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"Hiya. I'm watching the circle and wondering how to rid my house of the smell of vomit. Sick kids smell bad! " Bicarb of Soda and elbow grease!  Good luck! | |||
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"I’ve been mainly watching a shit load of dramarama on here over the last week! Let’s all have casual sex and have a group hug, it’s much better for the soul! " Haven't noticed any drama Dan. | |||
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"Hey Honey - I have wine and a woman at the end of my fingers "Finger blasting whilst drinking is a good skill. Cheap wine and good woman Or...??  | |||
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"Hiya. I'm watching the circle and wondering how to rid my house of the smell of vomit. Sick kids smell bad! " Boak. I had to video call a friend whilst I cleaned up sick so I didn't throw up. Bicarb, also fabric softener works a treat! | |||
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"D*unk most of a bottle of wine, eaten most of a pizza, watching How to get away with murder. Living the dream basically. " Picking up and handy tips? Kinda pizza? | |||
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"I’ve been mainly watching a shit load of dramarama on here over the last week! Let’s all have casual sex and have a group hug, it’s much better for the soul! Haven't noticed any drama Dan. " It’s always calm in the eye of a storm  x | |||
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"I'm packing for Manchester....... Who am I kidding, I'm from Manchester just going to rock up and be glorious
On another note I'm having a beer or two "Be glorious. | |||
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"I'm packing for Manchester....... Who am I kidding, I'm from Manchester just going to rock up and be glorious
On another note I'm having a beer or two
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"I’ve been mainly watching a shit load of dramarama on here over the last week! Let’s all have casual sex and have a group hug, it’s much better for the soul! Haven't noticed any drama Dan. It’s always calm in the eye of a storm x "Interestingly no drama today? Something must be happening to keep the drama llamas busy  | |||
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"Evening Im watching GN and quaffing wine "Spit or swallow? | |||
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"Hi Cher, what hairstyle you rockin tonight ? Thanks in advance X" 60s. Long and straight. Will you get a Sonny bowl cut? | |||
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"I'm packing for Manchester....... Who am I kidding, I'm from Manchester just going to rock up and be glorious
On another note I'm having a beer or two
Be glorious.
I always aim to be Miss H "I shall ask you how It was next week. Don't get d*unk...socials are no place to be getting shit faced. One needs to maintain decorum | |||
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"Don't mention pizza!" Why? Want some? I miss you | |||
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"Hi Cher, what hairstyle you rockin tonight ? Thanks in advance X 60s. Long and straight. Will you get a Sonny bowl cut? Way ahead of you. "I got you babe | |||
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"Don't mention pizza! Why? Want some? I miss you "I miss half my bloody tooth I lost on the crust of my pizza earlier. I was hoping it was just food covering my tooth but oh no some of the tooth is now in my body not in my mouth! I'm not impressed,my sister said that's what happens when you're getting old. I'm trying to get to sleep but can't so I'll be tired tomorrow. Ta for the moan... | |||
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"I've had gin. Using phone to dryhump mah bitches as I half arsedly watch a film and decide if a ceramic butt plug is a good purchase idea." Gin 
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"Don't mention pizza! Why? Want some? I miss you
I miss half my bloody tooth I lost on the crust of my pizza earlier. I was hoping it was just food covering my tooth but oh no some of the tooth is now in my body not in my mouth!
I'm not impressed,my sister said that's what happens when you're getting old. I'm trying to get to sleep but can't so I'll be tired tomorrow.
Ta for the moan..."Punch some teeth out so you match? Fucking dentists are ridiculous too. What bloody kind of pizza was it to do that?Its a bit shocking. Many coffees for you my dear x | |||
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"Don't mention pizza! Why? Want some? I miss you
I miss half my bloody tooth I lost on the crust of my pizza earlier. I was hoping it was just food covering my tooth but oh no some of the tooth is now in my body not in my mouth!
I'm not impressed,my sister said that's what happens when you're getting old. I'm trying to get to sleep but can't so I'll be tired tomorrow.
Ta for the moan...
Punch some teeth out so you match?
Fucking dentists are ridiculous too.
What bloody kind of pizza was it to do that?Its a bit shocking.
