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Its back! The Strictly( No Fecking d*****g) thread and other things..Dr Who fans welcome..134

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Let's see where this fecker goes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love new Who

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Love new Who"

I'd give her one

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Love new Who

I'd give her one "

Who?.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Why? "

Where ?

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

So far so good...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure what the yanks will make of Mrs Who but we thought it was great.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Love new Who

I'd give her one

Who?.....

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The Dr who the feck you think sami ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why? "

Cos she has a bonny face..but I'd have to gag her as she never fecking shuts up ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why?

Where ? "

The dungeon of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So far so good..."

It's better then the shite that follows

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not sure what the yanks will make of Mrs Who but we thought it was great."

They will love her

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Love new Who

I'd give her one

Who?.....

The Dr who the feck you think sami ffs "

Haha I know, haven't watched it since Hartnell was fighting the daleks and I was hiding behind the settee!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Why?

Where ?

The dungeon of course "

Uh oh...sneaks away behind the settee again!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So far so good...

It's better then the shite that follows "

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Dr Who, never heard of it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It might not be the most popular or pc thing to say. But I tried to watch it and it doesn’t work for me. I was very disappointed but cannot accept a female Dr Who. Even worse than that piss boring Scotsman...

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"So far so good...

It's better then the shite that follows "

what follows dear mistress

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So far so good...

It's better then the shite that follows what follows dear mistress"

Haha, cheeky!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Love new Who

I'd give her one

Who?.....

The Dr who the feck you think sami ffs

Haha I know, haven't watched it since Hartnell was fighting the daleks and I was hiding behind the settee! "

I did that back in the day...the fecking theme tune used to put the shots up me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dr Who, never heard of it! "

Pants on fire

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Love new Who

I'd give her one

Who?.....

The Dr who the feck you think sami ffs

Haha I know, haven't watched it since Hartnell was fighting the daleks and I was hiding behind the settee!

I did that back in the day...the fecking theme tune used to put the shots up me "

and me aswell

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It might not be the most popular or pc thing to say. But I tried to watch it and it doesn’t work for me. I was very disappointed but cannot accept a female Dr Who. Even worse than that piss boring Scotsman..."

It's not about being popular or pc mate...I can't stand what follows it.

But I grew up with who and I drift in and out...some have been shite but I'll give this one a chance and to be honest I like a bit of femininity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love jodie . Been too long waiting for a female doc

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Love new Who

I'd give her one

Who?.....

The Dr who the feck you think sami ffs

Haha I know, haven't watched it since Hartnell was fighting the daleks and I was hiding behind the settee!

I did that back in the day...the fecking theme tune used to put the shots up me and me aswell "

Aye but yours were vodka shots

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Love new Who

I'd give her one

Who?.....

The Dr who the feck you think sami ffs

Haha I know, haven't watched it since Hartnell was fighting the daleks and I was hiding behind the settee!

I did that back in the day...the fecking theme tune used to put the shots up me and me aswell

Aye but yours were vodka shots "

Naughty Voddy

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Love new Who

I'd give her one

Who?.....

The Dr who the feck you think sami ffs

Haha I know, haven't watched it since Hartnell was fighting the daleks and I was hiding behind the settee!

I did that back in the day...the fecking theme tune used to put the shots up me and me aswell

Aye but yours were vodka shots

Naughty Voddy "

moi

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Love new Who

I'd give her one

Who?.....

The Dr who the feck you think sami ffs

Haha I know, haven't watched it since Hartnell was fighting the daleks and I was hiding behind the settee!

I did that back in the day...the fecking theme tune used to put the shots up me and me aswell

Aye but yours were vodka shots

Naughty Voddy moi "

Yes Miss Innocence

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"Not sure what the yanks will make of Mrs Who but we thought it was great."

Fuck the yanks, they what made it crap in the first place, pandering to the yanks eg BBC AMERICA

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Not sure what the yanks will make of Mrs Who but we thought it was great.

Fuck the yanks, they what made it crap in the first place, pandering to the yanks eg BBC AMERICA

"

mmmmmmm wouldent say no as long as he can make a latte

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Love new Who

I'd give her one

Who?.....

The Dr who the feck you think sami ffs

Haha I know, haven't watched it since Hartnell was fighting the daleks and I was hiding behind the settee!

I did that back in the day...the fecking theme tune used to put the shots up me and me aswell

Aye but yours were vodka shots

Naughty Voddy moi

Yes Miss Innocence "

I am

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Love new Who

I'd give her one

Who?.....

The Dr who the feck you think sami ffs

Haha I know, haven't watched it since Hartnell was fighting the daleks and I was hiding behind the settee!

I did that back in the day...the fecking theme tune used to put the shots up me and me aswell

Aye but yours were vodka shots

Naughty Voddy moi

Yes Miss Innocence I am "

I know you are really. Howz Bert? Miss Molly is all snuggled up beside me in bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone want a choccy biscuit?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Anyone want a choccy biscuit? "

Oh yes...that looks a bit posh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone want a choccy biscuit?

Oh yes...that looks a bit posh "

Half price in tesco....it goes great with my

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Anyone want a choccy biscuit?

Oh yes...that looks a bit posh

Half price in tesco....it goes great with my "

Are they good for dunking?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone want a choccy biscuit?

Oh yes...that looks a bit posh

Half price in tesco....it goes great with my

Are they good for dunking? "

Aw yeah in Icecream. ..feck the coffee I don't let anything spoil that

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Anyone want a choccy biscuit?

Oh yes...that looks a bit posh

Half price in tesco....it goes great with my

Are they good for dunking?

Aw yeah in Icecream. ..feck the coffee I don't let anything spoil that "

Sounds yum!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Love new Who

I'd give her one

Who?.....

The Dr who the feck you think sami ffs

Haha I know, haven't watched it since Hartnell was fighting the daleks and I was hiding behind the settee!

I did that back in the day...the fecking theme tune used to put the shots up me and me aswell

Aye but yours were vodka shots

Naughty Voddy moi

Yes Miss Innocence I am

I know you are really. Howz Bert? Miss Molly is all snuggled up beside me in bed "

Bert is a rascal he will snuggle later then wake me to play might attach it to his tail that will confuse him

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Okay off to noddy land now. Hope you sleep well. Na night Mistress.xx

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Okay off to noddy land now. Hope you sleep well. Na night Mistress.xx"
love to big ears xx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Love new Who

I'd give her one

Who?.....

The Dr who the feck you think sami ffs

Haha I know, haven't watched it since Hartnell was fighting the daleks and I was hiding behind the settee!

