping or smoking?

I have followed vehicles whilst the driver is vaping and huge clouds of vapour billowing out of the window surely this must obscure vision, similar with smoking.

Personally I don't do either wanking or smoking but everyone giving the OP pelters can you honestly hands on heart say without any hesitation that you have never done anything stupid whilst driving??

Is it any worse than smoking or vapeing. Give your head a wobbly you can't be serious

Was just thinking that! Not even comparable!

Really??

Have you never been a passenger in a car when. The driver is smoking, squinting coz the smoke is going in their eyes, taking eyes off the road to light one or get another our if a box?

Anything that distracts you from driving is dangerous.

So what your saying is a huge cloud of smoke and vapour obscuring a driver's vision is safe?

And of course I don't think wanking whilst driving is safe FFS.

Nor do I , that’s why I get my wife to either suck me off or wank my cock while I drive . It’s important to have both hands on the wheel while receiving fellatio or having someone wanking you off . Some people are so irresponsible and shouldn’t be allowed to be in charge of a motor vehicle in my opinion "

I've been meaning to ask how does your Mrs feel about bikes. See my 1st post way way up there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Really tho is it any less dangerous than vaping or smoking?

I have followed vehicles whilst the driver is vaping and huge clouds of vapour billowing out of the window surely this must obscure vision, similar with smoking.

Personally I don't do either wanking or smoking but everyone giving the OP pelters can you honestly hands on heart say without any hesitation that you have never done anything stupid whilst driving??

"

Lets hope he does not knock anyone down when he has his cock in his hand wanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Irresponsible in my view

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Really tho is it any less dangerous than vaping or smoking?

I have followed vehicles whilst the driver is vaping and huge clouds of vapour billowing out of the window surely this must obscure vision, similar with smoking.

Personally I don't do either wanking or smoking but everyone giving the OP pelters can you honestly hands on heart say without any hesitation that you have never done anything stupid whilst driving??

"

No vaping or smoking shouldn't be done while driving either as they are all a big distraction.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"I've seen a few wankers driving..

Is that the same thing? "

Very good. Lots of them in fact.

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Boring you've just no idea how to take a risk. Personally I prefer a little reverse cowgirl whilst at least tripling what even speed limit on no more than 1 wheel..... amateurs "

Now we are talking , that sounds like proper fun

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

It's perfectly safe to wank drive -but only when listening to the Babestation chat line after at least one bottle of Vodka.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cruise control and lane assist on.

Jump in the back and go for a full on session. Thrap yourself stupid.

You been watching me drive "

That was me with you in the back seat. Xx

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

It would take a special kind of stupid to even consider that let alone actually do it.

Would you still feel aroused after you've spun off the road and hit a tree or killed some children?

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"Anyone else likes to do it?yes whilst filming it on my mobile phone "

Are you an octopus?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you any comments O.P.. ?

This hasn't quite gone as you expected id wager..

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts


"Anyone else likes to do it?"

Seems a bit of a weird habit to me. I do however like to prepare a fruit salad whilst driving over speed bumps!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not the brightest thing to do... but come on guys we’ve all had wee rummage once when driving ? Haven’t we?

I’ve always kinda fancied doing it when parked up in the hope that someone see’s/joins in.... maybe I watch too much ‘movies’ lol

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria


"Anyone else likes to do it?"

Taking be a wank too new levels..

Wank 100..

But you are going to kill someone so stop...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve done it before, I needed a finger up my bum too. I was driving with my knees

If you’re being serious, did it bother you that you were putting yourself and other people at risk??"

No it weren’t serious haha.

I seriously hope no one else thinks it was.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

The top cause of car crashes in the UK is being distracted while driving.

While I can't condone wanking at the wheel I'm sure no one on this thread has ever made a phone call/sent a text while driving...or eaten anything (potential choking hazard) or had a hot drink (spillage hazard), messed around with the radio....of course not.

Angels all of us....

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

Difficult for me as I need to keep one finger on my glasses too

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London


"The top cause of car crashes in the UK is being distracted while driving."

Who you calling distracted -I'm singularly focussed on me wanking I am

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Boring you've just no idea how to take a risk. Personally I prefer a little reverse cowgirl whilst at least tripling what even speed limit on no more than 1 wheel..... amateurs

Now we are talking , that sounds like proper fun "

Doesn't it just and well if your up for it the pleasure will most definitely be all mine. Just ignore the blue disco lights the boys get a little techy if they're not getting any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been wanked off and had a bj while driving safely with both hands on the wheel

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Good lord

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The truth is every driver does something stupid from time to time, you get away with it as if generally requires 2 mistakes in the same place and time to bend metal.

But wanking while in charge of a car, is a bit more than a momentary distraction.

Seriously if you are going to get your bits out, do it in the back seat

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"The truth is every driver does something stupid from time to time, you get away with it as if generally requires 2 mistakes in the same place and time to bend metal.

But wanking while in charge of a car, is a bit more than a momentary distraction.

Seriously if you are going to get your bits out, do it in the back seat "

How would he reach the wheel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else likes to do it?"

Really?????!

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

I'm guessing that if he was giving a blow job, whilst wanking, smoking and using his phone that you guys would really frown on that??

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I'm guessing that if he was giving a blow job, whilst wanking, smoking and using his phone that you guys would really frown on that?? "

Only if he was driving a mini bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At last....a man who can multi-task.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aaand now youve got proof on here against you when you kill someone. Round of applause

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aaand now youve got proof on here against you when you kill someone. Round of applause

S"

I do it alot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aaand now youve got proof on here against you when you kill someone. Round of applause

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I do it alot"

Why?! You’re putting lives at risk. Does that not bother you?

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

I don't think that will go down well with the drive safe group...You can't use a mobile phone at the wheel now days let alone your own cock...all through those road safety ads will be a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else likes to do it?"

your wanking on the wrong side of the road ffs!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think that will go down well with the drive safe group...You can't use a mobile phone at the wheel now days let alone your own cock...all through those road safety ads will be a laugh"

When we were at school we did ‘safe drive stay alive’. I also saw on TV a few nights ago they do a VR where you’re in the car when an accident happens due to the driver and you and your friends pissing about. Wouldn’t like the VR for getting into a crash because the driver is having a wank

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Cruise control and lane assist on.

Jump in the back and go for a full on session. Thrap yourself stupid.

You been watching me drive

That was me with you in the back seat. Xx "

Ffs shhhhhhhh you said it would be our secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cruise control and lane assist on.

Jump in the back and go for a full on session. Thrap yourself stupid.

You been watching me drive

That was me with you in the back seat. Xx

Ffs shhhhhhhh you said it would be our secret "

A very delayed response there my friend.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Cruise control and lane assist on.

Jump in the back and go for a full on session. Thrap yourself stupid.

You been watching me drive

That was me with you in the back seat. Xx

Ffs shhhhhhhh you said it would be our secret

A very delayed response there my friend. "

For the 1st time in my life words fail me

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