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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Stalking around Matalan with a hot discount voucher on my mobile I zeroed in on quite a nice Christmas style duvet cover, I do love the smell and feel of a new covet, but then I spotted matching bed scatter cushions and had an over whelming desire to buy them as well, I did!

Do I need help or maybe a good woman to resume the role of soft furnishings consultant and purchaser?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know but you just made me think I was psychic cos I'd read this thread before!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you need help

Am completely diverse

Worrying about bed cover....

You mean sheets?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Better off going to Dunelm or home bargains

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Ghey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ghey "

Think I need a female influence in my life!

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4


"Stalking around Matalan with a hot discount voucher on my mobile I zeroed in on quite a nice Christmas style duvet cover, I do love the smell and feel of a new covet, but then I spotted matching bed scatter cushions and had an over whelming desire to buy them as well, I did!

Do I need help or maybe a good woman to resume the role of soft furnishings consultant and purchaser? "

Nesting ?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Ghey

Think I need a female influence in my life!"
there’s a woman where I work who has flatulence.

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By *utsidenakedMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Dont worry I'm the same, sucker for a duvet cover with a good design, I have quite a collection now

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By *obdoesitMan
over a year ago

Heswall

Nothing wrong with your selection mate. Think some gals need to shop with you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stalking around Matalan with a hot discount voucher on my mobile I zeroed in on quite a nice Christmas style duvet cover, I do love the smell and feel of a new covet, but then I spotted matching bed scatter cushions and had an over whelming desire to buy them as well, I did!

Do I need help or maybe a good woman to resume the role of soft furnishings consultant and purchaser?

Nesting ?"

That's my thoughts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ghey

Think I need a female influence in my life! there’s a woman where I work who has flatulence. "

As long as she don't snore!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Ghey

Think I need a female influence in my life! there’s a woman where I work who has flatulence.

As long as she don't snore! "

I’ve only heard her laugh and fart. I felt a warm breeze on my neck once and thought ‘oooh, a little sneaky neck nuzzle by the photocopier’ but judging by the smell decided she’d burped on me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ghey

Think I need a female influence in my life! there’s a woman where I work who has flatulence.

As long as she don't snore!

I’ve only heard her laugh and fart. I felt a warm breeze on my neck once and thought ‘oooh, a little sneaky neck nuzzle by the photocopier’ but judging by the smell decided she’d burped on me. "

Please tell her I'm financially independent and very loving!

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"I don't know but you just made me think I was psychic cos I'd read this thread before! "

Ditto

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I don't know but you just made me think I was psychic cos I'd read this thread before!

Ditto "

Double ditto

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I don't know but you just made me think I was psychic cos I'd read this thread before!

Ditto

Double ditto "

Double Dildo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't know but you just made me think I was psychic cos I'd read this thread before!

Ditto

Double ditto

Double Dildo "

What can I say, I'm a son of Fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stalking around Matalan with a hot discount voucher on my mobile I zeroed in on quite a nice Christmas style duvet cover, I do love the smell and feel of a new covet, but then I spotted matching bed scatter cushions and had an over whelming desire to buy them as well, I did!

Do I need help or maybe a good woman to resume the role of soft furnishings consultant and purchaser? "

It's either a mid life crisis or you're getting in touch with your anima.

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