I did that back in the day...the fecking theme tune used to put the shots up me and me aswell

Aye but yours were vodka shots

Naughty Voddy moi

Yes Miss Innocence I am

I know you are really. Howz Bert? Miss Molly is all snuggled up beside me in bed Bert is a rascal he will snuggle later then wake me to play might attach it to his tail that will confuse him "

They are naughty cats. Molly is lovely now, but she becomes a demon at 5.30am when she wants breakfast

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Okay off to noddy land now. Hope you sleep well. Na night Mistress.xxlove to big ears xx"

Hubby hates being called that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Okay off to noddy land now. Hope you sleep well. Na night Mistress.xx"

I had a great nights sleep...Good Morning all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bradley Jodie and friends miming to alone

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6251635/Bradley-Walsh-performs-hilarious-version-Carpool-Karaoke-new-Doctor-cast.html

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Okay off to noddy land now. Hope you sleep well. Na night Mistress.xx

I had a great nights sleep...Good Morning all "

Morning Mistress glad you had a good sleep!xx

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Morning one and all been awake since 5 am taken daughter to docs and now I'm looking for a jar of coffee

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning one and all been awake since 5 am taken daughter to docs and now I'm looking for a jar of coffee "

Morning Voddy, hope daughter is ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love new Who"

Agree. Was sceptical when first announced but loved it. Back to old formula

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Okay off to noddy land now. Hope you sleep well. Na night Mistress.xx

I had a great nights sleep...Good Morning all

Morning Mistress glad you had a good sleep!xx"

Just got out of Bath and ready to go ker...ching

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning one and all been awake since 5 am taken daughter to docs and now I'm looking for a jar of coffee "

Got none of that...sami should have a jar of that shite though

Hope it goes OK at hospital

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Love new Who

Agree. Was sceptical when first announced but loved it. Back to old formula "

Yep it's got a buzz to it again

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Morning one and all been awake since 5 am taken daughter to docs and now I'm looking for a jar of coffee

Got none of that...sami should have a jar of that shite though

Hope it goes OK at hospital "

nope already had a row fingers crossed baby doesn't turn so it's a c section

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Okay off to noddy land now. Hope you sleep well. Na night Mistress.xx

I had a great nights sleep...Good Morning all

Morning Mistress glad you had a good sleep!xx

Just got out of Bath and ready to go ker...ching "

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning one and all been awake since 5 am taken daughter to docs and now I'm looking for a jar of coffee

Got none of that...sami should have a jar of that shite though

Hope it goes OK at hospital nope already had a row fingers crossed baby doesn't turn so it's a c section"

Are you saying you're going to be a grandma?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Morning one and all been awake since 5 am taken daughter to docs and now I'm looking for a jar of coffee

Got none of that...sami should have a jar of that shite though

Hope it goes OK at hospital nope already had a row fingers crossed baby doesn't turn so it's a c section

Are you saying you're going to be a grandma? "

I am one already to daughters other freind

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning one and all been awake since 5 am taken daughter to docs and now I'm looking for a jar of coffee

Got none of that...sami should have a jar of that shite though

Hope it goes OK at hospital nope already had a row fingers crossed baby doesn't turn so it's a c section

Are you saying you're going to be a grandma? I am one already to daughters other freind "

Doh...lovely x

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Samiss.

Hi! How are you tonight?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Samiss.

Hi! How are you tonight?"

Iain! I'm very well, how are you now, have you got over that nasty incident?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Morning all

District she push it out _oddy?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning all

District she push it out _oddy?"

Morning Mistress

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning all

District she push it out _oddy?

Morning Mistress "

Morning sami... I think I've woke up now...I must of had the district nurse on my mind earlier ffs

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning all

District she push it out _oddy?

Morning Mistress

Morning sami... I think I've woke up now...I must of had the district nurse on my mind earlier ffs "

Morning lovely Nurse Gladys by any chance?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning all

District she push it out _oddy?

Morning Mistress

Morning sami... I think I've woke up now...I must of had the district nurse on my mind earlier ffs

Morning lovely Nurse Gladys by any chance? "

Nah my fecking phone thinks for me

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning all

District she push it out _oddy?

Morning Mistress

Morning sami... I think I've woke up now...I must of had the district nurse on my mind earlier ffs

Morning lovely Nurse Gladys by any chance?

Nah my fecking phone thinks for me "

Haha! Bloody auto carrot Beautiful day here, how about you? More washing, hence more ironing for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning all

District she push it out _oddy?

Morning Mistress

Morning sami... I think I've woke up now...I must of had the district nurse on my mind earlier ffs

Morning lovely Nurse Gladys by any chance?

Nah my fecking phone thinks for me

Haha! Bloody auto carrot Beautiful day here, how about you? More washing, hence more ironing for me "

It's lovely here too and I've got the washing machine on whilst I'm waiting for the postman delivering my new ted baker whistle

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning all

District she push it out _oddy?

Morning Mistress

Morning sami... I think I've woke up now...I must of had the district nurse on my mind earlier ffs

Morning lovely Nurse Gladys by any chance?

Nah my fecking phone thinks for me

Haha! Bloody auto carrot Beautiful day here, how about you? More washing, hence more ironing for me

It's lovely here too and I've got the washing machine on whilst I'm waiting for the postman delivering my new ted baker whistle "

Ooh love Ted Baker, what's it like?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Morning all

District she push it out _oddy?"

not yet but we have a date for c section fingers crossed he stays arse down

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Morning all

District she push it out _oddy?

Morning Mistress

Morning sami... I think I've woke up now...I must of had the district nurse on my mind earlier ffs

Morning lovely Nurse Gladys by any chance?

Nah my fecking phone thinks for me

Haha! Bloody auto carrot Beautiful day here, how about you? More washing, hence more ironing for me

It's lovely here too and I've got the washing machine on whilst I'm waiting for the postman delivering my new ted baker whistle

Ooh love Ted Baker, what's it like? "

boney m sang about ma baker was that his mam

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning all

District she push it out _oddy?

Morning Mistress

Morning sami... I think I've woke up now...I must of had the district nurse on my mind earlier ffs

Morning lovely Nurse Gladys by any chance?

Nah my fecking phone thinks for me

Haha! Bloody auto carrot Beautiful day here, how about you? More washing, hence more ironing for me

It's lovely here too and I've got the washing machine on whilst I'm waiting for the postman delivering my new ted baker whistle

Ooh love Ted Baker, what's it like? "

Fecker didn't turn up

Was going to wear it tonight too

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning all

District she push it out _oddy?not yet but we have a date for c section fingers crossed he stays arse down"

Aw good luck to all

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning all

District she push it out _oddy?

Morning Mistress

Morning sami... I think I've woke up now...I must of had the district nurse on my mind earlier ffs

Morning lovely Nurse Gladys by any chance?

Nah my fecking phone thinks for me

Haha! Bloody auto carrot Beautiful day here, how about you? More washing, hence more ironing for me

It's lovely here too and I've got the washing machine on whilst I'm waiting for the postman delivering my new ted baker whistle

Ooh love Ted Baker, what's it like?

