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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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What is happening people?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello honey

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Hello honey "

Awight pat? Ppppaaaattt (like Frank butcher)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am doing a VAT Return......sooooo boring. But on the plus side, I'm off out tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spit it out Honey, no big Manc Socials for me - off to the football!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any women want to meet up today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Re watching breaking bad with a cappuccino

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I am doing a VAT Return......sooooo boring. But on the plus side, I'm off out tonight

Ergggghhhhh

Yayyyy

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking raining!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Spit it out Honey, no big Manc Socials for me - off to the football!

Either way you would have been surrounded by cunts

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Cleaning the house and then a family night out saying goodbye to our son who is off to Australia to work.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"[fucks Removed by poster at 06/10/18 11:56:31]"

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Any women want to meet up today?

Where are you bbz?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cleaning the house and then a family night out saying goodbye to our son who is off to Australia to work. "

I wish Jim had fucked off too

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Re watching breaking bad with a cappuccino

Not a mocha?

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By *ADY VOLUPTUOUS OF KENTWoman
over a year ago

TONBRIDGE ROUNDABOUTS

still laying on bed...done all stuff earlier....

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Fucking raining!"

Fuck sake

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Spit it out Honey, no big Manc Socials for me - off to the football!

Either way you would have been surrounded by cunts

Who the fuck wrote that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Cleaning the house and then a family night out saying goodbye to our son who is off to Australia to work. "

Does he like going down

Under

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Cleaning the house and then a family night out saying goodbye to our son who is off to Australia to work.

I wish Jim had fucked off too

Kick the cunt out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"still laying on bed...done all stuff earlier...."

Stop shouting wiman!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"still laying on bed...done all stuff earlier...."

Well done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Manchester, what about you? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spit it out Honey, no big Manc Socials for me - off to the football!

There is a Manc social and I didn't know about it ?

I might my eyes peeled and my ear closer to the vestry wall in future !

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By *ADY VOLUPTUOUS OF KENTWoman
over a year ago

TONBRIDGE ROUNDABOUTS

getting in shower now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"getting in shower now..."

Finally, we are going to get flooded people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spit it out Honey, no big Manc Socials for me - off to the football!

Either way you would have been surrounded by cunts

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Manchester, what about you? X"

Way down sarf.

Go the to Manchester social. I'll gift you to the birthday girl.

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By *r and Mrs A HornyCouple
over a year ago

coventry

Both working xx

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Spit it out Honey, no big Manc Socials for me - off to the football!

There is a Manc social and I didn't know about it ?

I might my eyes peeled and my ear closer to the vestry wall in future !"

Still space ain't it?

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By *ADY VOLUPTUOUS OF KENTWoman
over a year ago

TONBRIDGE ROUNDABOUTS

room for two..

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"getting in shower now..."

Dirty woman

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By *ADY VOLUPTUOUS OF KENTWoman
over a year ago

TONBRIDGE ROUNDABOUTS

"getting in shower now...

Finally, we are going to get flooded people "

rather rude arnt you???

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"What is happening people?"

I'm getting chatted up by a swing dancer on Bumble!

...had to pause while he went for a wank...

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

Ain't doing nuffink...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"getting in shower now...

Finally, we are going to get flooded people

rather rude arnt you???"

Apologies, I caused offence at midday

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By *ADY VOLUPTUOUS OF KENTWoman
over a year ago

TONBRIDGE ROUNDABOUTS

"getting in shower now...

Finally, we are going to get flooded people

rather rude arnt you???

Apologies, I caused offence at midday "

well

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"getting in shower now...

Finally, we are going to get flooded people

rather rude arnt you???

Apologies, I caused offence at midday "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is happening people?

I'm getting chatted up by a swing dancer on Bumble!

...had to pause while he went for a wank...

At least it wasn't a poo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im doing bugger all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im doing bugger all. "

Can you shave my pubes?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm sat here with the pooch, she's perked up today but far from alright. Been a tough couple of days in more ways than one but I'm feeling rather positive.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"What is happening people?

I'm getting chatted up by a swing dancer on Bumble!

...had to pause while he went for a wank...

At least it wasn't a poo

Hahaha! Not an effect I want to have on men!

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Working at a food festival so its a busy day x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im doing bugger all.

