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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Sat on the train, lucky enough to have a table all to myself.

Dead opposite, another table with one chap sat at it.

Man standing up - can I sit here?

Man at table - no.

Man standing up - thanks very mu.... what?

Man at table - I said no.

Man standing up - why on earth not?

Man at table - because you've got a manbun and I don't want people to think we're a couple.....

Man standing up - about to speak....

Man at table - of course you can sit there, don't be daft.

*moves his stuff to make room for the hipster

5 miles down the track and I'm still not sure if the know each other or not.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Sat on the train, lucky enough to have a table all to myself.

Dead opposite, another table with one chap sat at it.

Man standing up - can I sit here?

Man at table - no.

Man standing up - thanks very mu.... what?

Man at table - I said no.

Man standing up - why on earth not?

Man at table - because you've got a manbun and I don't want people to think we're a couple.....

Man standing up - about to speak....

Man at table - of course you can sit there, don't be daft.

*moves his stuff to make room for the hipster

5 miles down the track and I'm still not sure if the know each other or not. "

Fabulous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's fucking brilliant!

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Bants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair man at table was perfectly within his rights! Manbuns are so 2016 ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone came in the pub to drop in their cv last week.

He passed it me and I said I’d look over it and get in contact if I thought I could use him, as he left I threw it straight in the bin.

The barmaid working looked at me, I just said “man bun”

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

Erm...sorry for being dumb. But what's a man bun?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Someone came in the pub to drop in their cv last week.

He passed it me and I said I’d look over it and get in contact if I thought I could use him, as he left I threw it straight in the bin.

The barmaid working looked at me, I just said “man bun”"

Mean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone came in the pub to drop in their cv last week.

He passed it me and I said I’d look over it and get in contact if I thought I could use him, as he left I threw it straight in the bin.

The barmaid working looked at me, I just said “man bun”

Mean."

Harsh but fair?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone came in the pub to drop in their cv last week.

He passed it me and I said I’d look over it and get in contact if I thought I could use him, as he left I threw it straight in the bin.

The barmaid working looked at me, I just said “man bun”"

But he could attract other man bunners as customers . I bet they buy the expensive stuff too

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Someone came in the pub to drop in their cv last week.

He passed it me and I said I’d look over it and get in contact if I thought I could use him, as he left I threw it straight in the bin.

The barmaid working looked at me, I just said “man bun”

But he could attract other man bunners as customers . I bet they buy the expensive stuff too "

Good point.

Hire him and put your prices up.

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Someone came in the pub to drop in their cv last week.

He passed it me and I said I’d look over it and get in contact if I thought I could use him, as he left I threw it straight in the bin.

The barmaid working looked at me, I just said “man bun”

Mean.

Harsh but fair? "

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha it's great people have sense of humours, makes days so much better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you laugh? I'd have been cry-laughing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone came in the pub to drop in their cv last week.

He passed it me and I said I’d look over it and get in contact if I thought I could use him, as he left I threw it straight in the bin.

The barmaid working looked at me, I just said “man bun”"

Seriously? With that beard ?

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Did you laugh? I'd have been cry-laughing."

I proper chortled.

His timing was fucking impeccable.

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Someone came in the pub to drop in their cv last week.

He passed it me and I said I’d look over it and get in contact if I thought I could use him, as he left I threw it straight in the bin.

The barmaid working looked at me, I just said “man bun”

Seriously? With that beard ? "

I missed this earlier.

*Burn.

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"Erm...sorry for being dumb. But what's a man bun? "

Something that is only really acceptable if you are a samurai warrior, and only then because you've got a big fuck-off razor-sharp sword

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Erm...sorry for being dumb. But what's a man bun?

Something that is only really acceptable if you are a samurai warrior, and only then because you've got a big fuck-off razor-sharp sword"

This. ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a day full of threads as dismal as the weather, this thread has given me 4 or 5 chuckles

Thanks OP

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By *ingAlMan
over a year ago

hereford

Has to be the worst hairstyle since the mullet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sat on the train, lucky enough to have a table all to myself.

Dead opposite, another table with one chap sat at it.

Man standing up - can I sit here?

Man at table - no.

Man standing up - thanks very mu.... what?

Man at table - I said no.

Man standing up - why on earth not?

Man at table - because you've got a manbun and I don't want people to think we're a couple.....

Man standing up - about to speak....

Man at table - of course you can sit there, don't be daft.

*moves his stuff to make room for the hipster

5 miles down the track and I'm still not sure if the know each other or not. "

Quality

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm...sorry for being dumb. But what's a man bun? "

Pull is that you ?

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Sat on the train, lucky enough to have a table all to myself.

Dead opposite, another table with one chap sat at it.

Man standing up - can I sit here?

Man at table - no.

Man standing up - thanks very mu.... what?

Man at table - I said no.

Man standing up - why on earth not?

Man at table - because you've got a manbun and I don't want people to think we're a couple.....

Man standing up - about to speak....

Man at table - of course you can sit there, don't be daft.

*moves his stuff to make room for the hipster

5 miles down the track and I'm still not sure if the know each other or not.

Quality

S"

I fucking love travelling on the public transport, it's a goldmine.......

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