Fecker didn't turn up

Was going to wear it tonight too "

Aw...bugger

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning all

District she push it out _oddy?not yet but we have a date for c section fingers crossed he stays arse down"

Hopefully and also let's hope they don't have her waiting too long

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning all

District she push it out _oddy?

Morning Mistress

Morning sami... I think I've woke up now...I must of had the district nurse on my mind earlier ffs

Morning lovely Nurse Gladys by any chance?

Nah my fecking phone thinks for me

Haha! Bloody auto carrot Beautiful day here, how about you? More washing, hence more ironing for me

It's lovely here too and I've got the washing machine on whilst I'm waiting for the postman delivering my new ted baker whistle

Ooh love Ted Baker, what's it like? boney m sang about ma baker was that his mam "

It's a Dr who thread so we have to give Tom Baker a mention too

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning all

District she push it out _oddy?

Morning Mistress

Morning sami... I think I've woke up now...I must of had the district nurse on my mind earlier ffs

Morning lovely Nurse Gladys by any chance?

Nah my fecking phone thinks for me

Haha! Bloody auto carrot Beautiful day here, how about you? More washing, hence more ironing for me

It's lovely here too and I've got the washing machine on whilst I'm waiting for the postman delivering my new ted baker whistle

Ooh love Ted Baker, what's it like? boney m sang about ma baker was that his mam

It's a Dr who thread so we have to give Tom Baker a mention too "

Oh yes, I always get the two confused

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning all

District she push it out _oddy?

Morning Mistress

Morning sami... I think I've woke up now...I must of had the district nurse on my mind earlier ffs

Morning lovely Nurse Gladys by any chance?

Nah my fecking phone thinks for me

Haha! Bloody auto carrot Beautiful day here, how about you? More washing, hence more ironing for me

It's lovely here too and I've got the washing machine on whilst I'm waiting for the postman delivering my new ted baker whistle

Ooh love Ted Baker, what's it like?

Fecker didn't turn up

Was going to wear it tonight too

Aw...bugger "

I'm getting a bit pissed off buying online especially when they say next day delivery and I bought it Monday. ..feckers

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning all

District she push it out _oddy?

Morning Mistress

Morning sami... I think I've woke up now...I must of had the district nurse on my mind earlier ffs

Morning lovely Nurse Gladys by any chance?

Nah my fecking phone thinks for me

Haha! Bloody auto carrot Beautiful day here, how about you? More washing, hence more ironing for me

It's lovely here too and I've got the washing machine on whilst I'm waiting for the postman delivering my new ted baker whistle

Ooh love Ted Baker, what's it like?

Fecker didn't turn up

Was going to wear it tonight too

Aw...bugger

I'm getting a bit pissed off buying online especially when they say next day delivery and I bought it Monday. ..feckers "

It can be a pain, I know

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Morning all

District she push it out _oddy?

Morning Mistress

Morning sami... I think I've woke up now...I must of had the district nurse on my mind earlier ffs

Morning lovely Nurse Gladys by any chance?

Nah my fecking phone thinks for me

Haha! Bloody auto carrot Beautiful day here, how about you? More washing, hence more ironing for me

It's lovely here too and I've got the washing machine on whilst I'm waiting for the postman delivering my new ted baker whistle

Ooh love Ted Baker, what's it like?

Fecker didn't turn up

Was going to wear it tonight too

Aw...bugger

I'm getting a bit pissed off buying online especially when they say next day delivery and I bought it Monday. ..feckers

It can be a pain, I know "

ur piles playing up again sami

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning all

District she push it out _oddy?

Morning Mistress

Morning sami... I think I've woke up now...I must of had the district nurse on my mind earlier ffs

Morning lovely Nurse Gladys by any chance?

Nah my fecking phone thinks for me

Haha! Bloody auto carrot Beautiful day here, how about you? More washing, hence more ironing for me

It's lovely here too and I've got the washing machine on whilst I'm waiting for the postman delivering my new ted baker whistle

Ooh love Ted Baker, what's it like?

Fecker didn't turn up

Was going to wear it tonight too

Aw...bugger

I'm getting a bit pissed off buying online especially when they say next day delivery and I bought it Monday. ..feckers

It can be a pain, I know ur piles playing up again sami"

Tut you know me Voddy....

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By *northernsoulMan
over a year ago

Manchester

New Doctor Who - best it's been for years. They're on to a winner with Jodie and the new team, I reckon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning all

District she push it out _oddy?

Morning Mistress

Morning sami... I think I've woke up now...I must of had the district nurse on my mind earlier ffs

Morning lovely Nurse Gladys by any chance?

Nah my fecking phone thinks for me

Haha! Bloody auto carrot Beautiful day here, how about you? More washing, hence more ironing for me

It's lovely here too and I've got the washing machine on whilst I'm waiting for the postman delivering my new ted baker whistle

Ooh love Ted Baker, what's it like?

Fecker didn't turn up

Was going to wear it tonight too

Aw...bugger

I'm getting a bit pissed off buying online especially when they say next day delivery and I bought it Monday. ..feckers

It can be a pain, I know ur piles playing up again sami

Tut you know me Voddy.... "

Well he's hoping the fecker comes today

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"New Doctor Who - best it's been for years. They're on to a winner with Jodie and the new team, I reckon."

It's early days but I'm getting the same feeling I got when Chris Eccleston did it

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

So Mistress, has your whistle turned up yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So Mistress, has your whistle turned up yet? "

Yep and it fits like made to measure..I'm very happy

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"So Mistress, has your whistle turned up yet?

Yep and it fits like made to measure..I'm very happy "

errr you blow a whistle not wear it

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By *andyladMan
over a year ago

Hereorthere

Doctor Who was amazing can't wait till sunday

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So Mistress, has your whistle turned up yet?

Yep and it fits like made to measure..I'm very happy "

Glad to hear that! xx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So Mistress, has your whistle turned up yet?

Yep and it fits like made to measure..I'm very happy errr you blow a whistle not wear it"

Not Mistress..whistle and flute...suit... Cockney rhyming slang...not sure where that came from...

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"So Mistress, has your whistle turned up yet?

Yep and it fits like made to measure..I'm very happy

Glad to hear that! xx"

Evening Sami.

I'm still in land of the living (but only just!). Flu shivers etc over but it's now severe chest infection & associated coughing.

Doc has already put me on antibiotics as it's affecting other l/t medical issues; Gym course suspended as any exercise knocks me for six!

When I get Flu, it hits me hard & has in past lasted up to 4 months!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So Mistress, has your whistle turned up yet?

Yep and it fits like made to measure..I'm very happy

Glad to hear that! xx

Evening Sami.

I'm still in land of the living (but only just!). Flu shivers etc over but it's now severe chest infection & associated coughing.

Doc has already put me on antibiotics as it's affecting other l/t medical issues; Gym course suspended as any exercise knocks me for six!

When I get Flu, it hits me hard & has in past lasted up to 4 months!"

