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By *inkyLondonpair OP Couple
over a year ago

London

What's the absolute deal breaker for you on a message.

Disembodied cock as a avatar for us. The message doesn't even get read.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything sleazy. Or calling me babe or hun.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"What's the absolute deal breaker for you on a message.

Disembodied cock as a avatar for us. The message doesn't even get read. "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the absolute deal breaker for you on a message.

Disembodied cock as a avatar for us. The message doesn't even get read. "

And if the title heading is cringy, something like ‘daddy’ or ‘9inch cock’

And you can see a wee bit of the message before you click it, so again if it’s just ‘meet now’ or something effortless, I’ll delete it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something like high dick or I'll make you squirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any message under two sentences

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

"Anything sleazy. Or calling me babe or hun. "

Oh the "Babe...Hun thing drives me mad too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saying 'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm' or 'I don't bite'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Demands, or really difficult messages to comprehend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything sleazy. Or calling me babe or hun.

Oh the "Babe...Hun thing drives me mad too"

Me too. It's an instant delete

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Most of the unsolicited ones I get from other single guys that are usually of the "hi m8 fancy a BJ" variety

I'm open to meeting other guys, but still look for a chemistry and connection before thinking about meeting and short one liners like that aren't going to establish that.

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By *inkyLondonpair OP Couple
over a year ago

London

Is there actually anyone who looks at a Disembodied cock pic and thinks. "ooh yes, I'd like to meet the owner of that"..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the absolute deal breaker for you on a message.

Disembodied cock as a avatar for us. The message doesn't even get read. "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hun, babe, fancy a fuck, nasty looking cock and no face picture!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything sleazy. Or calling me babe or hun. "

This

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

Quite a few things. Txt spk is an instant delete. As is only dick pics, and txt spk, and one line profiles, and txt spk.

Oh I forgot to mention txt spk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they start with the dirty talk in a first message

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

We've sent you a friend request. Usually by couples who think their too nice to read my profile and message accordingly. Delete then accept the request once they go offline ha. Then delete the request after i've fabbed any worth while pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never just delete first messages.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Quite a bit does

Cock avatars

Calling me terms of endearment like babes

When they instantly ask personal question, like where do you live? - like I’d tell a complete stranger that tight of the bat

When they tell me all they’d do to be in a first message because they’re “that good of a shag”

Or like the 10 I’ve deleted so far this morning that say “free today?” when my profile states Friday’s are a no go for meets

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

What you into?

Wanna meet now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't delete. I just leave them unread to frustrate the sender.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messages that start with;

Do you like it hard?

Do you like your pussy licked?

Meet now?

Do you want to make some money?

The classic copy and paste message!!

The list is endless!!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

...I'm staying in a hotel near you....

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

My wife wants to fuck you. You pay for the hotel.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"What's the absolute deal breaker for you on a message.

Disembodied cock as a avatar for us. The message doesn't even get read. "

Definitely, plus cringey usernames. Instant delete.

Reading the message, I hate dislike certain terms "Hey Babe/s, Hun" etc. I have a name, please use it.

Anything graphic in a first message, outlining what you'd like to do to me like a badly written porn script, and including cock pics.

"Meet now, FAF, I'm free, horny, bored, you won't regret it" lines

My profile pretty much outlines what not to send me.... If people CBA to read it, or say the do, but ignore my requests then they are not the sort of person I'd be intrested in

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Looking for a sexy single female to join us... or couple". Yeah you don't really want that other husband do you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the absolute deal breaker for you on a message.

Disembodied cock as a avatar for us. The message doesn't even get read. "
I never instant delete just move on

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By *inkyLondonpair OP Couple
over a year ago

London

""Looking for a sexy single female to join us... or couple". Yeah you don't really want that other husband do you. "

Anything that refers to "your wife". Gives away an essential hetero normativity.

We're not fucking married!

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By *utsidenakedMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Abbreviated text speak and two word messages or just ? And while I'm message chatting, wh u up 2. Dopy twat chatting to you.

