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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right so... Couples

It’s recently dawned on me and my inbox that’s there’s an awful attitude amongst some (by no means all) couples on here... just a few things...

1) you won’t be inviting yourselves to stay at my house... yes I accommodate but i’ll be doing the inviting...

2) just because you’re a “couple” doesn’t make you attractive!... two mongrels do NOT make a champion greyhound!... you still need your roots doing and you’re still outta shape!

3) a list of all your stipulations and rules (which I haven’t asked for) does very little for my libido, I’m an intelligent and articulate person and although I’m not looking for a game of trivial persuit... manners are free and very simple to attain...

Seriously I’m not the type of guy to rant at all but I’d really appreciate a simple “Hello”... not the Magna Carta of things I can and can’t do in my own home?!...

Cheers if you bothered reading like

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

You tell em Tom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely brilliant...here here!!

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

Can't argue with that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont chase couples so irrelevent to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont chase couples so irrelevent to me"

Same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right so... Couples

It’s recently dawned on me and my inbox that’s there’s an awful attitude amongst some (by no means all) couples on here... just a few things...

1) you won’t be inviting yourselves to stay at my house... yes I accommodate but i’ll be doing the inviting...

2) just because you’re a “couple” doesn’t make you attractive!... two mongrels do NOT make a champion greyhound!... you still need your roots doing and you’re still outta shape!

3) a list of all your stipulations and rules (which I haven’t asked for) does very little for my libido, I’m an intelligent and articulate person and although I’m not looking for a game of trivial persuit... manners are free and very simple to attain...

Seriously I’m not the type of guy to rant at all but I’d really appreciate a simple “Hello”... not the Magna Carta of things I can and can’t do in my own home?!...

Cheers if you bothered reading like"

It's not just couples. We get this all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check out my ‘Entitled Couples’ thread, from the other day OP, glad its not just me venting about them.

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

Every guy should know his worth.

Guys have just the same right to say yes please or no thanks.

I consider my part of fab as a level playing field .. if folk wish to treat it as anything other pass me by.

Those that pander and jump through hoops only serve to ever more demands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I no longer meet couples.

I've had a couple of weird experiences- too many rules, weird jealousy vibes and ended up feeling like a performing seal

I'm sure it's not like that with all couples before anyone gets their knickers in a twist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ehhh when i was a couple we were so easy going haha. Safe sex n anal were our only rules. And even made breakfast in the morning for folks we had the pleasure of playing with who chose to stay over. Made some dam good friends too out of it. Are couples really this mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like I should represent the couples who are nice

Q x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont chase couples so irrelevent to me"

Not much point posting then was there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We totally agree! We have single guy friends on our account, they know our polite rules and all is good.

We treat everyone and anyone how we wish to be treated.

Listing tons of rules is just arrogant, surely they can be discussed later?

Mrs S xx

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

There's always some people who think they are better than everyone else...

It's hard enough for singles willing to meet couples, without some doing their best to frighten of prospective meets for the rest of us...

Thankfully there's lots of friendly laid back people and couples who don't treat singles as a plaything.

Nita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I meant no anal! Hahah honest I did not force anal on anyone LMAO. X

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By *estofbothCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Well said op, we’re all here for fun, and just because you’re a single guy doesn’t mean you should have to compromise who you are to get it.

There’s some terrible attitudes on here, but we like that, because it filters out people we wouldn’t get on with and leaves more time for the great ones.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"I meant no anal! Hahah honest I did not force anal on anyone LMAO. X"

I did think it was an unusual rule

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"I meant no anal! Hahah honest I did not force anal on anyone LMAO. X"

I was thinking, no wonder you had a load of mates.

Anal AND breakfast, that’s a high bar we’re expected to live up to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aawww!! But I love trivial persuit!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I meant no anal! Hahah honest I did not force anal on anyone LMAO. X"

Ha ha...I was going to say I doubt many guys refused...’Right Ken, the only rule is you have to do anal’

‘Erm, ok, that’s sounds great to me’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I no longer meet couples.

I've had a couple of weird experiences- too many rules, weird jealousy vibes and ended up feeling like a performing seal

I'm sure it's not like that with all couples before anyone gets their knickers in a twist!

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Couldn’t agree more!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About time someone put those couples in their place

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