Bloody Norah Iain, it never rains but it pours! Hoping you get better soon x

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"So Mistress, has your whistle turned up yet?

Yep and it fits like made to measure..I'm very happy

Glad to hear that! xx

Evening Sami.

I'm still in land of the living (but only just!). Flu shivers etc over but it's now severe chest infection & associated coughing.

Doc has already put me on antibiotics as it's affecting other l/t medical issues; Gym course suspended as any exercise knocks me for six!

When I get Flu, it hits me hard & has in past lasted up to 4 months!

Bloody Norah Iain, it never rains but it pours! Hoping you get better soon x"

GP reckons if no improvement in 2-3 wks he'll have me admitted to hospital! I am still working as infection is deep seated in my chest.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So Mistress, has your whistle turned up yet?

Yep and it fits like made to measure..I'm very happy

Glad to hear that! xx

Evening Sami.

I'm still in land of the living (but only just!). Flu shivers etc over but it's now severe chest infection & associated coughing.

Doc has already put me on antibiotics as it's affecting other l/t medical issues; Gym course suspended as any exercise knocks me for six!

When I get Flu, it hits me hard & has in past lasted up to 4 months!

Bloody Norah Iain, it never rains but it pours! Hoping you get better soon x

GP reckons if no improvement in 2-3 wks he'll have me admitted to hospital! I am still working as infection is deep seated in my chest."

Oh dear..not very nice..I feel the older I get, I get more aches and pains..I don't like it

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"So Mistress, has your whistle turned up yet?

Yep and it fits like made to measure..I'm very happy

Glad to hear that! xx

Evening Sami.

I'm still in land of the living (but only just!). Flu shivers etc over but it's now severe chest infection & associated coughing.

Doc has already put me on antibiotics as it's affecting other l/t medical issues; Gym course suspended as any exercise knocks me for six!

When I get Flu, it hits me hard & has in past lasted up to 4 months!

Bloody Norah Iain, it never rains but it pours! Hoping you get better soon x

GP reckons if no improvement in 2-3 wks he'll have me admitted to hospital! I am still working as infection is deep seated in my chest.

Oh dear..not very nice..I feel the older I get, I get more aches and pains..I don't like it "

No! Don't get me started on everyday aches & pains!

What with bad arthritis in both knees and one hand, at meets these days, I take a hoist with me just to get onto the Bed!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So Mistress, has your whistle turned up yet?

Yep and it fits like made to measure..I'm very happy

Glad to hear that! xx

Evening Sami.

I'm still in land of the living (but only just!). Flu shivers etc over but it's now severe chest infection & associated coughing.

Doc has already put me on antibiotics as it's affecting other l/t medical issues; Gym course suspended as any exercise knocks me for six!

When I get Flu, it hits me hard & has in past lasted up to 4 months!

Bloody Norah Iain, it never rains but it pours! Hoping you get better soon x

GP reckons if no improvement in 2-3 wks he'll have me admitted to hospital! I am still working as infection is deep seated in my chest.

Oh dear..not very nice..I feel the older I get, I get more aches and pains..I don't like it

No! Don't get me started on everyday aches & pains!

What with bad arthritis in both knees and one hand, at meets these days, I take a hoist with me just to get onto the Bed! "

Haha bless you

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"So Mistress, has your whistle turned up yet?

Yep and it fits like made to measure..I'm very happy errr you blow a whistle not wear it

Not Mistress..whistle and flute...suit... Cockney rhyming slang...not sure where that came from... "

not up in front the beak is she again

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So Mistress, has your whistle turned up yet?

Yep and it fits like made to measure..I'm very happy errr you blow a whistle not wear it

Not Mistress..whistle and flute...suit... Cockney rhyming slang...not sure where that came from... not up in front the beak is she again "

Haha..hope not..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So Mistress, has your whistle turned up yet?

Yep and it fits like made to measure..I'm very happy errr you blow a whistle not wear it

Not Mistress..whistle and flute...suit... Cockney rhyming slang...not sure where that came from... "

And ted calls them a lovely whistle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So Mistress, has your whistle turned up yet?

Yep and it fits like made to measure..I'm very happy

Glad to hear that! xx

Evening Sami.

I'm still in land of the living (but only just!). Flu shivers etc over but it's now severe chest infection & associated coughing.

Doc has already put me on antibiotics as it's affecting other l/t medical issues; Gym course suspended as any exercise knocks me for six!

When I get Flu, it hits me hard & has in past lasted up to 4 months!"

I've been down with it for the last few days but thank feck it is turning a corned and hasn't hit my chest too much...I'll give it a week then I'm off for a flu jab.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So Mistress, has your whistle turned up yet?

Yep and it fits like made to measure..I'm very happy

Glad to hear that! xx

Evening Sami.

I'm still in land of the living (but only just!). Flu shivers etc over but it's now severe chest infection & associated coughing.

Doc has already put me on antibiotics as it's affecting other l/t medical issues; Gym course suspended as any exercise knocks me for six!

When I get Flu, it hits me hard & has in past lasted up to 4 months!

I've been down with it for the last few days but thank feck it is turning a corned and hasn't hit my chest too much...I'll give it a week then I'm off for a flu jab."

Get well soon ! Got my flu jab tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So Mistress, has your whistle turned up yet?

Yep and it fits like made to measure..I'm very happy

Glad to hear that! xx

Evening Sami.

I'm still in land of the living (but only just!). Flu shivers etc over but it's now severe chest infection & associated coughing.

Doc has already put me on antibiotics as it's affecting other l/t medical issues; Gym course suspended as any exercise knocks me for six!

When I get Flu, it hits me hard & has in past lasted up to 4 months!

I've been down with it for the last few days but thank feck it is turning a corned and hasn't hit my chest too much...I'll give it a week then I'm off for a flu jab.

Get well soon ! Got my flu jab tomorrow "

It's got me confused as it didn't turn to man flu...it must be the mistress side fighting it off

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So Mistress, has your whistle turned up yet?

Yep and it fits like made to measure..I'm very happy

Glad to hear that! xx

Evening Sami.

I'm still in land of the living (but only just!). Flu shivers etc over but it's now severe chest infection & associated coughing.

Doc has already put me on antibiotics as it's affecting other l/t medical issues; Gym course suspended as any exercise knocks me for six!

When I get Flu, it hits me hard & has in past lasted up to 4 months!

I've been down with it for the last few days but thank feck it is turning a corned and hasn't hit my chest too much...I'll give it a week then I'm off for a flu jab.

Get well soon ! Got my flu jab tomorrow

It's got me confused as it didn't turn to man flu...it must be the mistress side fighting it off "

Haha, that's one of the benefits of having another persona xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So Mistress, has your whistle turned up yet?

Yep and it fits like made to measure..I'm very happy

Glad to hear that! xx

Evening Sami.

I'm still in land of the living (but only just!). Flu shivers etc over but it's now severe chest infection & associated coughing.