Many coffees for you my dear x"Well my mums cooker takes forever she said so I left it in a bit longer than it said and yeah I may of over done it a little,the crust was crusty. You young one's look after your teeth no eating crusty crusts | |||
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"Eeeeeeeeeeevning Miss Honey. Are you going to bring some decorum to the nunights thread?" I don't think I can ever be associated with that word
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeveing darling | |||
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"Don't mention pizza! Why? Want some? I miss you
I miss half my bloody tooth I lost on the crust of my pizza earlier. I was hoping it was just food covering my tooth but oh no some of the tooth is now in my body not in my mouth!
I'm not impressed,my sister said that's what happens when you're getting old. I'm trying to get to sleep but can't so I'll be tired tomorrow.
Ta for the moan...
Punch some teeth out so you match?
Fucking dentists are ridiculous too.
What bloody kind of pizza was it to do that?Its a bit shocking.
Many coffees for you my dear x
Well my mums cooker takes forever she said so I left it in a bit longer than it said and yeah I may of over done it a little,the crust was crusty.
You young one's look after your teeth no eating crusty crusts "So we should only be putting soft things in our mouths? | |||
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"Hi miss H cowafackingbunga, I’ve missed you nocing. X " Angie! Sorry I shan't be seeing your face Might make another social one day Bloody kids  | |||
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"Don't mention pizza! Why? Want some? I miss you
I miss half my bloody tooth I lost on the crust of my pizza earlier. I was hoping it was just food covering my tooth but oh no some of the tooth is now in my body not in my mouth!
I'm not impressed,my sister said that's what happens when you're getting old. I'm trying to get to sleep but can't so I'll be tired tomorrow.
Ta for the moan...
Punch some teeth out so you match?
Fucking dentists are ridiculous too.
What bloody kind of pizza was it to do that?Its a bit shocking.
Many coffees for you my dear x
Well my mums cooker takes forever she said so I left it in a bit longer than it said and yeah I may of over done it a little,the crust was crusty.
You young one's look after your teeth no eating crusty crusts
So we should only be putting soft things in our mouths? "Soft and swidgy is the way forward... | |||
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"Eeeeeeeeeeevning Miss Honey. Are you going to bring some decorum to the nunights thread? I don't think I can ever be associated with that word
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeveing darling "How about Oi cunts? | |||
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"I'm packing for Manchester....... Who am I kidding, I'm from Manchester just going to rock up and be glorious
On another note I'm having a beer or two
Be glorious.
I always aim to be Miss H
I shall ask you how It was next week.
Don't get d*unk...socials are no place to be getting shit faced. One needs to maintain decorum "Mmmmm. I'll see what I can do | |||
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"Don't mention pizza! Why? Want some? I miss you
I miss half my bloody tooth I lost on the crust of my pizza earlier. I was hoping it was just food covering my tooth but oh no some of the tooth is now in my body not in my mouth!
I'm not impressed,my sister said that's what happens when you're getting old. I'm trying to get to sleep but can't so I'll be tired tomorrow.
Ta for the moan...
Punch some teeth out so you match?
Fucking dentists are ridiculous too.
What bloody kind of pizza was it to do that?Its a bit shocking.
Many coffees for you my dear x
Well my mums cooker takes forever she said so I left it in a bit longer than it said and yeah I may of over done it a little,the crust was crusty.
You young one's look after your teeth no eating crusty crusts
So we should only be putting soft things in our mouths?
Soft and swidgy is the way forward..."*flaccid* *limp* Do you think anyone ever sustained injuries to the teeth from cock sucking? | |||
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"Hi miss H cowafackingbunga, I’ve missed you nocing. X Angie! Sorry I shan't be seeing your face Might make another social one day Bloody kids "Obviously I love my children Just the pissing goats I can't tolerate | |||
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"Eeeeeeeeeeevning Miss Honey. Are you going to bring some decorum to the nunights thread? I don't think I can ever be associated with that word
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeveing darling
How about Oi cunts?"Evening you bunch of cunts | |||
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"Evening Im watching GN and quaffing wine
Spit or swallow?
