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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Just a random thought.

I'll give you a minute to mullet over.......

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

For cods sake!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Ff hake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m giving this thread the (fish) finger...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't think of anything. Not one sole thing.....

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By *olfAndKittenCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

It would be totally carp

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

There is something fishy about this thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a time and a plaice for these jokes x

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I think I spot a red herring here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're gonna get battered for this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m gonna perch up here and watch

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"You're gonna get battered for this"

He'd better turbot charge those legs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's a right scampi this one..

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By *onny69sMan
over a year ago

Donny

My sole answer would be no..

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I don't know about you lot but I'm having a whale of a time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know about you lot but I'm having a whale of a time."
get your hand out of that smelly plaice

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By *oungYorkscoupleCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

I highly trout it

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

The scale of these puns are dreadful. I wish they’d FINish

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Mrs has a great halibut turbot honest but eel could be talking pollocks witch brings me to say that it's brill so there is no need to mullet over because it's all about the bass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is deFINitely Skate ing on thin ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eel definitely regret starting this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not taking the bait...

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

You all fell for it, hook, line and sinker lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You better get your skates on chippy closes soon xx

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By *ynetaurusMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

My girl lay on the bed opened her legs and said Fillit

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By *ynetaurusMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Ps she is a Pikey type.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just hope this thread doesn't Flounder

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By *launt Thy CurvesCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Pandora Club, Leeds. 12th Oct

My cod what a crap pun!

Least it's not a dead fish......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The scale of these puns is awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some folk are really casting their nets over this one..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You all need a good battering to teach you a lesson about not funny fish puns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The scale of these puns is awful"
No need to get Crabby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're really trawling the bottom of the barrel now....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad thread this! But will let you of the hook!

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Cod be a good bet , as long as it doesn’t degenerate into crude Prawnography for immoral porpoises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cod be a good bet , as long as it doesn’t degenerate into crude Prawnography for immoral porpoises "

Immoral porpoises - that's just brill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrong thyme wrong plaice

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

What a load of old codswallop (I love that word)

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

I thought this would be carp, we all would flounder, but no, a whale of a time is being had(dock).

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

sounds like everyone had a whale of a time with this topic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s a time and a plaice for these jokes x "

Frydays.

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By *ain n MableWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

FFS, this is a load of Pollock's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FFS, this is a load of Pollock's."

I think it's brill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant see why everyone is carping on about this thread

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By *ain n MableWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"FFS, this is a load of Pollock's.

I think it's brill "

I had to Google Brill to make sure it was a fish, because I thought you just liked my effort.

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

There’s no F in cod!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FFS, this is a load of Pollock's.

I think it's brill

I had to Google Brill to make sure it was a fish, because I thought you just liked my effort. "

If you want more, let minnow.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FFS, this is a load of Pollock's.

I think it's brill

I had to Google Brill to make sure it was a fish, because I thought you just liked my effort.

If you want more, let minnow....."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holy mackerel, this is getting silly, but I'm going to keep it up, just for the halibut.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be shellfish not to try

S

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

I worried that it might be a load of scallops , but many a tuna can be played on an old fiddle.

I trout that I will get back the six squid I paid for some mussel to clam up about the loan shark.

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By *ain n MableWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"FFS, this is a load of Pollock's.

I think it's brill

I had to Google Brill to make sure it was a fish, because I thought you just liked my effort.

If you want more, let minnow....."

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Speak up I’m hard of Herring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I worried that it might be a load of scallops , but many a tuna can be played on an old fiddle.

I trout that I will get back the six squid I paid for some mussel to clam up about the loan shark. "

You can tuna fish, as long as it's a bass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can dolphinately do better. Should have paid more attention in school.....

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

Think even I can mussel in with a fishy reference

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

I’m just gonna STARFISH the bed and enjoy this thread!

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By *mm and HerCouple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

I think some of these puns flounder!

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London


"I’m just gonna STARFISH the bed and enjoy this thread! "

Nice shoes in your pic. Are they high eels?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Oi, find your own fish puns, don't leave it to salmon else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is everyone in this thread carping on about fish?

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By *inell1Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Have you got that sick squid I'm owed

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds


"I’m just gonna STARFISH the bed and enjoy this thread!

Nice shoes in your pic. Are they high eels?"

Well I’d look a bit silly in FLATfish shoes, I’m only a short SPRAT!

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London


"I’m just gonna STARFISH the bed and enjoy this thread!

Nice shoes in your pic. Are they high eels?