Doc has already put me on antibiotics as it's affecting other l/t medical issues; Gym course suspended as any exercise knocks me for six!

When I get Flu, it hits me hard & has in past lasted up to 4 months!

I've been down with it for the last few days but thank feck it is turning a corned and hasn't hit my chest too much...I'll give it a week then I'm off for a flu jab.

Get well soon ! Got my flu jab tomorrow

It's got me confused as it didn't turn to man flu...it must be the mistress side fighting it off

Haha, that's one of the benefits of having another persona xx"

Yeah the only problem is I've developed a evil eye over the last year....as soon as I get a cold I also get conjunctivitis. ..it's a bit of a fecker

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So Mistress, has your whistle turned up yet?

Yep and it fits like made to measure..I'm very happy

Glad to hear that! xx

Evening Sami.

I'm still in land of the living (but only just!). Flu shivers etc over but it's now severe chest infection & associated coughing.

Doc has already put me on antibiotics as it's affecting other l/t medical issues; Gym course suspended as any exercise knocks me for six!

When I get Flu, it hits me hard & has in past lasted up to 4 months!

I've been down with it for the last few days but thank feck it is turning a corned and hasn't hit my chest too much...I'll give it a week then I'm off for a flu jab.

Get well soon ! Got my flu jab tomorrow

It's got me confused as it didn't turn to man flu...it must be the mistress side fighting it off

Haha, that's one of the benefits of having another persona xx

Yeah the only problem is I've developed a evil eye over the last year....as soon as I get a cold I also get conjunctivitis. ..it's a bit of a fecker "

Ooh, that's not very pleasant, as I say, the joys of getting old...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly didn’t think a female Doctor would work, but thought she was great in the first episode. Let’s see how the rest of the series goes

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Honestly didn’t think a female Doctor would work, but thought she was great in the first episode. Let’s see how the rest of the series goes"

I don't watch Doctor Who, but I do like this actress, she is very versatile, so I'm sure it will work

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Makes dainty sandwiches and light fluffy cakes

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Makes dainty sandwiches and light fluffy cakes "

Can I have a dainty cucumber sandwich, with the crusts cut off. Voddy

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"Dr Who, never heard of it!

Pants on fire "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So Mistress, has your whistle turned up yet?

Yep and it fits like made to measure..I'm very happy

Glad to hear that! xx

Evening Sami.

I'm still in land of the living (but only just!). Flu shivers etc over but it's now severe chest infection & associated coughing.

Doc has already put me on antibiotics as it's affecting other l/t medical issues; Gym course suspended as any exercise knocks me for six!

When I get Flu, it hits me hard & has in past lasted up to 4 months!

I've been down with it for the last few days but thank feck it is turning a corned and hasn't hit my chest too much...I'll give it a week then I'm off for a flu jab.

Get well soon ! Got my flu jab tomorrow

It's got me confused as it didn't turn to man flu...it must be the mistress side fighting it off

Haha, that's one of the benefits of having another persona xx

Yeah the only problem is I've developed a evil eye over the last year....as soon as I get a cold I also get conjunctivitis. ..it's a bit of a fecker

Ooh, that's not very pleasant, as I say, the joys of getting old... "

I need to stock up on my PP pills

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Honestly didn’t think a female Doctor would work, but thought she was great in the first episode. Let’s see how the rest of the series goes"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Honestly didn’t think a female Doctor would work, but thought she was great in the first episode. Let’s see how the rest of the series goes

I don't watch Doctor Who, but I do like this actress, she is very versatile, so I'm sure it will work "

I thought it was leanne Battersby front the street when I first seen her.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Makes dainty sandwiches and light fluffy cakes "

Hope you cut the fecking crusts off

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So Mistress, has your whistle turned up yet?

Yep and it fits like made to measure..I'm very happy

Glad to hear that! xx

Evening Sami.

I'm still in land of the living (but only just!). Flu shivers etc over but it's now severe chest infection & associated coughing.

Doc has already put me on antibiotics as it's affecting other l/t medical issues; Gym course suspended as any exercise knocks me for six!

When I get Flu, it hits me hard & has in past lasted up to 4 months!

I've been down with it for the last few days but thank feck it is turning a corned and hasn't hit my chest too much...I'll give it a week then I'm off for a flu jab.

Get well soon ! Got my flu jab tomorrow

It's got me confused as it didn't turn to man flu...it must be the mistress side fighting it off

Haha, that's one of the benefits of having another persona xx

Yeah the only problem is I've developed a evil eye over the last year....as soon as I get a cold I also get conjunctivitis. ..it's a bit of a fecker

Ooh, that's not very pleasant, as I say, the joys of getting old...

I need to stock up on my PP pills "

Morning Mistress, just been for me flu jab it was heaving in there

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Honestly didn’t think a female Doctor would work, but thought she was great in the first episode. Let’s see how the rest of the series goes

I don't watch Doctor Who, but I do like this actress, she is very versatile, so I'm sure it will work

I thought it was leanne Battersby front the street when I first seen her."

Yes she is very similar

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

LookS at mistress and gets out the fairy fancies and yes I had cut the crusts off I chucked em on that little red car in carpark so they wouldn't make a mess

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"LookS at mistress and gets out the fairy fancies and yes I had cut the crusts off I chucked em on that little red car in carpark so they wouldn't make a mess "

I know that car

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So Mistress, has your whistle turned up yet?

Yep and it fits like made to measure..I'm very happy

Glad to hear that! xx

Evening Sami.

I'm still in land of the living (but only just!). Flu shivers etc over but it's now severe chest infection & associated coughing.

Doc has already put me on antibiotics as it's affecting other l/t medical issues; Gym course suspended as any exercise knocks me for six!

When I get Flu, it hits me hard & has in past lasted up to 4 months!

I've been down with it for the last few days but thank feck it is turning a corned and hasn't hit my chest too much...I'll give it a week then I'm off for a flu jab.

Get well soon ! Got my flu jab tomorrow

It's got me confused as it didn't turn to man flu...it must be the mistress side fighting it off

Haha, that's one of the benefits of having another persona xx

Yeah the only problem is I've developed a evil eye over the last year....as soon as I get a cold I also get conjunctivitis. ..it's a bit of a fecker

Ooh, that's not very pleasant, as I say, the joys of getting old...

I need to stock up on my PP pills

Morning Mistress, just been for me flu jab it was heaving in there "

Lets me know if you get any side effects as I need to go for one next week...oh and good evening sami

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"LookS at mistress and gets out the fairy fancies and yes I had cut the crusts off I chucked em on that little red car in carpark so they wouldn't make a mess "

Yeah fecker

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"LookS at mistress and gets out the fairy fancies and yes I had cut the crusts off I chucked em on that little red car in carpark so they wouldn't make a mess

I know that car "

Soon to be big and black though

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So Mistress, has your whistle turned up yet?

