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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

well it is Christmas

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

neither I am on a diet

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"neither I am on a diet "

Shag - I'll help you on the diet afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

both....but more shagging than drinking me thinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both......merry xmas

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I most definately would say both and a coffee after

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By *5DaveMan
over a year ago

loch lomond


"Both......merry xmas"

Shag Merry Christmas too you xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I most definately would say both and a coffee after "

Not just any ole coffee tho an its me special.coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would give you special everything

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

just a pint I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"would give you special everything "

Ohhh tell me.more...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just a pint I think"

Of jd

??????

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

.


"just a pint I think

Of jd

?????? "

Sounds good

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

saturday night all alone yes why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

both please xxx

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"both please xxx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"both please xxx

"

Same again please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


""

Give me a clue where privy toen is and I'll find a nice place for us to have a drink and a meal before we go for the final show down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

9 pints and a blindfold

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

.

Both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice warm brew?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

deffo both but more of the shagging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"deffo both but more of the shagging "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"deffo both but more of the shagging "

green tea and then a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"deffo both but more of the shagging

green tea and then a shag "

U mean u actually gettin ya sexy ass outta bed to make me a green tea.....wow now im impressed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"deffo both but more of the shagging

green tea and then a shag

U mean u actually gettin ya sexy ass outta bed to make me a green tea.....wow now im impressed "

eermm I'll make the tea later lets just get under the duvet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"deffo both but more of the shagging

green tea and then a shag

U mean u actually gettin ya sexy ass outta bed to make me a green tea.....wow now im impressed

eermm I'll make the tea later lets just get under the duvet "

Dont need telling twice......mmmmmm are my feet cold

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"deffo both but more of the shagging

green tea and then a shag

U mean u actually gettin ya sexy ass outta bed to make me a green tea.....wow now im impressed

eermm I'll make the tea later lets just get under the duvet

Dont need telling twice......mmmmmm are my feet cold "

ffffffreezing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"deffo both but more of the shagging

green tea and then a shag

U mean u actually gettin ya sexy ass outta bed to make me a green tea.....wow now im impressed

eermm I'll make the tea later lets just get under the duvet

Dont need telling twice......mmmmmm are my feet cold

ffffffreezing "

Ooooops sorrrry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"deffo both but more of the shagging

green tea and then a shag

U mean u actually gettin ya sexy ass outta bed to make me a green tea.....wow now im impressed

eermm I'll make the tea later lets just get under the duvet

Dont need telling twice......mmmmmm are my feet cold

ffffffreezing

Ooooops sorrrry "

no ya not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"deffo both but more of the shagging

green tea and then a shag

U mean u actually gettin ya sexy ass outta bed to make me a green tea.....wow now im impressed

eermm I'll make the tea later lets just get under the duvet

Dont need telling twice......mmmmmm are my feet cold

ffffffreezing

Ooooops sorrrry

no ya not "

Bugger ya rumbled me......again

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"deffo both but more of the shagging

green tea and then a shag

U mean u actually gettin ya sexy ass outta bed to make me a green tea.....wow now im impressed

eermm I'll make the tea later lets just get under the duvet

Dont need telling twice......mmmmmm are my feet cold

ffffffreezing

Ooooops sorrrry

no ya not

Bugger ya rumbled me......again "

you want buggering?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mrs K yes

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Mrs K yes "

jeeeeesssss it's gonna have to be a pint, you keep popping up next to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"deffo both but more of the shagging

green tea and then a shag

U mean u actually gettin ya sexy ass outta bed to make me a green tea.....wow now im impressed

eermm I'll make the tea later lets just get under the duvet

Dont need telling twice......mmmmmm are my feet cold

ffffffreezing

Ooooops sorrrr

y rr

no ya not

Bugger ya rumbled me......again

y

you want buggering? "

Be rude to say no after u asked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I can feel a party coming on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can feel a party coming on "

Whoopeeeee!! Ill bring the Saké...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can feel a party coming on "

Im.bringing meeeeeee

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"deffo both but more of the shagging

green tea and then a shag

U mean u actually gettin ya sexy ass outta bed to make me a green tea.....wow now im impressed

eermm I'll make the tea later lets just get under the duvet

Dont need telling twice......mmmmmm are my feet cold

ffffffreezing

Ooooops sorrrr

y rr

no ya not

Bugger ya rumbled me......again

y

you want buggering?