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"I'm packing for Manchester....... Who am I kidding, I'm from Manchester just going to rock up and be glorious
On another note I'm having a beer or two
Be glorious.
I always aim to be Miss H
I shall ask you how It was next week.
Don't get d*unk...socials are no place to be getting shit faced. One needs to maintain decorum
Mmmmm. I'll see what I can do "Fall into the arms of a lady I heard birthday kisses might be a requirement. For Bladey and the Lady | |||
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"Eeeeeeeeeeevning Miss Honey. Are you going to bring some decorum to the nunights thread? I don't think I can ever be associated with that word
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeveing darling
How about Oi cunts?
Evening you bunch of cunts "So much more us I think | |||
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"Evening Im watching GN and quaffing wine
Spit or swallow?
I always swallow wine..
Anything else is a waste"Good girl. *this wine smells like blackberrys with and undertone of wood* *this wine smells like it's going to go down well....slurrrrp* | |||
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"Eeeeeeeeeeevning Miss Honey. Are you going to bring some decorum to the nunights thread? I don't think I can ever be associated with that word
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeveing darling
How about Oi cunts?
Evening you bunch of cunts
So much more us I think "I'm glad you agree | |||
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"I'm packing for Manchester....... Who am I kidding, I'm from Manchester just going to rock up and be glorious
On another note I'm having a beer or two
Be glorious.
I always aim to be Miss H
I shall ask you how It was next week.
Don't get d*unk...socials are no place to be getting shit faced. One needs to maintain decorum
Mmmmm. I'll see what I can do
Fall into the arms of a lady
I heard birthday kisses might be a requirement.
For Bladey and the Lady "For the Lady not an issue. Bladey can have a firm handshake | |||
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"I'm packing for Manchester....... Who am I kidding, I'm from Manchester just going to rock up and be glorious
On another note I'm having a beer or two
Be glorious.
I always aim to be Miss H
I shall ask you how It was next week.
Don't get d*unk...socials are no place to be getting shit faced. One needs to maintain decorum
Mmmmm. I'll see what I can do
Fall into the arms of a lady
I heard birthday kisses might be a requirement.
For Bladey and the Lady
For the Lady not an issue. Bladey can have a firm wank "Oh  | |||
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"Don't mention pizza! Why? Want some? I miss you
I miss half my bloody tooth I lost on the crust of my pizza earlier. I was hoping it was just food covering my tooth but oh no some of the tooth is now in my body not in my mouth!
I'm not impressed,my sister said that's what happens when you're getting old. I'm trying to get to sleep but can't so I'll be tired tomorrow.
Ta for the moan...
Punch some teeth out so you match?
Fucking dentists are ridiculous too.
What bloody kind of pizza was it to do that?Its a bit shocking.
Many coffees for you my dear x
Well my mums cooker takes forever she said so I left it in a bit longer than it said and yeah I may of over done it a little,the crust was crusty.
You young one's look after your teeth no eating crusty crusts
So we should only be putting soft things in our mouths?
Soft and swidgy is the way forward...
*flaccid*
*limp*
Do you think anyone ever sustained injuries to the teeth from cock sucking?"Did you see the thread about the guy and the implants he had in his little friend,I'm thinking injuries could be sustained from sucking his. | |||
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"Eeeeeeeeeeevning Miss Honey. Are you going to bring some decorum to the nunights thread? I don't think I can ever be associated with that word
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeveing darling
How about Oi cunts?
Evening you bunch of cunts
So much more us I think
I'm glad you agree "I'm an agreeable cunt me | |||
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"I'm packing for Manchester....... Who am I kidding, I'm from Manchester just going to rock up and be glorious
On another note I'm having a beer or two
Be glorious.
I always aim to be Miss H
I shall ask you how It was next week.
Don't get d*unk...socials are no place to be getting shit faced. One needs to maintain decorum
Mmmmm. I'll see what I can do
Fall into the arms of a lady
I heard birthday kisses might be a requirement.
For Bladey and the Lady
For the Lady not an issue. Bladey can have a firm wank
Oh "I had to double /triple check what I had typed then....... Cheeky Miss H | |||
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"Don't mention pizza! Why? Want some? I miss you
I miss half my bloody tooth I lost on the crust of my pizza earlier. I was hoping it was just food covering my tooth but oh no some of the tooth is now in my body not in my mouth!
