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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

259 people died taking selfies between 2011 and 2017. Is this tragic or natures way of getting back at the human race after decades of health and safety laws fattened the gene pool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Natural selection.

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By *ndulGENTMan
over a year ago

Stockport (ish)

In 2017 more people died as a result of selfie related injuries than shark attacks.

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By *ndulGENTMan
over a year ago

Stockport (ish)


"Natural selection. "

Made me laugh! Very true though!

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"In 2017 more people died as a result of selfie related injuries than shark attacks. "

So what you're saying is that we need more sharks?

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"In 2017 more people died as a result of selfie related injuries than shark attacks.

So what you're saying is that we need more sharks? "

There is always room for more sharks in my world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"259 people died taking selfies between 2011 and 2017. Is this tragic or natures way of getting back at the human race after decades of health and safety laws fattened the gene pool. "

I fell off a wall taking a selfie. Still take them, just check what's behind me now

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"259 people died taking selfies between 2011 and 2017. Is this tragic or natures way of getting back at the human race after decades of health and safety laws fattened the gene pool.

I fell off a wall taking a selfie. Still take them, just check what's behind me now "

That's like mother nature giving you a caution

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to be called the Darwin awards, now there are too many competing to get on the list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There were only 5 shark related fatalities in 2017. Despite what a certain 70s film made us believe, shark attacks are very rare!

Most selfie related deaths are not due to the selfie taker but due to bad luck!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"In 2017 more people died as a result of selfie related injuries than shark attacks.

So what you're saying is that we need more sharks?

There is always room for more sharks in my world "

We need something, the population is far too high, too many cars on the road etc. Bring on these freaky selfie deaths I say! I’m sick of people

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"There were only 5 shark related fatalities in 2017. Despite what a certain 70s film made us believe, shark attacks are very rare!

Most selfie related deaths are not due to the selfie taker but due to bad luck! "

Bad luck that just randomly occurs near the edges of cliffs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"259 people died taking selfies between 2011 and 2017. Is this tragic or natures way of getting back at the human race after decades of health and safety laws fattened the gene pool.

I fell off a wall taking a selfie. Still take them, just check what's behind me now

That's like mother nature giving you a caution "

True, thankfully when 6 of us fell back it was only a 4 ft drop

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I reckon they'll have racked up a few Darwin Awards along the way

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"In 2017 more people died as a result of selfie related injuries than shark attacks.

So what you're saying is that we need more sharks?

There is always room for more sharks in my world

We need something, the population is far too high, too many cars on the road etc. Bring on these freaky selfie deaths I say! I’m sick of people "

Maybe selfie sticks were invented by the illuminati

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most selfie related deaths are not due to the selfie taker but due to bad luck! "

Can we add other mobile phone deaths to the list? Had 2 people walk into the road in front of me with headphones in and attention on the screen. Perhaps the mobile was invented as not enough of us are wet enough to get attacked by sharks.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Most selfie related deaths are not due to the selfie taker but due to bad luck!

Can we add other mobile phone deaths to the list? Had 2 people walk into the road in front of me with headphones in and attention on the screen. Perhaps the mobile was invented as not enough of us are wet enough to get attacked by sharks."

Naive question but do we have sharks in the U.K.?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In 2017 more people died as a result of selfie related injuries than shark attacks.

So what you're saying is that we need more sharks? "

A shark will only attack you when you’re wet. Selfie inflicted injuries can happen anywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we all take risks everyday without blinking an eye.

could fall out of bed and break my neck.

good god. id be killed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most selfie related deaths are not due to the selfie taker but due to bad luck!

Can we add other mobile phone deaths to the list? Had 2 people walk into the road in front of me with headphones in and attention on the screen. Perhaps the mobile was invented as not enough of us are wet enough to get attacked by sharks.

Naive question but do we have sharks in the U.K.? "

There’s sharks everywhere....under the stairs....behind the living room curtains....under the fridge....oh hang on that’s mice isn’t it....little gnawy teeth not big pointy ones

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"In 2017 more people died as a result of selfie related injuries than shark attacks.

So what you're saying is that we need more sharks?

A shark will only attack you when you’re wet. Selfie inflicted injuries can happen anywhere. "

Cathy Newman: "so you're saying we need sharks with legs?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In 2017 more people died as a result of selfie related injuries than shark attacks.

So what you're saying is that we need more sharks?

A shark will only attack you when you’re wet. Selfie inflicted injuries can happen anywhere.

Cathy Newman: "so you're saying we need sharks with legs?""

Shark expert: ‘No, that’s not what I’m saying at all !’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In 2017 more people died as a result of selfie related injuries than shark attacks.

So what you're saying is that we need more sharks?