Be rude to say no after u asked "

be with you in about 3 hrs - get yourself prepared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can feel a party coming on

Im.bringing meeeeeee "

That'll do nicely madam...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"be with you in about 3 hrs - get yourself prepared "

want to borrow a little blue pill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"deffo both but more of the shagging

green tea and then a shag

U mean u actually gettin ya sexy ass outta bed to make me a green tea.....wow now im impressed

eermm I'll make the tea later lets just get under the duvet

Y

Dont need telling twice......mmmmm

m are my feet cold

ffffffreezing

Ooooops sorrrr

y rr

no ya not

Bugger ya rumbled me......again

y

you want buggering?

Be rude to say no after u asked

be with you in about 3 hrs - get yourself prepared "

Ok.....plenty of time to work the room and perv before u arrive then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can feel a party coming on

Im.bringing meeeeeee

That'll do nicely madam..."

Your too kind sir......

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"deffo both but more of the shagging

green tea and then a shag

U mean u actually gettin ya sexy ass outta bed to make me a green tea.....wow now im impressed

eermm I'll make the tea later lets just get under the duvet

Y

Dont need telling twice......mmmmm

m are my feet cold

ffffffreezing

Ooooops sorrrr

y rr

no ya not

Bugger ya rumbled me......again

y

you want buggering?

Be rude to say no after u asked

be with you in about 3 hrs - get yourself prepared

Ok.....plenty of time to work the room and perv before u arrive then"

Have you got enough lube or shall I bring some?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"be with you in about 3 hrs - get yourself prepared

want to borrow a little blue pill "

would you want it back after I've used it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you be doing a weight watchers version in jan thats a diet and a blow job hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"be with you in about 3 hrs - get yourself prepared

want to borrow a little blue pill

would you want it back after I've used it? "

well I'm not gonna say I'll give you one now am I oops I just did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"deffo both but more of the shagging

green tea and then a shag

U mean u actually gettin ya sexy ass outta bed to make me a green tea.....wow now im impressed

eermm I'll make the tea later lets just get under the duvet

Y

Dont need telling twice......mmmmm

m are my feet cold

ffffffreezing

Ooooops sorrrr

y rr

no ya not

Bugger ya rumbled me......again

y

you want buggering?

Be rude to say no after u asked

be with you in about 3 hrs - get yourself prepared

Ok.....plenty of time to work the room and perv before u arrive then

Have you got enough lube or shall I bring some? "

Never needed any........ever

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"deffo both but more of the shagging

green tea and then a shag

U mean u actually gettin ya sexy ass outta bed to make me a green tea.....wow now im impressed

eermm I'll make the tea later lets just get under the duvet

Y

Dont need telling twice......mmmmm

m are my feet cold

ffffffreezing

Ooooops sorrrr

y rr

no ya not

Bugger ya rumbled me......again

y

you want buggering?

Be rude to say no after u asked

be with you in about 3 hrs - get yourself prepared

Ok.....plenty of time to work the room and perv before u arrive then

Have you got enough lube or shall I bring some?

Never needed any........ever"

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm now this is sounding beter and better, I'll cum in the fast car, be there in 2 hrs lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

now that is a fast car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"deffo both but more of the shagging

green tea and then a shag

U mean u actually gettin ya sexy ass outta bed to make me a green tea.....wow now im impressed

eermm I'll make the tea later lets just get under the duvet

Y

Dont need telling twice......mmmmm

m are my feet cold

ffffffreezing

Ooooops sorrrr

y rr

no ya not

Bugger ya rumbled me......again

y

you want buggering?

Be rude to say no after u asked

be with you in about 3 hrs - get yourself prepared

Ok.....plenty of time to work the room and perv before u arrive then

Have you got enough lube or shall I bring some?