Yep and it fits like made to measure..I'm very happy

Glad to hear that! xx

Evening Sami.

I'm still in land of the living (but only just!). Flu shivers etc over but it's now severe chest infection & associated coughing.

Doc has already put me on antibiotics as it's affecting other l/t medical issues; Gym course suspended as any exercise knocks me for six!

When I get Flu, it hits me hard & has in past lasted up to 4 months!

I've been down with it for the last few days but thank feck it is turning a corned and hasn't hit my chest too much...I'll give it a week then I'm off for a flu jab.

Get well soon ! Got my flu jab tomorrow

It's got me confused as it didn't turn to man flu...it must be the mistress side fighting it off

Haha, that's one of the benefits of having another persona xx

Yeah the only problem is I've developed a evil eye over the last year....as soon as I get a cold I also get conjunctivitis. ..it's a bit of a fecker

Ooh, that's not very pleasant, as I say, the joys of getting old...

I need to stock up on my PP pills

Morning Mistress, just been for me flu jab it was heaving in there

Lets me know if you get any side effects as I need to go for one next week...oh and good evening sami "

Evening Mistress No side effects, arm a bit achy for a day. But all good

Off to Gran Canaria tomorrow for two weeks, so won't be on until Tuesday, be good whilst I'm away

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"LookS at mistress and gets out the fairy fancies and yes I had cut the crusts off I chucked em on that little red car in carpark so they wouldn't make a mess

I know that car

Soon to be big and black though "

Who sounds nice..what sort is it?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"LookS at mistress and gets out the fairy fancies and yes I had cut the crusts off I chucked em on that little red car in carpark so they wouldn't make a mess

I know that car

Soon to be big and black though

Who sounds nice..what sort is it? "

a fecking hearse

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"So Mistress, has your whistle turned up yet?

Yep and it fits like made to measure..I'm very happy

Glad to hear that! xx

Evening Sami.

I'm still in land of the living (but only just!). Flu shivers etc over but it's now severe chest infection & associated coughing.

Doc has already put me on antibiotics as it's affecting other l/t medical issues; Gym course suspended as any exercise knocks me for six!

When I get Flu, it hits me hard & has in past lasted up to 4 months!

I've been down with it for the last few days but thank feck it is turning a corned and hasn't hit my chest too much...I'll give it a week then I'm off for a flu jab.

Get well soon ! Got my flu jab tomorrow

It's got me confused as it didn't turn to man flu...it must be the mistress side fighting it off

Haha, that's one of the benefits of having another persona xx

Yeah the only problem is I've developed a evil eye over the last year....as soon as I get a cold I also get conjunctivitis. ..it's a bit of a fecker

Ooh, that's not very pleasant, as I say, the joys of getting old...

I need to stock up on my PP pills

Morning Mistress, just been for me flu jab it was heaving in there

Lets me know if you get any side effects as I need to go for one next week...oh and good evening sami

Evening Mistress No side effects, arm a bit achy for a day. But all good

Off to Gran Canaria tomorrow for two weeks, so won't be on until Tuesday, be good whilst I'm away "

oi you didn't ask us if you could go and who is looking after mollie and Brian it's too cold for them to be left outside now

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So Mistress, has your whistle turned up yet?

Yep and it fits like made to measure..I'm very happy

Glad to hear that! xx

Evening Sami.

I'm still in land of the living (but only just!). Flu shivers etc over but it's now severe chest infection & associated coughing.

Doc has already put me on antibiotics as it's affecting other l/t medical issues; Gym course suspended as any exercise knocks me for six!

When I get Flu, it hits me hard & has in past lasted up to 4 months!

I've been down with it for the last few days but thank feck it is turning a corned and hasn't hit my chest too much...I'll give it a week then I'm off for a flu jab.

Get well soon ! Got my flu jab tomorrow

It's got me confused as it didn't turn to man flu...it must be the mistress side fighting it off

Haha, that's one of the benefits of having another persona xx

Yeah the only problem is I've developed a evil eye over the last year....as soon as I get a cold I also get conjunctivitis. ..it's a bit of a fecker

Ooh, that's not very pleasant, as I say, the joys of getting old...

I need to stock up on my PP pills

Morning Mistress, just been for me flu jab it was heaving in there

Lets me know if you get any side effects as I need to go for one next week...oh and good evening sami

Evening Mistress No side effects, arm a bit achy for a day. But all good

Off to Gran Canaria tomorrow for two weeks, so won't be on until Tuesday, be good whilst I'm away oi you didn't ask us if you could go and who is looking after mollie and Brian it's too cold for them to be left outside now"

Well Molly is staying next door and who is Brian, I'm worried now as I haven't booked him in anywhere

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"So Mistress, has your whistle turned up yet?

Yep and it fits like made to measure..I'm very happy

Glad to hear that! xx

Evening Sami.

I'm still in land of the living (but only just!). Flu shivers etc over but it's now severe chest infection & associated coughing.

Doc has already put me on antibiotics as it's affecting other l/t medical issues; Gym course suspended as any exercise knocks me for six!

When I get Flu, it hits me hard & has in past lasted up to 4 months!

I've been down with it for the last few days but thank feck it is turning a corned and hasn't hit my chest too much...I'll give it a week then I'm off for a flu jab.

Get well soon ! Got my flu jab tomorrow

It's got me confused as it didn't turn to man flu...it must be the mistress side fighting it off

Haha, that's one of the benefits of having another persona xx

Yeah the only problem is I've developed a evil eye over the last year....as soon as I get a cold I also get conjunctivitis. ..it's a bit of a fecker

Ooh, that's not very pleasant, as I say, the joys of getting old...

I need to stock up on my PP pills

Morning Mistress, just been for me flu jab it was heaving in there

Lets me know if you get any side effects as I need to go for one next week...oh and good evening sami

Evening Mistress No side effects, arm a bit achy for a day. But all good

Off to Gran Canaria tomorrow for two weeks, so won't be on until Tuesday, be good whilst I'm away oi you didn't ask us if you could go and who is looking after mollie and Brian it's too cold for them to be left outside now

Well Molly is staying next door and who is Brian, I'm worried now as I haven't booked him in anywhere "

nigels mate

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So Mistress, has your whistle turned up yet?

Yep and it fits like made to measure..I'm very happy

Glad to hear that! xx

Evening Sami.

I'm still in land of the living (but only just!). Flu shivers etc over but it's now severe chest infection & associated coughing.

Doc has already put me on antibiotics as it's affecting other l/t medical issues; Gym course suspended as any exercise knocks me for six!

When I get Flu, it hits me hard & has in past lasted up to 4 months!

I've been down with it for the last few days but thank feck it is turning a corned and hasn't hit my chest too much...I'll give it a week then I'm off for a flu jab.