I'm not impressed,my sister said that's what happens when you're getting old. I'm trying to get to sleep but can't so I'll be tired tomorrow.
Ta for the moan...
Punch some teeth out so you match?
Fucking dentists are ridiculous too.
What bloody kind of pizza was it to do that?Its a bit shocking.
Many coffees for you my dear x
Well my mums cooker takes forever she said so I left it in a bit longer than it said and yeah I may of over done it a little,the crust was crusty.
You young one's look after your teeth no eating crusty crusts
So we should only be putting soft things in our mouths?
Soft and swidgy is the way forward...
*flaccid*
*limp*
Do you think anyone ever sustained injuries to the teeth from cock sucking?
Did you see the thread about the guy and the implants he had in his little friend,I'm thinking injuries could be sustained from sucking his."The inquisitive me wants to feel them. | |||
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"Don't mention pizza! Why? Want some? I miss you
I miss half my bloody tooth I lost on the crust of my pizza earlier. I was hoping it was just food covering my tooth but oh no some of the tooth is now in my body not in my mouth!
I'm not impressed,my sister said that's what happens when you're getting old. I'm trying to get to sleep but can't so I'll be tired tomorrow.
Ta for the moan...
Punch some teeth out so you match?
Fucking dentists are ridiculous too.
What bloody kind of pizza was it to do that?Its a bit shocking.
Many coffees for you my dear x
Well my mums cooker takes forever she said so I left it in a bit longer than it said and yeah I may of over done it a little,the crust was crusty.
You young one's look after your teeth no eating crusty crusts
So we should only be putting soft things in our mouths?
Soft and swidgy is the way forward...
*flaccid*
*limp*
Do you think anyone ever sustained injuries to the teeth from cock sucking?
Did you see the thread about the guy and the implants he had in his little friend,I'm thinking injuries could be sustained from sucking his.
The inquisitive me wants to feel them."I wonder how they stay in place. | |||
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"Don't mention pizza! Why? Want some? I miss you
I miss half my bloody tooth I lost on the crust of my pizza earlier. I was hoping it was just food covering my tooth but oh no some of the tooth is now in my body not in my mouth!
I'm not impressed,my sister said that's what happens when you're getting old. I'm trying to get to sleep but can't so I'll be tired tomorrow.
Ta for the moan...
Punch some teeth out so you match?
Fucking dentists are ridiculous too.
What bloody kind of pizza was it to do that?Its a bit shocking.
Many coffees for you my dear x
Well my mums cooker takes forever she said so I left it in a bit longer than it said and yeah I may of over done it a little,the crust was crusty.
You young one's look after your teeth no eating crusty crusts
So we should only be putting soft things in our mouths?
Soft and swidgy is the way forward...
*flaccid*
*limp*
Do you think anyone ever sustained injuries to the teeth from cock sucking?
Did you see the thread about the guy and the implants he had in his little friend,I'm thinking injuries could be sustained from sucking his."Ah. Lego cock. Has he been cock blocked?
Might rip your tonsils | |||
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"I'm packing for Manchester....... Who am I kidding, I'm from Manchester just going to rock up and be glorious
On another note I'm having a beer or two
Be glorious.
I always aim to be Miss H
I shall ask you how It was next week.
Don't get d*unk...socials are no place to be getting shit faced. One needs to maintain decorum
Mmmmm. I'll see what I can do
Fall into the arms of a lady
I heard birthday kisses might be a requirement.
For Bladey and the Lady
For the Lady not an issue. Bladey can have a firm wank
Oh
I had to double /triple check what I had typed then....... Cheeky Miss H "Also. I Wish you well on finding a lady in Manchester | |||
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"Don't mention pizza! Why? Want some? I miss you
I miss half my bloody tooth I lost on the crust of my pizza earlier. I was hoping it was just food covering my tooth but oh no some of the tooth is now in my body not in my mouth!
I'm not impressed,my sister said that's what happens when you're getting old. I'm trying to get to sleep but can't so I'll be tired tomorrow.