Can you shave my pubes? "

Pop your legs in the air then, I have a new razor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sat here with the pooch, she's perked up today but far from alright. Been a tough couple of days in more ways than one but I'm feeling rather positive.

Open your legs and hope for the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im doing bugger all.

Can you shave my pubes?

Pop your legs in the air then, I have a new razor"

Women use cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Re watching breaking bad with a cappuccino

Not a mocha?"

Noooo didn’t fancy it today

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm sat here with the pooch, she's perked up today but far from alright. Been a tough couple of days in more ways than one but I'm feeling rather positive.

Yay for pooch

Boo for stress

What do you need?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm sat here with the pooch, she's perked up today but far from alright. Been a tough couple of days in more ways than one but I'm feeling rather positive.

Yay for pooch

Boo for stress

What do you need?"

Need and want are 2 different things.

Need - to do adulting and probably get some much needed sleep

Want - to cunt punch a leach and laugh maniacally.

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Currently having a new stair/hallway carpet put down then later this evening my mum, sister and niece are coming over and we're all going out for dinner

No doubt my sister and I will get pissed

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm sat here with the pooch, she's perked up today but far from alright. Been a tough couple of days in more ways than one but I'm feeling rather positive.

Yay for pooch

Boo for stress

What do you need?

Need and want are 2 different things.

Need - to do adulting and probably get some much needed sleep

Want - to cunt punch a leach and laugh maniacally."

You might lose your hand in the baggy cabbage.

When the need to adult comes I find myself here...phew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna go squish my nephews cute little face in a bit. This makes me happy.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm gonna go squish my nephews cute little face in a bit. This makes me happy. "

Yaaaaaaay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lying around the Adulrs only pool in Alcudia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m supposed to be tidying up the house but cba...work / socialising later.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I’m supposed to be tidying up the house but cba...work / socialising later."

Housework bleurgh

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm gonna go squish my nephews cute little face in a bit. This makes me happy. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feet up in the sunshine now Honey - was out riding in the woods earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jammie day in front of the TV with my munchkin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking after satans i mean my kids

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Currently having a bath

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Wishing I was in bed having fun

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm in bed, pooch is snuggled next to me. Trying to distract my thoughts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in bed, pooch is snuggled next to me. Trying to distract my thoughts."

Dont get too jealous when he licks his own arshole tho

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By *palWoman
over a year ago

The Bermuda Triangle in Suffolk

Had a wardrobe clear out, found clothes I forgot I had and a load to be donated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today Im doing a passable impression of a couch potato

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My babysitter got ill two days before the Manchester Social, so I’m playing the Super Nintendo with my son after we went Geocaching earlier...

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Feet up in the sunshine now Honey - was out riding in the woods earlier

Pony bike or woman?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"My babysitter got ill two days before the Manchester Social, so I’m playing the Super Nintendo with my son after we went Geocaching earlier..."

Boo.

You are probably having a better time anyway?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Today Im doing a passable impression of a couch potato "

My plans for the evening

We have all of the foods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nursing a bust toe

, dropped my hammer on it earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New tattoo started this morning, now sat on the sofa watching boxing matches from the 90s.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I’m watching telly and eating mint imperials, life doesn’t get any better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's fight night so couple of crates and relax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is happening people?"

Nowt

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"What is happening people?

Nowt

We need five guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My babysitter got ill two days before the Manchester Social, so I’m playing the Super Nintendo with my son after we went Geocaching earlier...

Boo.

You are probably having a better time anyway?"

I’ll say yes...cos I don’t know what the social would have been like....it could have gone either way...I really enjoyed it or I felt out of it and wished I was home with my son....

Next time!! I’ve sourced another babysitter now so that won’t be a problem!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met the daughter for coffee, got my hair cut, home, bath, bed, wine.

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

WTly night going to bed as up early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spit it out Honey, no big Manc Socials for me - off to the football!

Either way you would have been surrounded by cunts

Who the fuck wrote that?"

I wonder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too late. I've already done it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having a splendid day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having a splendid day!

Admit it, you’ve been in Forumite heaven after diving right in the middle of the big social haven’t you!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having a splendid day!

Admit it, you’ve been in Forumite heaven after diving right in the middle of the big social haven’t you!?

Sadly I've no clue what you're talking about...I don't do socials. Too unpredictable

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