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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

...Put the old chap back in my pants and.....suffered a delayed after shot!!!

I’m presently wearing tan trousers so the resulting wet stain is showing up like a bloody luminous sign!

I’m presently in a very busy train station, sitting down whilst carefully covering my inadvertent shame.

What should I do?! My train’s in about ten minutes and barring some miracle, I’ll still be bearing the wet stain by the time it arrives.

Help!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maintain you modesty with a broadsheet held across your damp patch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe cover it with a coat or jumper when you get up.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

A delayed after shot I've never heard of that,the embarrassment eh.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

As if by some blessed divine intervention, my train has just been announced as being apparently delayed by 9 minutes (Praise be!)

I have my bag on my lap until then.....

God willing, I will overcome the cruel twist of fate that has so incapacitated me

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By *uteness69Woman
over a year ago

Walthamstow

Hand dryer?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Hand dryer?"

Of course good idea!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

These are good suggestions to save my social ignominy.

There are hand driers in the gents....

Wish me luck

.....

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Next time don't pee in your pants.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Get a coffee and it'll disguise the wet patch and people will be thinking you spilt coffee on ya bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take off your pants and get on the train like its usual

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By *uteness69Woman
over a year ago

Walthamstow

"These are good suggestions to save my social ignominy.

There are hand driers in the gents....

Wish me luck

....."

God speed.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Get a coffee and it'll disguise the wet patch and people will be thinking you spilt coffee on ya bollocks

Ooh that's another good idea.

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Cover yourself in water head to toe that way it won't be noticed if anyone asks just mutter damn English weather

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

"Take off your pants and get on the train like its usual"

Yeeeah sling them over one shoulder and when ever anyone looks say

"hey, my eyes are up here"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Untuck your shirt

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

Sign of old age having a leak after you thought you'd finished.....haha. Invest in some of them tena pants for men

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Phew! Made without anyone noticing (I think!)

Thank gawd it was a front side problem and not a rear side mishap is all I can say......the latter would have been far more difficult to obfuscate....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you smell a bit squiffy now though. Do you need a rub down with detergent.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Do you smell a bit squiffy now though. Do you need a rub down with detergent.

I sprayed some deodorant down there

.....damn, who knew that stuff burnt like Cillit Bang in such a sensitive area though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you smell a bit squiffy now though. Do you need a rub down with detergent.

I sprayed some deodorant down there

.....damn, who knew that stuff burnt like Cillit Bang in such a sensitive area though?

your poor trouser department

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