Well I’d look a bit silly in FLATfish shoes, I’m only a short SPRAT! "

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"I can dolphinately do better. Should have paid more attention in school....."

True, he should have copied John Dory's homework.

I'm glad to see that you've dressed up in fishnets for this thread.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Last thing to discover water would be fish, but don’t tell a sole.

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I'm quite tired, I'll be going for a kipper later.....

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

If there's enough fish puns on this thread we could fillet.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Are soles freshwater fish

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Don’t be koi about fish puns, oh, what do you call a fish with no eyes.

Fsh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop it!

You lot will go to ell with all these terrible piscine puns!

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

I need a new Oyster card.

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I need a new Oyster card. "

Don't be shelfish.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is misleading. I'm not taking the bait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I trawled for new puns, better get my skates on and think of something

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Well I'm not shy, I'm fishing for compliments, but i won't ben dover a sole!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of those puns smelt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this thread is going swimmingly... the OP is just reeling them in...

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Nobody Wright Wales about puns.

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By *istalloverCouple
over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

You poached this .off P O F

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Haddock enough going to scampi off to rest my muscles after I've scaled the stairs to drain my cockle then cuddle up to my sole mate

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I'm still waiting to hear from Annette, on the subject.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"You poached this .off P O F"

Poached! Love it!

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"You poached this .off P O F"

I sea what you did there....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you think your fish puns are good, you should sea mine, the rest of them are Pollocks

Q x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Haven't we fin ished yet

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Haven't we fin ished yet "

Good cod no, the world is your lobster Rodney....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think all the buoy's and gils are enjoying these puns

Q x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel a little out of my depth

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybeeeeee shark

Do do do do do do do do do do do do do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Devil! Are you porpoise-ly trying to be annoying with that song

Q x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of you need reeling in!

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By *orningtonCroissantMan
over a year ago

notts and humberside

I love puns and that was a gudgeon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're all a bunch of sprats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Devil! Are you porpoise-ly trying to be annoying with that song

Q x"

Would I hake you mad on porpoise?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmy shark

Do do do do do do do do do do do do do

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By *irty Flirty HarryMan
over a year ago

East Sussex

There was going to be a fish joke on dad's army but captain mainwarring said 'don't tell them pike'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll shoal you mine if you shoal me yours

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Devil! Are you porpoise-ly trying to be annoying with that song

Q x

Would I hake you mad on porpoise?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmy shark

Do do do do do do do do do do do do do "

Are you baiting me?! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Were you being careful you didn’t make anenomi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Devil! Are you porpoise-ly trying to be annoying with that song

Q x

Would I hake you mad on porpoise?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmy shark

Clam up

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaady shark

Do do do do do do do do do do do do do

Do do do do do do do do do do do do do

Are you baiting me?! Lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did I krill this thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a load of pollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did I krill this thread? "

Not yet, I'm not herring anyone complaining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like everyone clammed up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something smells fishy about this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eel be back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew salmon would carp on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet he's got this on his conch-ience now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bet he's got this on his conch-ience now"

Well done sir! That was clever, I'm not even squidding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bet he's got this on his conch-ience now

Well done sir! That was clever, I'm not even squidding "
I hope not the Ops not a shrimp ya know think someone is seeing to his starfish so I'm cuttling off

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

To be honest, I reely thought this thread would flounder....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We scaled some heights here...

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

It's Fryday.

The world is your lobster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bet he's got this on his conch-ience now

Well done sir! That was clever, I'm not even squidding I hope not the Ops not a shrimp ya know think someone is seeing to his starfish so I'm cuttling off"

Whale, there's enough puns for him to take his pike of the bunch

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I've made a rod for my own back with this thread...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might have to muscle in on this.....

Some of you just have a no candiru attitude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've made a rod for my own back with this thread..."

Its worth posting something like this just for the halibut

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By *ancsUpForFunMan
over a year ago

Morecambe

For god's Hake! These fishy puns are hard, need the IQ of a brain Sturgeon.

I'm going to make a nice Kipper tea and Ling er around here to see if I can think of one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s no need to roe on and on about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might have to muscle in on this.....

Some of you just have a no candiru attitude. "

These puns have been kraken me up all morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s getting a bit remora-sless isn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s getting a bit remora-sless isn’t it?"

Oh, don't be so Koi!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is making me Tench all over at some of the puns.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For god's Hake! These fishy puns are hard, need the IQ of a brain Sturgeon.