Never needed any........ever

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm now this is sounding beter and better, I'll cum in the fast car, be there in 2 hrs lol"

so get a move on then........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

whooooo you are bossy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"whooooo you are bossy "

And????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"whooooo you are bossy

And???? "

just sayin I suppose a shags out of the question then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"whooooo you are bossy

And????

just sayin I suppose a shags out of the question then "

U really want me to answer that one....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes "

Ok then YES.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yes

Ok then YES....... "

go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes

Ok then YES.......

go on then "

Where am i going to exactly?????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yes

Ok then YES.......

go on then

Where am i going to exactly????? "

back under the duvet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes

Ok then YES.......

go on then

Where am i going to exactly?????

back under the duvet "

My favourite place......dive dive

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"yes

Ok then YES.......

go on then

Where am i going to exactly?????

back under the duvet "

She's waiting for me!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yes

Ok then YES.......

go on then

Where am i going to exactly?????

back under the duvet

She's waiting for me!!!!"

always room for a couple more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes

Ok then YES.......

go on then

Where am i going to exactly?????

back under the duvet

She's waiting for me!!!!"

But in the meantime.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yes

Ok then YES.......

go on then

Where am i going to exactly?????

back under the duvet

She's waiting for me!!!!

But in the meantime..... "

1st come 1st served n all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes

Ok then YES.......

go on then

Where am i going to exactly?????

back under the duvet

She's waiting for me!!!!

But in the meantime.....

1st come 1st served n all th

Tat "

Get a ticket go to back of queue........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yes

Ok then YES.......

go on then

Where am i going to exactly?????

back under the duvet

She's waiting for me!!!!

But in the meantime.....

1st come 1st served n all th

Tat

Get a ticket go to back of queue........ "
best get me coat then, as it will be cold around the corner, hope the chippy is open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes

Ok then YES.......

go on then

Where am i going to exactly?????

back under the duvet

She's waiting for me!!!!

But in the meantime.....

1st come 1st served n all th

Tat

Get a ticket go to back of queue........ best get me coat then, as it will be cold around the corner, hope the chippy is open "

Ohhh get me a small fish bout batter pleaseeeeee....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

it will be cold and soggy by the time I get back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it will be cold and soggy by the time I get back "

Not when i get my lips round it ,it wont

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint and a shag please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pint for me thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pint for me thanks "

Shagathon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shag hell yes lol

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

well blues my fave colour soooo

oh go on then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pint (of wine)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "

You dont have to flutter those eyelashes missus...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

goes for gremlin like shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"goes for gremlin like shag "

We really need to stay out of the jacuzzi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

pint then

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

shag then pint

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By *r AntrimMan
over a year ago

lisburn

pint..fed up shagging mrs a lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pint..fed up shagging mrs a lmao "

Pint for MrA and large voddy for MrsA.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pint xx "

while your at the bar soapy make mine a voddy n please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

shag and a pint

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By *r AntrimMan
over a year ago

lisburn

pint and half in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You dont have to flutter those eyelashes missus... "

Ohhh i do....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pint and half in "

Shag xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

go on then

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By *r AntrimMan
over a year ago

lisburn

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By *r AntrimMan
over a year ago

lisburn

shag plz xx

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"shag plz xx "

A pint to keep him ammused while I shag the mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"shag plz xx

A pint to keep him ammused while I shag the mrs "

and while you're shagging his missus I'll have to entertain yours

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By *r AntrimMan
over a year ago

lisburn


"shag plz xx

A pint to keep him ammused while I shag the mrs "

guinness plz lol

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"shag plz xx

A pint to keep him ammused while I shag the mrs

guinness plz lol "

ordinary or extra cold?

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By *r AntrimMan
over a year ago

lisburn


"shag plz xx

A pint to keep him ammused while I shag the mrs

guinness plz lol

ordinary or extra cold? "

ohh ordinary...extra cold take the taste away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"shag plz xx

A pint to keep him ammused while I shag the mrs

guinness plz lol "

defo another pint, a shag is out of the question when he has been drinking guiness. he will fart all the time

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"shag plz xx

A pint to keep him ammused while I shag the mrs

guinness plz lol

ordinary or extra cold?

ohh ordinary...extra cold take the taste away"

Man after my own heart - fancy a pint mate? we can join the girls later lol

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By *r AntrimMan
over a year ago

lisburn

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By *r AntrimMan
over a year ago

lisburn


"shag plz xx

A pint to keep him ammused while I shag the mrs

guinness plz lol

ordinary or extra cold?

ohh ordinary...extra cold take the taste away

Man after my own heart - fancy a pint mate? we can join the girls later lol"
...sounds good 2 me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pint

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm off to the pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm off to the pub "

Mines a Guinness please.

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees


"Mines a Guinness please. "

Would you like a head on it?.......

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