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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago

toy town

I'm looking for a shag, but it needs to be a really good one.

So tell me what makes you a good shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry im too tired at the minute

My intencity dedecation to creating the perfect orgasms and stamina to be able to make them multiply also im a hell of a kisser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...........all I can offer is my amazing blowjob skills. Will that help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make the tea after

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

Happy to sleep in the wet patch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im quite light so you can fling me about wherever you want me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm your flexible friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cause I don't take up much of your time and you can quickly get back to your daily plans

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

'Cos my imaginary friend said I am ... so there ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pass

What he said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It only takes a minute girl....

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago

toy town

"Pass

Lazy

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

Or would you prefer this one

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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago

toy town

"Sorry im too tired at the minute

My intencity dedecation to creating the perfect orgasms and stamina to be able to make them multiply also im a hell of a kisser "

Still FUCK OFF

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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago

toy town

"...........all I can offer is my amazing blowjob skills. Will that help? "

No use to me as I don't have a cock

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By *ournemouthbusinessguyMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

i bring chocolate. okay i'll admit i wont really share it. you got me i'm a crap shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm looking for a shag, but it needs to be a really good one.

So tell me what makes you a good shag

I need to practise my strapon on someone

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

"It only takes a minute girl....

Lol

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By *amesB66Man
over a year ago

St Peter Port

Because I have a Blue Peter badge ( not gold, before anyone asks )

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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago

toy town

"I make the tea after "

Finally someone at least helpful

Gracías mi niño

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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago

toy town

"Happy to sleep in the wet patch "

Will you need a blanket?

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

I hand out cake for every orgasm achieved

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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago

toy town

"Im quite light so you can fling me about wherever you want me.

Fab straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry im too tired at the minute

My intencity dedecation to creating the perfect orgasms and stamina to be able to make them multiply also im a hell of a kisser

Still FUCK OFF

Il be recovered by sunday i reccon

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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago

toy town

"I'm your flexible friend

Indeed

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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago

toy town

"Cause I don't take up much of your time and you can quickly get back to your daily plans "

Quickies are good. You are on

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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago

toy town

"'Cos my imaginary friend said I am ... so there ..."

Best answer yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cause I don't take up much of your time and you can quickly get back to your daily plans

Quickies are good. You are on

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Get in Tosh you've pulled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guarantee the lady three orgasms through finger blasting alone. That’s just the Amuse bouche. There’s hors d’oeuvres to follow, then the main course.

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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago

toy town

"Cause I don't take up much of your time and you can quickly get back to your daily plans

Quickies are good. You are on

Get in Tosh you've pulled

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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago

toy town

"Pass

What he said

Lazy

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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago

toy town

"It only takes a minute girl....

Me too

true story

Ask MrsT

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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago

toy town

Check your kik

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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago

toy town

"Or would you prefer this one

Seriously check kik

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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago

toy town

"i bring chocolate. okay i'll admit i wont really share it. you got me i'm a crap shag"

That's very crappy of you

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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago

toy town

"I'm looking for a shag, but it needs to be a really good one.

So tell me what makes you a good shag

I need to practise my strapon on someone

Yeah you are back. I missed you

I would enjoy that. You are on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make the tea after "

Sold!

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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago

toy town

"Because I have a Blue Peter badge ( not gold, before anyone asks )"

Question, what do you do with the badge that makes you a good shag?

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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago

toy town

"I hand out cake for every orgasm achieved "

You will need 5 cakes with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hand out cake for every orgasm achieved "

I'm fat enough without it thanks.

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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago

toy town

"Sorry im too tired at the minute

My intencity dedecation to creating the perfect orgasms and stamina to be able to make them multiply also im a hell of a kisser

Still FUCK OFF

Il be recovered by sunday i reccon"

Still FUCK OFF

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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago

toy town

"I guarantee the lady three orgasms through finger blasting alone. That’s just the Amuse bouche. There’s hors d’oeuvres to follow, then the main course. "

You are soooooo on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm looking for a shag, but it needs to be a really good one.

So tell me what makes you a good shag

I need to practise my strapon on someone

Yeah you are back. I missed you

I would enjoy that. You are on

Shagtastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll get dressed and fuck off as soon as he cums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry im too tired at the minute

My intencity dedecation to creating the perfect orgasms and stamina to be able to make them multiply also im a hell of a kisser

Still FUCK OFF

Il be recovered by sunday i reccon

Still FUCK OFF

Ok ok il be your huckleberry you twisted my arm climb aboard

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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago

toy town

"I'll get dressed and fuck off as soon as he cums."

In and out shag, nice

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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago

toy town

"I'm looking for a shag, but it needs to be a really good one.

