FabSwingers.com forum: The straight to the point, no bullshit, insult the person above thread!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No need for for veiled digs or in-jokes here, get straight to the point and insult the person above!

Remember it’s a fun thread so play nicely and keep those insults good natured!!

No deliberate skipping to avoid the hottie immediately above to insult the twat from half an hour ago!

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

Big doo-doo head.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Big doo-doo head."

your Mum wanks tramps!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is old"
has wierd hair

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is oldhas wierd hair"

Abysmal taste in women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smells of cat piss

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

"Is oldhas wierd hair

Abysmal taste in women "

said my mum wanks tramps, is rude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunts. "

Oops did I go nuclear a bit early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smells of cat piss"
no tits and needs some soap for Xmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smells of cat piss no tits and needs some soap for Xmas

As charming as a hammer head shark

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Smells of cat piss no tits and needs some soap for Xmas

You must be blind to think he’s a Charmer ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smells of cat piss no tits and needs some soap for Xmas

You must be blind to think he’s a Charmer .. "

Cant deside wich f hes bringing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smells of cat piss no tits and needs some soap for Xmas

You must be blind to think he’s a Charmer ..

Cant deside wich f hes bringing"

About as sharp as a bowling ball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a tiny cock

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

You suck smurfs!

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

smurfs won't let you suck them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a tree instead of a bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fake couple really

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

Farts a lot!!!!

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Smelly clunge

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

Has a mans head stuck in her arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Incredible halitosis

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Tosser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yooooooooo CUUUUUUUN....T!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yooooooooo CUUUUUUUN....T!"

Sorry PP, that was meant for Dan.

You're just a WAAAAAANK...A!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Gopping little bitch that stinks of piss

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Clodhoppers

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Cockwobbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's a gobshite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spunk bowzer

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"He's a gobshite

You're crap in bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

His private parts are public domain, everyone’s had some!

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"His private parts are public domain, everyone’s had some!

Fucking useless at arranging meets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's a gobshite

You're crap in bed

Oh dont i know it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"His private parts are public domain, everyone’s had some!

Fucking useless at arranging meets.

Portuguese slapper

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

I wouldn't say she was easy but her nickname is Eggs Over

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"His private parts are public domain, everyone’s had some!

Fucking useless at arranging meets.

Portuguese slapper"

You've crossed the line

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"His private parts are public domain, everyone’s had some!

Fucking useless at arranging meets.

Portuguese slapper

You've crossed the line

it was the P-word wasn’t it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a Berk!!

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"What a Berk!! "

You are not a real bear

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"His private parts are public domain, everyone’s had some!

Fucking useless at arranging meets.

Portuguese slapper

You've crossed the line

it was the P-word wasn’t it! "

It was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His private parts are public domain, everyone’s had some!

Fucking useless at arranging meets.

Portuguese slapper

You've crossed the line

it was the P-word wasn’t it!

It was

Hobbit feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His private parts are public domain, everyone’s had some!

Fucking useless at arranging meets.

Portuguese slapper

You've crossed the line

it was the P-word wasn’t it!

It was

Hobbit feet"

Does inexplicable things with crackers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His private parts are public domain, everyone’s had some!

Fucking useless at arranging meets.

Portuguese slapper

You've crossed the line

it was the P-word wasn’t it!

It was

Hobbit feet

Does inexplicable things with crackers "

What can I say I'm fucking cracker's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His private parts are public domain, everyone’s had some!

Fucking useless at arranging meets.

Portuguese slapper

You've crossed the line

it was the P-word wasn’t it!

It was

Hobbit feet

Does inexplicable things with crackers

What can I say I'm fucking cracker's"

I see what you did there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His private parts are public domain, everyone’s had some!

Fucking useless at arranging meets.

Portuguese slapper

You've crossed the line

it was the P-word wasn’t it!

It was

Hobbit feet

Does inexplicable things with crackers

What can I say I'm fucking cracker's

I see what you did there "

Your zorro costume is terrible, you forgot to cut out the eyeholes in the bandana.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've got snakeskin teeth!

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

"You've got snakeskin teeth! "

Eats pickled toe nail clippings while whistling sweet home Alabama.

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Skips leg day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has got a face only a dog would lick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Skips leg day"

Has an arse like a bass drum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smells like rotten prawns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has the most horrible accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is shit at playing the guitar...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has the most horrible accent "
likes to roll in fox shit

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Has the most horrible accent likes to roll in fox shit"

Lovely man boobs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many wrinkles could screw a bowler hat on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your that ugly.... Even the midwife smacked you twice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wets the bed and has a tiny penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's that you say???...... Your a body double for John Merrick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's that you say???...... Your a body double for John Merrick. "

You have a face like you have been bobbing for chips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's that you say???...... Your a body double for John Merrick.

You have a face like you have been bobbing for chips."

Has no arms or legs and a purple head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's that you say???...... Your a body double for John Merrick.

You have a face like you have been bobbing for chips.

Has no arms or legs and a purple head"

You've got the perfect face for knocking nails in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uses the litter tray as a pick n mix.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Try as he might, he STILL can’t do up his tie properly!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

DanBerks....

Have

Words........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Stingly : As much as he fumbles in his pants on his avatar, no he still can’t find his cock!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Stingly : As much as he fumbles in his pants on his avatar, no he still can’t find his cock!"