Ta for the moan...
Punch some teeth out so you match?
Fucking dentists are ridiculous too.
What bloody kind of pizza was it to do that?Its a bit shocking.
Many coffees for you my dear x
Well my mums cooker takes forever she said so I left it in a bit longer than it said and yeah I may of over done it a little,the crust was crusty.
You young one's look after your teeth no eating crusty crusts
So we should only be putting soft things in our mouths?
Soft and swidgy is the way forward...
*flaccid*
*limp*
Do you think anyone ever sustained injuries to the teeth from cock sucking?
Did you see the thread about the guy and the implants he had in his little friend,I'm thinking injuries could be sustained from sucking his.
The inquisitive me wants to feel them.
I wonder how they stay in place."Screwed | |||
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"Having pre social drinks with friends
That's nice. "Try and behave  | |||
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"Don't mention pizza! Why? Want some? I miss you
I miss half my bloody tooth I lost on the crust of my pizza earlier. I was hoping it was just food covering my tooth but oh no some of the tooth is now in my body not in my mouth!
I'm not impressed,my sister said that's what happens when you're getting old. I'm trying to get to sleep but can't so I'll be tired tomorrow.
Ta for the moan...
Punch some teeth out so you match?
Fucking dentists are ridiculous too.
What bloody kind of pizza was it to do that?Its a bit shocking.
Many coffees for you my dear x
Well my mums cooker takes forever she said so I left it in a bit longer than it said and yeah I may of over done it a little,the crust was crusty.
You young one's look after your teeth no eating crusty crusts
So we should only be putting soft things in our mouths?
Soft and swidgy is the way forward...
*flaccid*
*limp*
Do you think anyone ever sustained injuries to the teeth from cock sucking?
Did you see the thread about the guy and the implants he had in his little friend,I'm thinking injuries could be sustained from sucking his.
Ah. Lego cock.
Has he been cock blocked?
Might rip your tonsils "I reckon he swallowed some of his lego as a kid and that's where they ended up. When dragged to A&E the doctor told his mum he may as well leave them in as it'll help pull the chicks when he's a grown up. | |||
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"Hi miss H cowafackingbunga, I’ve missed you nocing. X Angie! Sorry I shan't be seeing your face Might make another social one day Bloody kids "Yes will miss seeing you as well. Yes, kids , but must come first x | |||
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"Don't mention pizza! Why? Want some? I miss you
I miss half my bloody tooth I lost on the crust of my pizza earlier. I was hoping it was just food covering my tooth but oh no some of the tooth is now in my body not in my mouth!
I'm not impressed,my sister said that's what happens when you're getting old. I'm trying to get to sleep but can't so I'll be tired tomorrow.
Ta for the moan...
Punch some teeth out so you match?
Fucking dentists are ridiculous too.
What bloody kind of pizza was it to do that?Its a bit shocking.
Many coffees for you my dear x
Well my mums cooker takes forever she said so I left it in a bit longer than it said and yeah I may of over done it a little,the crust was crusty.
You young one's look after your teeth no eating crusty crusts
So we should only be putting soft things in our mouths?
Soft and swidgy is the way forward...
*flaccid*
*limp*
Do you think anyone ever sustained injuries to the teeth from cock sucking?
Did you see the thread about the guy and the implants he had in his little friend,I'm thinking injuries could be sustained from sucking his.
Ah. Lego cock.
Has he been cock blocked?
Might rip your tonsils
I reckon he swallowed some of his lego as a kid and that's where they ended up. When dragged to A&E the doctor told his mum he may as well leave them in as it'll help pull the chicks when he's a grown up."What happened to all of the children who got pennies stuck up their noses then? | |||
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"Hi miss H cowafackingbunga, I’ve missed you nocing. X Angie! Sorry I shan't be seeing your face Might make another social one day Bloody kids
Yes will miss seeing you as well. Yes, kids , but must come first x"Yeah I know. I'll have a lovely weekend with them You enjoy yourself x | |||
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"Don't mention pizza! Why? Want some? I miss you
I miss half my bloody tooth I lost on the crust of my pizza earlier. I was hoping it was just food covering my tooth but oh no some of the tooth is now in my body not in my mouth!