Get well soon ! Got my flu jab tomorrow

It's got me confused as it didn't turn to man flu...it must be the mistress side fighting it off

Haha, that's one of the benefits of having another persona xx

Yeah the only problem is I've developed a evil eye over the last year....as soon as I get a cold I also get conjunctivitis. ..it's a bit of a fecker

Ooh, that's not very pleasant, as I say, the joys of getting old...

I need to stock up on my PP pills

Morning Mistress, just been for me flu jab it was heaving in there

Lets me know if you get any side effects as I need to go for one next week...oh and good evening sami

Evening Mistress No side effects, arm a bit achy for a day. But all good

Off to Gran Canaria tomorrow for two weeks, so won't be on until Tuesday, be good whilst I'm away oi you didn't ask us if you could go and who is looking after mollie and Brian it's too cold for them to be left outside now

Well Molly is staying next door and who is Brian, I'm worried now as I haven't booked him in anywhere nigels mate"

Of course Nigel and Brian have gone off to Barbados for the winter, I would imagine they'll do a bit of beach work while they're there

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"So Mistress, has your whistle turned up yet?

Yep and it fits like made to measure..I'm very happy

Glad to hear that! xx

Evening Sami.

I'm still in land of the living (but only just!). Flu shivers etc over but it's now severe chest infection & associated coughing.

Doc has already put me on antibiotics as it's affecting other l/t medical issues; Gym course suspended as any exercise knocks me for six!

When I get Flu, it hits me hard & has in past lasted up to 4 months!

I've been down with it for the last few days but thank feck it is turning a corned and hasn't hit my chest too much...I'll give it a week then I'm off for a flu jab.

Get well soon ! Got my flu jab tomorrow

It's got me confused as it didn't turn to man flu...it must be the mistress side fighting it off

Haha, that's one of the benefits of having another persona xx

Yeah the only problem is I've developed a evil eye over the last year....as soon as I get a cold I also get conjunctivitis. ..it's a bit of a fecker

Ooh, that's not very pleasant, as I say, the joys of getting old...

I need to stock up on my PP pills

Morning Mistress, just been for me flu jab it was heaving in there

Lets me know if you get any side effects as I need to go for one next week...oh and good evening sami

Evening Mistress No side effects, arm a bit achy for a day. But all good

Off to Gran Canaria tomorrow for two weeks, so won't be on until Tuesday, be good whilst I'm away oi you didn't ask us if you could go and who is looking after mollie and Brian it's too cold for them to be left outside now

Well Molly is staying next door and who is Brian, I'm worried now as I haven't booked him in anywhere nigels mate

Of course Nigel and Brian have gone off to Barbados for the winter, I would imagine they'll do a bit of beach work while they're there "

phew had visions of them being stuck in Whitby

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Just had a thought Mistress will be laughing this yr she can attach her drone to her broomstick and won't fall off

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over a year ago


"Honestly didn’t think a female Doctor would work, but thought she was great in the first episode. Let’s see how the rest of the series goes

I don't watch Doctor Who, but I do like this actress, she is very versatile, so I'm sure it will work

I thought it was leanne Battersby front the street when I first seen her."

I think she is too manic, doesn’t work for me. She is nice looking, and yeah does look like Leanne..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good night all...I'm totally exhausted so turning in

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So Mistress, has your whistle turned up yet?

Yep and it fits like made to measure..I'm very happy

Glad to hear that! xx

Evening Sami.

I'm still in land of the living (but only just!). Flu shivers etc over but it's now severe chest infection & associated coughing.

Doc has already put me on antibiotics as it's affecting other l/t medical issues; Gym course suspended as any exercise knocks me for six!

When I get Flu, it hits me hard & has in past lasted up to 4 months!

I've been down with it for the last few days but thank feck it is turning a corned and hasn't hit my chest too much...I'll give it a week then I'm off for a flu jab.

Get well soon ! Got my flu jab tomorrow

It's got me confused as it didn't turn to man flu...it must be the mistress side fighting it off

Haha, that's one of the benefits of having another persona xx

Yeah the only problem is I've developed a evil eye over the last year....as soon as I get a cold I also get conjunctivitis. ..it's a bit of a fecker

Ooh, that's not very pleasant, as I say, the joys of getting old...

I need to stock up on my PP pills

Morning Mistress, just been for me flu jab it was heaving in there

Lets me know if you get any side effects as I need to go for one next week...oh and good evening sami

Evening Mistress No side effects, arm a bit achy for a day. But all good

Off to Gran Canaria tomorrow for two weeks, so won't be on until Tuesday, be good whilst I'm away oi you didn't ask us if you could go and who is looking after mollie and Brian it's too cold for them to be left outside now

Well Molly is staying next door and who is Brian, I'm worried now as I haven't booked him in anywhere nigels mate

Of course Nigel and Brian have gone off to Barbados for the winter, I would imagine they'll do a bit of beach work while they're there phew had visions of them being stuck in Whitby "

No they'll be back for the Christmas Nativity play

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good night all...I'm totally exhausted so turning in "

Na night Mistress, have a good sleep

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over a year ago

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


""

Arfnoon! We are in sunny Gran Canaria, it's hot!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Raining here

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Raining here "

Oh dear...never mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Arfnoon! We are in sunny Gran Canaria, it's hot! "

Lucky feckers a week or two?

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over a year ago


"Raining here "

Been bright here but I've just bin and got the washing in and it hasn't dried a bit....waste of my fecking time putting out ffs

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Raining here

Been bright here but I've just bin and got the washing in and it hasn't dried a bit....waste of my fecking time putting out ffs"

put it in the salad spinner then on the rad to dry

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Arfnoon! We are in sunny Gran Canaria, it's hot!

Lucky feckers a week or two? "

Two weeks, looks like it may rain here today

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over a year ago


"Raining here

Been bright here but I've just bin and got the washing in and it hasn't dried a bit....waste of my fecking time putting out ffsput it in the salad spinner then on the rad to dry"

They were bid woollen blankets so the salad spinner was out the question...but the rads were needed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Arfnoon! We are in sunny Gran Canaria, it's hot!

Lucky feckers a week or two?

Two weeks, looks like it may rain here today "

Just seen central Spain on the news....feck that ill be at Whitby next weekend

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"

Arfnoon! We are in sunny Gran Canaria, it's hot!

Lucky feckers a week or two?

Two weeks, looks like it may rain here today

Just seen central Spain on the news....feck that ill be at Whitby next weekend "

what sami will be at whitby next weekend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Arfnoon! We are in sunny Gran Canaria, it's hot!

Lucky feckers a week or two?

Two weeks, looks like it may rain here today

Just seen central Spain on the news....feck that ill be at Whitby next weekend what sami will be at whitby next weekend"

Only if she's ok my broomstick with her

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"

Arfnoon! We are in sunny Gran Canaria, it's hot!

Lucky feckers a week or two?