If I change my avatar people are going to wonder what the fuck you're talking about.

Looks like the pants stay on.

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

Thread killer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thread killer"

Sniffs the sweaty boots of sailors

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Proper cunt

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Proper cunt "

I've heard she double dunks chocolate biscuits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bum bandit shit bj doesn’t even swallow!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Fussy cunt

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Proper cunt "

Her taste in music leaves a lot to be desired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clock sucker

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Clock sucker"

Gets their Granny to lace their trainers up

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Timeless clocksucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fussy cunt

"
wears a nappy and tries to turn guys vanilla! Beware

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too hairy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crusty feet

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Crusty feet "

Has posters of Ann Widdecombe on his bedroom ceiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too hairy x"
boring doesn’t like her ass spanked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd think of an insult but it could never be as bad as his face

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dotty : appropriate username is putting it mildly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reads children's comics

. .......

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Reads children's comics

. ......."

Is DanBerks poor relation.

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Crotch stuffer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crotch stuffer"

Filth fest

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Small bean regarder.

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By *r laidbackMan
over a year ago

London & New Brighton

Very low IQ

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

"Very low IQ "

Bare dry skin

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Crotch stuffer

Filth fest

Enjoys "that thing" with the *f**y stuck up her f*g**ipl, but only on days with a Y in them.....

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By *r laidbackMan
over a year ago

London & New Brighton

Cant find his dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Small bean regarder."

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

shrub rocketeer

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Small bean regarder.

Stop posting before me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Licks Salisbury door handles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Licks Salisbury door handles "

Needs to charge his cock with lightning

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By *utsidenakedMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Bloody show off

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By *ommenhimCouple
over a year ago

wigan

"Bloody show off"

How old is lord of the rings ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd think of an insult but it could never be as bad as his face"

doesn’t own enough clothes to get fully dressed and needs a brush for Xmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd think of an insult but it could never be as bad as his face

doesn’t own enough clothes to get fully dressed and needs a brush for Xmas "

Takes advantage of cuddley toys for thrills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd think of an insult but it could never be as bad as his face

doesn’t own enough clothes to get fully dressed and needs a brush for Xmas

Takes advantage of cuddley toys for thrills"

Bad bay watch parody.

Bring the pain

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Hates Monday mornings cos he religiously pisses the bed on Sunday due to a bottle of Jamesons habit on Saturday to get over his 18 pint bender on Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nailed it

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By *lackitncoCouple
over a year ago

lichfield

"Nailed it "

Dude u so ugly u look like all the characters of guess who in one go

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Clackitnco - it’s not Hallowe’en until the end of the month, it’s a bit early for those hideous costumes

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunt"

Likes being licked out by yellow bears and his piglety friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit eater

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By *lackitncoCouple
over a year ago

lichfield

"Clackitnco - it’s not Hallowe’en until the end of the month, it’s a bit early for those hideous costumes "

No profile lol

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"Clackitnco - it’s not Hallowe’en until the end of the month, it’s a bit early for those hideous costumes

No profile lol"

You have squirt all over your laptop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clackitnco - it’s not Hallowe’en until the end of the month, it’s a bit early for those hideous costumes

No profile lol

You have squirt all over your laptop"

Regularly hit on the head by spoons

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"Clackitnco - it’s not Hallowe’en until the end of the month, it’s a bit early for those hideous costumes

No profile lol

You have squirt all over your laptop

Regularly hit on the head by spoons "

Run out of steam. Useless

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Her paella tastes of poo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clackitnco - it’s not Hallowe’en until the end of the month, it’s a bit early for those hideous costumes

No profile lol

You have squirt all over your laptop

Regularly hit on the head by spoons

Run out of steam. Useless

Fake spanish lesbian

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"Her paella tastes of poo"

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"Clackitnco - it’s not Hallowe’en until the end of the month, it’s a bit early for those hideous costumes

No profile lol

You have squirt all over your laptop

Regularly hit on the head by spoons

Run out of steam. Useless

Fake spanish lesbian"

I'm bi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clackitnco - it’s not Hallowe’en until the end of the month, it’s a bit early for those hideous costumes

No profile lol

You have squirt all over your laptop

Regularly hit on the head by spoons

Run out of steam. Useless

Fake spanish lesbian

I'm bi

Polar

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By *lackitncoCouple
over a year ago

lichfield

"Clackitnco - it’s not Hallowe’en until the end of the month, it’s a bit early for those hideous costumes

No profile lol

You have squirt all over your laptop

Regularly hit on the head by spoons

Run out of steam. Useless

Fake spanish lesbian

I'm bi

Polar

Though this was an insult thread? These r compliments

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

"Clackitnco - it’s not Hallowe’en until the end of the month, it’s a bit early for those hideous costumes

No profile lol

You have squirt all over your laptop

Regularly hit on the head by spoons

Run out of steam. Useless

Fake spanish lesbian

I'm bi

Polar

Though this was an insult thread? These r compliments

Fucking unreal

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By *rumkidTV/TS
over a year ago

birmingham

Saggy arse and boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saggy arse and boobs"

Looks like a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saggy arse and boobs

Looks like a man"

Toasts hes penis on a regular basis

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No way I’m pulling that finger - not where he sticks it

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