I'm not impressed,my sister said that's what happens when you're getting old. I'm trying to get to sleep but can't so I'll be tired tomorrow.
Ta for the moan...
Punch some teeth out so you match?
Fucking dentists are ridiculous too.
What bloody kind of pizza was it to do that?Its a bit shocking.
Many coffees for you my dear x
Well my mums cooker takes forever she said so I left it in a bit longer than it said and yeah I may of over done it a little,the crust was crusty.
You young one's look after your teeth no eating crusty crusts
So we should only be putting soft things in our mouths?
Soft and swidgy is the way forward...
*flaccid*
*limp*
Do you think anyone ever sustained injuries to the teeth from cock sucking?
Did you see the thread about the guy and the implants he had in his little friend,I'm thinking injuries could be sustained from sucking his.
Ah. Lego cock.
Has he been cock blocked?
Might rip your tonsils
I reckon he swallowed some of his lego as a kid and that's where they ended up. When dragged to A&E the doctor told his mum he may as well leave them in as it'll help pull the chicks when he's a grown up.
What happened to all of the children who got pennies stuck up their noses then?"Pennies stuck up noses will not improve their future sex lives (I think) so were removed to buy a penny sweet on the way home,snot included. | |||
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"Having pre social drinks with friends
Tell Jim to hurry back would you "Are you saying Miss Honey isn't doing a good job?! | |||
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"Don't mention pizza! Why? Want some? I miss you
I miss half my bloody tooth I lost on the crust of my pizza earlier. I was hoping it was just food covering my tooth but oh no some of the tooth is now in my body not in my mouth!
I'm not impressed,my sister said that's what happens when you're getting old. I'm trying to get to sleep but can't so I'll be tired tomorrow.
Ta for the moan...
Punch some teeth out so you match?
Fucking dentists are ridiculous too.
What bloody kind of pizza was it to do that?Its a bit shocking.
Many coffees for you my dear x
Well my mums cooker takes forever she said so I left it in a bit longer than it said and yeah I may of over done it a little,the crust was crusty.
You young one's look after your teeth no eating crusty crusts
So we should only be putting soft things in our mouths?
Soft and swidgy is the way forward...
*flaccid*
*limp*
Do you think anyone ever sustained injuries to the teeth from cock sucking?
Did you see the thread about the guy and the implants he had in his little friend,I'm thinking injuries could be sustained from sucking his.
Ah. Lego cock.
Has he been cock blocked?
Might rip your tonsils
I reckon he swallowed some of his lego as a kid and that's where they ended up. When dragged to A&E the doctor told his mum he may as well leave them in as it'll help pull the chicks when he's a grown up.
What happened to all of the children who got pennies stuck up their noses then?"Do you have any idea how big pennies were when I was a kid? | |||
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"Don't mention pizza! Why? Want some? I miss you
I miss half my bloody tooth I lost on the crust of my pizza earlier. I was hoping it was just food covering my tooth but oh no some of the tooth is now in my body not in my mouth!
I'm not impressed,my sister said that's what happens when you're getting old. I'm trying to get to sleep but can't so I'll be tired tomorrow.
Ta for the moan...
Punch some teeth out so you match?
Fucking dentists are ridiculous too.
What bloody kind of pizza was it to do that?Its a bit shocking.
Many coffees for you my dear x
Well my mums cooker takes forever she said so I left it in a bit longer than it said and yeah I may of over done it a little,the crust was crusty.
You young one's look after your teeth no eating crusty crusts
So we should only be putting soft things in our mouths?
Soft and swidgy is the way forward...
*flaccid*
*limp*
Do you think anyone ever sustained injuries to the teeth from cock sucking?
Did you see the thread about the guy and the implants he had in his little friend,I'm thinking injuries could be sustained from sucking his.
The inquisitive me wants to feel them.
I wonder how they stay in place."The flesh has grown around them  | |||
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"It would seem the host has buggered off to Manchester. So. What have you been doing? Are you watching the circle? Drinking booze? Insulting people? Happy nocing Cowafackingbunga "The circle is ace lol! x | |||
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