So tell me what makes you a good shag

I need to practise my strapon on someone

Yeah you are back. I missed you

I would enjoy that. You are on

Shagtastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm looking for a shag, but it needs to be a really good one.

So tell me what makes you a good shag

"
well first ov all il tenderly kiss u all over your naked body xx

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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago

toy town

"Sorry im too tired at the minute

My intencity dedecation to creating the perfect orgasms and stamina to be able to make them multiply also im a hell of a kisser

Still FUCK OFF

Il be recovered by sunday i reccon

Still FUCK OFF

Ok ok il be your huckleberry you twisted my arm climb aboard

"
I don't want the left overs

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm not exactly Brad Pitt so I try harder

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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago

toy town

"I'm looking for a shag, but it needs to be a really good one.

So tell me what makes you a good shag

well first ov all il tenderly kiss u all over your naked body xx"
ok ....and....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry. I'm rubbish.

I do make a good lasagne though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll get dressed and fuck off as soon as he cums."

I wondered if angels like you still existed.

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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago

toy town

"I'm not exactly Brad Pitt so I try harder

But what makes YOU a good shag

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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago

toy town

"Sorry. I'm rubbish.

I do make a good lasagne though"

My lasagne is better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then I’d pay attention to your pussy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry. I'm rubbish.

I do make a good lasagne though

My lasagne is better

That's fighting talk that!!!

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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago

toy town

"Then I’d pay attention to your pussy xx"

I had all that before, I'm looking for a really good special shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry im too tired at the minute

My intencity dedecation to creating the perfect orgasms and stamina to be able to make them multiply also im a hell of a kisser

Still FUCK OFF

Il be recovered by sunday i reccon

Still FUCK OFF

Ok ok il be your huckleberry you twisted my arm climb aboard

I don't want the left overs

Oo you woman are impossible to please

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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago

toy town

"Sorry. I'm rubbish.

I do make a good lasagne though

My lasagne is better

That's fighting talk that!!!

That's a Spanish talking. Food is serious stuff for me . Do not mess with that bro

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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago

toy town

"Sorry im too tired at the minute

My intencity dedecation to creating the perfect orgasms and stamina to be able to make them multiply also im a hell of a kisser

Still FUCK OFF

Il be recovered by sunday i reccon

Still FUCK OFF

Ok ok il be your huckleberry you twisted my arm climb aboard

I don't want the left overs

Oo you woman are impossible to please"

So you are not that good then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Then I’d pay attention to your pussy xx

I had all that before, I'm looking for a really good special shag

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id make sure my hard cock makes your pussy throb and have your legs shakeing xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm looking for a shag, but it needs to be a really good one.

So tell me what makes you a good shag

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privert message me il tell u in proper detail xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry. I'm rubbish.

I do make a good lasagne though

My lasagne is better

That's fighting talk that!!!

That's a Spanish talking. Food is serious stuff for me . Do not mess with that bro

I take my food seriously too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring chocolate, any good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry im too tired at the minute

My intencity dedecation to creating the perfect orgasms and stamina to be able to make them multiply also im a hell of a kisser

Still FUCK OFF

Il be recovered by sunday i reccon

Still FUCK OFF

Ok ok il be your huckleberry you twisted my arm climb aboard

I don't want the left overs

Oo you woman are impossible to please

So you are not that good then

Ask around darling

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Or would you prefer this one

Seriously check kik

Checked

Finger licking good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm crap. I need more practice

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Cos I am

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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago

toy town

"I'll bring chocolate, any good?"

Very good. You are on

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I have chocolate balls if anyone is interested but if not I'll suck the chocolate off myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il bring the jaffa cakes

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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago

toy town

"Sorry im too tired at the minute

My intencity dedecation to creating the perfect orgasms and stamina to be able to make them multiply also im a hell of a kisser

Still FUCK OFF

Il be recovered by sunday i reccon

Still FUCK OFF

Ok ok il be your huckleberry you twisted my arm climb aboard

I don't want the left overs

Oo you woman are impossible to please

So you are not that good then

Ask around darling

But you just said you can't please them

THE INTERNET NEVER FORGETS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll get dressed and fuck off as soon as he cums.

In and out shag, nice

No small talk or cuddling afterwards.

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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago

toy town

"Or would you prefer this one

Seriously check kik

Checked

Finger licking good

Indeed

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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago

toy town

"I'm crap. I need more practice

With a woman?

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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago

toy town

" Cos I am

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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago

toy town

"Il bring the jaffa cakes "

Does he know?

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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago

toy town

"I'll get dressed and fuck off as soon as he cums.

In and out shag, nice

No small talk or cuddling afterwards."

