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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In this busy festive season let's think kindly of our brave traffic wardens helping us to keep the yellow lines clear.

When we get that inevitable ticket, let's not lose our cool, just wish them the very best.

Post your wishes here if you like

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

They're only human. They're only doing their jobs. It is a complete myth that they amass bonuses for those that choose to ignore the laws and those that overstay their welcome.

A big yay for their professionalism. Without them all the City entres would be chaos.

In fact if we see one today we'll echo this in the name of Fab xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad was a traffic warden for many years, his job was to keep the roads clear... roads marked with yellow lines are done so for a reason, parking there causes an obstruction.... he had been spat on, threatened with violence and personal harm but it was a job he enjoyed

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

apparantly in Norwich we have the shortest stretch of double yellow lines in the country (according to BBC radio 5 in case anyone knows different) at just 17 inches long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always thought traffic wardens was the outcome and offspring of a referee and a prossie having a fling!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And don't forget your car park ticket. If you have a few hours left on it and you are leaving, pass it on.

I did this in Epsom yesterday and received the sweetest smile (admittedly I looked for the prettiest recipient I could find, but, I am a bloke)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In Emergency break glass for popcorn and cushion ..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"apparantly in Norwich we have the shortest stretch of double yellow lines in the country (according to BBC radio 5 in case anyone knows different) at just 17 inches long"

Huh! Typical.... a man showing off his 'measly' 17 incher xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And don't forget your car park ticket. If you have a few hours left on it and you are leaving, pass it on.

I did this in Epsom yesterday and received the sweetest smile (admittedly I looked for the prettiest recipient I could find, but, I am a bloke)"

your first successful pass?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"apparantly in Norwich we have the shortest stretch of double yellow lines in the country (according to BBC radio 5 in case anyone knows different) at just 17 inches long

Huh! Typical.... a man showing off his 'measly' 17 incher xx"

yeah, typical, take a number n treble it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And don't forget your car park ticket. If you have a few hours left on it and you are leaving, pass it on.

I did this in Epsom yesterday and received the sweetest smile (admittedly I looked for the prettiest recipient I could find, but, I am a bloke)

your first successful pass? "

I don't think I have ever made a pass, I may need lessons....... I haven't bloody lived! Now I am grumpy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And don't forget your car park ticket. If you have a few hours left on it and you are leaving, pass it on.

I did this in Epsom yesterday and received the sweetest smile (admittedly I looked for the prettiest recipient I could find, but, I am a bloke)

your first successful pass?

I don't think I have ever made a pass, I may need lessons....... I haven't bloody lived! Now I am grumpy"

ooooo role play ... shall I be snow white then, or would you rather the wicked queen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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I don't think I have ever made a pass, I may need lessons....... I haven't bloody lived! Now I am grumpy

ooooo role play ... shall I be snow white then, or would you rather the wicked queen. "

But if a dwarf makes a pass will you even notice it? Wicked queen please, or is that a specialist site?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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I don't think I have ever made a pass, I may need lessons....... I haven't bloody lived! Now I am grumpy

ooooo role play ... shall I be snow white then, or would you rather the wicked queen.

But if a dwarf makes a pass will you even notice it? Wicked queen please, or is that a specialist site?"

look on the bright side, won't be so far to go down when the Wicked Queen catches you ..............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

But if a dwarf makes a pass will you even notice it? Wicked queen please, or is that a specialist site?

look on the bright side, won't be so far to go down when the Wicked Queen catches you .............. "

As an old fashioned dwarf my miners helmet has a candle attached to the top rather than a new fangled torch, is that going to be an issue?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

But if a dwarf makes a pass will you even notice it? Wicked queen please, or is that a specialist site?

look on the bright side, won't be so far to go down when the Wicked Queen catches you ..............

As an old fashioned dwarf my miners helmet has a candle attached to the top rather than a new fangled torch, is that going to be an issue?"

I think we may be gushing into things a bit here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

As an old fashioned dwarf my miners helmet has a candle attached to the top rather than a new fangled torch, is that going to be an issue?

I think we may be gushing into things a bit here."

Great I need a pacamac too, talk about high maintenance

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

As an old fashioned dwarf my miners helmet has a candle attached to the top rather than a new fangled torch, is that going to be an issue?

I think we may be gushing into things a bit here.

Great I need a pacamac too, talk about high maintenance "

pacamac and a caramac! (am a bit kinky that way)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Great I need a pacamac too, talk about high maintenance

pacamac and a caramac! (am a bit kinky that way) "

And people have the audacity to say I am mad..... Let's go to dictionary corner for a definition!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Great I need a pacamac too, talk about high maintenance

pacamac and a caramac! (am a bit kinky that way)

And people have the audacity to say I am mad..... Let's go to dictionary corner for a definition!"

you are like me, you are not at all mad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

And people have the audacity to say I am mad..... Let's go to dictionary corner for a definition!

you are like me, you are not at all mad. "

Great, thanks....... Soooooo anyone else (now) feeling suicidal this Christmas, I wasn't, but........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

And people have the audacity to say I am mad..... Let's go to dictionary corner for a definition!

you are like me, you are not at all mad.

Great, thanks....... Soooooo anyone else (now) feeling suicidal this Christmas, I wasn't, but........"

some people will do anything for a PDA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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you are like me, you are not at all mad.

Great, thanks....... Soooooo anyone else (now) feeling suicidal this Christmas, I wasn't, but........

some people will do anything for a PDA "

It's what I would do for a Haribo that leaves me shamed.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

you are like me, you are not at all mad.

Great, thanks....... Soooooo anyone else (now) feeling suicidal this Christmas, I wasn't, but........

some people will do anything for a PDA

It's what I would do for a Haribo that leaves me shamed........."

?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

It's what I would do for a Haribo that leaves me shamed.........

? "

Ok it involved green body paint, spraying my testicles red a glue stick some glitter and hiding in a Christmas tree..... Beyond that I am saying no more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

It's what I would do for a Haribo that leaves me shamed.........

?

Ok it involved green body paint, spraying my testicles red a glue stick some glitter and hiding in a Christmas tree..... Beyond that I am saying no more"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

It's what I would do for a Haribo that leaves me shamed.........

?

"

Not telling you what I did on Halloween but it involved a scuba outfit and a specially prepared bobbin for apples stall.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

It's what I would do for a Haribo that leaves me shamed.........

?

Not telling you what I did on Halloween but it involved a scuba outfit and a specially prepared bobbin for apples stall........."

I used to be really good at that when I was a kid at gymkhanas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Not telling you what I did on Halloween but it involved a scuba outfit and a specially prepared bobbin for apples stall.........

I used to be really good at that when I was a kid at gymkhanas!"

I must make it clear that on the "jingle my balls" and "find the hairy apples" stalls" a height restriction was put in place....... I am crb checked!

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By *cotscple4funCouple
over a year ago

lanarkshire


"My dad was a traffic warden for many years, his job was to keep the roads clear... roads marked with yellow lines are done so for a reason, parking there causes an obstruction.... he had been spat on, threatened with violence and personal harm but it was a job he enjoyed"
you poor girl did your mum never sit him down and tell him to get a real job then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

xx

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