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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In line with the many posts about the size of a mans cock, though I am particularly referring to the man who got turned away from a gang bang because he wasn’t deemed big enough for the woman, I thought I would even the balance and look at how we would measure ourselves, that way when a man says he is 7” we can say, not for me thanks, far too small

So how are we going to do this? Are we going to measure just the outside or inside too? How about lip size? Clitoris? And just to please those mathematicians, how would one work out the weight of a pussy by deducting the weight of the body?

There are a plethora of measurements to use, so which one? How about the old fashioned way:

A nail

Inches

Feet

Yards

Rod/pole/perch

Link

Chain

Furlong

Or for those who have no idea of the above and use the metric system, how about:

Millimetre

Centimetre

Metre

Decimetre

Decametre

Hectometre

Kilometre

What about weight? The old fashioned way called Avoirdupois:

Drams

Ounce

Pound

Clove

Stone

Tod

Hundredweight

Quarters

Sack

Ton

Or for those that use the metric system, how about:

Milligrams

Centrigram

Decigram

Grams

Hectogram

Dekagrams

Kilogram

Metric ton

Now all we need is someone with a good eye to judge the length and breadth and has excellent credentials, references required

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

if I can get my head in and only stop when I reach my shoulders.... they may not be my type.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id nail ya Kitten...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

If using metric can we stick to those which appertain to length cos the weight ones baffle me .......

How does one weigh a vag ?

Mine is size £3.99 chorizo from Sainsbury's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my bi girl friends i have seen for years has a clit of about 2 in s , its fab makes my own look small ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If using metric can we stick to those which appertain to length cos the weight ones baffle me .......

How does one weigh a vag ?

Mine is size £3.99 chorizo from Sainsbury's"

Always knew Granny was a posh bird, notice she doesnt use the Aldi chorizo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rods with the equivalent measure in sacs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If using metric can we stick to those which appertain to length cos the weight ones baffle me .......

How does one weigh a vag ?

Mine is size £3.99 chorizo from Sainsbury's"

Yoiks... You must have a clit like a Kumquat...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"if I can get my head in and only stop when I reach my shoulders.... they may not be my type."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"rods with the equivalent measure in sacs"

or a vibrator, just a simple plain one, much much fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"rods with the equivalent measure in sacs

or a vibrator, just a simple plain one, much much fun "

or eurotongue's courgette, we are in Europe after all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"rods with the equivalent measure in sacs

or a vibrator, just a simple plain one, much much fun

or eurotongue's courgette, we are in Europe after all. "

Per...lease... Her majesty's imperial measurements only... Non of this United States of Germany tosh...

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I think using a standard agreed measurement would be best... how about fingers?

Start off with one finger, and go from there.

Obviously its probable that some ladies could even get a hand in too.

but, be warned, I was once with a lady who liked to be fisted, after some time I got one hand in, and we carried on playing, until she asked me to try to get a finger in next to my fist.

Then two.... and so on, until I had both hands in!!

At this point, she said "Now try and clap", to which I replied, "I cant".

"I know" she said, "tight aint I?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely size doesn't matter?

Isn't what you do with it that counts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a true measurement, I'd have thought fluid ounces to be the only way, a speculum would be handy for this and a measuring jug?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Well something 53cm long and 10cm wide came out of mine, so I guess that's what can probably fit in!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Surely size doesn't matter?

Isn't what you do with it that counts? "

Phew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The size cocks some of the characters on here seem to require for meets we meet need sonar to measure the size of the chasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well something 53cm long and 10cm wide came out of mine, so I guess that's what can probably fit in! "

Careful...!! You let something as big as that in you... And youll be pregnant before you know it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The size cocks some of the characters on here seem to require for meets we meet need sonar to measure the size of the chasm "

ooo I didn't think of that one someone on here once attached a picture of two guys with cocks almost to their knees asking me if I fancied getting a load of them, well of course I said no thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think using a standard agreed measurement would be best... how about fingers?

Start off with one finger, and go from there.

Obviously its probable that some ladies could even get a hand in too.

but, be warned, I was once with a lady who liked to be fisted, after some time I got one hand in, and we carried on playing, until she asked me to try to get a finger in next to my fist.

Then two.... and so on, until I had both hands in!!

At this point, she said "Now try and clap", to which I replied, "I cant".

"I know" she said, "tight aint I?" "

The oldies are the best aint they

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