Two weeks, looks like it may rain here today

Just seen central Spain on the news....feck that ill be at Whitby next weekend what sami will be at whitby next weekend

Only if she's ok my broomstick with her "

think it needs new brakes

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

morning you two It's ok Sun is out today, so off to the beach

Be good whilst I'm away xx

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"morning you two It's ok Sun is out today, so off to the beach

Be good whilst I'm away xx"

I am always good

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning you two It's ok Sun is out today, so off to the beach

Be good whilst I'm away xxI am always good "

You are an ..xx

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over a year ago

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


" "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

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Just a quick check in....how's your hols going sami?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Just a quick check in....how's your hols going sami? "

We're having a fabulous time, thank you lovely!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Thinks to self Mistress never did get her holiday this year

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Thinks to self Mistress never did get her holiday this year "

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well I enjoyed Dr who tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So who’s going to perform the first Argentina Tango this year?

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Decent episode tonight, best of the new series so far. Just goes to show that it’s a decent plot line that you need, not always a scary monster.

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Not watching next week's as there are spiders.....hate them but I'm loving the new Dr who

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over a year ago


"Decent episode tonight, best of the new series so far. Just goes to show that it’s a decent plot line that you need, not always a scary monster."

I totally agree it was a really entertaining episode last night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not watching next week's as there are spiders.....hate them but I'm loving the new Dr who "

Aw dilemmas....I'll take the spider out your bath though

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Hate spiders!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Just checking in from sunny Gran Canaria

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over a year ago

chelmsford

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By *picknspanMan
over a year ago

North West Leeds

New Dr Who is absolute shite!

Typical BBC PC bollocks!

If anyone was watching this as a new programme it would be ridiculed and slated. It is solely reliant upon having been borne out of a previously popular program and will (hopefully) kill this program stone dead.

It would be better if the BBC was shut down. Apart from its awful PC program making it has continuously ripped viewers off with the licence fee.

Why should they be paid through this out dated method? You have to pay the BBC to warch Sky or ITV etc

Would you accept paying £150 year to British Gas if NPower supplied your gas?

Shut the BBC down, it's time has gone!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

So 3 more days left in Gran Canaria, missing Miss Molly so much, hope she's still there when we get home

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over a year ago


"So 3 more days left in Gran Canaria, missing Miss Molly so much, hope she's still there when we get home "

Who's feeding her?

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over a year ago


"New Dr Who is absolute shite!

Typical BBC PC bollocks!

If anyone was watching this as a new programme it would be ridiculed and slated. It is solely reliant upon having been borne out of a previously popular program and will (hopefully) kill this program stone dead.

It would be better if the BBC was shut down. Apart from its awful PC program making it has continuously ripped viewers off with the licence fee.

Why should they be paid through this out dated method? You have to pay the BBC to warch Sky or ITV etc

Would you accept paying £150 year to British Gas if NPower supplied your gas?

Shut the BBC down, it's time has gone!"

Couldn't agree more What sickens me the most is that the BBC are still paying compensation to Savile's victims - out of the licence money we're forced to pay them.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So 3 more days left in Gran Canaria, missing Miss Molly so much, hope she's still there when we get home

Who's feeding her?"

Ooh...didn't think about that, thought she'd catch mice... . Brother is going round twice a day and neighbours said she can go in with them in the evenings and overnight if she wants too.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"So 3 more days left in Gran Canaria, missing Miss Molly so much, hope she's still there when we get home

Who's feeding her?

Ooh...didn't think about that, thought she'd catch mice... . Brother is going round twice a day and neighbours said she can go in with them in the evenings and overnight if she wants too. "

she's here with bertie all loved up and floofy

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So 3 more days left in Gran Canaria, missing Miss Molly so much, hope she's still there when we get home

Who's feeding her?

Ooh...didn't think about that, thought she'd catch mice... . Brother is going round twice a day and neighbours said she can go in with them in the evenings and overnight if she wants too. she's here with bertie all loved up and floofy "

Ah bless her, she won't want to come home Voddy

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"So 3 more days left in Gran Canaria, missing Miss Molly so much, hope she's still there when we get home

Who's feeding her?

Ooh...didn't think about that, thought she'd catch mice... . Brother is going round twice a day and neighbours said she can go in with them in the evenings and overnight if she wants too. she's here with bertie all loved up and floofy

Ah bless her, she won't want to come home Voddy "

she knows she's on her holibobs Bert has taught her to tango

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So Mistress, has your whistle turned up yet?

Yep and it fits like made to measure..I'm very happy

Glad to hear that! xx

Evening Sami.

I'm still in land of the living (but only just!). Flu shivers etc over but it's now severe chest infection & associated coughing.

Doc has already put me on antibiotics as it's affecting other l/t medical issues; Gym course suspended as any exercise knocks me for six!

When I get Flu, it hits me hard & has in past lasted up to 4 months!

I've been down with it for the last few days but thank feck it is turning a corned and hasn't hit my chest too much...I'll give it a week then I'm off for a flu jab.

Get well soon ! Got my flu jab tomorrow "

Had my first one for a few years last Friday. ...arm were I got it is still fecking niggling

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"So Mistress, has your whistle turned up yet?

Yep and it fits like made to measure..I'm very happy

Glad to hear that! xx

Evening Sami.

I'm still in land of the living (but only just!). Flu shivers etc over but it's now severe chest infection & associated coughing.

Doc has already put me on antibiotics as it's affecting other l/t medical issues; Gym course suspended as any exercise knocks me for six!

When I get Flu, it hits me hard & has in past lasted up to 4 months!

I've been down with it for the last few days but thank feck it is turning a corned and hasn't hit my chest too much...I'll give it a week then I'm off for a flu jab.

Get well soon ! Got my flu jab tomorrow

Had my first one for a few years last Friday. ...arm were I got it is still fecking giggling "

was it ya funny bone

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So 3 more days left in Gran Canaria, missing Miss Molly so much, hope she's still there when we get home

Who's feeding her?

Ooh...didn't think about that, thought she'd catch mice... . Brother is going round twice a day and neighbours said she can go in with them in the evenings and overnight if she wants too. she's here with bertie all loved up and floofy

Ah bless her, she won't want to come home Voddy she knows she's on her holibobs Bert has taught her to tango "

Fantastic! I'll have to buy her a new tango frock now

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over a year ago


"So Mistress, has your whistle turned up yet?

Yep and it fits like made to measure..I'm very happy

Glad to hear that! xx

Evening Sami.

I'm still in land of the living (but only just!). Flu shivers etc over but it's now severe chest infection & associated coughing.

Doc has already put me on antibiotics as it's affecting other l/t medical issues; Gym course suspended as any exercise knocks me for six!

When I get Flu, it hits me hard & has in past lasted up to 4 months!

I've been down with it for the last few days but thank feck it is turning a corned and hasn't hit my chest too much...I'll give it a week then I'm off for a flu jab.

Get well soon ! Got my flu jab tomorrow "

Fecking niggling ffs

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