Fuck that shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can provide references if you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not tonight, i've got a headache.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I have a magic foof

And a couple of other assets...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry im too tired at the minute

My intencity dedecation to creating the perfect orgasms and stamina to be able to make them multiply also im a hell of a kisser

Still FUCK OFF

Il be recovered by sunday i reccon

Still FUCK OFF

Ok ok il be your huckleberry you twisted my arm climb aboard

I don't want the left overs

Oo you woman are impossible to please

So you are not that good then

Ask around darling

But you just said you can't please them

THE INTERNET NEVER FORGETS

Look at you trying to confuse me with your logical traps

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'm not exactly Brad Pitt so I try harder

But what makes YOU a good shag

"
Oh that would be my magical manhood and chocolate flavoured semen that allows me to guarantee I can make any lady orgasm....

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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago

toy town

"I can provide references if you want

This is not a Fucking interview

Actually it is. Please send cv's to:

MrsSB

69 shag street

Toy town

North West

N69 69W

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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago

toy town

"Not tonight, i've got a headache.

I appreciate you nor wasting my time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can provide references if you want

A note from your mum doesn't count

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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago

toy town

"I have a magic foof

And a couple of other assets...

Assets=boobs, just in case someone got confused

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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago

toy town

"Sorry im too tired at the minute

My intencity dedecation to creating the perfect orgasms and stamina to be able to make them multiply also im a hell of a kisser

Still FUCK OFF

Il be recovered by sunday i reccon

Still FUCK OFF

Ok ok il be your huckleberry you twisted my arm climb aboard

I don't want the left overs

Oo you woman are impossible to please

So you are not that good then

Ask around darling

But you just said you can't please them

THE INTERNET NEVER FORGETS

Look at you trying to confuse me with your logical traps "

IT'S A TRAP

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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago

toy town

"I'm not exactly Brad Pitt so I try harder

But what makes YOU a good shag

Oh that would be my magical manhood and chocolate flavoured semen that allows me to guarantee I can make any lady orgasm...."

What if I fancy vanilla ,can your cock provide that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can provide references if you want

This is not a Fucking interview

Actually it is. Please send cv's to:

MrsSB

69 shag street

Toy town

North West

N69 69W"

Does the interview require a practical demonstration

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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago

toy town

"I can provide references if you want

A note from your mum doesn't count

BURNED

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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago

toy town

"I can provide references if you want

This is not a Fucking interview

Actually it is. Please send cv's to:

MrsSB

69 shag street

Toy town

North West

N69 69W

Does the interview require a practical demonstration

Depends on the number of applicants, you might need to bring a PowerPoint presentation

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Errrrmmmm...

I've got great boobs to fall asleep snuggling after?

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'm not exactly Brad Pitt so I try harder

But what makes YOU a good shag

Oh that would be my magical manhood and chocolate flavoured semen that allows me to guarantee I can make any lady orgasm....

What if I fancy vanilla ,can your cock provide that?

"
of course, it is magical after all!

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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago

toy town

"Errrrmmmm...

I've got great boobs to fall asleep snuggling after? "

Sold. I will be checking them tomorrow

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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago

toy town

"I'm not exactly Brad Pitt so I try harder

But what makes YOU a good shag

Oh that would be my magical manhood and chocolate flavoured semen that allows me to guarantee I can make any lady orgasm....

What if I fancy vanilla ,can your cock provide that?

of course, it is magical after all! "

What about half choc half vanilla?

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'm not exactly Brad Pitt so I try harder

But what makes YOU a good shag

Oh that would be my magical manhood and chocolate flavoured semen that allows me to guarantee I can make any lady orgasm....

What if I fancy vanilla ,can your cock provide that?

of course, it is magical after all!

What about half choc half vanilla?"
fondle both balls equally for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry im too tired at the minute

My intencity dedecation to creating the perfect orgasms and stamina to be able to make them multiply also im a hell of a kisser

Still FUCK OFF

Il be recovered by sunday i reccon

Still FUCK OFF

Ok ok il be your huckleberry you twisted my arm climb aboard

I don't want the left overs

Oo you woman are impossible to please

So you are not that good then

Ask around darling

But you just said you can't please them

THE INTERNET NEVER FORGETS

Look at you trying to confuse me with your logical traps

IT'S A TRAP

Its like trapping a toddler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bring chocolate, any good?

Very good. You are on

When and where

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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago

toy town

"I'll bring chocolate, any good?

Very good. You are on

When and where

I post my address earlier on, when you get here

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

It' really nice knowing I'm completely being ignored.

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By *rsSB OP Woman
over a year ago

toy town

"It' really nice knowing I'm completely being ignored."

So Fucking needy. I REPLIED TO YOU

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It' really nice knowing I'm completely being ignored."

C'mere, and I'll bite your bum

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