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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A few years ago I was just about to go down and perform my lizard king licker routine when I was confronted by the biggest pubic bush I’ve ever seen. Think full-blown ginger afro. I’m now a great believer in manscaping and freshly mowed lady gardens. Has anybody else been scared by pubes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope. I like pubes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously, how can you be scared by pubes with that beard?

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Ha ha i read that as public!

Can tell i'm tired

Miss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Seriously, how can you be scared by pubes with that beard? "

My beard doesn’t like competition. If it gets near pubes it’s like Fuzzy Felt

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax


"Seriously, how can you be scared by pubes with that beard?

My beard doesn’t like competition. If it gets near pubes it’s like Fuzzy Felt "

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A few years ago I was just about to go down and perform my lizard king licker routine when I was confronted by the biggest pubic bush I’ve ever seen. Think full-blown ginger afro. I’m now a great believer in manscaping and freshly mowed lady gardens. Has anybody else been scared by pubes? "
David Bellamy I hear is good in the bush

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

No. Natural beauty is great - there's no need for people to be pressured to be anything other than their real self.

Unless you are in a blacked-out room, surely there's no surprise when you go down op

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

NW

Each to their own. They are there for a reason

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Slept with a Finnish girl in Thailand . It can only be described as a bacon butty that had been dipped in a Barbers floor lol

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Has anybody else been scared by pubes? "

Ummm...no.

I rather like pubes actually; on me and others.

Nita

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Slept with a Finnish girl in Thailand . It can only be described as a bacon butty that had been dipped in a Barbers floor lol"

So I’m guessing you’re more of a bald ham sandwich guy these days?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't do beards or pubes

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Slept with a Finnish girl in Thailand . It can only be described as a bacon butty that had been dipped in a Barbers floor lol

So I’m guessing you’re more of a bald ham sandwich guy these days?"

I love 80s porn , so I don't mind I suppose

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't do beards or pubes"

I’ll shave my beard off for you, hot lady. My back too if you want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i prefer to buy my dental floss from Boots rather than get it from a BJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously, how can you be scared by pubes with that beard?

My beard doesn’t like competition. If it gets near pubes it’s like Fuzzy Felt "

Imagine the horror of being Velcroed to a pussy for hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't do beards or pubes"

You would look lovely with a beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't do beards or pubes

You would look lovely with a beard "

I will if you will

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Slept with a Finnish girl in Thailand . It can only be described as a bacon butty that had been dipped in a Barbers floor lol"

That's a repulsive way to speak about someone who trusted you enough to let you inside their body.

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