The list goes on, I have come to the conclusion most pervs on here are the from the pond like education school, maybe a bit harsh on the pond like

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Loads but asking me to 'meet now?' Gets right on my nerves!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’re here you want to meet now. What would you like to do with my 7/8/9 inc cock. I love a milf , older woman x

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Loads of action shots /other women pics

55 cock pics

Ask/will fill in later

Here to meet ,won't play ping pong with messages

Just pics of lady on couple profiles....

Misd

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By *uteness69Woman
over a year ago

Walthamstow

about 92% of my messages contain about 3 to 5 cock pics

and a clear inability to comprehend reading a profile

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

One that always gets a reply is.

What are you looking for on here?

The reply is always the same.

READ THE F***ING PROFILE.

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By *rysandMadsCouple
over a year ago

Barnstaple

Pushiness

I like people who can have a conversation about stuff, rather than just pushing for sex. I think our profile is quite clear that we aren't actively ready yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually ... All kinds of things, I really AM very fussy

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By *ngelina4uWoman
over a year ago

Camberley/Middleton

Porn epics you know they are pasting them to everyone and I loose the will to live and just have to block them too.

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By *oungYorkscoupleCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

When someone sends us a phone number with no profile picture saying fuck now

no thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One that always gets a reply is.

What are you looking for on here?

The reply is always the same.

READ THE F***ING PROFILE."

You reply to that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the absolute deal breaker for you on a message.

Disembodied cock as a avatar for us. The message doesn't even get read. "

They don't live local / nearby as in within 30 mins of me.

I travel and never accom. So just by looking at their unopened message any of us can where that person is from.

My profile is pretty clear so I find it bewilding why guys like wasting their own time, let alone mine.

If those types can't respect what I'm looking for and time waste me, then I'm sorry but they do not deserve a reply. Instant delete.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there actually anyone who looks at a Disembodied cock pic and thinks. "ooh yes, I'd like to meet the owner of that"..

Believe it or not.... there are some people who would meet someone with a cock pic as a avatar......

The caveat is the owner of that profile must be polite and charming... plus add a face pic before meeting.....

Some people’s fantasy is to play with something they don’t have at home....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 05/10/18 17:55:14]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey hun. How's you"

That goes straight in the bin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they message asking to 'meet them now', telling me graphically what they want to do to me, calling me babe, hun or luv, sending me loads of cock pics, they just get deleted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the absolute deal breaker for you on a message.

Disembodied cock as a avatar for us. The message doesn't even get read. "

The same and a cock pic, and if they just go hi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As soon as I get a message I’ll be sure to let you all know

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Oh FFS...do youse lot wanna fuck or have an evening with Charles Dickens

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Oh FFS...do youse lot wanna fuck or have an evening with Charles Dickens"

Charles Dickens would be a great username

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the absolute deal breaker for you on a message.

Disembodied cock as a avatar for us. The message doesn't even get read. "

this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hun and babe seem to be a common denominator here.

*Shudder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only pics of the woman, on a couple's profile-man must be grotesque.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Any mention of drugs gets a ‘I’m not a loser’ message and a delete from me.

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By *ursecretpassion94ukCouple
over a year ago

Sussex

"Do you want me to fuck your wife"

Instant phone numbers with no chat.

Not reading your profile and just flinging messages at you that clearly show they haven't.

We'll give most people a chance, even the ones that seem to struggle to put a sentence together but some really get rude when you say "no thanks".

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

"Oh FFS...do youse lot wanna fuck or have an evening with Charles Dickens"

I think that may be some peoples Great Expectations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the absolute deal breaker for you on a message.

Disembodied cock as a avatar for us. The message doesn't even get read. "

No face pic or just a cock pic attached

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unless it is from a friend or there are attachments, I delete them all these days.

I only open the ones with attachments cos I'm a nosey sod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh FFS...do youse lot wanna fuck or have an evening with Charles Dickens

I think that may be some peoples Great Expectations "

And someone was flashing their Little Dorrit on here the other day too

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

"Oh FFS...do youse lot wanna fuck or have an evening with Charles Dickens

I think that may be some peoples Great Expectations

And someone was flashing their Little Dorrit on here the other day too"

ooo someone on the same page as me ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone with bareback pics or a profile saying they bareback only.

It's no and always be no

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