FabSwingers.com forum: Which would you rather be..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Vampire, werewolf, fairy, witch, zombie or mermaid?

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

Mermaid, I like fish lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mermaid. Love to swim. Love the sea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Werewolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vampire, ive loved them since i was 14. My first tattoo was a vampires fangs. I've also read every book of Anne Rice lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A witch with immense witchery powers.

A good witch obviously.

Fairies only grant wishes and I don't like heights.

Or pink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hard choice- I'll have to go with Witch- then I can use my magic to be the others

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A witch with immense witchery powers.

A good witch obviously.

Fairies only grant wishes and I don't like heights.

Or pink."

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vampire, I'm a bit of a night owl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

il go werewolf as for the wife..Mrs snickers I'd say a kinky witch instead of a good one lol..

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

Vampire. Then I could fly through the window of 12 Grimmauld place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely vampire . I hate looking at myself in the mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I've been called a fairy a few times

... but I'd choose witch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mermaid. I’d be constantly playing with my own tits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A mermaid. I’d be constantly playing with my own tits "

Mermaids invited the tit wank #fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A mermaid. I’d be constantly playing with my own tits "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vampire, werewolf, fairy, witch, zombie or mermaid?"

I would say Zombie, but after seeing some people on these forums, being brainless must be too much like hard work

I'll go with Vampire

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vampire, werewolf, fairy, witch, zombie or mermaid?

I would say Zombie, but after seeing some people on these forums, being brainless must be too much like hard work

I'll go with Vampire"

Ooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Werewolf for me

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Vampire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can be a vamp in the bedroom and scream like a werewolf when I cum lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vampires are just imbued with enormous eroticism. That counts me out.

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By *astings SocialWoman
over a year ago

Hastings

Vampire so I could date Spike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Witch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A vampire, they have passion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I've been called a fairy a few times

... but I'd choose witch

We have our coven

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Vampire/werewolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vampire - because for once I’d like to be glamorous and erotic, plus flying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve always enjoyed nibbling on a neck so it’s vampire for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mermaid. Slippery when wet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be a Unicorn?

Not a pink one, a magnificent white one with an iridescent horn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be a Unicorn?

Not a pink one, a magnificent white one with an iridescent horn."
... We have a spell to make that happen.. though you gotta be home by midnight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vampire for me, lots of rest, run wild all night and you get to bite people. Lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be a Unicorn?

Not a pink one, a magnificent white one with an iridescent horn."

Because it’s you, of course you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vampire, werewolf, fairy, witch, zombie or mermaid?"

Vampire, they've got sweet clubs and all seem to be pretty rich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vampire, werewolf, fairy, witch, zombie or mermaid?

Vampire, they've got sweet clubs and all seem to be pretty rich

And amazing in bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be a Unicorn?

Not a pink one, a magnificent white one with an iridescent horn.

Because it’s you, of course you can "

I feel so special now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be an elf?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be an elf? "

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be an elf?

Yes

Excellent. I've always wanted to be an elf. I just don't have the pointy ears. I do have the hair though. And my bow is knocking around somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be an elf?

Yes

Excellent. I've always wanted to be an elf. I just don't have the pointy ears. I do have the hair though. And my bow is knocking around somewhere. "

I think you’d be a perfect elf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im already a witch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fairy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Witch

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Succubus.

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

I would like to be a vampire. But after 4 hours sleep I'm actually a zombie...

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ll opt to be a vampire; No need to work, sleep all day, nibble sexy ladies necks at night and all this whilst decked out in the most gloriously decadent outfits - what’s not to love?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im torn between a fairy and a witch. Not quite dainty enough for a fairy so witch it is. I won't have to do anything about this wart on the end of my nose then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mermaid.... My thighs are that chunky that I'm practically one anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vampire with a soul. I aint no glittery vamp softy but i kinda would wanna use my abilities for a good cause.

I can imagine C would be a werewolf though.

Ill have to use my fangs to open that can o worms!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

none.

the punisher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Witch...... dark magic arouses me....

Mistress A_elia x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Witch x

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Mermaid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or a wasp

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Vampire...all night long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trogladye...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vampire, werewolf, fairy, witch, zombie or mermaid?"

Vampire ease, at the earliest opportunity

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"A witch with immense witchery powers.

A good witch obviously.

Fairies only grant wishes and I don't like heights.

Or pink."

Fae are actually tricky so and sos - never trust a fairy!

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Vampire, werewolf, fairy, witch, zombie or mermaid?"

I can see the pros and cons of them all (apart from zombie).