I'm going to make a nice Kipper tea and Ling er around here to see if I can think of one. "

You should have taken the oper-tuna-ty to join in earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s getting a bit remora-sless isn’t it?

Oh, don't be so Koi! "

You are carping on a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is making me Tench all over at some of the puns. "

Its been a good day to GARner fish puns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s turning into a right calimari-ty

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Didn't we do this last week ?? Can't read these all again so I'm fuckin off to Sardine-ia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some right saucy tartars round here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s getting a bit remora-sless isn’t it?

Oh, don't be so Koi!

You are carping on a bit "

Hmmm, i should dolphinately start scaling back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some right saucy tartars round here "

I know, its CRAYzy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All this needs to be taken with a bit of salt...... and vinigar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of these puns are well below Parr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 05/10/18 09:38:02]"

They clammed up

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol.

Not today Skipper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Scampi-ed off

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

This thread is giving me a haddock.

Anyway, just heard about the fish that painted itself orange and bobbed about in the sea?

"Pike , you stupid buoy"

Stolen from a quote by Captain Man-wu-herring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You lot are all Cray Cray!

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By *ancsUpForFunMan
over a year ago

Morecambe


"For god's Hake! These fishy puns are hard, need the IQ of a brain Sturgeon.

I'm going to make a nice Kipper tea and Ling er around here to see if I can think of one.

You should have taken the oper-tuna-ty to join in earlier "

I would have but wasn't sure if the post was a red Herring! . . But better Skate then never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of these puns are well below Parr "

Some sardinely are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For god's Hake! These fishy puns are hard, need the IQ of a brain Sturgeon.

I'm going to make a nice Kipper tea and Ling er around here to see if I can think of one.

You should have taken the oper-tuna-ty to join in earlier

I would have but wasn't sure if the post was a red Herring! . . But better Skate then never "

Hoki, I'll let you off

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By *ancsUpForFunMan
over a year ago

Morecambe


"For god's Hake! These fishy puns are hard, need the IQ of a brain Sturgeon.

I'm going to make a nice Kipper tea and Ling er around here to see if I can think of one.

You should have taken the oper-tuna-ty to join in earlier

I would have but wasn't sure if the post was a red Herring! . . But better Skate then never

Hoki, I'll let you off "

Thanks, I'm oFishally running out of puns now . I'm staring into the Jaws of defeat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've made a rod for my own back with this thread..."
give me a minnow I'll think of somefin

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

What a load of carp!

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

This thread is a load of cobbler.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is a load of cobbler. "
you should see my muscles but not my cockles

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

My favourite car is the Plymouth barracuda.

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

If this was a music thread I'd say it was all about the Bass.

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Does anyone think Nicola Sturgeon has a fab profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If this was a music thread I'd say it was all about the Bass."
you're having a whale of a time

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By *eeshelleTV/TS
over a year ago

Marlow

This is all looking very Bleak now.

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

At least you aren’t showing your winkles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If this was a music thread I'd say it was all about the Bass."

Great Tuna that song is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm perched on a sea-t looking out to sea a fisherman is fishing for bass and I'm sat next to a lovely old trout

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Seems like a silly idea for a thread, I didn't there'd be any plaice for such daftness....

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

Well this is what happens when you get a grouper liked minded people together.

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

Are you fishing for compliments?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This all sounds a bit ruff.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Sing along now...

What a wonderful fish are soles

What a beautiful fish are soles

No finer fish to put on a dish

Are soles, are soles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sound like a dab hand at this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hooked a bigun earlier might have been a monk or a flier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hooked a bigun earlier might have been a monk or a flier "

Thanks for letting minnow.

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I'm amazed that this thread ha's hit +160......

I thought I'd get battered....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whale thats a bleak outlook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm amazed that this thread ha's hit +160......

I thought I'd get battered...."

I manta say earlier that I enjoyed this thread far too much! Q x

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

This thread is getting to be a bloater

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

Nice to see it didn't flounder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Conger go wrong with aquatics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice to see it didn't flounder"

It's dolphinately done well, the standard of creative whiting has been fabulous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Conger go wrong with aquatics "

Every day is a school day where aquatics are concerned.... barrumundi

Q x

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

What shoal we do next though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What shoal we do next though?"

Kipper lid on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whale I must say, this thread has had me hooked all day, makes a change to have a laugh instead of de-bait and we've all got along swimmingly! Tanks for the laughs, sea you all around soon..... Im gonna Tuna in for the next round and hopefully we'll all be more Pacific with our puns! 

Q x

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