A shark will only attack you when you’re wet. Selfie inflicted injuries can happen anywhere. "

That's why I always take a gun into the shower

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Younger people always seem to think they’re invulnerable - all those years of getting killed in video games and spawning to play again....game over. I think it’s horribky sad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most selfie related deaths are not due to the selfie taker but due to bad luck!

Can we add other mobile phone deaths to the list? Had 2 people walk into the road in front of me with headphones in and attention on the screen. Perhaps the mobile was invented as not enough of us are wet enough to get attacked by sharks.

Naive question but do we have sharks in the U.K.? "

Yep. The water is getting warmer.

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Younger people always seem to think they’re invulnerable - all those years of getting killed in video games and spawning to play again....game over. I think it’s horribky sad. "

They need to play more retro games really. Three lives and you earn those fucking continues. In game.

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

It irks me when people are just staring at their phones whilst bumbling around on the street or busy train station getting in my way. I'd probably mind less if it was important. But when I look to check I normally catch a glimpse of Love Island/Bake Off/Kindle/Instagram/Asos or Whatsapp with the person not typing an important message but a row of fucking emojis or 20 hearts. Hope god/natural selection takes all these fuckers away!

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Sorry... I've not finished! People who use their phones whilst driving, including my ex... These people are taking the piss. Natural selection, do your thing!

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"It irks me when people are just staring at their phones whilst bumbling around on the street or busy train station getting in my way. I'd probably mind less if it was important. But when I look to check I normally catch a glimpse of Love Island/Bake Off/Kindle/Instagram/Asos or Whatsapp with the person not typing an important message but a row of fucking emojis or 20 hearts. Hope god/natural selection takes all these fuckers away! "

The kind of people that watch love island use 90% of the brain to read so walking is just happening on auto pilot, you can't really expect them to navigate as well otherwise they'd have to stop breathing to free up some resources.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"Younger people always seem to think they’re invulnerable - all those years of getting killed in video games and spawning to play again....game over. I think it’s horribky sad.

They need to play more retro games really. Three lives and you earn those fucking continues. In game. "

So when I finally peg it, shouting "I am Turok!!" isn't going to have any effect?

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Younger people always seem to think they’re invulnerable - all those years of getting killed in video games and spawning to play again....game over. I think it’s horribky sad.

They need to play more retro games really. Three lives and you earn those fucking continues. In game.

So when I finally peg it, shouting "I am Turok!!" isn't going to have any effect? "

Dude, the N64 is not a retro console!

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By *ust chilled out meMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Had someone walk into road infront of my car today had her head in her phone then had the cheak to tell me to watch where I was going

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"Younger people always seem to think they’re invulnerable - all those years of getting killed in video games and spawning to play again....game over. I think it’s horribky sad.

They need to play more retro games really. Three lives and you earn those fucking continues. In game.

So when I finally peg it, shouting "I am Turok!!" isn't going to have any effect?

Dude, the N64 is not a retro console! "

At least someone got the reference

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Naive question but do we have sharks in the U.K.? "

Just Mike Ashley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In 2017 more people died as a result of selfie related injuries than shark attacks.

So what you're saying is that we need more sharks?

A shark will only attack you when you’re wet. Selfie inflicted injuries can happen anywhere.

That's why I always take a gun into the shower "

What you need is one of those electric stun guns for the shower!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg really? Is this a legitimate statistic or a joke?? Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg really? Is this a legitimate statistic or a joke?? Haha"

It's legit, sharks never eat dry people, but it is a semi joke as I am not massively scared of shark attack in my shower... but you never know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to use this stat every time my eldest creates a drama about boats and aeroplanes. Thank you OP.

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Omg really? Is this a legitimate statistic or a joke?? Haha"

100% legit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg really? Is this a legitimate statistic or a joke?? Haha

100% legit"

Wow I'm guessing the cause of death is selfying in inappropriate/dangerous situations?! U could argue natural selection in that case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha I never took a selfie in my life until after my operation in June now if I go for walk I take selfies along the way to show family am out and about. Or cos I spend lots of time 10 hrs a day solitary so take selfies at random times just to relive the boredom haha

Wow I just seen on phone taken 3000 since June I know when free from house I will stop cos I may see real people lol

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By *y Favorite Pornstar OP   Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Omg really? Is this a legitimate statistic or a joke?? Haha

100% legit

Wow I'm guessing the cause of death is selfying in inappropriate/dangerous situations?! U could argue natural selection in that case "

The edge of high places mainly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg really? Is this a legitimate statistic or a joke?? Haha

100% legit

Wow I'm guessing the cause of death is selfying in inappropriate/dangerous situations?! U could argue natural selection in that case

The edge of high places mainly "

I'm so intrigued by this for some reason? Researching selfy deaths at 1:47am now haha! (':

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