I think I'll go for witch.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Well, I should say fairy because of my name here but I'd far rather be a witch, with loads of black cats of course. I regularly get called a witch anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I on my pick one! Tough choice between a Vampire and a Witch.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Fairy of course

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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We all know I'm a witch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m stuck between a vampire and a witch...

inked x

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I’m stuck between a vampire and a witch...

inked x"

Interesting threesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fairy.

I don't want to drink blood, werewolves don't seem very in control, witches might get drowned, I don't wanna eat brain and I can't quite fathom how mermaids have sex and I like sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mermaid, it’s a colour thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dottie's dildo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m stuck between a vampire and a witch...

inked x

Interesting threesome"

If you’ve seen True Blood the vampires on there are HOT

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dottie's dildo

That isn’t an option!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dottie's dildo

That isn’t an option!!!"
queens butt plug

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dottie's dildo

That isn’t an option!!!

queens butt plug

Not an option!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

vampire find them horny

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Moony and padfoot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vampire

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I’m stuck between a vampire and a witch...

inked x

Interesting threesome

If you’ve seen True Blood the vampires on there are HOT "

Alexander Skarsgard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Moony and padfoot

Half dog half werewolf????

Or quarter...as Padfoot is human...hmmmm

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Always loved the old Hammer House Vampire films so I’m one of those. Just keep me away from bright light and garlic.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I thought I was a werewolf...but I am alright nowoooooo

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"Moony and padfoot

Half dog half werewolf????

Or quarter...as Padfoot is human...hmmmm"

I'd say Mooney for both definatly not wormtail though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely a witch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vampire, werewolf, fairy, witch, zombie or mermaid?"

you got something against demons?

anyway..I've just started watching 'A Discovery of Witches'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loup garou! I like that animalistic rage just simmering away until the moon is full, and I like running naked through the forest.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Vampire, werewolf, fairy, witch, zombie or mermaid?"

Vampire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m stuck between a vampire and a witch...

inked x

Interesting threesome

If you’ve seen True Blood the vampires on there are HOT

Alexander Skarsgard

Hell yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fairy.

I don't want to drink blood, werewolves don't seem very in control, witches might get drowned, I don't wanna eat brain and I can't quite fathom how mermaids have sex and I like sex.

like your logic there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vampire

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Vampire, werewolf, fairy, witch, zombie or mermaid?"

On any given morning I can be all of the above combined.... Or so my workmates say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vampire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vampire, werewolf, fairy, witch, zombie or mermaid?"

I’m a hairy, fairy, lairy, bitchy witch with zombie tendencies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

unicorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be a Vampire, because I’m so batty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vampire because they are virtually immortal,but i'd have to have a day ring like on the vampire diaries,so i could go out in the day time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vampire, werewolf, fairy, witch, zombie or mermaid?"

I'll have to go with Vampire. But I'll have to be a vegan Vampire. Basically all the biting and seduction but no blood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vampire - look into my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vampire so I could suck the sexy girls necks and turn them into my bitches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A witch so im basically the same with magic oh appart from the tits and faj winners are grinners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vampire! Get to meet Buffy then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I can’t continue being the WitchDoc I’ll shapeshift into Lupus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vampire on my naughty days and a fairy on my good days.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Always a vampire, sexy gothic

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Vampire I have a thing for necks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is a good thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a good thread "
i wonder who came up with such a thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'd have to be a fairy as i dont like any of the others .........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is a good thread

i wonder who came up with such a thing"

Some utter babe I reckon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a good thread

i wonder who came up with such a thing

Some utter babe I reckon "

Il check her out 2 secs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a good thread

i wonder who came up with such a thing

Some utter babe I reckon "
woah id bum her

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Witch and fairy probably have the best chance at pulling

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is a good thread

i wonder who came up with such a thing

Some utter babe I reckon

woah id bum her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'd have to be a fairy as i dont like any of the others ........."

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fairy good witch lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'd have to be a fairy as i dont like any of the others .........

Ouch! "

i'd give you 3 wishes x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vampire all day long or a warlock would be ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Witch!

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By *rs Myvanwy Scarlet-BlackTV/TS
over a year ago

Walthamstow

I'm a lycan mush smarter than a werewolf/woman and a smooth operater x

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By *7345Man
over a year ago

wakefield

Vampire.. I love to suck.

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By *itness_FornicatorsCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Vampire.

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Vampire x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A vampire preying on sexy young men

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By *owhard007Man
over a year ago

leeds

Vampire as I'm more awake on a night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or a wasp

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